Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Stonewall;38515982]One of my co-workers brings his sibling into work. I wasn't sure if it was a girl or boy so I said "hey buddy," trusting my gut feeling that it was a boy. My co-worker then introduced his daughter to me. Pure Venetian bigoli spewing forth from my pockets.[/QUOTE] How old was she? If it was a toddler don't feel bad. When my twin sister and I were toddlers I was always mistaken for a girl because of my hair.

So today I sneezed in front of my gf (like practically in her face, it snuck up on me) there was snot [SUB][I]everywhere[/I][/SUB]

nvm

[QUOTE=Trunk Monkay;38516325]How old was she? If it was a toddler don't feel bad. When my twin sister and I were toddlers I was always mistaken for a girl because of my hair.[/QUOTE] She looked to be about 6 or 7. ;c

Well, I was in music class today, bored, and fiddling with my trumpet as I noticed a strange contraption on the floor. It had two little screws and was shaped like a metal band, so after little thinking i put it onto the my trumpet and screwed it on tight... It ended up being a piece of the girl sitting next to me's saxophone. Luckily, I quickly unscrewed it and pretended to "find" it under the cabinet.

[QUOTE=Eleven;38516856]So today I sneezed in front of my gf (like practically in her face, it snuck up on me) there was snot [SUB][I]everywhere[/I][/SUB][/QUOTE] I think you might be allergic to women. :v:

[QUOTE=Eleven;38516856]So today I sneezed in front of my gf (like practically in her face, it snuck up on me) there was snot [SUB][I]everywhere[/I][/SUB][/QUOTE] hot

[QUOTE=Eleven;38516856]So today I sneezed in front of my gf (like practically in her face, it snuck up on me) there was snot [SUB][I]everywhere[/I][/SUB][/QUOTE]True Love = sneezing in your partner's face, and being forgiven

[QUOTE=Metherat;38517786]Well, I was in music class today, bored, and fiddling with my trumpet as I noticed a strange contraption on the floor. It had two little screws and was shaped like a metal band, so after little thinking i put it onto the my trumpet and screwed it on tight... It ended up being a piece of the girl sitting next to me's saxophone. Luckily, I quickly unscrewed it and pretended to "find" it under the cabinet.[/QUOTE] " and fiddling with my trumpet " you don't do that in public

So there I was, at an engagement party (Like you do) As usual I made my first blunder by somehow turning up as the first person there, being early has other issues other than nobody to talk to mainly that I had sunk a fair few before I was introduced to people and had lapsed into the happy pretty much limp status I get from drinking. When it comes round to meeting the guys future wife I still can't quite understand what happened. We were talking, and I blew in her face. Not like, intentionally - but somehow I said one of the words so forcefully it hit her right in the face. Pretty much devastated her fringe. I just didn't understand what had just happened, I mean what the hell do you do in that situation? I lost all sense of perspective at how absurd the whole thing was. Still got invited to the wedding party though, so win win.

[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;38522813]So there I was, at an engagement party (Like you do) As usual I made my first blunder by somehow turning up as the first person there, being early has other issues other than nobody to talk to mainly that I had sunk a fair few before I was introduced to people and had lapsed into the happy pretty much limp status I get from drinking. When it comes round to meeting the guys future wife I still can't quite understand what happened. We were talking, and I blew in her face. Not like, intentionally - but somehow I said one of the words so forcefully it hit her right in the face. Pretty much devastated her fringe. I just didn't understand what had just happened, I mean what the hell do you do in that situation? I lost all sense of perspective at how absurd the whole thing was. Still got invited to the wedding party though, so win win.[/QUOTE] Not quite understanding this. You threw up all over her?

