Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38441685]This reminds me of something similar that happened at my school. This kid's dad was giving the whole school a 2 hour lecture on the dangers of driving recklessly, and he kept mentioning his son and how his son completely ruined his life by driving drunk. Near the end, he introduced his son, Steve, and he was in a wheelchair. When he came rolling out, the entire room became dead silent. Steve started talking, but he couldn't really talk at all. It was really, really depressing to witness. As soon as he started talking, this ONE kid started laughing. It was funny as shit because he was the only one laughing, and everybody in the gym knew exactly who did it because as soon as he laughed, a gym teacher pointed at him and yelled "HEY, COME HERE".[/QUOTE] Yeah, there were more laughs when he started to talk. I'm sure it was just nervous laughter and the pressure of knowing that this is not something you should be laughing at. The bizarreness of the situation just makes you break sometimes, especially when you're a kid.

Happened about a week ago. It's more funny than embarrassing now, but I still think it belongs in this thread over any other. I was in gym class playing Billy Ball (basically free-for-all dodgeball, really intense) in the wrestling room, and I got hit in the face with one of the foam balls. Normally, this wouldn't matter at all, foam balls don't do anything to you and everyone gets hit in the face at least once during a game, but I happen to have some randomly-occuring nosebleeds due to the change in weather. I had one of those nosebleeds the day earlier, so when the ball hit me blood started [b]pouring[/b]. Everywhere. Besides my friends who were standing near me, not too many people noticed the trail of blood I was leaving on the floor as I walked over to the teacher to go clean myself up. I thought that was the end of my story, but it turned out it wasn't. On my way back, I noticed everyone out in the regular gym room, not the wrestling room. I went to my friends to ask what happened, and they said as I was leaving, everyone was too caught up in the game and started running all over my blood, smearing it all over the place. They tried to stop them, but everybody kept going. When you get hit by a ball, you have to sit down, so some people sat on my blood and stained their pants (and made it look like they had period mishaps :v:) Some of them were a bit pissed off, but it's fine now. A janitor had to go in and clean it up too :v:

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38441685]This reminds me of something similar that happened at my school. This kid's dad was giving the whole school a 2 hour lecture on the dangers of driving recklessly, and he kept mentioning his son and how his son completely ruined his life by driving drunk. Near the end, he introduced his son, Steve, and he was in a wheelchair. When he came rolling out, the entire room became dead silent. Steve started talking, but he couldn't really talk at all. It was really, really depressing to witness. As soon as he started talking, this ONE kid started laughing. It was funny as shit because he was the only one laughing, and everybody in the gym knew exactly who did it because as soon as he laughed, a gym teacher pointed at him and yelled "HEY, COME HERE".[/QUOTE] When my school did one of them, it was so bad that there were people running out of the room crying. One kid even had a seizure. It was from multiple schools, and one was a military school. At the end the headteacher from the military school just walked up to the stage and said "Even the brave cry. Thank you all" Not really an embarrassing moment but a cool story. I was about 2 rows behind the guy who had a seizure, presumably he had it from all the stress of it.

I was on a coach going to a youth club thing. We were in the countryside and the coach stopped for loads of black and white cows to cross the road from one field into another (they were being guided by a farmer). As they finished crossing a smaller black and white figure crossed the road behind them, so I said "aww look, a baby cow!". It was a border collie.

That one seems kinda minor, honestly. I probably would've said the same thing if I could only see it as a small black and white figure, that really seems like an honest mistake.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38444412]That one seems kinda minor, honestly. I probably would've said the same thing if I could only see it as a small black and white figure, that really seems like an honest mistake.[/QUOTE] Yep, definitely minor. I don't lose sleep over it (although I am up at 4:15 typing about it). I just thought it would be nice to have a change from people shitting themselves and being caught wanking, sometimes at the same time.

Speaking of wheelchairs, there is this kid in one of my classes who is in a motorized wheelchair, not due to an accident or anything but to some genetic abnormality, I believe. Anyways, he always leaves ~5 or so minutes before the bell rings for everybody else, and at first it was somewhat awkward as we watched him maneuver across the classroom and finally out of it, everybody quiet, but we got used to it eventually. However, one day, as he is beginning to roll out of the room, somebodies phone goes off and a song starts playing. I'm still not sure who's phone it was, nor whether the song just started playing or was a ringtone, or whether it was played on purpose or not. Can you guess what song it was? Yep, "They see me rollin'" It wasn't that embarrassing in hindsight, but a wheelchair-ridden kid rolling out of a classroom with that song playing was hilarious and really, really awkward at the time.

Just generally saying shit in a group of people and no one responds.

Several times I mutter witty things under my breath that apparently the entire class can hear, causing them to break out in laughter. I remember one. I guess Homecoming in high school had some big issues with grinding. They were going to implement a rule that you have to keep it above 45 degrees with a two strike policy. I muttered something like "yeah, it'd just end up with all the socially awkward nerds sitting around on the outside as everyone's kicked out." Even the teacher cracked up.

"i have such a good sense of humor and everyone laughs at my jokes omg it's so embarrassing"

"It was so embarrassing when everyone in the class laughed at my jokes. It was almost like people liked me or something."

