Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Larry_G;38289844]I currently have orchitis, which is a testicle infection. The pain can be compared with someone squeezing one of your nuts with his thumb and index finger in a pulsating way the second I move my legs. I also have a scrotum the size of a fullgrown orange at the moment. I have to walk around like a fucking penguin with my legs apart if I don't want to die. My life is great.[/QUOTE] i kind of know that feeling, apparently there's this useless part of your testicle that remains from when your fetus is between genders, and mine decided to play up and grow into a massive blue lump on my left nut. for the first week i was crab-walking everywhere, then they had to ultrasound my balls, which was embarrassing and agonizing, then i had a terrible reaction to the antibiotics, so for a month i was a crab with a explosive digestive system.

[QUOTE=007JamesBond007;38418770]So your friend's house is school?[/QUOTE] well we were working on homework, i walk to his house from school and i walked back to school so parents wouldn't talk to him.

I don't think before I do, and recently I started miming sucking a cock in a one minute silence for the fallen. edit: I don't feel proud of this of course.

[QUOTE=Lancer;38409760]i remember going to watch james bond with my dad back when it was "Die Another Day" and then Bond gets it on with some slut for a solid 2 minutes which might not seem like much but when you know that your dad knows that you know that he knows every second ticks by at micro speed. every second is like sandpaper. you can't possibly enjoy the sex scene because your dad is right there knowing that you know. fucked me up for life that did[/QUOTE] My dad had the bright idea to watch Once Upon A Time In America with me and my sis whooohoo underage sex, tits, consensual sex, rape, rape that the girl enjoys, more rape I am Sergio Leone, I do not know how to imply stuff, have the scenes in their entirety, love you all

[QUOTE=D:\;38422335]I don't think before I do, and recently I started miming sucking a cock in a one minute silence for the fallen. edit: I don't feel proud of this of course.[/QUOTE] How could you possibly mime sucking a cock by accident. That doesn't even make a little bit of sense.

[QUOTE=yerer;38425903]How could you possibly mime sucking a cock by accident. That doesn't even make a little bit of sense.[/QUOTE] Well, when you yawn and feel like sucking a dick at the same time, u make some fucked up motions

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;38419122]i kind of know that feeling, apparently there's this useless part of your testicle that remains from when your fetus is between genders, and mine decided to play up and grow into a massive blue lump on my left nut. for the first week i was crab-walking everywhere, then they had to ultrasound my balls, which was embarrassing and agonizing, then i had a terrible reaction to the antibiotics, so for a month i was a crab with a explosive digestive system.[/QUOTE] literal blue balls

I remember being in school and we were doing PE, we were playing softball or baseball or something like that. But the rule was that when you ran you had to drop the bat for the next person, so I stand up and get ready to bat; with the backstop being a girl that I really fancied at the time. I was flirting with her all well and good, and when the time came to hit the ball i thought "I'm going to really impress her by absolutely dicking this!!", and I fucking well did. The only problem was that upon running I threw the bat, and amazingly managed to twat her around the face with it, splitting her lip and knocking it over. And the worst thing? I finished my run without even noticing, celebrating all the way. Yeah it was a shite situation.

Mark the Erotic Man is back. Today, two of my classmates were arguing and one was the girl I previously mentioned. My response? "CALM YOUR TITTIES!" [img_thumb]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521777_281430635311203_628309470_n.jpg[/img_thumb] Picture of my lovely, acne ridden face.

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38427970]Mark the Erotic Man is back. Today, two of my classmates were arguing and one was the girl I previously mentioned. My response? "CALM YOUR TITTIES!" [img_thumb]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521777_281430635311203_628309470_n.jpg[/img_thumb] Picture of my lovely, acne ridden face.[/QUOTE] ur hot ;)

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38427970]Mark the Erotic Man is back. Today, two of my classmates were arguing and one was the girl I previously mentioned. My response? "CALM YOUR TITTIES!" [img_thumb]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521777_281430635311203_628309470_n.jpg[/img_thumb] Picture of my lovely, acne ridden face.[/QUOTE] should've gotten some, mark

