Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=PollytheParrot;38692574][QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38689106] Over the weekend, I decided to go to a party. In general, I'm a very calm person. I don't drink, I don't smoke, I dress well every day, and I have a reputation of being very easygoing. Most of the party I just sat around, watching people pass by. One of my friends finally convinced me to dance with some girl. I manned up, asked her to dance, and she accepted. I started with my hands on her hips, but I eventually brought them up to her chest. Everything went really well, and this lasted for about an hour. I exchanged names with her afterwards, and left the party with one of my friends and his friend. When I got back to my floor, I told a few of my friends what happened and how she let me touch her breasts, talked with them for a little, and went to bed. The next day, the rumor circulated across the entire floor. They dragged me into the common-room and interrogated me for about a half-hour. One girl, who particularly likes to one-up me every chance, referenced it in front of a girl I like. I'm fairly certain she probably told her too. Awkward.[/QUOTE] Dude, you got to feel up a girl's boobs. You're a hero and you shouldn't have any shame or remorse about that.[/QUOTE] Four days later and she's still cracking jokes about it. This time was particularly bad because my floor had a christmas party hosted by all the resident advisers and our academic adviser (who is like 50 years old). She decided to tell everyone at the party, and proceeded to skew the story to make it sound like I took advantage of the girl. Normally I'm able to laugh the jokes off, but it got bad enough to the point where I felt embarrassed to be in the room at the time. I had a stern talk with her afterwards, but I don't know if it will do much.

[QUOTE=Kabstrac;38694025]No, but I laid down on my side on the couch and said "draw me like one of your french girls" to everyone at the party She took a picture of it, it's her phone's background now.[/QUOTE] post it i haven't fapped since sunday

[QUOTE=Suttles;38707123]post it i haven't fapped since sunday[/QUOTE] Wouldn't you prefer this? [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS73WZpjqx-7XMpslYsZFnsNBMxVsGKKeH_mbw4UsXRGtrknloKSrQjSHU7[/img]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38705486]Four days later and she's still cracking jokes about it. This time was particularly bad because my floor had a christmas party hosted by all the resident advisers and our academic adviser (who is like 50 years old). She decided to tell everyone at the party, and proceeded to skew the story to make it sound like I took advantage of the girl. Normally I'm able to laugh the jokes off, but it got bad enough to the point where I felt embarrassed to be in the room at the time. I had a stern talk with her afterwards, but I don't know if it will do much.[/QUOTE] Let's lay out the possibilities here. 1.She's into you, and is a bit of a jackass. 2.She's a social retard. 3.She's a complete jackass. Conclusion? Distance yourself from her. [B]Edit[/B] Yeah lijitsu, you're right. She's possibly a bit socially impaired if she couldn't see the damage she was doing to his reputation. Two isn't a good reason for distance. But I still maintain that 1 and 3 are.

I wouldn't say social retard, but she might not have known how far she was actually taking it. And even if she isn't good at social interactions, that's no reason to completely avoid someone.

This is more of an embarrassing story we forced on a friend because we hear his bullshit stories all day, everyday at school. Last year me, my friend who is the protagonist here (His name is Harry) And two girls, both of them have boyfriends. We all get on the same bus to go home and usually there is about 8 of us (including the 2 boyfriends) but that day only the aforementioned 4 got on, anyway it is in Harry's nature to try to get into a girl's pussy no matter the situation, so on the bus Harry tried to impress them. He was crashing and burning (To my amusement) and in his desperate attempt to impress these girls Harry said something that I'm pretty sure he still regrets, Harry said this: "So, yeah I have an 8 inch penis, flacid." now this took me back, the girls just humored him and I was to flabbergasted by his tremendous lie and audacity, but instead of challenging him there I waited until the next day at school where we all found it funny, and I mean everyone I told laughed, including the 2 boyfriends, so after tormenting him for about a week by taking a ruler around and measuring random objects to compare to Harry's supposed penis size one of the boyfriends saw one of the female art teachers one lunchtime and trying to be funny (and succeeding) he walked over to her and said "You see Harry over there, he said he's got an 8 inch penis" Now this teacher, I don't know how she didn't laugh or even smile, walked over to Harry with a face of thunder, put her hand on his shoulder looked him in the eye and said "In your dreams Harry, in your dreams." Laughed out loud and walked away. Now this might seem cruel but sometimes when you hear stories that are so clearly made up at such a high frequency from one person you need to get them to stop... it worked.

