Embarrassing Situations Thread V1.0 - Oh, the shame! - General

[QUOTE=Warship;38736783]I'm 17 and I've never been drunk :hehe:[/QUOTE] I'm almost 19, and I've never had alcohol. I've been offered it before, but I've never cared to try it.

I had to stay for tutoring one day at school, and it's about 4 pm. Now, I had been waiting for about 40 minutes cause I thought I was getting a ride from a friend, no. My brother comes riding up in his civic (not riced out) blaring music while he yells my name. "MARK COME HERE MARK! HURRY UP COME ON MARK!"

[QUOTE=Warship;38736783]I'm 17 and I've never been drunk :hehe:[/QUOTE] im 17 and get shitfaced often tis overrated

[QUOTE=Zarjk;38746131]I had to stay for tutoring one day at school, and it's about 4 pm. Now, I had been waiting for about 40 minutes cause I thought I was getting a ride from a friend, no. My brother comes riding up in his civic (not riced out) blaring music while he yells my name. "MARK COME HERE MARK! HURRY UP COME ON MARK!"[/QUOTE] I used to do that shit to my little brother all the time, he knew i was there to pick him up when he heard the loud, obnoxious music. And it wasn't anything reasonable, I always picked the most retarded music I could find for the sole purpose of embarrassing him, and damn did it work...I never called out to him though, the fact that he knew he had to get in that car if he was gonna go home and to see him do it was enough for me

The only nickname I've ever had was camelman. And thats only because of my height. I'm still stumped as to why they didn't choose giraffe man instead

[QUOTE=Ruski v2.0;38746582]im 17 and get shitfaced often tis overrated[/QUOTE] from my experience it's fun to get shitfaced with friends not with strangers tho lol stranger danger

For awhile people called me Lunchbox.

[QUOTE=justin1992;38749066]I used to do that shit to my little brother all the time, he knew i was there to pick him up when he heard the loud, obnoxious music. And it wasn't anything reasonable, I always picked the most retarded music I could find for the sole purpose of embarrassing him, and damn did it work...I never called out to him though, the fact that he knew he had to get in that car if he was gonna go home and to see him do it was enough for me[/QUOTE] i forgot to mention he was wearing a Dracula outfit

You peeps who live in Europe are lucky to have an 18+ drinking age. I'm 20 and it really sucks to have friends turning 21 and knowing I have to wait a year.

[QUOTE=ewitwins;38749851]You peeps who live in Europe are lucky to have an 18+ drinking age. I'm 20 and it really sucks to have friends turning 21 and knowing I have to wait a year.[/QUOTE] Wasn't the 21+ limit only for hard liqour?

I started street hustling to try and support myself and basically now im in a dangerous street gang that carries knives

[QUOTE=Hammerz;38749932]Wasn't the 21+ limit only for hard liqour?[/QUOTE] nope it applies to any alcohol beer/wine/hard liquor etc [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] at least here in murrica

Yeah, it's okay for me to enlist in the Marines but it's not okay to drink a beer.

[QUOTE=trollbuster;38749394]The only nickname I've ever had was camelman. And thats only because of my height. I'm still stumped as to why they didn't choose giraffe man instead[/QUOTE] Camelman rolls off the tongue better.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38745399]I'm almost 19, and I've never had alcohol. I've been offered it before, but I've never cared to try it.[/QUOTE] Trying to be a bossman with alcohol, girls etc practically entirely ruined my education Being 15 and chugging absinthe was stupid, now I am 20 I regret that 3 year period so so much. Anyway Embarrassing situation last night, smashed right into the side of a car I didnt see. Had been up 26 hours and was on my way to an 11 hour shift (night work) Gonna cost me thousandssss

Im such a hypocrite i dont wanna go to jail... And get butt handled.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38745399]I'm almost 19, and I've never had alcohol. I've been offered it before, but I've never cared to try it.[/QUOTE] You don't have to get drunk to drink alcohol. I don't get drunk very often (maybe once or twice per month), but I enjoy, and pretty much always have enjoyed, the taste of wine and beer. I'd really recommend you try drinking wine while having a meat based meal, it really compliments it. Other than that, it can be fun being drunk with your friends, just refrain from doing stupid shit.

Im drinking right now.

[QUOTE=TheHypnotoad;38737410]Massive secret tip here - Press the bag bracket down when you put an item in that's the weight trigger and it'll instantly accept the item. [/QUOTE] Fucking this. I went to go buy apples or some fruit and went to self-checkout. Scanned my bag of chips fine and then when it asked to scan the apples I was searching for the barcode on the apple :v:. Then the lady after me told me to just place it down.

[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;38750800]You don't have to get drunk to drink alcohol. I don't get drunk very often (maybe once or twice per month), but I enjoy, and pretty much always have enjoyed, the taste of wine and beer. I'd really recommend you try drinking wine while having a meat based meal, it really compliments it. Other than that, it can be fun being drunk with your friends, just refrain from doing stupid shit.[/QUOTE] I don't drink mostly out of a promise I made myself a few years ago. I mean, alcohol, from what I've heard, is an acquired taste. As a kid, my parents didn't even allow me to drink soda. The result? I hate the taste of it, and I almost never drink it.

On the free bus on the way to college, this girl who I've got a little bit of a crush on was standing infront of me- I was on a seat. Her arse touched my knee and I'm a huuuge arseman. Boner was still raging for ten minutes after I got off the bus, too. Good thing I covered it with my bag.

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;38751888]I don't drink mostly out of a promise I made myself a few years ago. I mean, alcohol, from what I've heard, is an acquired taste. As a kid, my parents didn't even allow me to drink soda. The result? I hate the taste of it, and I almost never drink it.[/QUOTE] Wish I had as interesting of a reason. I'm almost 21 and have never consumed alcohol just because I find the idea of any of my ideas or thoughts or things that happen not being completely within my control completely ridiculous.

[QUOTE=venn178;38752080]Wish I had as interesting of a reason. I'm almost 21 and have never consumed alcohol just because I find the idea of any of my ideas or thoughts or things that happen not being completely within my control completely ridiculous.[/QUOTE] Which is why you don't get shitfaced. Alcohol in moderation is perfectly fine and fun.

my nickname is Blow Job Lips

[QUOTE=Zakkin;38751919]On the free bus on the way to college, this girl who I've got a little bit of a crush on was standing infront of me- I was on a seat. Her arse touched my knee and I'm a huuuge arseman. Boner was still raging for ten minutes after I got off the bus, too. Good thing I covered it with my bag.[/QUOTE] Should have offered her a seat ;)

a seat on your cock [editline]8th December 2012[/editline] :v:

I think that was already implied.

[QUOTE=Lukeo;38752339]Which is why you don't get shitfaced. Alcohol in moderation is perfectly fine and fun.[/QUOTE] I can safely say this is accurate. Last night I got completely smashed and flirted with a friend that I probably shouldn't have. I have resigned to either drink less or not use my phone while hammered.

I got piss drunk at my dad's wedding a couple of weeks ago. I was dancing with all the bitches. And by dance I mean I was just wiggling my arms and moving off-beat for about 3 hours.

[QUOTE=haloguy234;38754276]I got piss drunk at my dad's wedding a couple of weeks ago. I was dancing with all the bitches. And by dance I mean I was just wiggling my arms and moving off-beat for about 3 hours.[/QUOTE] Thanks for creating an awkward moment for me. I was in a skype call while reading that and it was complete silence until I burst out in a rarely-occurring high pitched laugh.