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38427970]Mark the Erotic Man is back. Today, two of my classmates were arguing and one was the girl I previously mentioned. My response? "CALM YOUR TITTIES!" [img_thumb]http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/521777_281430635311203_628309470_n.jpg[/img_thumb] Picture of my lovely, acne ridden face.[/QUOTE] "if you dont wanna calm those titties, let me put my face in between them to muffle them" get em mark

Don't know about you guys but when I see a nice, cute, hot, ect girl, I usually try and do something manly to impress her. I remember one time, of multiple occasions, where I failed to complete the impressing task. This one was I when riding a bike through 12 miles of beach. (I had to ride 18 before getting to the actual beach.) I'm almost there, tired, sweaty, up hill coming up, I notice a group of girls and I share eye contact with one, I smile and start riding fast while standing up to get up that hill, and who knows, maybe bust a bunny hop or something, as I am approaching the hill I turn to see if she was still looking. she was. But that little distraction distracted me from noticing a crack on the edge of the road that separates concrete from sand, needless to say I ride into the sand and fall badly. I tried not falling and hitting my face on the handle bars so I got away with hitting my crotch and falling to the side. I quickly got up and left trying to ignore the pain.

I once tried talking to my crush while ill. Halfway through the conversation my legs gave out. I double knee'd her legs knocking her down who knocked a chair down. Dominoes!

[QUOTE=Krusher;38432457]Don't know about you guys but when I see a nice, cute, hot, ect girl, I usually try and do something manly to impress her.[/QUOTE] I used to do that, until I realized that in order to actually do that you need to have an iota of manliness to begin with.

[QUOTE=atl101;38413527]Three days ago (on Friday) my gf had a fever, so I went with her to campus health services. While she was there they ran some tests and it turns out her white blood cell count was abnormally high, enough to warrant taking her to the hospital. Naturally, I went to the hospital with her where more tests were run. The results of some of these tests led the doctors to believe that she had chlamydia or gonorrhea (though they weren't immediately sure - as I learned there, testing for that kind of stuff takes 48 hours because the samples need to grow or something). This put me in the [B]incredibly awkward[/B] situation as I sat at her bedside (along with one of her friends!) while the doctor explained to her that that was most likely the case. Of course, I was fucking terrified (though I was pretty certain I didn't have either of those things). Luckily, her mother came down the next morning (as opposed to that night), though I'm sure the doctors gave her a similar explanation. I only found out a few hours ago that the tests came back negative. [B]tl;dr[/B] Doctors told my gf while I was sitting next to her (and most likely her mother) that she probably had chlamydia or gonorrhea. Fortunately, she did not have either of these things.[/QUOTE] Good to hear it wasn't the case.

I've watched Bruno the uncut explicit version with my parents. We just stared at each other when the cd broke when he is spinning his dick in the studio. Never. Again.

I don't get why you people insist on watching horribly inappropriate movies with your parents. [U][I][B]It's going to be awkward.[/B][/I][/U]

I can top ALL of this stupid movie-watching shit. Try watching Little Miss Sunshine (a movie about a family overcoming their differences and loving eachother unconditionally) [B]right[/B] after your parents told you they are getting a divorce.

socialization in general

Walking out of the orthodontist today, the door swung closed on my foot and I fell over outside, but my shoe came off so I had to go back in and get it then leave again.

Not embarrassing for me but, today in math lab this girl was walking up the stairs near the front of the class. She trips and falls over. People being the dicks they are laugh and she booked it out of the classroom. Made me think of this thread. I certainly would not have want to been her at that moment.

Had a pretty bad one today, various schools, including mine, had gone to this place where we were lectured about safe driving by people coming up and sharing their traumatic experiences, such as a dad who lost his daughter in a car crash, and a woman who became brain damaged in a car crash. Anyway there was a pretty sad atmosphere and quite a lot of people were crying. This is were is gets embarrassing for me, people crying is like my biggest turn on, and being in a room full of people crying got me super hard. I had to bite my lip and squeeze my hands into a tight fist to stop myself jizzing in my pants. Thankfully it was a very dark room so I dont think anyone saw.

