Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

At age 7 I pronounced the country Niger as nigger. People laughed and I said it again with a bit more of a silly tone, without knowing what was funny about it. I just assumed I was a funny guy. :v:

[QUOTE=AK'z;38478031]At age 7 I pronounced the country Niger as nigger. People laughed and I said it again with a bit more of a silly tone, without knowing what was funny about it. I just assumed I was a funny guy. :v:[/QUOTE] Niggarhea

So year 11 we were playing dodge ball with volley balls because it was a nearing the end of the year and nobody gave a shit anymore... I managed to grab a ball and I heaved that fucker as hard as I could, but to my surprise I let go a second too early and it smashed this gorgeous quiet girl in the face with a horrendous slap and she just fell straight over backwards. Everyone laughed but I was fucking horrified

[QUOTE=Suttles;38472782]I'm a guy who likes being talked too first, it's odd. Once we talk tho, I'm perfectly chill with talking to you and shit. I would talk to her but she's always with a friend, so it's odd. Shit, I was with one of my friends and she talked to her.(she's everywhere mang) This was in class too, but we were in the library which connects classes. She looks at my bus everyday too, I wonder why[/QUOTE] are you really that dumb bro obv she wants your dick spit game motherfucker

[QUOTE=bisousbisous;38474217]I once asked a girl out to a movie. She said okay and told me she would meet me at 7Pm. I waited until 10Pm, thinking she was just late. When I asked her why she didn't come to the movier the next day, she said "What movie?" Fuck me.[/QUOTE] Heh, once my ex-crush texted me saying she wanted to spend the night with me (there was a local celebration night thing going on where we live, where people stay up all night long through the celebrations), so the hour comes for us to supposedly meet up, she doesn't answer her phone nor does she reply my texts, a friend of mine shows up after 2 hours of still expecting her to show up and we just decide to go to a bar and have some drinks, I enter the bar and see her surrounded by like 5 guys having the best time of her life, she sees me and acts like nothing's happened, what a bitch, that was the last time I looked at her the way I used to.

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;38481512]are you really that dumb bro obv she wants your dick spit game motherfucker[/QUOTE] dont even introduce myself just walk straight up in the middle of the library and shove my dick in her

no are you stupid not literally dude just go fucking talk to her christ

I got the cops called on me, Hurah! Story that I just told my friend on Steam. Zarjk: I went over to someone who used to watch me a kid's house, now of course he now has a super fucking paranoid bitch stepmother. Zarjk: She let me in after I said if friendsname was here, she said "i dont know" Zarjk: Then she told me to go upstairs to go find him, which I didn't the first time. Zarjk: She took me into the kitchen and decided to call the cops because she said "He was missing." Zarjk: My friend informed me she's a fucking bitch and that the reason she called is apparently I'm a drug dealer. Zarjk: Promptly after she knocks on his door and he answers, I ask him to confirm that he knows me well. Zarjk: He confirms all is well, and that she probably shouldn't of called the police. Zarjk: She then calls her boyfriend (friend's dad) to ask if this is true, which he says probably says yes, he's a good kid. Zarjk: The lady comes out and decides we should feed the ducks, to try and look nice. Zarjk: Me and him walk out and feed the ducks in the pond by my house, talking a bit. I left shortly after, no cops were dealt with that day.

Talking to a bunch of guys about something. Girl I like is also present. In the middle of a story I was saying, "So I was taking a shower" but an errant thought ran through my mind and caused me to pause. The sentence came out as, "So I was taking a shi-" followed by a long pause. Everyone erupted into laughter.

Flirting with nice woman at coffee shop, we're hitting it off and everything is going great. Smiling, laughing, discussion, flirtatious remarks and all the like. I get a 2nd coffee and get her one also. I spill 135F coffee on my lap. My genitals are maimed.

[QUOTE=Zambies!;38488215]Flirting with nice woman at coffee shop, we're hitting it off and everything is going great. Smiling, laughing, discussion, flirtatious remarks and all the like. I get a 2nd coffee and get her one also. I spill 135F coffee on my lap. My genitals are maimed.[/QUOTE]Avatar somewhat fits

This isn't really embarrassing as such, in fact I'm not quite sure what the fuck it was. It was one of those moments where you just do a double take and go "Wait what? Did that really just happen?" or something. All I know is I'm glad I was just a bystander in this situation. So anyway, earlier today I was lying in bed at like 3pm or something because I'm a lazy slacker with no life and I can hear the chick that lives next door arguing with her mum as they often seem to do and then all of the sudden I hear the daughter shout "Well you can take it and [B]SHOVE IT UP YOUR CUNT[/B]" followed by what felt like an hour of silence ending with her mum saying something about her being an "ungrateful bitch" and presumably storming out of the room.

