Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

when I was like 9 my friend told me he just got busted for looking at naked girls and that I definitely, absolutely, should [b]not[/b] look at naked girls for absolutely any reason. so naturally I went home and looked up nakedgirls.com. I didn't know what masturbating was yet so I kinda just looked, but I thought it was cool and kept trying to look at more. The only way I knew how to get more was to guess the website, so my address bar turned up suggestions for nakedgirls.com, nakedchicks.com, triplexsex.com, all that stuff. Needless to say, I got busted pretty soon after that.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38355042]When I was 11 or 12, my sister used to use programs like Limewire on my computer for music. Eventually, I realized that I could use Limewire to gain access to a whole plethora of highly fappable material. Weeks of furious masturbation ensued, and I'd always make sure that I removed any of my shameful downloads from the program's history. Unbeknownst to me, the terrifying shit I looked at was still stored on my system, within the confines of the Limewire downloads folder. So one day I'm sitting at my computer doing my homework. I had to research snakes. My sister walks in and asks to use my computer. I say "Yeah sure, but I need to find some pictures of snakes to finish up my homework." My sister hops on Limewire, and my heart starts racing out of fear that I may have forgotten to get rid of some incriminating evidence. My sister says "Okay bro, I'll just look up pictures of snakes on here." She gets some pictures of snakes, and then, as she is navigating to the downloads folder for Limewire, I say "I-I'm gonna go get a drink." As I'm leaving the room, I hear her blurt "WHAT THE FUCK." She had stumbled upon a whole plethora of highly graphic adult material. When I got back, she lectured me, and we never spoke of it again. [editline]7th November 2012[/editline] The material in question was hentai, and what she doesn't know is it's her fault. About a year before this incident, I found Newgrounds. I would watch all of the flash parodies of my favorite games because I found them to be quite humorous. My sister used to frequent that site a lot, too. The adult section, in fact. I knew this because I checked my history to access a flash game I wanted to re-play. I saw a link to a random hentai game, and said "Huh, I wonder what this goes to." And that was when any hope of me becoming a normal human being vanished.[/QUOTE] I remember learning about the newgrounds section, it was my gateway to porn.

My first porn adventure was with Wikipedia. I was on the Star Wars page, went from there to the Princess Leia page, from there to the bikini page, and so on until I found what I was looking for: [b]TITTIES[/b]

This isn't actually very embarrassing, but it could have been. I'm convinced that Mark Zuckerberg/the programmers for Facebook are huge bros. I found a youtube video I wanted to show someone, but without even thinking, I copied and pasted a URL into the Facebook chat pane and instantly wished death upon myself. It was a rather adult video and I accidentally sent it to him. a few seconds later i noticed that facebook gave me a "connection error" after I sent it and nothing was actually sent.

[QUOTE=LaughingStock;38364696]This isn't actually very embarrassing, but it could have been. I'm convinced that Mark Zuckerberg/the programmers for Facebook are huge bros. I found a youtube video I wanted to show someone, but without even thinking, I copied and pasted a URL into the Facebook chat pane and instantly wished death upon myself. It was a rather adult video and I accidentally sent it to him. a few seconds later i noticed that facebook gave me a "connection error" after I sent it and nothing was actually sent.[/QUOTE] Wow you're lucky as hell.

My first experience with porn was when I discovered my uncles (who lived with his mother until he was like 50) VHS porn stash while visiting grandma one weekend when I was like 10 or so. I stared at it with wide eyes for a while then ran downstairs to ask my mom and grandma what it is and my uncle was like "Fucking HELL!" :v:

[QUOTE=The Maestro;38364065]My first porn adventure was with Wikipedia. I was on the Star Wars page, went from there to the Princess Leia page, from there to the bikini page, and so on until I found what I was looking for: [b]TITTIES[/b][/QUOTE] I used to grab those JC Penney ad magazines my mom used to get in the mail and steal those, along with my Dad's Men's Health magazines. He used to ask where I'd seen then and I'd tell him that my brother had em :v:

Went to the gym with my friend, like always. Our boxing coach wasn't there yet, so we just started our daily workout. We went outside in the back to do our jumpropes, and halfway through my friend says "Y'know, what if our friends don't think we're boxing? What if they think we just go to a hotel and fuck or something?" Coach peeks his head out the door and gives the biggest ":I" face imaginable.

