Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=killa101;36877459]Being allowed to have an ipod in class when we're doing work and it's really quiet, then the teacher calls me out because i don't realize how loud my music is, so then everyone watches me pull out my ipod and turn it down.[/QUOTE] What's so embarrassing about that?

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A friend of mine and myself included were at a camp a couple of years ago helping set up a haunted hay ride. We were there pretty much all day and as a little reward for all our work, someone had brought a bunch of free food for all the workers that helped setup. Well we stuck around for evening leading into the night when the rides began and vendors started setting up there tables so they could sell snacks to the people. My friend and I had gotten a plate of goodies from the free food table and noticed two big jugs of Apple Cider on the table next to it. Since we're both suckers for Apple Cider we poured two big cups for ourselves. The moment I had taken my first gulp I heard a lady's voice say "Those are for sale..". We looked at her, then to one another, then walked away as quickly possible with our cups and food without saying a thing.

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36874068]the problem with khan academy is that nobody wants to do math in their spare time[/QUOTE] I do :( I just signed up for an 8 week quantum computation course.

[QUOTE=Gears of duty;36875173]There was this time I were having huge problems with flatulence. In the school's workshop I was welding in one of the stalls with the only girl in class watching me work. As I focused on the arc I felt large quantities of gas build up in my guts, it was awful. It was so bad the amount of gas made my back hurt as well as my stomach, due to all the pressure. After 5 minutes I let out a fart lasting for 4 seconds, and the smell was terrible. The day after I could hear the girl talking behind my back, telling the others how disgusting I am [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/frown.gif[/img][/QUOTE] if it gets like that, why don't you just go do it in the bathroom?

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36874068]the problem with khan academy is that nobody wants to do math in their spare time[/QUOTE] I have a week left of summer school, and all of my assignments are on there. I don't feel like it, but I have to. WHAT DO?

First, feel bad that you are in summer school Second, conquer that shit and get it DONE

If you suck at math, don't worry. Even the smartest of people struggle with math (or maths for you Brits), it is insanely challenging and I'm amazed just how much the average person really knows about it.

I shit myself in PE once. I had really bad diarrhea but my mom insisted that I go to school. Everyone called me "Shitty-Pants-McGee" after that.

First day in my new school farted

When I was in 4th grade, I just randomly collapsed and started crying (I've had type 1 diabetes sine I was 3). It was a diabetic seizure. Even better, we had a substitute that day. She had to carry me to the office. Did I mention that it was 2 minutes to the end of the day? The whole class follows and almost the whole school is sitting there stairing at me in chair crying and unable to move. One of the worst days I have ever had.

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36879547]if it gets like that, why don't you just go do it in the bathroom?[/QUOTE] I was standing there working on an important task. Just stopping during the weld would probably degrade the quality.

[QUOTE=Gears of duty;36883004]I was standing there working on an important task. Just stopping during the weld would probably degrade the quality.[/QUOTE] wait you were welding fuck, you shoulda made a fart fireball

[QUOTE=Lord of Ears;36883169]wait you were welding fuck, you shoulda made a fart fireball[/QUOTE] Not really possible, unless my ass is made of metal and it's grounded :v: We use electrical arcs around here.

I was in a little party at school, asking my crush if she wanted to go out. She said yes. I get so excited I have to sit down. So I sit. On a solo cup filled with coke. Then, I walk down the hall with sticky coke smelling bum, to ask to check out. I've never seen so much people in a class.

My mate got on my facebook and wrote "Just had the best wank ever :) thanks mum xox" I didn't know it was there and didn't go on facebook for like two days, so it was up that long. [editline]22nd July 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Katazuro;36856354]one time i was at this little school barbecue, it's held outside. this day we're allowed to dress freely, because we have a uniform. on this day i wore a brony shirt, [URL="http://www.tshirtvortex.net/wp-content/uploads/brony-shirt-220x225.jpg"]this[/URL] one. we had drinks and all that but we had to throw them away ourselves. being the cool guy i whipped the soda into the nearest trash can thinking i drank every sip. i didn't. it was splattered everywhere on the 20 dollar shirt. i didn't mind because i would wash it anyways. then nearing the end of the event people started leaving, but i volunteered to pick the unfinished food to throw it in the trash. i tried being a hero and held 5 soda cans on a plate. guess what happens when you hold that with one hand? ironically i wore an mlp shirt the same day my girlfriend did, how sweet.[/QUOTE] >brony shirt >being the cool guy Nah, I don't think so, mate.

[QUOTE=Katazuro;36856354] being the cool guy i whipped the soda into the nearest trash can thinking i drank every sip. i didn't.[B] it was splattered everywhere on the 20 dollar shirt[/B][/QUOTE] My God what a tragedy.

