Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=The Rifleman;38335130]You set yourself up to be caught[/QUOTE] Basically yea, but I did not think anyone would be coming up. My dad just got home from work and he usually does homework so I thought I had time. Its embarrassing but he never said anything about it. This was probably like 3 weeks ago too.

[QUOTE=assassin_Raptor;38334883](I cant close my door, my mom freaks out and shit).[/QUOTE] Dude, what? This shit would never fly with me. It's like she wants to see you masturbate. [editline]5th November 2012[/editline] That's just creepy.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38336165]Dude, what? This shit would never fly with me. It's like she wants to see you masturbate. [editline]5th November 2012[/editline] That's just creepy.[/QUOTE]or maybe she doesn't want him masturbating.

If I were in his shoes and my mom walked in while I was jerking it, I'd just be like "This is why you should let me close my fucking door, mom."

[QUOTE=GoDLik3;38308434]Me and my girlfriend we're waiting in line to get into a school dance, and I was cuddling/hugging her while we waited. So basically i was standing behind her with my arms around her and her ass was right in my crotch. My dick gets hard but its no big deal because I can usually hide it pretty well. It gets interesting when she spins around to put her arm around me, but her hand kinda nicks the head of my erection, catching her attention. She's like "What's that?" and starts feeling it up. I got the feeling if she found out she could possibly make a big deal out of it, and shit would get bad. (Bear in mind there are like 40+ people around) Shit.. Instead of desperately and awkwardly spewing spaghetti like everyone else on here seems to do, I casually say "oh, that's my phone" (I wear skinny jeans so it makes sense) She was like oh okay, and everything's all chill while me and her and a bunch of friends talk and wait in line. [b]Win.[/b] Come to think of it this situation isn't too bad, but I was embarrassed for a few minutes afterwards before I realized how smooth I played that shit off. But it could have turned bad in a matter of seconds honestly :v:[/QUOTE] why exactly did you have to tell her it was your phone? are you like, a new couple? i'd understand if you werent completely comfortable around each other quite yet but if you had been together for more than a couple weeks i dont understand if that happened to me i'd just be like, 'oh, thats my dick' and my girlfriend would say something to the effect of 'oh you!' and that would be that

Yeah the only time I've ever lied about something like or tried to hide it was when my mate's little sister was sitting on my lap. If it's your girlfriend it shouldn't really be that big of a deal.

I don't know to be honest. Thinking back I wish I told her, that dance could been a [b]LOT[/b] better. :v: Fuck.

You didn't even had to say anything. Just look her in the eyes and slowly pull a smile, you may be thrown out of there, but at least it would be less embarrassing.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38345813]You didn't even had to say anything. Just look her in the eyes and slowly pull a smile, you may be thrown out of there, but at least it would be less embarrassing.[/QUOTE] That would come off way more creepy than playful.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38345813]You didn't even had to say anything. Just look her in the eyes and slowly pull a smile, you may be thrown out of there, but at least it would be less embarrassing.[/QUOTE] Whisper "it's time" for good measure.

I used to read the blog of a woman who called into a radio show I listened to when I was younger, I forget her name now. Anyway, I guess she was a prostitute (but I was too young to understand it) and she basically wrote about all the sex she had. I used to read it because it was interesting and I was a kid, so sex had an air of mystery and romance to it. Anyway, we shared a family laptop back then so one day my dad brought the laptop into the room we were all sitting in and put it down, announcing that he was going to look through the history and see what we'd been up to (I don't know why). He was going through it, and I was standing next to him making up excuses in my head because I knew he was going to find something, and I saw a sentence that will be stuck in my head forever: "Cum in my hair, finger fucked in mayfair". I pointed at it and said, "I don't know what that is", even though he'd just scrolled past without noticing it. He scrolled back up, saw it, and got annoyed. I told him a babysitter had done it and I think he believed me. We never had that babysitter again and I never visited her website again either. I just looked it up and apparently she now does a sex podcast, so that's good.

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;38336331]or maybe she doesn't want him masturbating.[/QUOTE] I don't even have a door and I occasionally wank. Serves them right for not having a door for my room.

i dont even have a house and i occasionally wank

I don't even wank and I occasionally have a door (when it's not broken, which is half of the time).

[QUOTE=Maruhai;38349952]I don't even wank and I occasionally have a door (when it's not broken, which is half of the time).[/QUOTE] doors are used for more than wanking i think

Obama won, embarrassing as fuck for Romney.

So I've been glued to my computer since I was 5, and when I was just getting the ropes of it I opened Windows Media Player after my sister had been using it to save music and videos for projects. So, me trying to see what Windows Media Player did, I clicked on "most recent". Gay porn. In front of my 5 year old eyes. And that's why I have never masturbated ever and pretty much have a fear of any penis that isn't my own. Also got my sister in loads of trouble and she still hates me to this day.