I just always run out of stuff to talk about with my friend.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38523350]Not quite understanding this. You threw up all over her?[/QUOTE] No, he literally blew in her face as he spoke.

one time i invited all my friends to my birthday party only one person showed up :(

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38523678]one time i invited all my friends to my birthday party only one person showed up :([/QUOTE] Dude, same thing happened to me. That was probably the best birthday party I've ever had. We did all kinds of cool shit.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38523678]one time i invited all my friends to my birthday party only one person showed up :([/QUOTE] Look at the bright side. At the very least, you know you've got one really good friend.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38523678]one time i invited all my friends to my birthday party only one person showed up :([/QUOTE] I had this happen, though I was the person who showed up, not the host. We just played some video games and did other bro stuff like that instead :v: Was a pretty damn embarrassing situation nonetheless

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38525044]Look at the bright side. At the very least, you know you've got one really good friend.[/QUOTE] i forgot to mention i was the only person

[QUOTE=M.Ciaster;38525873]I had this happen, though I was the person who showed up, not the host. We just played some video games and did other bro stuff like that instead :v: Was a pretty damn embarrassing situation nonetheless[/QUOTE] But hey, at least [I]you[/I] were there

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38523678]one time i invited all my friends to my birthday party only one person showed up :([/QUOTE] Least your parents let you have a birthday. For my 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13 birthdays, my sister only got a birthday party(twins), I didn't get one. I was just dumped at a friends house each time.

I got a party every 3 years. 3, 6, 9, 12, 15 and just recently my 18th. Funnily enough my 16th and 17th birthdays were absolutely horrible. 16th I had no plans, so a friend (Who's a girl) asked if I wanted to go with her and some friends to a local shopping centre (Mall for you Americans). Turns out by "some friends" she meant another girl who I didn't know so well and her new boyfriend. We spent an hour looking at dresses, then even though I was really full from lunch, my friend bought me a large chocolate cupcake and I didn't want to look like a dick so I ate the whole thing. Anyway, the girl who I didn't know that well had to go home early. So after that it was me and the new couple. And I didn't want to third wheel it up, so I just went home. 17th I had baseball in the morning. So I had to get up at about 6, play the game and got home at about 11:30. At 11:45 I get a ring from one of the coaches down at the club. They were a player short for their seniors game (Third division. Basically anyone of any age could play and it was almost entirely 50 year old men) and he was really pressuring me to play. I hadn't actually made any plans, but I was just about to text some friends to see if they were up for something. So I said yes, and 15 minutes later one of the other coaches from the club picked me up. He had his mother with him, and I spent the entire Hour and 15 minute drive in silence as they talked about old people things. I played the veryy long game with all the old men. Then when the game was over, the coach who had picked me up, although knowing it was my birthday, wanted to catch up with some friends. So I sat around while he drank beers with them in the clubrooms. Eventually he drove me home and I got in the door at about 6:30 PM. Having been out all day playing baseball with old people.

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38525949]i forgot to mention i was the only person[/QUOTE] well, you are a good friend

I didn't know people actually had birthday parties after like 14 or so. I thought that was mostly just a TV thing. I haven't had one in years. Which is probably for the best, because the severe social anxiety I've got probably wouldn't have appreciated them.

[QUOTE=Suttles;38526783]well, you are a good friend[/QUOTE] i am my own friend :'(

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38526852]I didn't know people actually had birthday parties after like 14 or so. I thought that was mostly just a TV thing. I haven't had one in years. Which is probably for the best, because the severe social anxiety I've got probably wouldn't have appreciated them.[/QUOTE] I spent my birthday at my aunt's... But I only ever got one card.

today i shit in the shower and didn't stop taking my shower i took another shower because i felt dirty

All these birthday party stories are making me glad I had brothers, a sister, and cousins come over back then. Some content: Thinking the guy next to me at the store is my brother from the corner of my eye, pick up a game and say "check this out".

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38526937]i am my own friend :'([/QUOTE] I'll be your friend

[QUOTE=Mighty3 13;38527522]I'll be your friend[/QUOTE] <3

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38523678]one time i invited all my friends to my birthday party only one person showed up :([/QUOTE] oh god this reminds me of that time when i was invited to the birthday party of a classmate that had cerebral palsy, think it was his 9th or 10th birthday or something I couldn't go for some reason, visiting relatives apparently like 80% of the other invited guys didn't show up, and our teacher brought it up at school the day after feelsbadman