Oh boy, I got one for you guys which just happened earlier today. We were taking some preparatory tests for the SATs coming up, and afterwards I went chat with some of my friends. Well, at one point or another me and other 3 guys decided to go drink some water while the rest of the group were going to walk back home. So we did. However, as soon as one of them tried to open the weird tap-like thing they have, it fucking [b]SHOT[/b] out of the wall and it started shooting out water at a speed which I have never seen before. I'm talking like "holy hell there's a hole in this submarine" sort of shooting out water. 2 of the guys run upstairs, and there's just me and some other guy there. So what the hell do we do? It's barely been 5 seconds and almost the whole floor is already soaked wet. We look at each other in shock while Hercules shoots out water [b]EVERYWHERE[/b] in that general area, and everyone is looking at us. While I'm just standing there being "uhh", the other guy picks up the weird tap-thing from the floor and we manage to screw it back into place, stopping the water. The floor of the whole area was completely soaked, and so were we. And the 5 girls standing behind us. Shouting and name-calling ensues, and we get the hell out of there and walk back home.

There is this girl I've been wanting to talk to, I'm not exactly a man of courage but I figured this would be a good time to change that. Anyways, so the other day I got the chance to talk to her, she was about to walk passed me so I was like "Hi, how are you?" but she kept on walking by, looking down at her cellphone... She had headphones in, she couldn't hear anything. That wouldn't have been that embarrassing, but then people around me were staring at me like I just murdered a puppy or something. At least if someone laughed or smiled or something I could think "Oh shut up" but when people give you that stare its like "WHAT, WHAT DID I DO?"

I can't stand it when I'm the center of attention. This one time, during gym class, we were doing laps around the baseball field, and I was the last to finish by a notably large margin. Everyone was sitting in the stands, cheering my name. That's usually a good thing, but when I was done, I just felt like The Little Fatass That Could.

maybe you should stop being fat

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38494263]maybe you should stop being fat[/QUOTE]I'm not overweight. To be honest, I don't know what happened.

Back in freshman year, we had to do a weather project or something for earth science class, don't remember clearly because my brain is still in the process of eroding this memory. Anyways, our group decided to do a Call of Duty 4 machinima thing for the project, since we all had the game. I had a feeling in the back of my mind I would regret the fuck out of the day I chose to go along with this. We do the recording (which was pretty much my friends dicking around on each map and bobbing up and down and shooting at eachother) and then we finish the voice overs at school fairly hastily. By the time editing is finished, we all agree it's a fucking cringefest but we have no damn choice at this point to change anything. I am of course chosen to be the one to bring in the flash drive with the file. On that day, as I enter class, I notice three out of the five of our group are missing, the last guy there besides me decides to take a bathroom break that ends up lasting the entire class. I am the only one of our group left standing to present. I walk up to the PC, which thankfully was not in front of the room but somewhat off to the side where I could curl up into a ball after I had inserted the flash drive. Everything is in slow fucking motion as I move my hand over the mouse and double-click on the video file, the class quieting down to an unnerving silence. It goes on the huge projector, my fucking squeaky slightly lispy voice starts playing over a buff black solider bobbing his head up and down and running around in circles. Whispers and snickers fill the class. I'm playing the image of the total nuclear annihilation of me over and over again in my head. I don't even pay attention to the rest of the video, my brain desperately trying to drown it out. It finally ends, and we (or actually, in this case, I) get a polite applause. I get up and begin the walk of shame back to my desk. We actually got an A for the project, but when I got home I deleted that fucking video as fast as I could. I log onto Xbox Live that night to find the rest of the group online, they ask "Haha, hey, how did the project go?" "Haha, hey, fuck you guys." Was my response.

[QUOTE=Pernoccuous;38494263]maybe you should stop being fat[/QUOTE] you're nice

Misspelling small words in texting... fucking every day

I asked the cute employee if a sweater was unisex and she gave me a weird look. i am afraid she didnt know what unisex means

There are two fraternities at the high school I go to and I am in one of them. There is also a rivalry between them, where we try to out-do each other and etcetera. Anyways, after a football game me and a group of friends from the fraternity along with some girls go to this whataburger to hang out and grab a bite to eat, when ALL OF THE SUDDEN the rival fraternity comes out of nowhere and we learn that the whataburger was pretty much the rival fraternities after-the-game-hangout-place and we're sitting in the exact same place they always sit at. So, of course, when they arrive there is some tension and we're talking and they want us to go and get out of their seats. At some point we start talking about this super smart english teacher who is also really white. I'm a bit out of it and I'm trying to extrapolate on why he's so smart/what his thing is and I say: "He's like, white smart, y'know, super smart," or something along those lines. Basically making a note of him being very smart and white. Now, literally everyone there except me is brown, and many of the people are large sporty people. Everyone quiets down and looks at me and this one guys says what everyone is thinking: "Wait, are you saying that only white people are smart or something, or that we aren't?" At this point I'm going oh shit I just fucked up, considering that I'm surrounded by ~15 hispanic people, many of them twice my size, and everyone is staring at me with their racial >implying face on. And, I still can't believe I pulled this out of my ass, this is what I said: "Have you seen Breaking Bad? You know the main character, Walter White? Yeah, like that white. Hammond (the teacher we were talking about) is a high school teacher... but he's super smart, just like Walter White, you see?" Everyone is going: "what the fuck is this guy talking about, but alright" and I finally relax. tl;dr: dodged a racial bullet by pulling some crap from Breaking Bad out of my ass.

