Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Suttles;38276482]i was looking for staples and i found some japanese porn in my dad's desk once scary shit[/QUOTE] well at least you found staples in a magazine

Who cares if Simski likes to put vibrators up his ass?

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38276993]Who cares if Simski likes to put vibrators up his ass?[/QUOTE] Yeah! I mean, who doesn't like a vibrator up their ass! R-Right guys!?

I also have a cool mask

[QUOTE=Simski;38276438][img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/smilies/emot-ssh.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Here, have a few gaybows.

There's nothing wrong with prostate stimulation. From what I've[sp]done[/sp]it's a great way to enhance your orgasm.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38276993]Who cares if Simski likes to put vibrators up his ass?[/QUOTE] i care. He isn't sharing!

Last time I shared, LMAO pics had a field day with it :v: [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] I think it might be best if I try to keep a low profile again, like... keep my hypersexuality restrained to just fapping for a few hours a day instead of exposing myself online and sleeping with random people. I mean it's fun and all that, but I've got the pretense of a reputation to maintain.

once i was round my mates getting high, and we were in his kitchen passing round two joints, we finish up and go watch a movie on his huge projector thing. As I'm sitting there watching the movie I'm just feeling awful and people are noticing, and it doesn't help like 6 people turn to look at you when you're high and feeling sick. So i walked to the bathroom whilst hearing giggles of my mates, i throw up and my friend knocks and says 'are you alright mate?' to which i replied 'i really enjoyed that subway' I open the door and all my mates are there, and they all look for a second and burst out laughing, then they proceed to pull out their phone and take photos of me. I whitey-d really bad and my lips were the same colour as my face, which was completely white. They have photos with someone holding a piece of paper next to my face. They called me Casper for a week.

When I was younger, all the kids gathered around for the teacher to read a story and we had to talk about stuff like imagery and all that. I was probably about 11. The teacher picked some boring girl detective book so I was bored about 2 seconds in. I (used to and still do) look down and put my hands on my hears to block sound out. I soon got used to it and could hear the teacher talking again. I then went to the next level of noise blockage and started humming quietly while putting my hands over my ears, sort of like white noise. I would take a deep breath and hum a long sustained hum. I kept doing that and then once I took my next breath, I didn't hear anything. I looked up and saw the teacher and all the students looking at me like I was some kind of freak. The teacher stared at me that look of disapproval for the longest 3 seconds of my life.

casper really enjoyed that subway

[QUOTE=Simski;38276438][img]http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l189/Simski_2006/smilies/emot-ssh.gif[/img][/QUOTE] is rubbing your dick not enough for you

[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;38281809]is rubbing your dick not enough for you[/QUOTE] if you're not exploring yourself you're not doing it right

Girlfriend comes to my house after school. No one is in. She puts her bag down downstairs and takes off her jacket and leaves it downstairs. She comes to my room and we get pretty down and dirty. Dad comes in the house after work (Thought he was home at 12am) We didn't hear him. HE sees her bag and shit and decides to investigated. Door opens. Oh hi dad. ( He didn't even know I had a girlfriend and I'm not exactly a stud. )

Was fapping in my room, look out the window, best friend is smiling and watching [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] It's okay though, both bisex boyfriends :v: [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] either FP likes that my best childhood friend grew up to be my love, or that someone watches me fap

[QUOTE=Simski;38277344]I also have a cool mask[/QUOTE] wait, you are the guy who put a dildo up his ass, put a blue mask on, went to omegle and started fapping on camera? I remember laughing at it for a while :V

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38285368]Was fapping in my room, look out the window, best friend is smiling and watching[/QUOTE] Did he come in and help you?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBqoMlvQ8oY[/media] The portuguese ex-Prime minister speaking to the European Union. :suicide:

I currently have orchitis, which is a testicle infection. The pain can be compared with someone squeezing one of your nuts with his thumb and index finger in a pulsating way the second I move my legs. I also have a scrotum the size of a fullgrown orange at the moment. I have to walk around like a fucking penguin with my legs apart if I don't want to die. My life is great.