Well here is a conversation starter. I'm a guy, and I masturbate A LOT. When i say a lot i mean about 30 videos a week. Well it was an average day, i was in my room, no parents home, curtains closed, nothing to do but either play video games (which i have been doing for a while) or of course pull the pork. The decision was obvious... Wank the crank. It was about five o' clock which was my usual peak of the day before the parents got home. But this time was different. I was as naked as the day I came out of my mom. Computer on my desk, me in a chair. My one eyed monster was not cooperating. Since i went dry it took a little longer, and may be a little more painful, which was a understatement for what happened. Lets just say i was playing pocket pinball to the max and i started to feel a little sting. It turns out that i pulled it so hard I started to bleed, but i couldn't stop now to check. I had some noise canceling headphones on so i didn't hear my parents drive up. I was almost to the point of no return, and then i got a cramp and fell to the ground..... They went through my door to see their son, butt naked on the ground, with a bloody hand grabbing my leg, and semen in mid air. I haven't masturbated since.....

I haven't had any exceptionally embarrassing moments (that I can remember, anyway), but one shame that continues to plague me is when I find myself laughing at something that apparently nobody else in the room finds funny. I don't know why I remember this so well, but back in high school my teacher was showing us an episode of "All in the Family" with Sammy Davis Jr. as the guest star. Well, Archie Bunker being his racist self, he made a racial stereotype joke and I started laughing because he was making a complete ass of himself. It only took me a second to realize that nobody else was laughing and one girl said "Oh my god, how can you laugh at that? That's not funny!" I was mortified and shut up for the rest of the class. To this day, I still haven't figured out if it was wrong (out of context, perhaps) for me to laugh when I did.

When I was in the 6th grade my English teacher would put the names of the kids who had gotten one hundreds on their tests in a hat and a student would choose someones name out it. I got called to to grab a name out of the hat. To do this she made me close my eyes and when I reached for the hat I grabbed her old sagging tits. Once I realized I touched her I ran back to my seat thinking everyone would have the decency to not laugh. Everyone laughed, even the teacher.

I think back in fourth grade when people only wrote "HAGS" for yearbooks, we had shirts to sign instead. To make it not awkward, we had to sign people's backs only, and I was so nervous when signing one girl's shirt that she thought I was done and walked away with only a big "HAG" written on her back

I seem to have the worst luck when I'm doing things in my room. When I put my headphones on and listen to music I go into my own little world, I close my eyes and just start lip singing like crazy with the invisible mic and everything. My room is also right outside the laundry room, so my dad comes down which seems almost everyday to put another load in the washer and he sees me doing some weird things with my hands and confusing body movements... I just want to rock!

At school when in about year 3 me and about 4 of my friends had to be sent to a year 8 class because our teacher was going away for a day to a conference or something. There was a muslim kid, he was pretty cool but the other 2 decided to completely lie about something. They wrote "russia is fag country, have you seen those cocksack people with the retard hats its such a dumb country" He was so fucking mad, and he would have beat the shit out of me but i had to go the principal before he could do shit and i never saw him again. I recently encountered this guy on facebook when i was arguing with one of my friends about a maths question , he then appears out of fucking nowhere correcting me. I was so fucking scared, and he didn't even seem to remember me. His response was "hey i rmember u wtf u got against russia faggot" I said it was my friends who pranked me, then he said "lol what friends fuck off ur a fag" and then he instantly blocked me. I was so fucking embarrassed.

every single time my mom sends me to the store without enough money. every single time. i just stand there and look like an idiot before walking out muttering under my breath.

Guy asks me what I think of girls in class I say I think girl is cute girl is lesbian. I know it. Guy knows it. [B]Still fucking goes ahead and talk to her for me even though I asked for nothing[/B] Whole left row of class looking at me. Faceplant into my textbook.

Back in Junior High, one of my friends did something (I can't remember what, it was six years ago) to anger me and my other friend. Scheming in math class, we decided to lure him behind the dumpster and jokingly beat him up. Not being very knowledgeable on certain slang words, we concluded that we were going to "gangbang" him. Sure enough, after school, we lure him back there. He asks, "What are you guys doing?" to which we responded, "We're going to gangbang you". Disgusted because he actually knew what the word meant, he stormed off. A few 8th graders who had been watching the whole incident started laughing at us. About half a year ago, the same friend and I, now seniors in High School, drove to a 40k store to buy some stuff. We got pulled over by a cop because we were apparently going five miles over the speed limit. Being April 20th, aka 4/20, the cop asks use if we've been "smoking the reefer". (neither of us do any drugs) My friend, completely innocent, asks the cop what he's talking about. The cop asks him if he knows what day it is, and my friend tells him that it is a Friday, and also the 20th. The officer, glaring at us, explains that everyone between age 18-30 should know that 4/20 is a cannabis-related term. The cop peers through the window and asks me to lift up some cardboard. He asks us where we're heading and where we're from, and then inquires as to why we're such a long distance from home. My friend tries to explain the basic premise of 40k to the guy in a nutshell, and explains that the store we had just come from did not have the certain models he was looking for. He promptly hands the man a box of Grey Knight Interceptors we had purchased earlier that night to verify the story. The cop, clearly miffed and confused, lets us off with a warning, telling us he doesn't know "why (we're) driving so far for a stupid game or whatever".

