Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=NS;38409344]'napping the onion'[/QUOTE] What the fuck. Also, what kind of weird shit did you have to make him lecture you so much?

Considering what he COULD have seen, I was really lucky. But what he saw was completely normal porn with a... normalpron-ish name I suppose. I dunno, he's just always been like that

watching borat with my parents that is all

i remember going to watch james bond with my dad back when it was "Die Another Day" and then Bond gets it on with some slut for a solid 2 minutes which might not seem like much but when you know that your dad knows that you know that he knows every second ticks by at micro speed. every second is like sandpaper. you can't possibly enjoy the sex scene because your dad is right there knowing that you know. fucked me up for life that did

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;38409591]watching borat with my parents that is all[/QUOTE] I watched the Hangover 2 with my parents. Man was that a bad idea.

[QUOTE=NS;38409552]Considering what he COULD have seen, I was really lucky. But what he saw was completely normal porn with a... normalpron-ish name I suppose. I dunno, he's just always been like that[/QUOTE] couldnt you just do this? [IMG]http://puu.sh/1p462[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;38409591]watching borat with my parents that is all[/QUOTE] My dad walked in on me watching borat. It was the scene where they're naked and wrestling each other. My balls fucking dropped when I turned to see him standing there.

[QUOTE=NS;38409552]Considering what he COULD have seen, I was really lucky. But what he saw was completely normal porn with a... normalpron-ish name I suppose. I dunno, he's just always been like that[/QUOTE] What counts as 'normal' for you?

[QUOTE=NS;38409552]Considering what he COULD have seen, I was really lucky. But what he saw was completely normal porn with a... normalpron-ish name I suppose. I dunno, he's just always been like that[/QUOTE] dont let ur dad see "man crawls inside of other man and orgasms" in your u-torrent happened to my friend

I was careless and by normal I mean he saw completely normal man on woman real life not cartoon or otherwise very very disturbing material that I'm not proud of--at all

who the fuck even downloads porn it's like you want to watch the same clips over and over and over again

[QUOTE=NS;38410374]I was careless and by normal I mean he saw completely normal man on woman real life not cartoon or otherwise very very disturbing material that I'm not proud of--at all[/QUOTE] go on...

[QUOTE=TomZa;38410407]who the fuck even downloads porn it's like you want to watch the same clips over and over and over again[/QUOTE] its like rl u do the same girl over and over again

[QUOTE=Suttles;38410442]its like rl u do the same girl over and over again[/QUOTE] except if you're a pimp, thats why real man watch different porn every day.

[QUOTE=TomZa;38410407]who the fuck even downloads porn it's like you want to watch the same clips over and over and over again[/QUOTE] Some movies are worth watching a few times though. If you're lucky you might even come across a porno which is timeless.

because hd HD!!

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;38383397]Had a PE class yesterday, and we were playing dodgeball. Saw an opportunity when squeezing that soft ball as one opponent strutters into view. With a mighty fling, i send the balls skyward, aiming for her lower body. But wait, somethings not right. A ball rolls into the scene, and she bends down to pick it up! Within the blink of an eye, the ball i hurled smashes against the side of her face, knocking her glasses off and leaving her dazed and with tears brimming in her eyes. I run over, sit next to her and apologise over and over again, but she seems to be just as embarrassed as i was. It was one of those times you wish you could melt through the floor and disappear. It had to be the shy girl with braces and glasses. It fricking had to.[/QUOTE] Relevant. I was in 6th grade, and up to kick during kickball. Girl walks in front of the ball, and it literally send her a few few and made her fall. To make it worse, it was a girl that I liked.

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;38409591]watching borat with my parents that is all[/QUOTE] I think I may have already posted this but I watched "the girl with the dragon tattoo" with my mum. The bit where the main woman was getting raped I got a boner

[QUOTE=Soleeedus;38409591]watching borat with my parents that is all[/QUOTE] I watched Borat with my parents years ago. My mother just pissed herself laughing when they got naked and started wrestling / running through the hotel.

Alright well, this is a story about when I was little kid and my younger sister had been recently born. At the time I didn't really know much about boys and girls and their [B]differences[/B]. So me and my family came in to see my mother and my younger sister in the hospital. When I saw my sister for the first time I blurted out, "Oh no. Who cut off her wee-wee (name I used for male genitalia)?" then everyone laughed and I kind of realized what I said and got all red-faced. Hilarious as it was, my family likes to bring it up when ever talking about their memories of me as a baby.

