Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Not awkward for me but i remember my friends boyfriend proposing to her during a family and friends gathering and she said no. I know it isnt too great of an awkward story but you can imagine how fucking awkward the environment was all day, especially since they were hosting the get together.

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38298489]did you like wet the bed or something???? spit it out[/QUOTE] Isn't it obvious??? She jerked and fucked him like all those movies we see. R-Right?

[QUOTE=Rediscover;38298489]did you like wet the bed or something???? spit it out[/QUOTE] His mom saw his boner.

Every time I move on my bed, it squeaks. I shit you not, late at night when I'm rolling around to get comfortable, my room sounds like Geppetto's workshop. It is so hard trying to convince my family members that I'm not furiously masturbating at 2 AM.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38298970]It is so hard trying to convince my family members that I'm not furiously masturbating at 2 AM.[/QUOTE] offer them a night in your bed no not like that

I randomly wake up with my underwear off, its so awkward when my mom wakes me up.(Morning glory doesn't help) She's like "get up, you got school!" I'm sitting there like "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY UNDERWEAR" panicking, and she's just sitting there making sure I get up. Then the dogs come in and jump on the bed, im so fucking uncomfortable. She finally walks away, and i just make sure she's not in sight and make a burst for the bathroom to take a shower(Shower is right out of the bathroom, not going to bother putting clothes until I bathe anyway) I still haven't found a few pairs of the underwear, god knows what I do in my sleep

[QUOTE=Maruhai;38294824]Have sex with girlfriend. Try not to make noise. Break bed. Oh well.[/QUOTE] reminds me of when my teacher was eating at his girlfriends (now wife's) parent's place, he was asked how their day was. Earlier that day, they had done some random chores and baked the bread that they were eating at dinner that night. Well he was a bit nervous and slipped up a bit while saying that. "Well we went out, did some shopping, made lunch, and then later on we started breaking the bed" breaking the bed there is nothing worse then mixing up the beginnings of 2 words, especially while infront of your girlfriends parents

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are condoms really that scary? ok nvm snipped

Ones that look like they have 3 year old jizz in are. [editline]3rd November 2012[/editline] Heres a different story for you: I once stayed up until 2AM playing Gmod. It was school the next day. During the morning break, I sat down on a bench and ended up falling asleep. I woke up to people videoing me and someone about to pour water over my crotch. When I saw one of the videos I was evidently dreaming about some game. 'Go go go go go Marines!' 'Man down!' 'Fleshpound' Oh god.

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;38304424]Ones that look like they have 3 year old jizz in are. [editline]3rd November 2012[/editline] Heres a different story for you: I once stayed up until 2AM playing Gmod. It was school the next day. During the morning break, I sat down on a bench and ended up falling asleep. I woke up to people videoing me and someone about to pour water over my crotch. When I saw one of the videos I was evidently dreaming about some game. 'Go go go go go Marines!' 'Man down!' 'Fleshpound' Oh god.[/QUOTE] did you say "fleshpound" and wake up with morning glory?

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[QUOTE=Suttles;38305284]did you say "fleshpound" and wake up with morning glory?[/QUOTE] God, I hope not. Too busy trying to not get my crotch soaked :v:

Killing Floor?

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;38304424]Ones that look like they have 3 year old jizz in are. [editline]3rd November 2012[/editline] Heres a different story for you: I once stayed up until 2AM playing Gmod. It was school the next day. During the morning break, I sat down on a bench and ended up falling asleep. I woke up to people videoing me and someone about to pour water over my crotch. When I saw one of the videos I was evidently dreaming about some game. 'Go go go go go Marines!' 'Man down!' 'Fleshpound' Oh god.[/QUOTE] Just imagining a man asleep on a bench suddenly yelling "GO GO GO GO WE'VE GOT A MAN DOWN" and then start snoring again is funnier than it has any right to be

[QUOTE=tratzzz;38287449]wait, you are the guy who put a dildo up his ass, put a blue mask on, went to omegle and started fapping on camera? I remember laughing at it for a while :V[/QUOTE] Not me, my mask is not blue and I don't think I've ever used omegle actually :S [editline]4th November 2012[/editline] I guess people have forgotten what happened in LMAO pics then, which is probably for the better :v:

[QUOTE=Simski;38306795]Not me, my mask is not blue and I don't think I've ever used omegle actually :S [editline]4th November 2012[/editline] I guess people have forgotten what happened in LMAO pics then, which is probably for the better :v:[/QUOTE] I remember hearing bits about it, sounds hot.