[QUOTE=Zakkin;38707183]Wouldn't you prefer this? [img]http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS73WZpjqx-7XMpslYsZFnsNBMxVsGKKeH_mbw4UsXRGtrknloKSrQjSHU7[/img][/QUOTE] elbows are way too pointy

[QUOTE=Kljunas;38688699]Oh god, a friend reminded me of this today: We were at school and I said something to him (or maybe I didn't even say anything) and then, while a girl was walking past us, he replied very loudly "WHAT? YOU SAID YOU WANT TO SODOMISE [girl's name]?". She was shocked and I was pretty embarrassed. [sp]No I didn't[/sp][/QUOTE] I had something similar, but it legit not my friend being a dick, we were in Physical Education, or Gym or whatever you call it, and a girl had tight leggings on and she walked past and I said to my friend, what I thought was quietly, apparently it wasn't "Dude. Look at that camel toe!" she turned around and said "George! What the fuck did you say about my...ankle?" Now its lucky this girl is thick as pig shit because through stifled laughter I managed to say "What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say anything about you!" Looking offended at the accusation for authenticity and she replied "Ok!" pulling this face ^_^ Then we continued to laugh at her camel toe

[QUOTE=georgeface;38707425]I had something similar, but it legit not my friend being a dick, we were in Physical Education, or Gym or whatever you call it, and a girl had tight leggings on and she walked past and I said to my friend, what I thought was quietly, apparently it wasn't "Dude. Look at that camel toe!" she turned around and said "George! What the fuck did you say about my...ankle?" Now its lucky this girl is thick as pig shit because through stifled laughter I managed to say "What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say anything about you!" Looking offended at the accusation for authenticity and she replied "Ok!" pulling this face ^_^ Then we continued to laugh at her camel toe[/QUOTE] We can tell you didn't fuck her. you're a butthole.

[QUOTE=georgeface;38707425]I had something similar, but it legit not my friend being a dick, we were in Physical Education, or Gym or whatever you call it, and a girl had tight leggings on and she walked past and I said to my friend, what I thought was quietly, apparently it wasn't "Dude. Look at that camel toe!" she turned around and said "George! What the fuck did you say about my...ankle?" Now its lucky this girl is thick as pig shit because through stifled laughter I managed to say "What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say anything about you!" Looking offended at the accusation for authenticity and she replied "Ok!" pulling this face ^_^ Then we continued to laugh at her camel toe[/QUOTE] Not nice man.

[QUOTE=Lijitsu;38707229]I wouldn't say social retard, but she might not have known how far she was actually taking it. And even if she isn't good at social interactions, that's no reason to completely avoid someone.[/QUOTE] She's actually a pretty sociable person, but I feel like she lacks the ability to tell when something she says is offensive or hurtful. I mean, she's done some really nice things for me in the past, and I almost always get along with her, but she's made a few comments that seemingly have no purpose other than to hurt my feelings.

One time I answered the phone pissed off so I just said, "What!?" and it was my grand mother. When she asked who it was, I said I was my brother.

[QUOTE=Hanso;38715319]One time I answered the phone pissed off so I just said, "What!?" and it was my grand mother. When she asked who it was, I said I was my brother.[/QUOTE] Caller ID has saved me from doing this a few times. Although it wasn't my grandmother, it [i]was[/i] someone I wasn't pissed at.

