Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=tommyc225;38387747][i]Every year?[/i] I hope I don't get it again, it was the worst shit[/QUOTE] Every winter yeah. Good thing is you're immune once you get it [sp]for a month or two[/sp]

One time when I was about 13 we were doing what I guess was a kind of trust exercise in PE. We'd sit on this wooden bar suspended around head height above some safety mats and the teacher would guide our fall backwards as we flipped over and landed on our feet. After my turn I decided to get back to the other side (where people waited) I wouldn't walk around, but under the bar. I hit the top of my head on it and fell, so everyone had a jolly good laugh about it even though it was a little embarassing for me. Then came my second turn. This time I decided I'd correct my mistake by making sure not to hit the bar with my head as I went under, instead of just walking around. I landed and attempted to look cool by spreading my arms into an olympic gymnast style Y shape, then I took a few steps forward and BAM. Forehead straight into the wooden bar, caused one hell of a loud bang and I fell back spreadeagle on the floor. Needless to say the laughing was a lot more intense this time, and I was a lot more embarassed. It wasn't forgotten any time soon, but whenever I was asked I said I did the second time on purpose to amuse people. How I wish that was true.

[QUOTE=jaykray;38388959]Every winter yeah. Good thing is you're immune once you get it [sp]for a month or two[/sp][/QUOTE] Good thing I bought this gas mask then!

Oh christ, I just remembered. Since I am British, and we have got a different order to our dates than you Americans, I said in my class... "Oh it's 9/11 today." Needless to say I looked like a fucking idiot. :v:

In our study hall, me and this girl were messing around. By messing around I mean hand down shirt, needless to say my friend looks over and he keeps saying 'GET SOME MARK!' I kind of got my hand out of their in a jiffy.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38395226]In our study hall, me and this girl were messing around. By messing around I mean hand down shirt, needless to say my friend looks over and he keeps saying 'GET SOME MARK!' I kind of got my hand out of their in a jiffy.[/QUOTE] Why would you even do that in a study hall, Mark?

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38395226]In our study hall, me and this girl were messing around. By messing around I mean hand down shirt, needless to say my friend looks over and he keeps saying 'GET SOME MARK!' I kind of got my hand out of their in a jiffy.[/QUOTE] Such deplorable behaviour, mark.

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;38395763]Why would you even do that in a study hall, Mark?[/QUOTE] they were studying biology

i was studying biology of human body parts. by my own methods

hands on education

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38396825]hands on education[/QUOTE] Couldn't have worded it better myself.

Fucking hell mark.

what a story mark

GET SOME MARK

just why mark

[QUOTE=D:\;38392927]Oh christ, I just remembered. Since I am British, and we have got a different order to our dates than you Americans, I said in my class... "Oh it's 9/11 today." Needless to say I looked like a fucking idiot. :v:[/QUOTE] But what happens when it's 11/9 in America?

[QUOTE=t h e;38397957]But what happens when it's 11/9 in America?[/QUOTE] Planes go boom into buildings.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38395226]In our study hall, me and this girl were messing around. By messing around I mean hand down shirt, needless to say my friend looks over and he keeps saying 'GET SOME MARK!' I kind of got my hand out of their in a jiffy.[/QUOTE] "GET SOME MARK" should be your title

Now this is a thread for me. Many years ago when my sister started medschool, or well like five/six years I suppose. She told me and my parents about this guy that she met. Really good guy too, they are still dating. Anyhow back then when they had just met she didn't want the whole family to find about him. Such as my cousins and whatnot. So one day when a lot of relatives were over I come down into the living room and hear my sister go "Something something about a guy", okay I don't remember exactly what she said but i was about a guy. So as I show up I go: "Oh so you finally told everybody about him?" Turns out she was for some reason talking about her friend's boyfriend. Naturally, the smooth bastard that I am, I literally just dropped behind a couch and decided to vanish for a bit. Genius me. :v:

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38398015]Planes go boom into buildings.[/QUOTE]You probably meant that buildings go boom into planes, right?

[QUOTE=Slowbro;38398075]"GET SOME MARK" should be your title[/QUOTE] only if you make it my title bby, I dont have money.