Hi all, new to posting here on FP. Anyway, across my life I've been met with many different embarrassing situations, I'll just lay them on ya in order. During my 13th summer, I attended my cousin's graduation party at the community swimming pool. I was happy, showing my younger brother how to swim, even getting him to venture into the deeper end of the pool. Finally I began to tire, and headed to the ladder to finish my day of swimming. Upon inspection, I noticed the ladder was crowded, so me and my big 13 year old balls decided to just vault the pool's wall. So I gripped the ledge and pulled myself up like the fucking man I am. But something was wrong, I felt something soft catch my foot upon standing. Looking down I saw what I had done. Tangled on my foot was the top of some poor teenage girl, now exposed to the [B]WHOLE[/B] pool. I looked her nipples in the eyes and began sweating. I started swinging my foot violently, trying to shake the infernal, red top off my foot, while making my way towards the exit. Her friends were shouting at me to stop, but I was too nervous that they were going to maul me or something. So with the top still on my foot, I sprinted out of that pool and into the parking lot, where I hid for an hour.

Best first post ever.

[QUOTE=Fingers!!!;36796456]Him: Bla bla bla bla You: Heh, true. Him: What? That was a yes or no question man![/QUOTE] That's when you inform them you're a programmer.

[QUOTE=Faffles;38289859]Hi all, new to posting here on FB. Anyway, across my life I've been met with many different embarrassing situations, I'll just lay them on ya in order. During my 13th summer, I attended my cousin's graduation party at the community swimming pool. I was happy, showing my younger brother how to swim, even getting him to venture into the deeper end of the pool. Finally I began to tire, and headed to the ladder to finish my day of swimming. Upon inspection, I noticed the ladder was crowded, so me and my big 13 year old balls decided to just vault the pool's wall. So I gripped the ledge and pulled myself up like the fucking man I am. But something was wrong, I felt something soft catch my foot upon standing. Looking down I saw what I had done. Tangled on my foot was the top of some poor teenage girl, now exposed to the [B]WHOLE[/B] pool. I looked her nipples in the eyes and began sweating. I started swinging my foot violently, trying to shake the infernal, red top off my foot, while making my way towards the exit. Her friends were shouting at me to stop, but I was too nervous that they were going to maul me or something. So with the top still on my foot, I sprinted out of that pool and into the parking lot, where I hid for an hour.[/QUOTE] Welcome to FP. You couldn't have had a better start.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38287595]Did he come in and help you?[/QUOTE] Well no, to be honest, I stopped because I was shy and all, put my pants back on and such Him being a tease, came into my room and climbed over me giving suggestive looks, only to ask if we should play some vidya Playing videogames with BF when we are completely home alone for hours is alright too, I guess

Have sex with girlfriend. Try not to make noise. Break bed. Oh well.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38293438]Well no, to be honest, I stopped because I was shy and all, put my pants back on and such Him being a tease, came into my room and climbed over me giving suggestive looks, only to ask if we should play some vidya Playing videogames with BF when we are completely home alone for hours is alright too, I guess[/QUOTE] holy shit biggest wasted opportunity 2012

[QUOTE=Faffles;38289859]Hi all, new to posting here on FB. Anyway, across my life I've been met with many different embarrassing situations, I'll just lay them on ya in order. During my 13th summer, I attended my cousin's graduation party at the community swimming pool. I was happy, showing my younger brother how to swim, even getting him to venture into the deeper end of the pool. Finally I began to tire, and headed to the ladder to finish my day of swimming. Upon inspection, I noticed the ladder was crowded, so me and my big 13 year old balls decided to just vault the pool's wall. So I gripped the ledge and pulled myself up like the fucking man I am. But something was wrong, I felt something soft catch my foot upon standing. Looking down I saw what I had done. Tangled on my foot was the top of some poor teenage girl, now exposed to the [B]WHOLE[/B] pool. I looked [b]her nipples in the eyes[/b] and began sweating. I started swinging my foot violently, trying to shake the infernal, red top off my foot, while making my way towards the exit. Her friends were shouting at me to stop, but I was too nervous that they were going to maul me or something. So with the top still on my foot, I sprinted out of that pool and into the parking lot, where I hid for an hour.[/QUOTE] [quote]I looked her nipples in the eyes[/quote] :v:

Sneezed in the face of my high school crush.

had a really shit day one day, decided to take a nap. Was too hot for me to sleep, so i took my clothes off. Woke up next morning to my mom ripping my blanked off of me to wake me up, and having a massive boner. You can figure out the rest.

[QUOTE=zombini;38297726]had a really shit day one day, decided to take a nap. Was too hot for me to sleep, so i took my clothes off. Woke up next morning to my mom ripping my blanked off of me to wake me up, and having a massive boner. You can figure out the rest.[/QUOTE] did you like wet the bed or something???? spit it out