Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=MuffinZerg;38616193]did you fuck her?[/QUOTE] twice one for her bday one for mine #yolo

Last week I woke up inside a woman. I don't know how I got inside her. Or why I was asleep. and apparently talking to myself.

[QUOTE=DevilX;38616553]Last week I woke up inside a woman. I don't know how I got inside her. Or why I was asleep. and apparently talking to myself.[/QUOTE] Did you fuck her?

[QUOTE=DevilX;38616553]Last week I woke up [B]inside a woman.[/B] I don't know how I got inside her. Or why I was asleep. and apparently talking to myself.[/QUOTE] Your mom?

This past Sunday me and my friend were driving back to town and decided to stop by the nearest gas station to get a pack of gum. Since I'm a bro I offered to buy it for my friend because he always buys food and I feel like an ass for letting him pay for everything. I walk into the store and grab the gum. The east indian guy seemed really cool and was like "no coffee or hot chocolate today?" and I said "Nah man, I had enough of that today." (I had a lot of cups of coffee and I was in twitch mode already so I probably looked like a cocaine nut) and he said "alright man, drive safe." and I bet you already know my reply: "You too." as I was walking out the door and I realized my mistake right as I said it and said "or..." and decided to bail and just kept walking. So now I'm battling the thought in my head that he thought I called him a whore as I walked out. Now he thinks I'm racist. Now i can't ever go to that gas station again.

I never went to the doctors on my own until today, I was sitting in the reception and just waiting, when i told the woman i had an appointment i stuttered my name and she kept asking if that was right, i was already hating this shit. So when i walk in his office I'm nervous as fuck and stuttering like an idiot, taking two seconds to respond as my slow as fuck brain tries to comprehend what he says, once I've sat down and we've shaken hands like true gentlemen he asks his first question: "Why have you gained so much weight?". That made me feel like shit for the duration of the day, turns out im 111.4 or 6 kilograms. dr rahman why i just wanted some more of that gel for my psoriasis not a broken heart was embarrasing for me and now i feel like shit :(

How tall are you?

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38618042]How tall are you?[/QUOTE] about 5'4-5'6, i didnt really pay attention since i was looking at the floor

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38618345]about 5'4-5'6, i didnt really pay attention since i was looking at the floor[/QUOTE] Oh dude, you're in the same boat I'm in. BMI wise, you're actually underweight or close to it.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38618385]Oh dude, you're in the same boat I'm in. BMI wise, you're actually underweight or close to it.[/QUOTE] personally, I think BMI is a massive joke

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38617922]I never went to the doctors on my own until today, I was sitting in the reception and just waiting, when i told the woman i had an appointment i stuttered my name and she kept asking if that was right, i was already hating this shit. So when i walk in his office I'm nervous as fuck and stuttering like an idiot, taking two seconds to respond as my slow as fuck brain tries to comprehend what he says, once I've sat down and we've shaken hands like true gentlemen he asks his first question: "Why have you gained so much weight?". That made me feel like shit for the duration of the day, turns out im 111.4 or 6 kilograms. dr rahman why i just wanted some more of that gel for my psoriasis not a broken heart was embarrasing for me and now i feel like shit :([/QUOTE] Stop seeing Dr Rahman, he's clearly trying to kill you. You weigh 6kg and he said you gained weight? :v:

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38618419]personally, I think BMI is a massive joke[/QUOTE] Yeah, but it makes me feel better.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38618483]Yeah, but it makes me feel better.[/QUOTE] but bmi says im obese you said i was underweight why lijitsu why

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38617922]I never went to the doctors on my own until today, I was sitting in the reception and just waiting, when i told the woman i had an appointment i stuttered my name and she kept asking if that was right, i was already hating this shit. So when i walk in his office I'm nervous as fuck and stuttering like an idiot, taking two seconds to respond as my slow as fuck brain tries to comprehend what he says, once I've sat down and we've shaken hands like true gentlemen he asks his first question: "Why have you gained so much weight?". That made me feel like shit for the duration of the day, turns out im 111.4 or 6 kilograms. dr rahman why i just wanted some more of that gel for my psoriasis not a broken heart was embarrasing for me and now i feel like shit :([/QUOTE] i am also ~110 and ~5'4 skinny as fuck

[QUOTE=a-cookie;38618510]but bmi says im obese you said i was underweight why lijitsu why[/QUOTE] What. The scale I used said me at 5'5 and 115 was just barely not underweight.

After gym class in grade 9, by accident, put my shorts on backwards and went to english class. Someone ended up pointing it out when I stood up to grab someone, since I was near the door I bolted out and went to the washroom to change it so it was normal. For some reason this one girl did not let it go, but she did not bring it up like every single day, maybe once every few months.

[QUOTE=nomad1;38618641]After gym class in grade 9, by accident, put my shorts on backwards and went to english class. Someone ended up pointing it out when I stood up to grab someone, since I was near the door I bolted out and went to the washroom to change it so it was normal. For some reason this one girl did not let it go, but she did not bring it up like every single day, maybe once every few months.[/QUOTE] did you fuck her

forgot to post this when im in mumble w/ some friends, we jokingly yell yolo a lot "Yolo man, how its going" my dad overheard me im assuming, because I came home and I said "Yo" and he replied "YOLO". Oh god i was in tears

[QUOTE=dill6869;38618518]i am also ~110 and ~5'4 skinny as fuck[/QUOTE] 138 lbs and 6'2" Pic of me: [img]http://www.harpercollinschildrens.com/harperchildrensImages/isbn/large/9/9780061129049.jpg[/img]

oh u guys were talking in lbs, i was talking in kg because why be healthy

I was a little curious why you'd think weighing 240 lbs and being only 5'4" was normal, because it isn't. Don't mean to be antagonistic but you need to shape up your diet and exercise a bit more.

