Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

Nothing, just fogeddabout it.

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;38467166]Nothing, just fogeddabout it.[/QUOTE] were you beat up by 11 year olds for not being able to afford eckies?

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38467189]were you beat up by 11 year olds for not being able to afford eckies?[/QUOTE] No. Just fogeddabout it. Never even been there (yet)

[QUOTE=connorlawd;38466699]Who?[/QUOTE] talking about the people remaking my story, :V

im a janitorial worker at a school and theres this one teacher who always watches this one teacher who always watches this guy and girl who always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for all of them, no matter where i go they all happen to be there They are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if they happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page

STOP IT WAS FUNNY THE FIRST THREE MAYBE FOUR TIMES NOW IT'S ANNOYING [editline]15th November 2012[/editline] caps lock is embarrassing

kinda not so funny anymore guys

im from facepunch and theres these people at the forums who always post the same joke briefly and look away its so fucking stupid for everyone, no matter where i go they always happen to post they also think its not getting old, so its even more annoying it would be even more stupid and annoying if some guy who browses facepunch posts the same joke on the next page

[QUOTE=BaCkStAbEr;38468833]im from facepunch and theres these people at the forums who always post the same joke briefly and look away its so fucking stupid for everyone, no matter where i go they always happen to post they also think its not getting old, so its even more annoying it would be even more stupid and annoying if some guy who browses facepunch posts the same joke on the next page[/QUOTE] shut up [editline]16th November 2012[/editline] we established that i officially killed it we dont need you

I'm garry and there's this blowhard on the forum who always complains about the same joke and looks away It's so awkward to listen to him sperg, no matter where I go he always happens to complain He also whines about things getting old, which is even more embarassing What'd be weirder if they happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the posts near mine. [editline]15th November 2012[/editline] Apparently when I was four after 9/11 I'd ram toy planes into brick towers I built :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide:

note to self: NEVER say It'd be X if they happened to use facepunch. Dear god. This is embarrassing.

[QUOTE=Suttles;38456955]theres this one girl at my school and we always pass by eachother and just look at eachother briefly and look away its so fucking awkward for both of us from the looks of it, no matter where I go she happens to be there We are also both rather shy, so its even weirder What'd be weirder if she happened to browse facepunch, and posted a similar story on the next page[/QUOTE] You should say hi next time.

[QUOTE=Suttles;38470234]note to self: NEVER say It'd be X if they happened to use facepunch. Dear god. This is embarrassing.[/QUOTE] Got it Suttles, I hope you do well with that girl though. It'd be weird if they happened to use facepunch.

[QUOTE=Xenophobia;38471664]I dont' get why people do this If you think your ringtone is embarrassing, why use it at all? :|[/QUOTE] I almost always have it on silent - my ringtone isn't embarrasing, but I find alarms or any kind of that stuff [I]very[/I] annoying. I have it in my pants' pocket, so it's not like I'm gonna miss a call anyway.

[QUOTE=Wootman;38471123]You should say hi next time.[/QUOTE] I'm a guy who likes being talked too first, it's odd. Once we talk tho, I'm perfectly chill with talking to you and shit. I would talk to her but she's always with a friend, so it's odd. Shit, I was with one of my friends and she talked to her.(she's everywhere mang) This was in class too, but we were in the library which connects classes. She looks at my bus everyday too, I wonder why

I was at Walmart once, and me and my brother were just BSing looking at the toys. I see the ironman mask and decide to try it on. As soon as I have the fucker on, a couple cute girls walk by, glance, and hurry by giggling. I became the laughing stock of my family all day after that.

I had to play a game of volleyball with a raging boner back in year 8. Not pleasant

[QUOTE=SlickBlade;38447077]Welp, me and my best bro did it, went really well actually, quite flawlessly really, quite fun too. It hurts at first, but after a bit you get used to it and it's actually really nice, maybe he's just got a real knack for it. [/QUOTE] Would you say your boyfriend has a SlickBlade?

[QUOTE=Hanso;38473038]I was at Walmart once, and me and my brother were just BSing looking at the toys. I see the ironman mask and decide to try it on. As soon as I have the fucker on, a couple cute girls walk by, glance, and hurry by giggling. I became the laughing stock of my family all day after that.[/QUOTE] Something similar happened to me. Was dicking around the Wal-Mart when I saw some puffy-white scarf thing. I thought it looked rather pimpish, so I put on a fedora and threw the scarf around my neck. Right as I did this two girls walked by and started giggling, while one whispered into the other's ear.

Just now, I was messing around with friends, I had my back turned to them, someone showed up behind me, I went 'oops sorry' in a sarcastic tone and cutting them off. It wasn't one of my friends.. oops :v:

I once asked a girl out to a movie. She said okay and told me she would meet me at 7Pm. I waited until 10Pm, thinking she was just late. When I asked her why she didn't come to the movier the next day, she said "What movie?" Fuck me.

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;38474217]I once asked a girl out to a movie. She said okay and told me she would meet me at 7Pm. I waited until 10Pm, thinking she was just late. When I asked her why she didn't come to the movier the next day, she said "What movie?" Fuck me.[/QUOTE] What a cunt.

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;38474217]I once asked a girl out to a movie. She said okay and told me she would meet me at 7Pm. I waited until 10Pm, thinking she was just late. When I asked her why she didn't come to the movier the next day, she said "What movie?" Fuck me.[/QUOTE] What a complete bitch.

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;38474217]I once asked a girl out to a movie. She said okay and told me she would meet me at 7Pm. I waited until 10Pm, thinking she was just late. When I asked her why she didn't come to the movier the next day, she said "What movie?" Fuck me.[/QUOTE]That's not something to be embarrassed by. That's a warrant for vengance.

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;38474217]I once asked a girl out to a movie. She said okay and told me she would meet me at 7Pm. I waited until 10Pm, thinking she was just late. When I asked her why she didn't come to the movier the next day, she said "What movie?" Fuck me.[/QUOTE] Yo that's some grade A bullshit right there. At least you've got closure though dude and you know not to go for her again. Don't let her get you down man, I'm sure you'll find a nice bird to take to the flicks one day <3

On occasion, I'll leave some fellow in the stall of a public restroom with "enjoy the rest of your shit" as I walk out. Last time I did it, it was one of my professors.

At mcdonalds counter "Enjoy your meal" "you too."

[QUOTE=Xenophobia;38471664]I dont' get why people do this If you think your ringtone is embarrassing, why use it at all? :|[/QUOTE] M ringtone is the codec ring from Metal Gear Solid. Bitches crawl allover me when they hear it.

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;38473046]I had to play a game of volleyball with a raging boner back in year 8. Not pleasant[/QUOTE] Yeah, I can imagine that throwing erect dicks over a net can't be very enjoyable...

[QUOTE=Xenophobia;38471664]I dont' get why people do this If you think your ringtone is embarrassing, why use it at all? :|[/QUOTE] I'm not embarrassed about the ringtone, I'm embarrassed about it going off in a silent class.