[QUOTE=Archy;27068325][media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vgx9OswLntfuqGqUb[/media]
i hit my funnybone on an a&w can so i hope you appreciate it[/QUOTE]
Nicholas Cage... from the PAST??!?!?!
Good lord, anyone with a hint of something good and everyone has to shit all over it while begging for proof.
Just this constant: [I]You have something good? Bullshit. You're ugly and young until you prove otherwise; even though I'll just use your proof to insult you further while hiding behind my own veil of anonymity.[/I]
Where did anyone hop on his ego-balloon? People just offer advice and move on. For all I care, he's a prepubescent thirteen year old. Doesn't mean I can't try to impart what little wisdom I have. If someone has it better than you, even unrealistically so (ha, Facepunchers and girls), just deal with it. The really bitter irony is that if they were trolling, you're only falling for it by whining about proof of their lifestyle. Whereas if they genuinely want advice, you just look like a douche or a neckbeard. Seriously, what happened to Facepunch? Was it the removal of the smartness system or something? We were always cynics or realists, but we use to be helpful and refined instead of 4chan dribble.
[B]tl;dr[/B]: I mad. People asking for proof are jelly and need to deal with it. Also, goodnight.
Enjoy the attention?
And / or tell them directly "fuck off."
[QUOTE=Doom14;27068993]Good lord, anyone with a hint of something good and everyone has to shit all over it while begging for proof.
Just this constant: [I]You have something good? Bullshit. You're ugly and young until you prove otherwise; even though I'll just use your proof to insult you further while hiding behind my own veil of anonymity.[/I]
Where did anyone hop on his ego-balloon? People just offer advice and move on. For all I care, he's a prepubescent thirteen year old. Doesn't mean I can't try to impart what little wisdom I have. If someone has it better than you, even unrealistically so (ha, Facepunchers and girls), just deal with it. The really bitter irony is that if they were trolling, you're only falling for it by whining about proof of their lifestyle. Whereas if they genuinely want advice, you just look like a douche or a neckbeard. Seriously, what happened to Facepunch? Was it the removal of the smartness system or something? We were always cynics or realists, but we use to be helpful and refined instead of 4chan dribble.
[B]tl;dr[/B]: I mad. People asking for proof are jelly and need to deal with it. Also, goodnight.[/QUOTE]
l2relax
I've scanned this thread and really I can't find a problem in here
[EDITLINE]3:23 AM[/EDITLINE]
WAIT I FOUND IT
[B]YOU'RE LYING.[/B]
[QUOTE=Doom14;27068993] Seriously, what happened to Facepunch? Was it the removal of the smartness system or something? We were always cynics or realists, but we use to be helpful and refined instead of 4chan dribble.[/QUOTE]
lol
I have no problem with women.
Aw gee op, you have our deepest sympathies. I can't imagine anyone having worse luck than you.
Post pictures!
You should consider yourself lucky, but stick to your girlfriend.
Maybe you would like to trade with slayer20?
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1043477-It-s-not-so-much-we-re-in-the-same-boat-but-rather-in-an-ocean-seperated-from-each-other[/url]
I didnt know voices can make girls go batshit insane for you
(and for all you saying his voice is terrible,its probaly the mic's fault)
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27069562]I didnt know voices can make girls go batshit insane for you
(and for all you saying his voice is terrible,its probaly the mic's fault)[/QUOTE]
Go into any asian country with an american accent and the girls will go for you.
OP Theme song:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM[/media]
Take off your shirt, they will never talk to you again.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27070684]Go into any asian country with an american accent and the girls will go for you.[/QUOTE]
1.I am already in an asian country
2.Its not working
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;27070684]Go into any asian country with an american accent and the girls will go for you.[/QUOTE]
Or into America with a British accent
If OP was serious about his problem, he would of probably of posted this in Love Advice.
I smell a troll.
British accent doesnt work too
What's your secret?
Fuck 'em.
[QUOTE=Matrix374;27070823]1.I am already in an asian country
2.Its not working[/QUOTE]
Maybe you just have bad luck.
Shits tough man, girls all over you, must suck.
:saddowns:
octosome
[editline]30th December 2010[/editline]
But really, stay with your girl.
general demand for proof so we can make fun of you
show us your face
WE MUST LOOK AT YOUR FACE
Someone didn't think this through
We won't believe you without a pic
Isn't that like rule 2 of the internet or something
I need to gaze on your face OP
I WISH I had the same "problem"
Just ignore them, don't become a cool asshole, just ignore. You'll get used to it.
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