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38285368]Was fapping in my room, look out the window, best friend is smiling and watching [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] It's okay though, both bisex boyfriends :v: [editline]2nd November 2012[/editline] either FP likes that my best childhood friend grew up to be my love, or that someone watches me fap[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=haloguy234;38287595]Did he come in and help you?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SlickBlade;38293438]Well no, to be honest, I stopped because I was shy and all, put my pants back on and such Him being a tease, came into my room and climbed over me giving suggestive looks, only to ask if we should play some vidya Playing videogames with BF when we are completely home alone for hours is alright too, I guess[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Bletotum;38295104]holy shit biggest wasted opportunity 2012[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SlickBlade;38310700]Oh hush, we already do very naughty things for 16 year olds. Although, we haven't gone [i]all[/i] the way yet. [sp]Both still virgins, buttsex wise[/sp][/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cyanlime;38310773]give him the dick[/QUOTE] Well, the time has finally arrived, me and my good friend here have finally decided we'll give it a shot (Don't click if you're afraid of boys) [sp]At this point, I'm gonna be the one getting done, since I shave and keep overly clean, and I'm currently at his place for a 'sleepover', and we're home alone all night. If stuff doesn't fuck up and we don't chicken out, I'll state on a scale of 0 to spaghetti on how it went.[/sp] And to contribute to the thread, I lent a girl in my class my eraser, and I was thinking about here in Australia it's called a 'Rubber', and that means a whole lot different in America, where it's usually called an eraser, with the silly thought on my mind, after a bit I asked the girl "Can I have my condom back" out loud. That class is made of 15 females and 3 males.

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38446633]Well, the time has finally arrived, me and my good friend here have finally decided we'll give it a shot (Don't click if you're afraid of boys) [sp]At this point, I'm gonna be the one getting done, since I shave and keep overly clean, and I'm currently at his place for a 'sleepover', and we're home alone all night. If stuff doesn't fuck up and we don't chicken out, I'll state on a scale of 0 to spaghetti on how it went.[/sp][/QUOTE] Good luck, man. Here's hoping everything goes smoothly.

[QUOTE=ThePanther;38161062]Had a crush on a girl. Didn't have the courage to ask her out. Tell friend about it. Friend tells me to just go up to her and ask her out. I tell him that I have no confidence and don't feel comfortable doing it yet. Friend convinces me to give it a try. At lunch, I approach the girl, look her straight in the eye and just say, "Will you go out with me?" Super nervous. She gasps in terror. I just asked her in front of all of her friends. She get's super nervous. Says, "No LETS JUST STAY FRIENDS! OK?!" Luckily I sat right next to her in my next class, and were usually pretty talkative, but she didn't speak to me for over a year after that. Moral of story, just get girls drunk. It's easier that way.[/QUOTE] Holy crap sorry for the 3 weeks late quote, but this is happening to me right now HOLY FUCK ITS SO FOUWHFUWHFWUF

Welp, me and my best bro did it, went really well actually, quite flawlessly really, quite fun too. It hurts at first, but after a bit you get used to it and it's actually really nice, maybe he's just got a real knack for it. Either way we both had a great time, think we're gonna be a good couple for quite a long time now. Kinda cute too, since he was the one in charge, he's already gone to bed tired, ah well, what am I wasting my time writing all this, I had sex with my boyfriend, I loved it, and I think I'll go pack up and head to bed. Wonder if I can convince him to be in the same bed as me, since apparently his parents won't be home to lunch tomorrow. Either way, woohoo edit: HOT DAMN 3000 POSTS If I'm at 3000 posts and roughly 3.5 years, doesn't Gold Member unlock?

[QUOTE=Starpluck;37408821]Stuff to read before you post: [B][del]Gold Membership is 5 years and 100 posts[/del][/B] [B]Only way to get GM is through Boostar[/B] [/QUOTE] Several months ago.

Will keep mine short. Pulled a girl at the first year of uni. Went back to hers, she said her parents are cool with people staying over. Nailed her, went to sleep, woke up and said my goodbye. As I'm walking out I pass her mum in the hallway... Who also happened to be my lecturer. Still graduted with a 2.1.

When I was younger I thought a condom was a handgun because in an Austin Powers it's like "Austin did you at least use protection?" "Yeah baby I brought my pistol." "I mean did you use a condom?" something like "condoms are for sailors baby yeah" I always thought a condom was like a desert eagle, but rounder, and that sailors used it as a weapon or something.

[QUOTE=Cree8ive;38447310]Several months ago.[/QUOTE] I can't believe I payed 10 bucks for a gold title. .....It was worth it.

My phone has a fucked charger port, my mum wants it sent to the shop to get repaired for like 45 quid. I store my porn on my internal memory. My phone has no power. [editline]14th November 2012[/editline] oh god i don't wipe my history often at all either

[QUOTE=D:\;38450786]My phone has a fucked charger port, my mum wants it sent to the shop to get repaired for like 45 quid. I store my porn on my internal memory. My phone has no power. [editline]14th November 2012[/editline] oh god i don't wipe my history often at all either[/QUOTE] oh no D:

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38447077]Welp, me and my best bro did it, went really well actually, quite flawlessly really, quite fun too. [/QUOTE] RIP Slickblade's anal virginity 1996-2012

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38451065]oh no D:[/QUOTE] They've probably seen worse, assuming there's no home-made stuff on there.