[QUOTE=Hoboiam;38367088]Went to the gym with my friend, like always. Our boxing coach wasn't there yet, so we just started our daily workout. We went outside in the back to do our jumpropes, and halfway through my friend says "Y'know, what if our friends don't think we're boxing? What if they think we just go to a hotel and fuck or something?" Coach peeks his head out the door and gives the biggest ":I" face imaginable.[/QUOTE] "damn they know :I"

[QUOTE=The Maestro;38364065]My first porn adventure was with Wikipedia. I was on the Star Wars page, went from there to the Princess Leia page, from there to the bikini page, and so on until I found what I was looking for: [b]TITTIES[/b][/QUOTE] I started when I was about 11, It was a copy of PC Powerplay, which used to run ads for mobile mayhem, one of those groups that did music, apps, games (mostly pornographic) and lewd wallpapers for mobile phones. So after reading all about The Orange Box, Crysis, and why buying things through steam is a good thing, I stumbled to the end of the magazine, where I saw a bunch of images of scantily-clad women, I acquired one of the videos... and yeah.

I swear I have the weirdest way of finding porn for the first time. Way I discovered porn was back in 4th grade, I was working on some Texas history project where we had to make a scrapbook of certain cities and had to describe them culturally and stuff. There was one magazine with a bunch of people floating down a river in inner tubes as a feature of some water park. Many of them were women in bikinis. Inside the magazine was a "reader comments" section where someone was complaining about the cover and if they wanted to see all the skin they'd buy something called "Playboy". I was curious enough what that was because I had no idea. Got home on the internet and went on some Playboy shop where they had posters and stuff. I thought it was dumb because I didn't need any more posters.

I actually just found the magazine and I'm thumbing through it now, those pictures are nowhere near as good as I remember thinking they were :v:

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;38368308]I actually just found the magazine and I'm thumbing through it now, those pictures are nowhere near as good as I remember thinking they were :v:[/QUOTE] This, so much. And for first-time porn encounters.. I guess I must've been like 11 or 12, and I had been asleep for some hours when I suddenly woke up all thirsty. When I went past the living room, I saw my dad watching some horrible late-night porn from the 70's or something :v: He said he'd buy me a game I had been wanting for ages if I didn't tell anyone, it was really awkward looking back at it. And I'm sure it was 100x more awkward for him.

My mum found my fleshlight.. and she didn't mind. Weird and embarrassing.

Something embarrassing that happened today: I've been unemployed for a while, but finally landed an interview that went pretty well. The interview took place Monday this week and I was told they would call me back later. Yesterday my phone battery ran out, so I thought I'd just recharge it on the morrow. Cue today, I had forgotten to set the alarm, so I woke up at 12:30 PM. Plug the charger in my phone, turn it on, one message received (yesterday after my phone turned off), which went something like this, "Hi, if you're interested the job is yours and you can start tomorrow at 10:30 AM!" :suicide: I called back and said how sorry I was, and luckily they said it was okay and I could start tomorrow instead.

Alright, this one is more funny with a potential to be embarrassing, but I think it's still worth posting because it's pretty hilarious. Anyway, I had just started middle school, was like 12 or so. One of my newly met friends invited me over. We're just sitting in his room, shootin' the shit, playing games and so on, when we hear a loud crash from another room. We go over there to see what happened, turned out his cat pushed a cardboard box off a chair or something and it fell to the floor, spilling its contents everywhere. The box was full of porn DVDs, property of my buddy's father. We just looked at all that stuff and went "whoa". We're still friends, actually, and his father isn't actually trying to hide his porn collection at all now, so my bud's got a few porn DVDs just laying around, out in the open. Would be embarrassing if someone was to come over :v:

Every time I hear myself speak from a third person source. I cannot stand my voice, it's like a mix of sandpaper and spaghetti. It sounds like that of a generic neckbeardian basement dweller when I hear it out loud.