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38500547]There are two fraternities at the high school I go to and I am in one of them. There is also a rivalry between them, where we try to out-do each other and etcetera. Anyways, after a football game me and a group of friends from the fraternity along with some girls go to this whataburger to hang out and grab a bite to eat, when ALL OF THE SUDDEN the rival fraternity comes out of nowhere and we learn that the whataburger was pretty much the rival fraternities after-the-game-hangout-place and we're sitting in the exact same place they always sit at. So, of course, when they arrive there is some tension and we're talking and they want us to go and get out of their seats. At some point we start talking about this super smart english teacher who is also really white. I'm a bit out of it and I'm trying to extrapolate on why he's so smart/what his thing is and I say: "He's like, white smart, y'know, super smart," or something along those lines. Basically making a note of him being very smart and white. Now, literally everyone there except me is white, and many of the people are large sporty people. Everyone quiets down and looks at me and this one guys says what everyone is thinking: "Wait, are you saying that only white people are smart or something, or that we aren't?" At this point I'm going oh shit I just fucked up, considering that I'm surrounded by ~15 hispanic people, many of them twice my size, and everyone is staring at me with their racial >implying face on. And, I still can't believe I pulled this out of my ass, this is what I said: "Have you seen Breaking Bad? You know the main character, Walter White? Yeah, like that white. Hammond (the teacher we were talking about) is a high school teacher... but he's super smart, just like Walter White, you see?" Everyone is going: "what the fuck is this guy talking about, but alright" and I finally relax. tl;dr: dodged a racial bullet by pulling some crap from Breaking Bad out of my ass.[/QUOTE] Walter would be proud.

During elementary school we didn't know that I had severe depression, ADHD, and anxiety, so I was on no meds. Well, this one fucker wouldn't let me play kickball with me, so I took a spoon to school, bent the head until it broke off, and stabbed him in the arm. He bled a lot, but was okay in the end. [sp]1 day suspension[/sp]

Might want to add psychopathy to that list

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;38501652]Might want to add psychopathy to that list[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure I'm more in control of myself now than I was more than 10 years ago in elementary.

[QUOTE=LordCrypto;38501652]Might want to add psychopathy to that list[/QUOTE] No, that's perfectly normal for an elementary schooler who has a direct approach.

The feel when you stall in the middle of an intersection.

[QUOTE=titopei;38503257]The feel when you stall in the middle of an intersection.[/QUOTE] and everyone is staring at you

[QUOTE=Repulsion;38500547]There are two fraternities at the high school I go to and I am in one of them. There is also a rivalry between them, where we try to out-do each other and etcetera. Anyways, after a football game me and a group of friends from the fraternity along with some girls go to this whataburger to hang out and grab a bite to eat, when ALL OF THE SUDDEN the rival fraternity comes out of nowhere and we learn that the whataburger was pretty much the rival fraternities after-the-game-hangout-place and we're sitting in the exact same place they always sit at. So, of course, when they arrive there is some tension and we're talking and they want us to go and get out of their seats. At some point we start talking about this super smart english teacher who is also really white. I'm a bit out of it and I'm trying to extrapolate on why he's so smart/what his thing is and I say: "He's like, white smart, y'know, super smart," or something along those lines. Basically making a note of him being very smart and white. Now, literally everyone there except me is brown, and many of the people are large sporty people. Everyone quiets down and looks at me and this one guys says what everyone is thinking: "Wait, are you saying that only white people are smart or something, or that we aren't?" At this point I'm going oh shit I just fucked up, considering that I'm surrounded by ~15 hispanic people, many of them twice my size, and everyone is staring at me with their racial >implying face on. And, I still can't believe I pulled this out of my ass, this is what I said: "Have you seen Breaking Bad? You know the main character, Walter White? Yeah, like that white. Hammond (the teacher we were talking about) is a high school teacher... but he's super smart, just like Walter White, you see?" Everyone is going: "what the fuck is this guy talking about, but alright" and I finally relax. tl;dr: dodged a racial bullet by pulling some crap from Breaking Bad out of my ass.[/QUOTE] That isn't so much dodging a bullet as it is catching a bullet with your teeth.