Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

yeah it is dumb. i just rolled with the rumors, and all the bigger girls and unfortunately most other girls left me alone after it. It made me a little sad but if i disputed it i felt like i would just look like a douche, so i put on my shades and just let everyone roll off me.

In elementary school, we were standing in line at lunch and this hot girl is in front of me. I try not to look at her but then she fucking bends over and I got a boner, I realized that I was too close to her because my dick touched her deep in the pants...

[QUOTE=Mr.Heal;38603364]When I was little I could not say fort correctly, I would end up saying 'fuck'. So, my older cousin and I had built a fort in the forest by my grandmothers house and I would always ask her "Wanna go to the fuck?" she knew what was wrong, so she would constantly ask me where I wanted to go "to the fuck!" and would like giggle to herself or whatever. Kinda embarrassing :v:[/QUOTE] in our lunchroom we sat on benches i didnt know how to say bench so on my first day of school i got in trouble :V I said "WHAT BITCH DO I SIT ON"

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38604171]High school really was the stupidest shit ever. Because I wanted to focus on my studies so I was more attractive to colleges, play sports and hang out with friends, I never dated and didn't want to date because a relationship would just add more time and stress and wouldn't last long and would just be awkward in the end. Because of my alternative focus on school, people spread rumors that I was gay. I mean, why? Are you really that immature? [sp]I like female ass and tits[/sp][/QUOTE] I see that shit happening everywhere. Really, why? Are you in that huge need to see a gay man among you? Looking for fuck buddies or what? It didn't happen to me, but I changed 3 different classes. Every single class had a guy accused of being gay and mocked over (didn't matter if it was 5th grade or 11th, everything remained the same) for some stupid ass reason like being too shy or simply not going to parties and drinking a ton of vodka every day

When I was in kindergarden, I was at lunch and for some reason, I thought it would be a good idea to climb onto the table and sing Rocky Top. While flinging peas at people.

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38604171]Because of my alternative focus on school, people spread rumors that I was gay. I mean, why? Are you really that immature? [sp]I like female ass and tits[/sp][/QUOTE] So much this, from high school to where I am in college now. Hell, even my ex-girlfriend thinks I'm gay, plus she says my step-sister thinks I'm gay (they're close friends.) And also my parents are subtly hinting that they think I'm gay too. Hng.

Get a friend that's a girl and take her into your bedroom when no one is home, and when someone enters your start making noises as if you would have some crazy ass sex.

That's kind of a ridiculous hoop to jump through just to try and convince people you're not gay. Honestly, they most likely won't care what you say or do. They're judgmental pricks and are going to believe whatever they want to regardless.

I once told my girlfriend I had to run home to take a shit, and that I wouldn't be long (I lived only a few minutes from school). She said fine, hurry up, don't be too long and went and stood with our friends. I get home, run to the toilet, and take a seat. Half-way through my poop, I get a phonecall, and being the gentleman I am, I answered. "Hello?" "_____, how's your shit?" "What the fuck, who told you?" "*roaring laughter*" *hang up* I got back to school, and my girlfriend was standing there with a few other friends of mine. They look at me, clearly trying to keep a straight face, and I just decide to twirl and say "How's my figure? I think I lost a few kilograms" and we all burst out laughing. I guess it was kind of embarrassing, but I sort of saved it. Man, I miss those days.

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38604558]In elementary school, we were standing in line at lunch and this hot girl is in front of me. I try not to look at her but then she fucking bends over and I got a boner, I realized that I was too close to her because my dick touched her deep in the pants...[/QUOTE] [img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/catholiclouisiana/icon_smile_siren.gif[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img][img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/img][img]http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g285/catholiclouisiana/icon_smile_siren.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Toyhobo;38606215]Get a friend that's a girl and take her into your bedroom when no one is home, and when someone enters your start making noises as if you would have some crazy ass sex.[/QUOTE]Pretty sure a movie used this very concept, but the guy screwed it up and said [I]"I won't be walking for a [B]week[/B][/I]"

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38604558]In elementary school, we were standing in line at lunch and this hot girl is in front of me. I try not to look at her but then she fucking bends over and I got a boner, I realized that I was too close to her because my dick touched her deep in the pants...[/QUOTE] did you fuck her

Not my story but rather my brother's. We were on a trip to Europe and were visiting a family friend at their house in Switzerland. My parents, my little brother and the other family went on to walk into the fields while I decided to stay at their home. Few hours later. I come to hear a knock on the door with my brother and a stranger who said "Is this your brother?" which I said yes much to my confusion. I said thank you and they were on their way. My entire family comes home looking like extremely relieved to see my brother was okay while I was still confused until my brother told his side of the story. My parents and family told him to wait on that spot until they came back. Apparently he was to impatient to wait for 10 minutes and started to wander into the fields to find them. Surprise, surprise, he got himself lost. He started to panic and found himself by a street. He actually got in the middle of the road to stop any car that would stop. Firstly asking them if they speak English and if they can help him find his way home. Most didn't speak English and just left him until he came across a guy who spoke English. They told him to get into the car so they can go back to their home to look for his house on the internet. He does so. At their house, he offers my brother a banana which he hesitates because he thought to himself that it could be poison. Nevertheless, he eats it anyway. All he remembered was the house number but apparently that was all they needed to find the house. They dropped him off at the house which I answered. Now, my brother. He did absolutely everything in the book you're not suppose to do in both safety and strangers and was hilarious the only time he was thinking about what can be endangering himself was when they offered him a banana. It's always a funny embarrassing story to tell to friends and family.

