Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38310700]Oh hush, we already do very naughty things for 16 year olds. Although, we haven't gone [i]all[/i] the way yet. [sp]Both still virgins, buttsex wise[/sp][/QUOTE] give him the dick

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38310700] [sp]Both still virgins, buttsex wise[/sp][/QUOTE] [img]http://fireden.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Give-her-the-dick.jpg.jpeg[/img]

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38308434]Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:[/QUOTE] Should've just told the truth.

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38308434]Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:[/QUOTE] I would have casually laughed and said "That's my dick."

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38308434]Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:[/QUOTE] You could've gotten laid there buddy.

I really don't understand why your girlfriend would make a big deal about you getting hard, or how it could end badly but ok.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38311791]You could've gotten laid there buddy.[/QUOTE] Yeah, laid out in front of a bunch of people! She could have bitched him out like crazy! No way its worth taking THAT chance! Gosh! :v:

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38310461]i went into the dragon thread[/QUOTE] My sister got on my computer to look at movie times a few months ago, when she stumbled on facepunch. She somehow made it into the "all images" section of the dragon thread. Never have I seen her throw up so violently.

Oh geeze, this one time I was at school and I fell asleep and someone tried to wake me up. I thoought that someone was trying to mug me or some shit while I was asleep, so I snapped awake and jabbed him right in the stomach. The kid just kinda took the punch and stared at me, and walked away slowly. Everyone was staring at me and it was just really awkward. -_-

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38311791]You could've gotten laid there buddy.[/QUOTE] That would've been nice, but the risk of something else happening (40-60 other people I go to school with finding out I had a huge boner at the time) was certainly there. Didn't want to be put on the spot.

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38316224]That would've been nice, but the risk of something else happening (40-60 other people I go to school with finding out I had a huge boner at the time) was certainly there. Didn't want to be put on the spot.[/QUOTE] Atleast they'd all know how big your dick is.

[QUOTE=JUOPPO;38238014]I heard this one, One fellow fingered his gf and then soon after he meets her dad for the first time and they shakehands akward...[/QUOTE] I did that once, haha. Thankfully he didn't notice.

Pulling down my pants to getting a giggle. I was like, well fuck you too bitch, get out of my pad.

Haha, thanks guys. If I knew how to quote I would, just to make the people that commented on my story feel special, but since I don't, I'll just share another story. After that summer I thought I wouldn't undergo anything as embarrassing as that again, too bad I was wrong. That same year I began 8th grade, and during that year our class took a trip. We went to a place called "Outdoor Odyssey". Not sure if its just a Pennsylvanian thing or what, but basically its like a summer camp that one attends within a day. We go up during the fall so we just climbed rock walls and shit. Anyway, while there I was participating in some social thing called the human knot. For those of you who don't know what this is, a group of about 10 all take hands with one another and scramble, and then must try to unscramble to a perfect circle. It started out good, I was holding hands with girls and felt like the fucking champ, but then the gods shat on my life once again. I know some of you will understand this, especially after I read that one dude's "Bus Boner" thread, but at that moment I was stricken with a random erection. This bastard wasn't one of those chubs you can just shake away, oh no, it was a full blown rager, one that I couldn't even explain. You might be thinking, oh that's not so bad, you could just pull it up and hide it under your elastic band. Problem is, my hands were bound. I had to stand there as sweat poured down my face, with a rock hard boner wagging around a group of fellow classmates. Just when I thought things couldn't any worse, some bastard in the knot fell over, pulling the whole group down. There I was, boner in pants, laying on top of one of my female class mates, my face engulfed by her budding tits. She yelled get off me, calling attention of everybody to us, which gave full view of my [I]hard[/I] predicament. Worst thing is, I still hear about that story, and I graduated high school.