[QUOTE=Mike42012;38351285]Obama won, embarrassing as fuck for Romney.[/QUOTE] [img]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3pvhJjTh1qzozwoo1_500.gif[/img] lol you stupid rich cunt that's what happens when mommy organised your candidacy for you

No. Post that shit [thread=1210897]Here[/thread] I rather laugh at things funny than be reminded that we have a president who's gonna fuck around in office for another 4 years. [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] Now here comes the dumb ratings of obama lovers :v:

sry [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] my embarrassed moment i posted politics in embarrassing thread sry im sry

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38353695]sry [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] my embarrassed moment i posted politics in embarrassing thread sry im sry[/QUOTE] lol u fucking nerd cant even read correctly get embarrassed scrub

Back when limewire was a thing I used to download tv shows and shit off of it. Once I downloaded a video called "Meg The Babysitter" thinking it was an episode I'd never heard of. I found out it was porn when I clicked play. Unfortunately my mum had wanted to watch family guy with me, so we sat there for what felt like ages watching a girl getting fucked before I could turn it off. Fuck limewire.

When I was 11 or 12, my sister used to use programs like Limewire on my computer for music. Eventually, I realized that I could use Limewire to gain access to a whole plethora of highly fappable material. Weeks of furious masturbation ensued, and I'd always make sure that I removed any of my shameful downloads from the program's history. Unbeknownst to me, the terrifying shit I looked at was still stored on my system, within the confines of the Limewire downloads folder. So one day I'm sitting at my computer doing my homework. I had to research snakes. My sister walks in and asks to use my computer. I say "Yeah sure, but I need to find some pictures of snakes to finish up my homework." My sister hops on Limewire, and my heart starts racing out of fear that I may have forgotten to get rid of some incriminating evidence. My sister says "Okay bro, I'll just look up pictures of snakes on here." She gets some pictures of snakes, and then, as she is navigating to the downloads folder for Limewire, I say "I-I'm gonna go get a drink." As I'm leaving the room, I hear her blurt "WHAT THE FUCK." She had stumbled upon a whole plethora of highly graphic adult material. When I got back, she lectured me, and we never spoke of it again. [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] The material in question was hentai, and what she doesn't know is it's her fault. About a year before this incident, I found Newgrounds. I would watch all of the flash parodies of my favorite games because I found them to be quite humorous. My sister used to frequent that site a lot, too. The adult section, in fact. I knew this because I checked my history to access a flash game I wanted to re-play. I saw a link to a random hentai game, and said "Huh, I wonder what this goes to." And that was when any hope of me becoming a normal human being vanished.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38355042]My sister used to frequent that site a lot, too. The adult section, in fact. I knew this because I checked my history to access a flash game I wanted to re-play. I saw a link to a random hentai game, and said "Huh, I wonder what this goes to." And that was when any hope of me becoming a normal human being vanished.[/QUOTE] i wouldn't blame that experience on "not being normal". i heard of porn/hentai WAY earlier than i ever wanted to and i've never found hentai remotely interesting

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38355544]i wouldn't blame that experience on "not being normal". i heard of porn/hentai WAY earlier than i ever wanted to and i've never found hentai remotely interesting[/QUOTE] Me either, but there were some pretty fun games on newgrounds. I remember one where you played as an angel and had to make a sleeping girl have an orgasm.

i discovered porn when i was 12 or 13ish. i knew sex existed but i didn't really have any idea what it was. i was googling a picture of a lily because i used to draw a lot and flowers were kind of my jam around that time period. google image search returned a completely different kind of lily. was completely mortified by what the site contained but looked through it in terrified fascination, kind of like how people gape at car crashes. few months later after i got over the initial shock, i went back for completely different reasons

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38355564]i discovered porn when i was 12 or 13ish. i knew sex existed but i didn't really have any idea what it was. i was googling a picture of a lily because i used to draw a lot and flowers were kind of my jam around that time period. google image search returned a completely different kind of lily. was completely mortified by what the site contained but looked through it in terrified fascination, kind of like how people gape at car crashes. few months later after i got over the initial shock, i went back for completely different reasons[/QUOTE] Lily... Is it wrong that I MIGHT know who that is?

she wasn't an actual porn star, the site was basically this guy owned an apartment and went around looking for chicks who needed a place to stay in exchange for them to do things i'm actually embarrassed talking about this now lol thread is working as intended [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] and now that i think about it i'm sure that wasn't true at all and just went over my 13-year-old head

[QUOTE=jaykray;38355562]Me either, but there were some pretty fun games on newgrounds. I remember one where you played as an angel and had to make a sleeping girl have an orgasm.[/QUOTE] meet n' fuck games made me chuckle

[QUOTE=Suttles;38354626]lol u fucking nerd cant even read correctly get embarrassed scrub[/QUOTE] cries and runs into the night