Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Amaurus;38656961]I remember when I was younger and I occasionally answered the phone, people would mistake me for a girl because I apparently sounded like one.[/QUOTE] It was bad enough when people constantly call and ask for my parents but of course they were NEVER home for these calls Then they mistake me for a girl Fucking assholes I tell you what

[QUOTE=Nemisis116;38662898]It was bad enough when people constantly call and ask for my parents but of course they were NEVER home for these calls Then they mistake me for a girl Fucking assholes I tell you what[/QUOTE] You have to see this from their perspective. If you picked up the phone, and a girly voice answered, then of course you would assume it's a girl. It was probably more embarrassing for the one calling. And im totally not defending these people because i am one of them, no.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;38663090]You have to see this from their perspective. If you picked up the phone, and a girly voice answered, then of course you would assume it's a girl. It was probably more embarrassing for the one calling. And im totally not defending these people because i am one of them, no.[/QUOTE] Nope you guys hear young boys and do it on purpose Don't lie

On the subject off calls, whenever someone calls and wants to sell something, I just yell 'EYO TYRONE, GOT MY DRUGS NIGGA?'

Accidentally farted in a completely quiet class. Still don't know if they suspect me or the other guys near me. Also, thank Darwin for internet anonymity.

[QUOTE=Amaurus;38656961]I remember when I was younger and I occasionally answered the phone, people would mistake me for a girl because I apparently sounded like one.[/QUOTE] Well, if I open my mouth in voice-chats or such, the first thing I hear is "Heh, do we have a gay person among us?" or such. And I am NOT gay. It's my voice. My goddamn voice.

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;38663412]On the subject off calls, whenever someone calls and wants to sell something, I just yell 'EYO TYRONE, GOT MY DRUGS NIGGA?'[/QUOTE] do you also fuck them?

I get mistaken for my dad when I'm on the phone all the time. My grandmother, [i]his mother[/i], thought I was him once, and tried to strike up a conversation with me. I was confused. I've only been mistaken for a girl a few times, and that was back when I had hair down to my ass. My voice was still deep, but I didn't have any facial hair or anything so if I didn't say anything I genuinely looked like a girl. I was at Sam's Club one time and my OCD went off when I saw the buggies crooked, and I tried to straighten them a bit. Being like thirteen and a small person besides, they didn't even budge. The woman standing at the entrance to check membership cards started calling out 'little girl,' which I ignored because I mean I'm a dude. I finally realized she was talking to me when I turned around to figure out which little girl was obviously ignoring her, and she told me to get away from the buggies. I didn't say anything and just kinda shuffled off, and I imagine she never realized I was a guy.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38661044]-didn't get the joke-[/QUOTE] I find it really embarrassing when you didn't understand the joke one day and the next day you get it.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;38666025]I find it really embarrassing when you didn't understand the joke one day and the next day you get it.[/QUOTE] Sometimes I don't understand a joke for months and then one day it just clicks in my mind unexpectedly.

Had a fire drill in school, everybody was dead silent, and I thought it was a good idea to fart very loudly.

[QUOTE=SgtTupelo;38663765]Well, if I open my mouth in voice-chats or such, the first thing I hear is "Heh, do we have a gay person among us?" or such. And I am NOT gay. It's my voice. My goddamn voice.[/QUOTE] guessing you overemphasize your S's?

My mother just told me that when was a kid that I really liked some sort of fruit yogurt, so when I was at the market, I always screamed out loud how bad I wanted the fruit yogurt, but I had an speech impediment and in portuguese, if you change the first two letters to another, you change from "fruit" to pretty much "slut" or "whore", so my mother told how at the market, she picked up some non-flavored yogurt and I just pretty much screamed: "But mom, I want the slut!"

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38657801]i get called sir constantly because i have very short hair and tend to wear baggy clothes on the day i flew back from visiting my bf some stuff happened after i got back to my own state to make me feel like shit, and my dad insisted we go out for dinner. the waiter said something like "here you go, gentlemen" when he brought us to a table. usually my parents just giggle at this stuff because it happens so often but i had been crying and felt awful so my dad said to him "this is my [B]daughter[/B]." rather angrily. it was nice[/QUOTE] People are bound to think you're male if you call yourself Guy Mannly.

Read this thread at a LAN party, someone came up behind me and read the words "Did you fuck her?" or something like that. Said I was looking at erotica and told everyone :suicide:

[QUOTE=Bread_Baron;38671540]People are bound to think you're male if you call yourself Guy Mannly.[/QUOTE] yes and i don't care online, it's intentional. you realize i'm talking about real life here, right? how does my username relate? [editline]1st December 2012[/editline] frankly i'm kind of sick of the "lol your name's guy mannly OBVIOUSLY people think you're a guy" comments every time i post here like i don't know what my own username is. that's the fucking point of the name. it's a joke.

