Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=junker|154;38456194]-meeting girl you already knew-[/QUOTE] Oh god I feel so bad for you.

sounds like a total cunt, solid attempt but don't waste your time [editline]14th November 2012[/editline] btw if a girl ever does that to you again just say something like "wow, I just wanted to get to know you. you don't have to be such a bitch" then walk away BAM explosions in the background, music playing, credits rolling, etc etc

theres this one girl at my school and we always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for both of us from the looks of it, no matter where I go she happens to be there We are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if she happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page

Good effort but sounds like shes not worth it.

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38444447]Speaking of wheelchairs, there is this kid in one of my classes who is in a motorized wheelchair, not due to an accident or anything but to some genetic abnormality, I believe. Anyways, he always leaves ~5 or so minutes before the bell rings for everybody else, and at first it was somewhat awkward as we watched him maneuver across the classroom and finally out of it, everybody quiet, but we got used to it eventually. However, one day, as he is beginning to roll out of the room, somebodies phone goes off and a song starts playing. I'm still not sure who's phone it was, nor whether the song just started playing or was a ringtone, or whether it was played on purpose or not. Can you guess what song it was? Yep, "They see me rollin'" It wasn't that embarrassing in hindsight, but a wheelchair-ridden kid rolling out of a classroom with that song playing was hilarious and really, really awkward at the time.[/QUOTE] I was once walking with this one guy that was pretty cool in my class but always sort of grumpy, and it was awkward since we were walking back to class. We passed these two kids in motorized wheel chairs who were following eachother and I blurt out "Haha wouldn't it be funny if they were racing!?" He goes "What the hell is your problem??" Didn't talk to him for the rest of the year.

theres this one guy at my school and we always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for both of us from the looks of it, no matter where I go he happens to be there We are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if he happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;38460113]theres this one guy at my school and we always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for both of us from the looks of it, no matter where I go he happens to be there We are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if he happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page[/QUOTE] Nice attempt, but it's not the next page.

[QUOTE=halflife_123;38441364]When they had to ultrasound my balls once the doctor kind of propped my balls up with a piece of folded up tissue across my legs to get a better scan on them and it kept falling down so he had to keep putting it back. Weirdest experience of my life.[/QUOTE] The thought of this doctor and you nervously laughing as he repeatedly props your balls up on your thighs and they just slide off every time makes me want to burst out laughing

-ohmygodimsolatesantaisreal- I once wanted to make a joke but it had already been done 3 posts earlier.

I fell on top of my male mate, and since I have baggy pants and a shitty belt, it looked like I had a huge boner. People noticed and said I had a boner over him. I vigorously poked at my cock to prove I don't have one. Sigh. :v: [editline]15th November 2012[/editline] god damn page peasant

[QUOTE=Kylel999;38461197]The thought of this doctor and you nervously laughing as he repeatedly props your balls up on your thighs and they just slide off every time makes me want to burst out laughing[/QUOTE] Oh there was no laughing involved. Only awkward silence. At least I can laugh about it afterwards though.

im a teacher and theres this one guy and one girl at my school and they always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for both of them from the looks of it, no matter where they go he happen to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if they happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page

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I was like 4 and it was the middle of the day and it was lunch break. I needed a shit but didn't want to ask to go inside. So I [i]shat[/i] down in the middle of the yard and did it. My arse went cold.

As everyone flooded out of the school at the end of the day, I accidentally blurted out "It's the cavalry!". Everyone just stopped and stared at me for at least a solid five seconds.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;38463830]im a teacher and theres this one guy and one girl at my school and they always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for both of them from the looks of it, no matter where they go he happen to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if they happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page[/QUOTE] what's next?

When my brother came home from school, he told me that there is this one girl and they always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away He told me its so fucking awkward for both of them from the looks of it, no matter where he went she happens to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder. What'd be weirder if she happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page like my brother did on the previous one.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;38465237]When my brother came home from school, he told me that there is this one girl and they always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away He told me its so fucking awkward for both of them from the looks of it, no matter where he went she happens to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder. What'd be weirder if she happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page like my brother did on the previous one.[/QUOTE] sup bro

Holy shit..

im a school and theres this teacher who watches one guy who has a brother and one girl who always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for him from the looks of it, no matter where he goes they happen to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if they happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page

I went to class today and I finished early but I didn't feel like going home so I just decided to use my phone to read or something. I turn on my phone and I put the earbuds in so I don't disturb anyone else and my phone is on silent. My phone usually vibrates since all the texts I get when it was off hits me all at once but this time I accidentally turn off silent mode since the volume button is so easy to press on the side. My texts hit me all at once but I hear my [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gycSZoYzEks]text tone[/url] instead of the usual vibration. Everyone near me looked back at me, it was weird. I tested it out again when I was at home since I had my earbuds in. I was hoping that the sound only came from the earbuds, it didn't. It came from the phone also. :suicide:

When my sister came home from school, she told me that there is this one guy and they always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away She told me its so fucking awkward for both of them from the looks of it, no matter where he went she happens to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder. What'd be weirder if he happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page like my sister did on the previous one.

Well in my 3rd or 4th year at secondary school in Scotland, I am sitting in my computing class and everyone is listening to the teacher ok. I look left and see my crush who is gorgeous, wearing a skirt and tights with her legs wide open and in my direction. I sit there for 5 minutes looking but because of a patch I can not see what I really want to see then her friend looks over to me and tells her in less than 1 second I turn to my computer and continue my work with True basic Silver 2nd: Out one day down at the bing (Muddy type land about 60 metres from the old flooded coal mine we are out on the 140cc pitbike my friend has (it is fully manual 4 gears and the first bike i could drive) there is about 5 off us out we are taking turns. It comes to my turn and I take off with a very small wheelie, now the land is just barely long enough to get into 4th gear so we usually only get into the end of 3rd but when it hits 4th it just gets a little im not sure how to say this but it isn't a burst of speed it's more like it pulls at you but anyway i get near the end off the bing and i just manage to get into 4th and then i hit this extremely small and extremely slippy area and the bike goes onto it's side with me on it and continues to go forward i am unharmed but during my slide me and the bike go into a pile of dog crap which i only notice when i stand up and it's all over my right leg. I go sto start the bike but it has flooded and when i get it started i drive back in 2nd and they are laughing at me then my friend notces the shit on his bike and decides too take it down the beach and tells his mum who to this day calls me shitey. P.s Sorry for any spelling mistakes and punctuation.

oh god my fucking sides

[QUOTE=Suttles;38466653]oh god my fucking sides[/QUOTE] Who?

Don't even ask me about Scotland.

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;38466726]Don't even ask me about Scotland.[/QUOTE] Woah wtf is wrong with Scotland

Nothing is wrong with Scotland. I'm saying don't ask me about it for a very specific and probably embarrassing/pathetic reason.

im finnish and i dont know anything about this school where theres this teacher who watches one guy who has a brother and one girl who always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for him from what i dont know, no matter where he goes they happen to be there i dont know that they are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if they happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story in the thread

What about Scotland?