Let's see if I can explain this one without writing two pages. So I started Uni a few months ago at the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm. A Uni full of traditions and stuff. So the first ~3 weeks were introductory weeks were older students put us in groups and basically showed us around and had a TON of activities for us, all of them fun and great. (not the classic humiliate the new kids type of thing) Anyhow so one of the traditions, particularly in the part of the Uni tht I go to, we have four people each year who wear suits, robes, hats and sunglasses and speak Swedish like they did about a century ago and they all act serious and stiff but in reality are hilarious. They guy us tasks that we must do. Them along with four other people (who instead have huge beards and are generally scary) are "in charge" during these weeks. Just watch a bit of this video to get the idea: [URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=QX38KOOowns"][video=youtube;QX38KOOowns]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX38KOOowns[/video][/URL] Anyhow, we had something called "The Royal Games", where each group of newcomers gathers points. So during one dinnerparty or whatever you call it our group made a very popular game of thrones sketch and prior to that i had the genius idea that would give us lots of points. Hand over a rose to the girl in that video posted above. So we buy a real rose and decide that I should hand it over after our sketch. I am in no way a shy person but this was still bound to go wrong, even though it was a joke. We kneel in front of her with me in the front, holding the rose. Her name during these weeks, or the character that she was basically, was known as "Royal Matrix Inverter" (Can't be arsed to explain why but that was her name) and as I was about to say the most perfect line ever I sort of messed up. "In my rose I hold a-, crap, In my HAND I hold a rose, only worthy of the fairest of ladies: Royal [U]Matros[/U] Inverter!" So I got her name wrong and there were like 50+ people listening to me and not only that, Matros means sailor in Swedish. :v: She replied in ye olde Swedish, "Maybe the newcomer should learn my name first, hmmmpph!" So after this whole ordeal, every time I see her at Uni she refers to me as the Sailor, two weeks into uni and I already got myself a nickname. Here is a tip for all of you romantics out there, if you intend to give a rose to somebody, [U]learn their name first.[/U]

Something short from me: So this one day I visited my girlfriend (right now ex gf) and we stayed in her room watching tv and such in the evening while laying on the bed, at one point we start to kiss and get it on and at the very moment her younger brother who has autism walks into room without knocking on doors beforehand, we turn our heads to see who it was and we didn't see, moments later her mom barges into the room rapidly, he told her mother that we have sex, overall it was a rather uncomfortable situation, next day I was working with her father and he laughed his ass off.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38395226]In our study hall, me and this girl were messing around. By messing around I mean hand down shirt, needless to say my friend looks over and he keeps saying 'GET SOME MARK!' I kind of got my hand out of their in a jiffy.[/QUOTE] oh hi mark, how's your sex life?

Not really embarrassing for me, but when I was in 1st grade, my older brother sent us to the room we shared while he stayed in the computer room. I got bored of watching the television, so I went to ask for a hug. As I re-entered the computer room, I see him watching porn. Not knowing what I'm seeing I come behind him and give him a hug. This causes his to flip out and pull his pants back up while simultaneously closing out of his browser. The only thing I saw were a pair of tits, thankfully not my brother's dick.

oopsies wrong thread

Few years ago, I won something I didn't want, but I didnt give it away, so these kids started shittalking me, my friend was like 'hey man, heard what X and Y said about you?' so I told him 'Sticks and stones may hurt my bones...' so we get back at the school, my friend walks up to X and Y and says 'Why do you throw sticks and stones at my friend!"

Ok so I was in the shopping centre and had a burrito a few hours previous - my bowels were aching and I badly need to unleash the demon that was brewing inside of my shitwomb. I went into the toilets there only to see that all two of the cubicals were somehow out of order? I contemplated blowing my ass on in the urinal but it was too sketchy, so I took a great risk and walked tall into the women's toilets but all the cubicals were down for maintenance... I dropped my trousers and undergarments and took a diarrhea in the women's sinks. Fuck feminism.

[QUOTE=Lancer;38407311]Ok so I was in the shopping centre and had a burrito a few hours previous - my bowels were aching and I badly need to unleash the demon so what the hey I shat in the sink[/QUOTE] If you end up actually doing something like that, how can you be embarrassed? You've damn near hit the bottom of the social ladder (not to mention just about any other ladder) if people know that you shit in the sink (sinks?) of the women's bathroom. Sure, desperation leads to desperation, but [B]damn[/B]. Also, shitwomb? That's a new one.

This happened just now, I was sitting here watching Scrubs minding my owns bussiness, when dad comes in to ask if I'm downloading anything. I was, so I opened my uTorrent to stop it. Of course, he wanted to take a look at what I've downloaded before (I haven't emptied thel list in a while). Guess what he found. That's the first time I've ever been busted with something like this, he stood there for like five fucking minutes dragging it on. Lecturing me on how to view porn safely, and how he's disappointed in my choice of 'napping the onion' now he's chatting with mom oh my god please don't come in mom please I don't want to see anyone right now