"I'm so sorry, my dick just fell in. I [i]swear![/i]"

[QUOTE=Faffles;38322499]Haha, thanks guys. If I knew how to quote I would, just to make the people that commented on my story feel special, but since I don't, I'll just share another story. After that summer I thought I wouldn't undergo anything as embarrassing as that again, too bad I was wrong. That same year I began 8th grade, and during that year our class took a trip. We went to a place called "Outdoor Odyssey". Not sure if its just a Pennsylvanian thing or what, but basically its like a summer camp that one attends within a day. We go up during the fall so we just climbed rock walls and shit. Anyway, while there I was participating in some social thing called the human knot. For those of you who don't know what this is, a group of about 10 all take hands with one another and scramble, and then must try to unscramble to a perfect circle. It started out good, I was holding hands with girls and felt like the fucking champ, but then the gods shat on my life once again. I know some of you will understand this, especially after I read that one dude's "Bus Boner" thread, but at that moment I was stricken with a random erection. This bastard wasn't one of those chubs you can just shake away, oh no, it was a full blown rager, one that I couldn't even explain. You might be thinking, oh that's not so bad, you could just pull it up and hide it under your elastic band. Problem is, my hands were bound. I had to stand there as sweat poured down my face, with a rock hard boner wagging around a group of fellow classmates. Just when I thought things couldn't any worse, some bastard in the knot fell over, pulling the whole group down. There I was, boner in pants, laying on top of one of my female class mates, my face engulfed by her budding tits. She yelled get off me, calling attention of everybody to us, which gave full view of my [I]hard[/I] predicament. Worst thing is, I still hear about that story, and I graduated high school.[/QUOTE] you're like the bear grylls of social interaction

I sleep a lot in class, learned from my best friend yesterday I sleep with my mouth open and kids put pencils in my mouth when I sleep. oh god why

I actually feel much better about some of my embarassing situations after reading this thread, considering I thought they were pretty bad, but they are nothing compared to some stuff in here. A few years back I went to a house party that had 30+ people there, I wasnt doing so great in college at the time and I decided I wanted to get shit faced and drown my sorrows. I did just that, and after forgetting my limits and mixing lots of drinks, I went outside and fell asleep on one of the deck chairs there. A few hours later I woke up and promptly puked all over my top/jeans. Luckily I had brought a bag and for whatever reason decided to bring a change of jeans, but after someone found me, I had to strip down to my shreddies so I didnt get puke in the house and walked through the party before they put me in his parents bed. Fast forward and I wake up hearing someone shouting and see that my best friend who was also extremely drunk was asleep next to me. The guys brother (Who is like 30) had come over to the house, come into his parents room and saw me and my friend laying on the bed asleep, with me just in my underwear, and started shouting at us to get out before he got violent. We had to quickly get up and head down the stairs with him shouting behind us and everyone looking, then as I pick up my pile of sick-y clothes, some annoying fat guy that nobody likes sees a little bit of the sick on my jeans and starts saying 'theres cum on his jeans!', and being still extremely drunk, half asleep and in a hurry I just blurted out 'I know' on the way by him. So then we left as fast as possible and I got dressed into my spare clothes outside before we walked home, a few people came out and followed. Luckily my best friend is pretty popular/universally liked so it wasnt hard for him to clear it up, and I didn't hear anything about that night from anyone after. Needless to say I haven't really had a heavy drinking session since then.

Oh god I just remembered something. A couple months back I woke up feeling real shitty, so I decided to take a nice, long, hot shower to make myself feel better. Unfortunately it didn't work, and my head was still feeling royally fucked up so I decided to just go back to bed. How did I do that? I put my towel around my neck and just straight up walked out of the toilet, totally naked, without thinking. My mom was outside, and I told her "I'm feeling really sick, going back to bed first". I got to my room (my room door is just opposite the toilet door) and closed the door. A few seconds later I thought to myself "what the fuck did I just do?"