At school me me and my friends were messing about outside the art class (this room had huge windows). We were trying to get this ball of each other, some one through said ball high into the air, obviously everyone piled in to grab this ball reaching up into the air, me included. My dickhead of a mate Marv took the opputrtunity to rip my breaches (trousers) and boxers straight down. In the commotion I fell on my bare arse straight on the floor, with my prepubescent hairless cock and balls on display to everyone, including the art teacher looking through the window at me. Shit day

[QUOTE=ewitwins;38366965]I used to grab those JC Penney ad magazines my mom used to get in the mail and steal those, along with my Dad's Men's Health magazines. He used to ask where I'd seen then and I'd tell him that my brother had em :v:[/QUOTE] I did my fair share of JCP magazines as well. I was almost caught too many times with Wikipedia, and I could have the magazines in the comfort of my own room :v:

Embarrassing for this child. I work as a teaching assistant at a school. The school gives out iPads for 15 quid a month. I was helping out in a science lesson and the teacher told everyone to turn on their iPads. The teacher then went on to tell them about Alexander Fleming. One kids iPad just yelled 'SHUT UP' at that point. Everyone stares, including me. Then everyone, including me bursts out laughing. Turns out he had been playing with it at lunch and hadn't turned it off from repeat, so it carried on when he woke it up from sleep mode. Also I was caught mid fap, looking at hardcore porn by my brother's friend. Also it was a she. So yeah...

[QUOTE=Carne;38368411]Something embarrassing that happened today: I've been unemployed for a while, but finally landed an interview that went pretty well. The interview took place Monday this week and I was told they would call me back later. Yesterday my phone battery ran out, so I thought I'd just recharge it on the morrow. Cue today, I had forgotten to set the alarm, so I woke up at 12:30 PM. Plug the charger in my phone, turn it on, one message received (yesterday after my phone turned off), which went something like this, "Hi, if you're interested the job is yours and you can start tomorrow at 10:30 AM!" :suicide: I called back and said how sorry I was, and luckily they said it was okay and I could start tomorrow instead.[/QUOTE] Couldn't you have just left your phone on while it was charging?

Talking of first time porn encounters... The first time I ever saw porn I was at home with a babysitter when i was about 6. Computers fascinated me at that time so I was checking out my dads email that he left open and clicking random links. Most of em were some random business stuff that didn't interest me until I opened a link that came from some spam email. So I wait for it to load and I see this fetish video of a man trying to stick his head in a womans vagina. I watched in morbid fascination and after the video ended I thought it was a GREAT idea to show it to my babysitter. Needless to say I never saw her again :I... ...UNTIL a month ago when my mom was having coffee with some stranger and I asked her who she was. She said that she had bumped into her at the local mall and were catching up with eachother. I turn to look at her and I have a flashback of what I showed her on one evening about 9 years ago. I threw on my coolest poker face, said hi to her and excused myself. :I

So I live with a flatmate in a flat, it is big enough but it has only one bathroom. One night I had to take a piss, like really fast. Unfortunately my flatmate was in the bathroom for almost an hour. So I thought to myself: "Well, I will piss out of my window, it's already late and there is nobody around anyway." Then I went to the windows and started pissing outside, it was cold and it took me so damn long. After a while I noticed that my flatmate was in his room standing by the window and directly looking at me while pissing. Needless to say that was very embarassing, anyway we laughed about it later on. But pissing there and suddently noticing that you are being observed is quite embarassing.

Well, my mom has just found out that the cause of my constant insomnia is watching too much dragon porn. Brilliant.