Your parents are pretty dumb to leave a little boy alone near some fields for ten minutes. Seriously, why not just take him along, or leave someone with him?

[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;38607132]did you fuck her[/QUOTE] No, she moaned out loud, "Ohhhh!" And I ran to the back of the line.

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38608598]No, she moaned out loud, "Ohhhh!" And I ran to the back of the line.[/QUOTE] you should've started humping her like a rabbit

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38608598]No, she moaned out loud, "Ohhhh!" And I ran to the back of the line.[/QUOTE] go back and find her seal the deal

focusing on school should be no reason people think youre gay somethings up

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38608598]No, she moaned out loud, "Ohhhh!" And I ran to the back of the line.[/QUOTE] you are going to finish what you started or i will [I]kill you[/I]

When I was at sunday school we usually went to church on sundays. So, there I was with my sunday school class sitting in the bench, standing up, standing down, bored as hell. So, after a long while, after lots of yawning, there comes this old lady leading a mongoloid guy by his hand to the seat behind us. So by that time it was time for the blessing of the bread and whine, so everyone was dead silent. We then decide it was a good idea to turn behind and say hello to the mongoloid kid. We then said "Hello" and then he just replied [I]HUUUUUURGHHH[/I] out loud. We started laughing and the more we laughed the louder he Hurled. So we were like "Oh shit, oh shit shut him up" while trying to keep a straight face while tears of laughter ran down our eyes and the kid wouldn't stop HUUUUUUUUURHHHing out loud. Everything stopped. The priest was there staring at us in disaproval while still holding the wine cup in the air. The audience was just frowning at us as if we were torturing the kid. The silence, the frowns and the HUUUUUUURRRRHs made it the most inconveniently hilarious and embarrassing situation I've ever had as a kid.

[QUOTE=Behemoth_PT;38611737]The silence, the frowns and the HUUUUUUURRRRHs made it the most inconveniently hilarious and embarrassing situation I've ever had as a kid.[/QUOTE] That's so horrible and so hilarious at the same time. How could you? Yet [I]how could you not?[/I] Quite the internal conflict.

One time in High School PE, we were playing a game where you have American football flags (piece of cloth strapped toy your waist with velcro) and everyone tries to pull off the flags of the other team. Kinda like team freeze tag. Anyways, while I was playing that, some kid tries to pull my clag and ends up pulling my gym shorts down in the process. Outside. In front of everyone. Luckily my boxers were able to stay up but, it's still pretty embarrassing. Another time in the same class, I accidentally put my shorts on inside out and didn't realize it until about half way through class.

When I was in kindergarten I peed down a slide because I had to go to the bathroom and didnt want to walk all the way inside, and then a teacher came and grabbed me by the ear and pulled me inside looking disgusted. Ironically I herd my parents fighting the night before, and I guess I herd some bad words so I said to the teacher "Whats your fucking problem". I only recently learned that the teachers told my mom that I was "cursing like a sailor", I had no idea what that meant when I was younger and finally my mom told me what I had been saying. Expelled.:v:

Wow, and I thought I was socially awkward. Reading this thread certainly changes things.

"here's your receipt" "you too" fmlfmlfml

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;38603681]My mom has a video where I point at an ant and keep calling it its finnish nickname, "murkku", except I couldn't yet say "r" at the time so it came out as "mulkku" (translates to prick, penis, wanker). She too kept asking me what I was pointing at and giggling like a little girl.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Mulk is a funky word. In Estonia, Mulgimaa is an ancientish county, a part of Viljandimaa (Where I live). I'd say it translates into Mulkland. Now wonder what do finnish people think when you say that you are from Mulgimaa, or that you are a Mulk. That hasn't happened to me, but a group where my russian teacher was. Also, my russian teacher has the best stories ever. She is the only one in her family (Or in her house) who has smashed windows. One was when she and her son tried to wave goodbye to their dad. Dad didn't notice, she punched through the glass, trying to knock it. Other was when she was eating an apple, finished it and then threw it away. Not in the bush, where she hoped it would land. It landed on the greenhouse. Smashing one of the glasses. there was one more one, but i cant remember it.

[QUOTE=Stonewall;38613773]"here's your receipt" "you too" fmlfmlfml[/QUOTE] "Happy birthday!" "You too!" I've gotten that once or twice.

[QUOTE=Dacheet;38615731]"Happy birthday!" "You too!" I've gotten that once or twice.[/QUOTE] i said it once and it turned out to be her birthday too

[QUOTE=Suttles;38615749]i said it once and it turned out to be her birthday too[/QUOTE] did you fuck her?

"hey did you see/hear about ...?" hmm? "did you see/hear about ...?" uh, what? "did you see/hear about ..." um "nevermind" :(