[QUOTE=Xenophobia;38327153]Right now I'm browsing this thread while at "work". As I pretty much hate my laugh I was trying my best not to let it out, but no luck there. I just couldn't hold it anymore and let out this loud-ass laugh and pretty much everyone in this office is staring at me right now. I don't have a mirror with me, but i bet my cheeks are pretty red by now. :v:[/QUOTE] i've made the mistake of browsing r/shittyaskscience while in chemistry lectures a few times. luckily i've managed to avoid laughing in class, though i'm sure the girl i sit next to has noticed how difficult that is for me. (ever since this thread started i've been trying to think of an embarrassing story that's actually funny and not just depressing and i still haven't come up with anything..) [editline]5th November 2012[/editline] actually i've kind of got one when i was 5 or 6 i had a girl over and she decided it would be a brilliant idea if we cut our own hair. i had waist-length hair at the time and was also very submissive to peer pressure so after a while i went along with the idea to get her to shut up and ended up cutting off almost all of my hair. my mom came home and my immediate response was "it wasn't my idea, helena did it, helena cut my hair!" she took me to a hair cuttery to get it sort of fixed up but it was extremely uneven so i ended up looking like a chemo patient for a few months. a couple years later i was visiting my aunt and eating breakfast in front of tv and she had left some kid's show on for me. it was about a boy who broke his window playing baseball and lied to his dad about it. at the end of the episode he decided to come clean and admitted to his dad that he was the one who broke the window. his dad seemed overjoyed at his honesty and said "that's okay, son! i still love you!" or something and they hugged and everything was awesome. so i was inspired to come clean to my mom, expecting her to be thankful that i was being honest and to be rewarded for my honesty in some way. so we were sitting around in a hotel room, probably two or three years after the original event took place, and i finally pipe up "mom? remember that time i cut my hair? well helena wasn't the one who did it, i was." without even looking up from her book, she said "you shouldn't've done that." and that was that. so i spent the rest of my teenage years lying compulsively to my parents about everything, regardless of whether it mattered, even though i've never lied to another person in my life.

One of the worst moments I've ever had in my entire life was the day I went with my Dad and bro to check out his new college. It was one of those open days where they let families/the people who are thinking of attending take a look at the entire college. They were giving out free Dr. Pepper cans... and well, I fucking love Dr. pepper. So I drank 2 and took one with me throughout the rest of the day. Overtime, we went up and down probably 1000 flight of stairs, so I was feeling pretty good about my exercise for the day. Although, this is where it flips all upside down. At the end of the day, my Dad/Bro decided to check out the book shop before heading out. Overtime, they found some good deals on a few books... and so did 20 other people. So we sat in line, waiting. Now here's me, probably the only 13 year old in the building bored to death, looking around, forgetting about the can of pop being held between my arm. Suddenly, it drops. In a slow mow like feeling, I tried reaching for it, but it was to late. The can falls... and I kid you fucking not, literally starts spraying EVERYWHERE! Onto me, onto books, onto my family, onto EVERYONE! The only thing I could do was try to block the flow of Dr. Pepper spraying out with my hand, but that just made it worse. Well, after the can finally let out, the worst moment in my life was experienced. A man yells out, "MY T-SHIRT WAS SIGNED, WHAT THE HELL!" Being the unlucky person I am, his shirt was pure white... untill the Dr. Pepper hit. THEN, COMMENCE THE AWKWARD STARING OF EVERYONE IN THE SHOP. After like 5 seconds of that, my dad tells me to head to the bathroom, he would take care of the mess. So here I am, running to the nearest bathroom drenched in Dr. Pepper... probably dripping on the floor the way there. Even when I got in the bath, the awkwardness didn't stop. Everyone washing their hands were staring at me. In the end, I made it out of there alive... but god, I still cringe every time I think about that day.