[QUOTE=pansarkurt;38663090]You have to see this from their perspective. If you picked up the phone, and a girly voice answered, then of course you would assume it's a girl. It was probably more embarrassing for the one calling. And im totally not defending these people because i am one of them, no.[/QUOTE] Well, ya, but in my case i never told her I was A guy. I just wanted to get the freaking conversation over with. Plus I wasn't about to get in an argument with a mexican lady I'm not even sure speaks proper english. Case and point- [video=youtube;FK1G1Pho7Ls]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK1G1Pho7Ls[/video]

Remembered another...I used to love Dragonball Z when I was a kid. We used to go up to the library to use the computers there, and having a crush on android 18, I tried "18 . com" and you can guess what popped up. I thought it was funny and even printed the warning page and my older brother freaked out.

I cried when Android 18 died ;_;

At football practice one day I was bored standing around with my friend. We were messing around doing stupid shit. I don't remember what he was talking about but he pretended to lean in and kiss me, expecting me to lean back out of the way and freak out. Instead, I decided to stay perfectly still and not move back. We didn't make full contact, but I think I felt his lip hairs.

My elbow touched a girl's ass No, we didn't fuck if that's what you're going to ask

I went ice skating yesterday and I was about to fall so I had to grab the nearest thing next to me. A lady's boob.

Was she hot?

[QUOTE=cpt.armadillo;38733391]Was she hot?[/QUOTE] No

[QUOTE=Wootman;38732929]I went ice skating yesterday and I was about to fall so I had to grab the nearest thing next to me. A lady's boob.[/QUOTE] Did you... Oh fuck it we know.

[QUOTE=Wootman;38732929]I went ice skating yesterday and I was about to fall so I had to grab the nearest thing next to me. A lady's boob.[/QUOTE] did you milk her?

I remember sitting in class, and I was talking to a couple people about the movie Van Helsing when one of them said "Dracula's wives were pretty hot aye?", (know now that I used to have a tendency to speak much louder than I thought I was speaking), in response I simply said "That's pretty much necrophilia!", not realising how loudly I had said it until I noticed the entire class was staring at me. Things were taken out of context and I spent the rest of the year being called necrophiliac.

Reading all these stories about people getting nicknames from embarrassing situations reminds me of the only nickname I ever got. It went like this: I was at a party, so drunk I couldn't get my socks on after sauna and while fighting with my new nemesis I splurted out "Vittu tää on jätkät universaali päivä! (Fuck dudes, this is an universal day!)" And got a nickname "Universaali" from that. Mostly because that was the first (and only) time ANYONE at my high school saw me drunk, and they thought it was cool because it was super-rare.

I'm 17 and I've never been drunk :hehe:

[QUOTE=Warship;38736783]I'm 17 and I've never been drunk :hehe:[/QUOTE] I was like 2 months from being 18 when I got drunk for the first time. It isn't something I need to do or I start shaking, it's something I do to relieve stress, to let go of my worries and relax with friends. Actually I don't even get "drunk" anymore, just tipsy so I become more social and open.

[QUOTE=Xenophobia;38736910]So? Theres nothing special about that. :rolleyes: Fresh squeezed story coming up. So, just moments ago I was at the supermarket picking up lunch for myself. And when I got to the checkout there was this huuge line. I looked around for another place to pay, and i noticed theese self-checkout-thingamajiggies. I'm not going in to details, but I had a hard time using that darn machine, as it was my first time operating one of those. When I stood there trying to figure things out about 10 persons just zoomed by at the other self checkouts. I even got this "I see you're having a hard time" smile from a old granny. It seems like it wouldn't be that embarassing, but I felt rather silly walking out of that store.[/QUOTE] Massive secret tip here - Press the bag bracket down when you put an item in that's the weight trigger and it'll instantly accept the item. Also when you fill a bag up you can take it off and start a new one, you don't have to fill up behind the already filled one. I usually use the self ones now, since it's far faster and much less embarrassing when my items are just hungry hungry hippos, condoms and a single coathanger. Just in case.

[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;38737410] I usually use the self ones now, since it's far faster and much less embarrassing when my items are just hungry hungry hippos, condoms and a single coathanger. Just in case.[/QUOTE] Sounds like someone is in for an eventful night!

Only nickname I got was poofinger after scratching my bum and sniffing my finger. I don't remember this happening.