Was at the gym, head phones in so I couldn't hear anything. I kept smelling this odd aroma of cabbage and sewage mixed together, it kept coming and going on and off. There was only me and one other guy in there, I was on the bench and he was dead lifting with his head phones in too, so as I changed up a weight I took out my headphones to ask him if he could smell something weird too - thats when I realised that every squat in his dead lifts he did he was letting rip. I made eye contact and had to run away.

today in cooking class i was sitting at my table eating chips. i sat next to this cute girl who was talking to her friend. some guy does something funny that makes me burst out laughing. i spit chewed up chips all over the cute girl. i repeatedly say [i]"i'm so sorry!"[/i] over and over again as i wipe the chewed up chips off of her with my bare hands. almost everyone saw it happen. i sat looking down at the table the rest of the period.

[QUOTE=Hammerz;38370160]Talking of first time porn encounters... The first time I ever saw porn I was at home with a babysitter when i was about 6. Computers fascinated me at that time so I was checking out my dads email that he left open and clicking random links. Most of em were some random business stuff that didn't interest me until I opened a link that came from some spam email. So I wait for it to load and I see this fetish video of a man trying to stick his head in a womans vagina. I watched in morbid fascination and after the video ended I thought it was a GREAT idea to show it to my babysitter. Needless to say I never saw her again :I... ...UNTIL a month ago when my mom was having coffee with some stranger and I asked her who she was. She said that she had bumped into her at the local mall and were catching up with eachother. I turn to look at her and I have a flashback of what I showed her on one evening about 9 years ago. I threw on my coolest poker face, said hi to her and excused myself. :I[/QUOTE] I'm afraid I know what video you're on about, except I was 9 and my brothers had added it to the home shared network as a joke. Anyway, I had a friend over at the time and we had no idea what porn, sex, or any of that stuff was. Anyway I was browsing the network and stumble across it. Me and my friend have never spoke of that day ever again. Just remembering that horrible video is just making me cringe :suicide:

A couple of years back my friend was round my house and we went on my dad's computer, on youtube the "relevant to your interests" or whatever that section's called had a video called something generic like "girl gives blowjob". I hope it was just an accident or that it was a joke video, but it seems unlikely.

About a month ago I was staying at my stepmom's house for a few days. I brought my PC over there and I lanned up and played some games with my 13 year old stepbro. They watched TV shows as a family, and I was chilling on my PC when I heard everybody burst out laughing. I decided to see what all the commotion was about so I sat down with them. They were all watching this game show called Baggage. It's a show where contestants reveal their darkest secrets (baggage) to a potential date, in the hopes that their love interest will accept them. So this one dude comes on, and immediately I think he looks familiar. He was wearing glasses, and looked somewhat geeky with a slight hipster getup. I couldn't quite figure out who he was, or where I had seen him. But, the entire show, I was trying to figure it out. At the end, he revealed his biggest baggage. It was "I'm an award winning porn star." Right then and there, I blurted out "I thought I recognized him!" It wasn't that awkward though. Everybody started laughing, and I was like "Aw fuck." But it could have been a lot worse. Now it's just one of those things that we'll all look back on and laugh about. [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] Oh yeah, and this happened when I was over there, too. I keep my porn in a folder right on my desktop called "Shameful Things". My stepbro hopped on my PC to check out some of my games, and I started sweating profusely because the only thing keeping his stable, innocent 13 year old mind from the weirdest shit found on the internet was the Steam games list.

[QUOTE=Flicky;38352724]So I've been glued to my computer since I was 5, and when I was just getting the ropes of it I opened Windows Media Player after my sister had been using it to save music and videos for projects. So, me trying to see what Windows Media Player did, I clicked on "most recent". Gay porn. In front of my 5 year old eyes. And that's why I have never masturbated ever and pretty much have a fear of any penis that isn't my own. Also got my sister in loads of trouble and she still hates me to this day.[/QUOTE] sounds like your parents and sister both are immature [editline]8th November 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=haloguy234;38375916] My stepbro hopped on my PC to check out some of my games, and I started sweating profusely because the only thing keeping his stable, innocent 13 year old mind from the weirdest shit found on the internet was the Steam games list.[/QUOTE] 13? hardly 'innocent'