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38308434]Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:[/QUOTE] I would've casually laughed and said [b]"I'm going to fuck you until your pelvis breaks."[/b] and then I'd start shitting spaghetti and crying

Oh god I have something. I don't remember if I ever told this one, but I'm too lazy to look. Anyway, a long ass time ago when I was around 5 years old, my dad took me to an amusement park somewhere next to a baseball field where his team was playing a ball game. This park had all of everyone's favorite rides with high speeds, and [i]lots[/i] of spinning. At that time the idea of limits didn't really come to mind, being bored as fuck with my father playing a ball game I just went and did whatever the fuck I wanted. (The rides were free) So I fell in love with this one ride that spins in a circle for awhile before tilting up, and continuing to spin. I proceeded to ride this almost incessantly, with the occasional break to go on another ride, also of which contained much spinning and fast speeds. At one point I was on the second ride, and in the middle of it I start to feel sick. Seconds later I lost my shit and vomited everywhere, completely covering the front of my shirt, and the car I was sitting in (by myself, thank god) The guy managing the ride takes one weird look at me, and just walks off to grab a hose to spray down the ride, without even helping me the slightest. The walk to find the bathroom was pure hell, every one I walked by stared at me with a shocked expression, and after a failed attempt to wipe that shit off in a bathroom, I then walk to try and find my dad, now with [i]smeared[/i] vomit all over my shirt. I get more stares, and I eventually find my dad, standing with his friends in the food court (where people are eating as I walk by them with vomit on my shirt :v:.) He takes one look at me, and we leave soon after that. That was a bad day.

A year ago I remember reading about the "Rasterbation" thread on Facepunch, and I was convinced the practice was actually called Rasterbation. Which I relayed to my parents in the car. It was an awfully long drive.

[QUOTE=NateDude;38332546]A year ago I remember reading about the "Rasterbation" thread on Facepunch, and I was convinced the practice was actually called Rasterbation. Which I relayed to my parents in the car. It was an awfully long drive.[/QUOTE] It's not? Shit.

When I was about 9 or 10 I went on my mum's computer and looked up porn because I wanted to know what it was. Somehow I found some man and woman pissing and shitting on each other and couldn't see the fuss so I stopped watching. Eventually my mum noticed it on her history and asked me what it was, I told her that we'd been set homework at school about Theseus and I'd tried to type in "how did theseus shift a rock" but must have accidentally typed "how did theseus shit a rock" and then clicked on the videos by accident.

Well yesterday I was bored while eating breakfast. My dad's IPad was right in front of me.. Decided to go browse the net. While I was looking at a page, Safari crashed. I reopened the browser and went to history to find what I was looking at, but right underneath my entry was around 50 links to various videos from porn sites, which were accessed over a time period of about 6 hours. Seriously, what the fuck dad, learn to delete browsing history.

When i walk on the bus when school is over, the bus driver says hello and i say good morning at 2:12 in the afternoon.

I live in a two story house, and the top story is rarely visited by my parents, its also where my room is, but also the room with our tv. My mom stays in her room but if my dad doesnt have homework from college he will be upstairs playing the ps3 or watching tv. Well one day I was fapping in bed watching porn on my laptop, I had the laptop on my chest watching so I couldnt see if anyone was coming up the stairs(I cant close my door, my mom freaks out and shit). I am beating my meat and I hear footsteps, quickly look to see if someone is coming up stairs. I see my dad just pass my door rather quickly. I just sat there all awkwardly.

[QUOTE=assassin_Raptor;38334883]I live in a two story house, and the top story is rarely visited by my parents, its also where my room is, but also the room with our tv. My mom stays in her room but if my dad doesnt have homework from college he will be upstairs playing the ps3 or watching tv. Well one day I was fapping in bed watching porn on my laptop, I had the laptop on my chest watching so I couldnt see if anyone was coming up the stairs(I cant close my door, my mom freaks out and shit). I am beating my meat and I hear footsteps, quickly look to see if someone is coming up stairs. I see my dad just pass my door rather quickly. I just sat there all awkwardly.[/QUOTE] You set yourself up to be caught