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38440108]Had a pretty bad one today, various schools, including mine, had gone to this place where we were lectured about safe driving by people coming up and sharing their traumatic experiences, such as a dad who lost his daughter in a car crash, and a woman who became brain damaged in a car crash. Anyway there was a pretty sad atmosphere and quite a lot of people were crying. This is were is gets embarrassing for me, people crying is like my biggest turn on, and being in a room full of people crying got me super hard. I had to bite my lip and squeeze my hands into a tight fist to stop myself jizzing in my pants. Thankfully it was a very dark room so I dont think anyone saw.[/QUOTE] What the christ. How can someone crying turn you on? It would make me feel bad to see someone crying. :v:

[QUOTE=Skunky;38440212]What the christ. How can someone crying turn you on? It would make me feel bad to see someone crying. :v:[/QUOTE] I have no idea, I don't like seeing people in pain.

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38440108]Had a pretty bad one today, various schools, including mine, had gone to this place where we were lectured about safe driving by people coming up and sharing their traumatic experiences, such as a dad who lost his daughter in a car crash, and a woman who became brain damaged in a car crash. Anyway there was a pretty sad atmosphere and quite a lot of people were crying. This is were is gets embarrassing for me, people crying is like my biggest turn on, and being in a room full of people crying got me super hard. I had to bite my lip and squeeze my hands into a tight fist to stop myself jizzing in my pants. Thankfully it was a very dark room so I dont think anyone saw.[/QUOTE] We did one of those too, the last person was wheeled on and sat on stage for way too long crying before he said anything. The silence was terrible and one boy from my school laughed. He never lived it down.

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;38419122]i kind of know that feeling, apparently there's this useless part of your testicle that remains from when your fetus is between genders, and mine decided to play up and grow into a massive blue lump on my left nut. for the first week i was crab-walking everywhere, then they had to ultrasound my balls, which was embarrassing and agonizing, then i had a terrible reaction to the antibiotics, so for a month i was a crab with a explosive digestive system.[/QUOTE] I had to have an ultrasound on my balls once, one of the most awkwardest moments of my life. Thankfully the person doing it was a fairly hot chick, but with the situation being what it was I wasn't exactly having a good time. However I did have a pretty good laugh when one of the interns just walked in unannounced and said nothing but "Hi." before she sat down to watch the whole ordeal.

[QUOTE=Bellmanator;38440423]I had to have an ultrasound on my balls once, one of the most awkwardest moments of my life. Thankfully the person doing it was a fairly hot chick, but with the situation being what it was I wasn't exactly having a good time. However I did have a pretty good laugh when one of the interns just walked in unannounced and said nothing but "Hi." before she sat down to watch the whole ordeal.[/QUOTE] When they had to ultrasound my balls once the doctor kind of propped my balls up with a piece of folded up tissue across my legs to get a better scan on them and it kept falling down so he had to keep putting it back. Weirdest experience of my life.

That story with the matros inverter reminds me of one. Back in portugal we have our own hazings where we do games and learn songs about how our college is great and the others are populated by homos (and where we do push ups if we fuck up our formation or we forget our lines). When an officer speaks, you have to answer with "yes, sir/ma'am, [rank] [name]" Except in college wars. In college wars you must answer with yes, sir/ma'am". Well, some people forgot about that. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUwGJdlFGR0[/media] Imagine a crowd of this size shouting "Yes, sir!" and then some 3 or 4 dudes, going "[rank] [name]" after everyone shuts up. man, I can't begin to imagine how embarrassed they must have felt. Or these dudes when one of the warring faction was late and had to receive punishment: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apkmNkQRaPY[/media]

[QUOTE=jaykray;38440256]We did one of those too, the last person was wheeled on and sat on stage for way too long crying before he said anything. The silence was terrible and one boy from my school laughed. He never lived it down.[/QUOTE] This reminds me of something similar that happened at my school. This kid's dad was giving the whole school a 2 hour lecture on the dangers of driving recklessly, and he kept mentioning his son and how his son completely ruined his life by driving drunk. Near the end, he introduced his son, Steve, and he was in a wheelchair. When he came rolling out, the entire room became dead silent. Steve started talking, but he couldn't really talk at all. It was really, really depressing to witness. As soon as he started talking, this ONE kid started laughing. It was funny as shit because he was the only one laughing, and everybody in the gym knew exactly who did it because as soon as he laughed, a gym teacher pointed at him and yelled "HEY, COME HERE".