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38412224]I think I may have already posted this but I watched "the girl with the dragon tattoo" with my mum. The bit where the main woman was getting raped I got a boner[/QUOTE] oh yeah, I was watching that film with my dad on tv a few months ago iirc it was the scene where she blows that bossman for a computer or something

Three days ago (on Friday) my gf had a fever, so I went with her to campus health services. While she was there they ran some tests and it turns out her white blood cell count was abnormally high, enough to warrant taking her to the hospital. Naturally, I went to the hospital with her where more tests were run. The results of some of these tests led the doctors to believe that she had chlamydia or gonorrhea (though they weren't immediately sure - as I learned there, testing for that kind of stuff takes 48 hours because the samples need to grow or something). This put me in the [B]incredibly awkward[/B] situation as I sat at her bedside (along with one of her friends!) while the doctor explained to her that that was most likely the case. Of course, I was fucking terrified (though I was pretty certain I didn't have either of those things). Luckily, her mother came down the next morning (as opposed to that night), though I'm sure the doctors gave her a similar explanation. I only found out a few hours ago that the tests came back negative. [B]tl;dr[/B] Doctors told my gf while I was sitting next to her (and most likely her mother) that she probably had chlamydia or gonorrhea. Fortunately, she did not have either of these things.

I had one of those stomach bug things where your farts stink of absolute shit and it burns your arsehole when you fart. I was like 12 or 13 and i had this thing where i used to fart and blame it on quiet people because they never had the balls to defend themselves. anyway i let this one rip and within about 0.1 seconds of farting i can feel the gas suddenly stop and a load of acidic liquid start leaking out. It felt kinda like when you squeeze toothpase out of the tube but the toothpaste was watery vaseline or something so i knew it was bad. The classroom stank of absolute shit (and i probably did aswell) for the rest of the lesson, all was still good (except the fact i was sitting in one of the worst smelling shits i've ever smelt to date, and it was slowly dribbling down my leg) because my mate who was sitting next to me found it hilarious but kept his mouth shut. For some reason after i took my boxers off in the toilets i decided to put them in the only sink in the bathroom as a nice little present for anyone else who went in.

[QUOTE=fredstin22;38415460]what happened to those boxers?[/QUOTE] They probably spontaneously combusted from the acidic liquid that leaked from his asshole.

[QUOTE=Kizekyo;38413115]Alright well, this is a story about when I was little kid and my younger sister had been recently born. At the time I didn't really know much about boys and girls and their [B]differences[/B]. So me and my family came in to see my mother and my younger sister in the hospital. When I saw my sister for the first time I blurted out, "Oh no. Who cut off her wee-wee (name I used for male genitalia)?" then everyone laughed and I kind of realized what I said and got all red-faced. Hilarious as it was, my family likes to bring it up when ever talking about their memories of me as a baby.[/QUOTE] on that note once when i was 10ish i went with my mom to take our cat to the vet. the vet asked "has she been in heat?" and i didn't know what she meant so i interjected "she sleeps by the heater a lot"

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38416677]she sleeps by the heater a lot[/QUOTE] That's just gold

So I was at my friends house yesterday, really had to shit but I was surrounded and the dad, mom, and grandma all had legs crossed, with trays on legs. I was just slipping out some farts slowly yet silently, friend took blame but then all of the sudden it went all wrong. Long wet shit flooding my pants, I get up and people start screaming, food hits the ground, dogs start barking at my ass while I try to run out I trip and fall. I crawl up the stairs to get my backpack and run out the door leaving a trail of excrement and call my parents to pick me up from school. I will never look any relative of this family in the eye ever again.

[QUOTE=Vintage Thatguy;38418719]So I was at my friends house yesterday, really had to shit but I was surrounded and the dad, mom, and grandma all had legs crossed, with trays on legs. I was just slipping out some farts slowly yet silently, friend took blame but then all of the sudden it went all wrong. Long wet shit flooding my pants, I get up and people start screaming, food hits the ground, dogs start barking at my ass while I try to run out I trip and fall. I crawl up the stairs to get my backpack and run out the door leaving a trail of excrement and call my parents to pick me up from school. I will never look any relative of this family in the eye ever again.[/QUOTE] So your friend's house is school?

Well, you've just learned a valuable lesson: If you have to shit, never ever try and fart, ever. It doesn't matter how sure you are it's just a fart, it'll be brown.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38418820]Well, you've just learned a valuable lesson: If you have to shit, never ever try and fart, ever. It doesn't matter how sure you are it's just a fart, it'll be brown.[/QUOTE] The amount of times i've made that mistake...