This isn't embarrassing for me, but it was for my drama teacher. We were once just left in our separate groups to practice some mini-plays we had to learn. One of the girls in our class goes up to the teacher and asks him "can we do a run through?" so naturally he replies "can I watch?". However, it turned out he'd misheard her. She'd actually said "can I go to the loo?". Awkward.

[QUOTE=Dacheet;38618900]138 lbs and 6'2" Pic of me: [img]http://www.harpercollinschildrens.com/harperchildrensImages/isbn/large/9/9780061129049.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] 6'2" master race. Though I'm a bit bigger, around 165. Still not fat.

This happened the other day. I've been having crazy-bad joint pain the last few days, so I went to my GP and she said I might have rheumatoid arthritis, or just a viral infection that is causing my joints to swell. She told me to give a blood sample and a stool sample. I head over to the lab, and this really hot girl is there, and she's the one that's going to be taking my blood sample. I'm 20, and she was around my age as well. I felt so awkward when she looked over my paper and said "So you gotta give a blood sample and stool sample, yeah?" And I had the biggest goofy smile on my face and just nodded my head. Blood sample goes great, no problems. Then she walks over to her desk and hands over a little white tub and a test tube full of pink liquid. She tells me to "Go in the white tub, and then in the test tube" and I - stupidly - thought I had to poop into the little test tube. So I said, rather incredulously "I have to go in the tub [I]and[/I] and the test tube?". She had the biggest smile ever and was clearly restraining herself from laughing. She said "You go in the white tub, and [I]scoop[/I] it into the test tube". I took the bag and felt like a huge dumbass. It was really embarrassing. Fast forward to the end of the day. I've done my poop sample. It's sitting in the tub and test tube, the shadow my shit casts clearly visible through the white tub in the BIO-HAZARD plastic bag it's in. I walk through the hospital, happily swinging my poop-bag on my way to the laboratory. I give a sigh of relief when I see the girl isn't there, and hand my sample over to the lab guy who's working there. He double checks everything is in order, then takes my down my name. Then, out of the back door, the girl comes out and sees me again, poop-sample nearby. I felt so awkward because you can clearly see the shadow of my shit when you look at the tub, sitting there all smug and stinky. She looks at me, then to the sample, then wanders out back again. The shame I felt, it was pretty terrible. If you guys ever have to give a stool sample, let someone else take it in for you. Or take it in a plastic bag. Or hide the shit shadow with tissue or something. It'll save you a lot of awkwardness!

This was what Gattaca should have been like.

[QUOTE=loopoo;38620042]This happened the other day. I've been having crazy-bad joint pain the last few days, so I went to my GP and she said I might have rheumatoid arthritis, or just a viral infection that is causing my joints to swell. She told me to give a blood sample and a stool sample. I head over to the lab, and this really hot girl is there, and she's the one that's going to be taking my blood sample. I'm 20, and she was around my age as well. I felt so awkward when she looked over my paper and said "So you gotta give a blood sample and stool sample, yeah?" And I had the biggest goofy smile on my face and just nodded my head. Blood sample goes great, no problems. Then she walks over to her desk and hands over a little white tub and a test tube full of pink liquid. She tells me to "Go in the white tub, and then in the test tube" and I - stupidly - thought I had to poop into the little test tube. So I said, rather incredulously "I have to go in the tub [I]and[/I] and the test tube?". She had the biggest smile ever and was clearly restraining herself from laughing. She said "You go in the white tub, and [I]scoop[/I] it into the test tube". I took the bag and felt like a huge dumbass. It was really embarrassing. Fast forward to the end of the day. I've done my poop sample. It's sitting in the tub and test tube, the shadow my shit casts clearly visible through the white tub in the BIO-HAZARD plastic bag it's in. I walk through the hospital, happily swinging my poop-bag on my way to the laboratory. I give a sigh of relief when I see the girl isn't there, and hand my sample over to the lab guy who's working there. He double checks everything is in order, then takes my down my name. Then, out of the back door, the girl comes out and sees me again, poop-sample nearby. I felt so awkward because you can clearly see the shadow of my shit when you look at the tub, sitting there all smug and stinky. She looks at me, then to the sample, then wanders out back again. The shame I felt, it was pretty terrible. If you guys ever have to give a stool sample, let someone else take it in for you. Or take it in a plastic bag. Or hide the shit shadow with tissue or something. It'll save you a lot of awkwardness![/QUOTE] that is gross

On my first month or so of washing dishes, I had to use lime-away to remove some VERY built up grime on some dishes. Well, being the smart guy I was, I decided not to wear gloves since I thought the brief contact with the lime-away wouldn't be a problem. Well guess what, this shit was industrial strength, and the next day I wake up with my skin [I]peeling off my damned hand[/I]. Oh my good lord that was terrifying.

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;38620127]that is gross[/QUOTE] What's gross about giving a stool sample? Oh... Well, I figured this being Embarrassing Situations that anything embarrassing would go.

[QUOTE=Fire Kracker;38620127]that is gross[/QUOTE] eww poop!!! lol XD

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38618385]Oh dude, you're in the same boat I'm in. BMI wise, you're actually underweight or close to it.[/QUOTE] 5'4 and weighing at over 100 kg is quite overweight are you crazy lol