Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Suttles;38645643]Alright, I'll stop it[/QUOTE] Everything in moderation <3

I'm really paranoid and I was looking behind me while walking in the hallway. Apparently I looked for too long and some upperclassmen laughed at me.

hohoho, Mark's at it again everyone!

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38646069]I'm really paranoid and I was looking behind me while walking in the hallway. Apparently I looked for too long and some upperclassmen laughed at me.[/QUOTE] He wanted the D.

Junior year HS, I fell asleep lying down on the bus ride home and missed my stop. When I sat up, there were only two other kids still on. The driver dropped me off around the school to get taken home by someone else on a (empty) short bus. I'm glad nobody was at my house to see that.

My whole life is an embarrassing situation.

I used to think "in labor" just meant working was pretty awkward when I told my pregnant teacher she was in labor

[QUOTE=Magmacow358;38645093]So I was in Art class with my friend and he, wanting to waste time instead of actually working, decides to throw a dumb joke at me. "Would you help your uncle Jack off an elephant?" Since I was actually trying to get work done, I respond by saying "No, I would not jack off an elephant." Unfortunately I said it far too loudly and everyone in the classroom hears me say the above with absolutely no context whatsoever. The look the teacher gave me was priceless,[B] but when I told the teacher it was him who was telling me a dirty joke, only he got in trouble.[/B] Was interesting.[/QUOTE] livin' on the edge

[QUOTE=Kylel999;38651471]livin' on the edge[/QUOTE] thug 4 lyfe

I've laughed more reading 3 pages of this thread then the entire 2 years I've spent browsing LMAO pics. Good stuff.

Choked on a fly at school That motherfucker tried to kill me

[QUOTE=PyroCraz3d;38629601]i get made fun of for my lisp, and have my entire life. i know that feel[/QUOTE] If you ever wanna talk, Ill be there for you bro! (kinda late, sorry!)

[QUOTE=Live2becool;38652363]I've laughed more reading 3 pages of this thread then the entire 2 years I've spent browsing LMAO pics. Good stuff.[/QUOTE] I gave up on LMAO Pics, one day a few months ago I said to myself "I waste an hour or two everyday on this thread, and I laugh maybe once every few days" and now I have much more time doing more productive things in my life, like viewing other threads and playing video games!

I just love the fact that I can give content to this thread unlike LMAO pics. No, wait. I don't love that fact. Man, I'm a sad human being.

Just got off the phone with some hispanic souding lady, and she was asking for a "Mr rayas from the lawyer's office". When I told her she had the wrong number. Then, she said, "ok, sorry Ma'am." :pwn:

I remember when I was younger and I occasionally answered the phone, people would mistake me for a girl because I apparently sounded like one.

I'd blame the crappy audio quality phones have :v:

i get called sir constantly because i have very short hair and tend to wear baggy clothes on the day i flew back from visiting my bf some stuff happened after i got back to my own state to make me feel like shit, and my dad insisted we go out for dinner. the waiter said something like "here you go, gentlemen" when he brought us to a table. usually my parents just giggle at this stuff because it happens so often but i had been crying and felt awful so my dad said to him "this is my [b]daughter[/b]." rather angrily. it was nice

Me and a friend were chatting about a book that we have to read for school and a 13 year old girl came up to us and said "Why are you talking about me?" Took like 6 minutes to explain that we were talking about one of the side characters in a book it was really fucking akward.

I went to Sam's Club a lot when I was younger, and sometimes when I'd go to the bathroom and lose my dad in the fuckhuge warehouse that it is and go to an employee who then uses the store intercom. Apparently she said I was a girl. My hair wasn't that long at that time either, maybe just on my shoulder.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38658867]Me and a friend were chatting about a book that we have to read for school and a 13 year old girl came up to us and said "Why are you talking about me?" Took like 6 minutes to explain that we were talking about one of the side characters in a book it was really fucking akward.[/QUOTE] *Turns on the Suttles signal*

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38658867]Me and a friend were chatting about a book that we have to read for school and a 13 year old girl came up to us and said "Why are you talking about me?" Took like 6 minutes to explain that we were talking about one of the side characters in a book it was really fucking akward.[/QUOTE] Did you fuck her?

No, we're 16 you penis.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38660602]No, we're 16 you penis.[/QUOTE] Oh i see, she was way too old.

-didn't understand the joke-

This one time, I was being 12-year-old me back in Year 7 (or whatever the yank equivalent is), and the class had gotten really noisy. I mean, REALLY noisy. Goddamnit, I couldn't hear anything, so I decided to breathe in, muster all my vocal power and announce at the top of my lungs; "SILENCE!" The class went quiet for a second..... then resumed its previous volume. The teacher was right next to me and then gave me a (thankfully short) lecture how about she's the teacher and not me. I also got a few comments about how I am a tyrant or something by some of the people in my class afterwards, but it was forgotten in a day or so. But god, do I feel like a fucking idiot every time I remember that day.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38661044]Since when is 16 greater than 13. I think you're the young one here.[/QUOTE] I think being in australia means i learnt to count backwards, but here 16 is a larger number than 13, hence greater than 13?

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;38651383]I used to think "in labor" just meant working was pretty awkward when I told my pregnant teacher she was in labor[/QUOTE] why are people rating this winner did I word something wrong i didn't fuck her or anything

[QUOTE=bunnyspy1;38661988]why are people rating this winner did I word something wrong [B]i didn't fuck her or anything[/B][/QUOTE] that clears that up!

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38661044]Since when is 16 less than 13. I think you're the young one here.[/QUOTE] Maybe it was a joke?