[QUOTE=fantafuzz;38671779]Read this thread at a LAN party, someone came up behind me and read the words "Did you fuck her?" or something like that. Said I was looking at erotica and told everyone :suicide:[/QUOTE] Prime example of why you should trust people when they say don't browse Facepunch away from your home.

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38672043]yes and i don't care online, it's intentional. you realize i'm talking about real life here, right? how does my username relate? [editline]1st December 2012[/editline] frankly i'm kind of sick of the "lol your name's guy mannly OBVIOUSLY people think you're a guy" comments every time i post here like i don't know what my own username is. that's the fucking point of the name. it's a joke.[/QUOTE] It's funny how you're annoyed like I missed your joke, because you clearly missed mine.

Shit, finally got IP unbanned(I think) after like 2 years. Time to unleash my embarrassing stories upon this thread. Freshman year in highschool: Everytime I went on the bus some seniors would always pick on me. Once while I was on my way to the back of the bus, one of them put a chewed gum on my backpack zipper. I only noticed when I sat down, tried desperately to get it off, failed. When I looked up a bunch of people were giving me pity stares. Feels bad man. I didn't get the gum off until after school. They also threw bottles of water at me in the hall way, but I just shrugged it off and pretended like I didn't notice, everyone stared again though, just feeling bad for me, that's the worst feeling of being bullied. Those fucking stares. The bullying stopped after that year though, just out of nowhere. I guess because I kept on ignoring them.

maybe because they're seniors and graduated????

Actually now that I remember, they were all football players. Not all seniors, my bad.

So here's a story. I have this friend on Steam, he's engaged to a girl. Let's call this friend on Steam "N0r" Let's start the story. So one day, N0r's girlfriend (they haven't engaged yet) friend basically accidently sent out a nude picture of herself onto the internet. So that friend moved into N0r's girlfriend's house (N0r is living there). Ever since the nude girl came, she always wanted a threesome. This night she got ahold of Nor's phone and sent me "I could hear N0r's girlfriend scream. It makes my nipples hard. Too bad they won't let me join them," and stuff like "I want N0r's [censor] and N0r's girlfriend [censor] rubbing against my body." I'm like, wtf is wrong with her.

also, one time I farted really loud in class while it was quiet but there was a mentally disabled kid behind me and everyone thought it was him

I have to fart so badly in gym. Guess what? I release it. [B]Unintentionally.[/B] I have no control over my body. I always fart so much when I'm at home..

[QUOTE=Steamjunke;38604558]In elementary school, we were standing in line at lunch and this hot girl is in front of me. I try not to look at her but then she fucking bends over and I got a boner, I realized that I was too close to her because my dick touched her deep in the pants...[/QUOTE] That's more action than anyone on FP has ever gotten in their lives

[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;38672043]yes and i don't care online, it's intentional. you realize i'm talking about real life here, right? how does my username relate? [editline]1st December 2012[/editline] frankly i'm kind of sick of the "lol your name's guy mannly OBVIOUSLY people think you're a guy" comments every time i post here like i don't know what my own username is. that's the fucking point of the name. it's a joke.[/QUOTE] to be fair, it's quite difficult to tell if you're a lass or not if anyone who didn't already know saw the name guy mannly, when about 95% of facepunch users are guys

[QUOTE=shrektheturd2;38672619]Shit, finally got IP unbanned(I think) after like 2 years. Time to unleash my embarrassing stories upon this thread. Freshman year in highschool: Everytime I went on the bus some seniors would always pick on me. Once while I was on my way to the back of the bus, one of them put a chewed gum on my backpack zipper. I only noticed when I sat down, tried desperately to get it off, failed. When I looked up a bunch of people were giving me pity stares. Feels bad man. I didn't get the gum off until after school. They also threw bottles of water at me in the hall way, but I just shrugged it off and pretended like I didn't notice, everyone stared again though, just feeling bad for me, that's the worst feeling of being bullied. Those fucking stares. The bullying stopped after that year though, just out of nowhere. I guess because I kept on ignoring them.[/QUOTE] You should shoot up your school

Fucking jumped off a rafter in my gymnastics gym, landed in foam, hit the bottom so hard I felt next week's shit slam into my prostate.

[QUOTE=MedicmanV500;38673294]You should shoot up your school[/QUOTE] No.

My mother told me that when I was a kid that I would bang my head on the walls. I told her that I didn't remember that. After a moment, I was all like "Oh... Right."