[QUOTE=Agent766;38445162]Several times I mutter witty things under my breath that apparently the entire class can hear, causing them to break out in laughter. I remember one. I guess Homecoming in high school had some big issues with grinding. They were going to implement a rule that you have to keep it above 45 degrees with a two strike policy. I muttered something like "yeah, it'd just end up with all the socially awkward nerds sitting around on the outside as everyone's kicked out." Even the teacher cracked up.[/QUOTE] Unless you're intentionally trying to get people to laugh at your jokes, how about not muttering anything? I don't actually know anyone who actually mutters remarks under their breath, people only do that to make a joke.

[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;38451333]RIP Slickblade's anal virginity 1996-2012[/QUOTE] i will miss it

[QUOTE=t h e;38452171]Unless you're intentionally trying to get people to laugh at your jokes, how about not muttering anything? I don't actually know anyone who actually mutters remarks under their breath, people only do that to make a joke.[/QUOTE] When I was really young (5 or 6), whenever I got told off by teachers I used to mutter under my breath while they were talking to me. I don't know why, and people made fun of me for it.

This was one of my worst moments ever, although I people told me that I have balls for doing this :v: During school I always saw this cute girl, she was tall, blonde and had amazing eyes. I was really into her, seeing her run around the school. Although I was unable to get any name from anyone, she was completely unknown to anyone I ever knew during school. I was intrigued and tried to get a name by looking through yearbooks where all the classes are displayed with the names. Anyway I was unable to find anything, she had to be new. So I continued thinking and planning on how to approach her, her friends were unknown to me and I could not simply walk there, it would be far to creepy and awkward. After like 2 weeks without any progression I thought to myself, fuck it, I am going to her and ask about her name. So during a recess I saw her and tried to catch her when she was somewhat alone or with only a few friends. Fully pumped, I smoothly walked to her and saw that she was heading to a lot of friends. Needless to say I was nervous because I did not want to catch her while she chats with her friends, so I sprinted to her in order to get to her before she reaches her friend. Suddently all her friends were moving towards her and I stood behind her, some girls where already staring at me. I said to myself "fuck this, I am going through this" and so I excused myself and said a simple "hey". She turned slowly her head, everything was moving in a slowmotion kind of way. I never saw such a face, it was full of disgust, confusion, arrogance and revulsion. By that moment I knew that I was utterly fucked. She asked "Who are you?" without any friendly tone in her voice, no respect, nothing. I replied "Well, you do not know me but I thought that we might get to know eachother more and hang out sometime." This was the best that came out of my mouth, I was full of shit and despair. There were around 15 girls and her, all staring at me. She instantly said in a aggressive manner "I don't know you? Who are you? What do you want?". I knew this was already lost, I tried to paraphrase my question again but she replied with "I do not know you, what are you doing?". My head was filled with confusion. I proceeded to apologize myself and simply go away. Being fucked so much by that girl was to much. It was so humiliating, usually people are cool about it. I never meet people who are this aggressive toward strangers. She was aggressive and full of disgust. Later on I laughed my ass off though, it was such an insane idea. But this story gets even better. I told my mom about my failed attempt, she was intrigued by this girl because I described her. At one point I found her on facebook because a friend got her name. For some reason I told my mom that her name was Lisa. Afterwards my mother was laughing her ass, I was unaware of the reason though. Then I told her last name, my mom burst out into laughter. Then this whole thing made sense to me, that girl was not completely unkown to me. I knew her for a long time but we got out of sight. Our family went often in italy for sking, there was another family with us, mutual friends. It turns out that I always sat next to her as a kid, she was a cute little girl and we had a lot of fun together. I was at that time like 9 or 10 years old. Then I realized that she was like 6 years old, really fucking young. I played with her and we went skying together. Then I realized how much she looked like that girl but I have not seen her for along time. This whole thing was just so surreal to me. But I thought that I had now a thing in common, a chance where I could get her to know me better. I contacted her again but she knew jack shit about our mutual vacations. She forgot everything and ignored me, it was a good thing though. I later found out that all the girls made fun of me and that she is apparently a total bitch, besides my mother was a good friend of her parents. Once she said to her like, my girl was hit on by some boy during school, she was scared and confused, unable to handle with the situation. My mother told her that it was me. So after all there might have been a chance, she was just confused. Still, this is now several years ago and when you look at it, she is way to young and unexperienced. What a story man. Picture for those who read this dumb move of me :v: this is the girl [IMG]http://i45.tinypic.com/2z65nac.jpg[/IMG]

Wow she is beautiful. I dont blame you for wanting to get to know her :v:

If every kind of investigation and attempt fails, you are forced into this approach. I am not the type of guy who wait until nothing happens, what do I have to loose anyway?

[QUOTE=junker|154;38456194]She asked "Who are you?" without any friendly tone in her voice, no respect, nothing.[/QUOTE] Move along. Nothing to see here.