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;36908285]Back in Junior High, one of my friends did something (I can't remember what, it was six years ago) to anger me and my other friend. Scheming in math class, we decided to lure him behind the dumpster and jokingly beat him up. Not being very knowledgeable on certain slang words, we concluded that we were going to "gangbang" him. Sure enough, after school, we lure him back there. He asks, "What are you guys doing?" to which we responded, "We're going to gangbang you". Disgusted because he actually knew what the word meant, he stormed off. A few 8th graders who had been watching the whole incident started laughing at us. About half a year ago, the same friend and I, now seniors in High School, drove to a 40k store to buy some stuff. We got pulled over by a cop because we were apparently going five miles over the speed limit. Being April 20th, aka 4/20, the cop asks use if we've been "smoking the reefer". (neither of us do any drugs) My friend, completely innocent, asks the cop what he's talking about. The cop asks him if he knows what day it is, and my friend tells him that it is a Friday, and also the 20th. The officer, glaring at us, explains that everyone between age 18-30 should know that 4/20 is a cannabis-related term. The cop peers through the window and asks me to lift up some cardboard. He asks us where we're heading and where we're from, and then inquires as to why we're such a long distance from home. My friend tries to explain the basic premise of 40k to the guy in a nutshell, and explains that the store we had just come from did not have the certain models he was looking for. He promptly hands the man a box of Grey Knight Interceptors we had purchased earlier that night to verify the story. The cop, clearly miffed and confused, lets us off with a warning, telling us he doesn't know "why (we're) driving so far for a stupid game or whatever".[/QUOTE] wh40k does things to you

My friends and I had created a little game called "Bitch". Whenever the teacher talks to someone or mentions something important, you must whisper "bitch" at the end of the sentence. Example: "That's a great question, you should write that down" (bitch) Of course, they were really crappy most of the time, and rarely made sense, but the "hurr hurr swear words" lightened the mood of the day, so it was fun. Then one day, the home-room teacher goes up to the front of the class and says "You guys seriously need to learn how to respect one another more, and if I see another incident of bullying or even talking someone down, you won't know what repercussions will come to you.". I was sitting directly right to the class clown, and my other friend on the left. All at the same time, we muttered "bitch". The whole class could here it. Detention for a week and meeting with parents. (worth it)

[QUOTE=W0w00t;36908396]wh40k does things to you[/QUOTE] Pound for pound, crack is apparently cheaper.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;36908285]Back in Junior High, one of my friends did something (I can't remember what, it was six years ago) to anger me and my other friend. Scheming in math class, we decided to lure him behind the dumpster and jokingly beat him up. Not being very knowledgeable on certain slang words, we concluded that we were going to "gangbang" him. Sure enough, after school, we lure him back there. He asks, "What are you guys doing?" to which we responded, "We're going to gangbang you". Disgusted because he actually knew what the word meant, he stormed off. A few 8th graders who had been watching the whole incident started laughing at us. About half a year ago, the same friend and I, now seniors in High School, drove to a 40k store to buy some stuff. We got pulled over by a cop because we were apparently going five miles over the speed limit. Being April 20th, aka 4/20, the cop asks use if we've been "smoking the reefer". (neither of us do any drugs) My friend, completely innocent, asks the cop what he's talking about. The cop asks him if he knows what day it is, and my friend tells him that it is a Friday, and also the 20th. The officer, glaring at us, explains that everyone between age 18-30 should know that 4/20 is a cannabis-related term. The cop peers through the window and asks me to lift up some cardboard. He asks us where we're heading and where we're from, and then inquires as to why we're such a long distance from home. My friend tries to explain the basic premise of 40k to the guy in a nutshell, and explains that the store we had just come from did not have the certain models he was looking for. He promptly hands the man a box of Grey Knight Interceptors we had purchased earlier that night to verify the story. The cop, clearly miffed and confused, lets us off with a warning, telling us he doesn't know "why (we're) driving so far for a stupid game or whatever".[/QUOTE] Dude, I'm sorry, but you honestly had no idea what gangbang meant and you were in Junior High? Really?