[QUOTE=Simski;38306795]Not me, my mask is not blue and I don't think I've ever used omegle actually :S [editline]4th November 2012[/editline] I guess people have forgotten what happened in LMAO pics then, which is probably for the better :v:[/QUOTE] pretty sure I remember seeing your ass in the weirdest boner thread [sp]I fapped to it <3[/sp]

Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:

A while ago, I was waiting for my friend after school. She was waiting for me as well, as she mentioned the place near the cafeteria(inside). Instead of inside, I stood outside the cafeteria for a whole 15 minutes. As my phone vibrates, that's when I knew that she was inside. [I]Heh.[/I] A bit funny but slightly more embarrassed. [I]15 minutes of standing until I knew where she is.[/I]

[QUOTE=Suttles;38300295]I randomly wake up with my underwear off, its so awkward when my mom wakes me up.(Morning glory doesn't help) She's like "get up, you got school!" I'm sitting there like "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY UNDERWEAR" panicking, and she's just sitting there making sure I get up. Then the dogs come in and jump on the bed, im so fucking uncomfortable. She finally walks away, and i just make sure she's not in sight and make a burst for the bathroom to take a shower(Shower is right out of the bathroom, not going to bother putting clothes until I bathe anyway) I still haven't found a few pairs of the underwear, god knows what I do in my sleep[/QUOTE] and every night, your father leans into your ear and whispers.... "ssshhh, no tears this time, only dreams"

Your avatar seems to fit.

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;38307775]pretty sure I remember seeing your ass in the weirdest boner thread[/QUOTE] Iirc that was Chickens!

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;38309643]No, I thought he was underage and posted his pingus?[/QUOTE] Didn't he do both? Then the mods came down on that thread like a ton of bricks, and it was locked away, never to be opened again. They also made it specifically against the rules for anyone to ever remake it.

About a month ago, it was a shitty week so when Friday rolled around I went out on Friday with my buddies with the intention of getting pretty fucked up. We started at our usual bar and I had like 6 or seven mixed drinks and a few beers and me and 5 friends drank 2 punch bowls, then we all started splitting up and me and 4 of my other buddies went to another bar and this is where it got pretty blurry. I had 3 more mixed drinks and took 3 shots with my buddy, none of which I remember. My Libo buddy wanted to get some food before we had to be back on base so we went to this noodle place. I ended up eating someone elses order and smothered it in what I later found out was ketchup. I was so drunk I was eating it like one noodle at a time but somehow managed to eat it all in five minutes. We went back to the base and the guys at the gate checked our id's and we walled through and from what happened next in my head was we were stopped and they were checking our id's again and after a while I realized it was my co. Ops cheif so I said "are you gysgt xxxxx?" And he stared at me and said "yeah" so I said "hey gysgt xxxxx" but in reality I back at the bar I kept forcing my buddy to take shots with me and shoved my change in his pocket and said something pretty gay that I don't want to repeat and at the gate my ops chief saw me and say "hey xxxxx!" and I did like a Michael Jackson move and wheeled around and just stared at him for like a minute just spacing the fuck out and yelled "WHATSUPGUNNYXXXXX!" with a strait as fuck face and promptly turned around and stumbled away. [editline]4th November 2012[/editline] And I used to yell at my room mate in my sleep

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38308434]Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:[/QUOTE] I take it you have a pretty flat dick then or a really weird-ass phone. Also this is now my favorite thread.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;38309552]Iirc that was Chickens![/QUOTE] he did as well, and I'm pretty sure nerts and one or two others also showed their asses.

i went into the dragon thread

[QUOTE=ewitwins;38310077]I take it you have a pretty flat dick then or a really weird-ass phone. Also this is now my favorite thread.[/QUOTE] I didn't really think about it, just threw something out there that somewhat made sense i guess :v:

[QUOTE=Bletotum;38295104]holy shit biggest wasted opportunity 2012[/QUOTE] Oh hush, we already do very naughty things for 16 year olds. Although, we haven't gone [i]all[/i] the way yet. [sp]Both still virgins, buttsex wise[/sp]