• The story of how I am dating a suicidal bitch
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[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284639]Fuck my life, she just texted me saying she was pregnant. I never got to fucking second base.[/QUOTE] dump dat ass like a man also in reality she's probably just testing you which isn't a good fucking thing because it means she doesn't trust you
[QUOTE=TAU!;25284730]Maybe you shouldn't be a fucking dick, man up and defend her. Put on some muscle, push them back and make sure they stay back, but don't forget that you should treat her with respect and not end up laying your hands on her because she's a "suicidal bitch." Maybe she was attracted to you because you didn't seem like a muscle head, and since she seems to be the [i]only[/i] girl willing to date you, you should take in the moment and make the best of it.[/QUOTE] I need to listen to tau, holy shit he was the one who drew the Mass Effect MSPAINT Pictures, No? [editline]12:38AM[/editline] She's a typical emo kid. Example: [img]http://www.emobucket.com/albums/userpics/49974/normal_2.jpg[/img] Also, of course that is not her, just searched up emo and found that.
I don't think Mass Effect MSPaint pictures makes someone Dr. Phil. But he's right, you need to be more pro-active if you still love her. Be a man, man.
[QUOTE=MAspiderface;25284469][img]http://i51.tinypic.com/dxe4b6.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] I think you could've saved this for a better thread..
Agreed, Spandex.
Example pictures are not going to cut it. We need facebook profile picture [b]now[/b]
[QUOTE=CabooseRvB;25284825]Example pictures are not going to cut it. We need facebook profile picture [b]now[/b][/QUOTE] Fuck no, you guys will message her going "LOLOLOL, UR BOYFRIEND POSTED A THREAD SAYING UR SUICIDAL! LOLOLOL"
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284386]So, FP, my girlfriend is 14, she has major self-esteem issues, everyone calls her fat, ugly, and a fucking tramp. So, the other day at school, we were going to get lunch, some guy gropes her, throw her to the ground, and I try to punch him, I get a shot on his face, his nose bleeds, he punches me a few feet away from where I was standing, I got a black eye, not to mention my girlfriend now knows I'm a weak-ass little bitchy cunt. Now, my girlfriend is becoming suicidal, she tried to get hit by a car, tried to slit her own throat, and then try to jump off a fucking roof, so now, I'm 15, dating a suicidal girl, I'm a wimp, and I cant get a mentally-stable girlfriend, so FP. Isn't my life just in-fucking-Credible?[/QUOTE] Relationships at 15 don't really mean shit unless the two are really close in interests and personality. Besides that's not even at the age of consent in most countries. I guess that won't stop you though. You need to man up. Start exercising more and lifting weights, be able to protect your gal. What am I typing? I don't know.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284639]Fuck my life, she just texted me saying she was pregnant. I never got to fucking second base.[/QUOTE] Dump her, inform her parents of suicidal thoughts and supposed pregnancy
[quote]Fuck no, you guys will message her going "LOLOLOL, UR BOYFRIEND POSTED A THREAD SAYING UR SUICIDAL! LOLOLOL"[/quote] Yea we'd have her break up with you because you're too much of a bitch to do it yourself. Really, I don't understand people sometimes. You're in a negative relationship, you know you are, but you don't do shit about it. The fuck?
Just dumped her, she called yelled at me and was like "YOUR SUCH AN ASS BROOKLYN! GO SUCK A DICK YOU COCKSUCKER! I'M PREGNANT AND YOU WONT EVEN SUPPORT ME! I HATE YOUR GUTS, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!" all while she was crying. [editline]12:46AM[/editline] I feel like a major jackass right now.
Snip You gotta do what you gotta do, Gorillaz.
Nope, but I'm going to email her parents.
Good start. Not manly, but good start.
AHAHAHA, HER MOM JUST MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK GOING "Hey, you know I'm calling the cops on you for knocking up my daughter, right you little inbred hick?" she's telling her parents huge fucking lies.
Oh lawdy, how in the nine hells did this happen?
[QUOTE=Oddshot;25284979]Oh lawdy, how in the nine hells did this happen?[/QUOTE] She's an emotional bitch who believes everything her daughter says, what do you expect?
And you didn't notice anything like this before this incident? Seriously?
[QUOTE=Oddshot;25284998]And you didn't notice anything like this before this incident? Seriously?[/QUOTE] What? ._.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284901]Just dumped her, she called yelled at me and was like "YOUR SUCH AN ASS BROOKLYN! GO SUCK A DICK YOU COCKSUCKER! I'M PREGNANT AND YOU WONT EVEN SUPPORT ME! I HATE YOUR GUTS, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!" all while she was crying. [editline]12:46AM[/editline] I feel like a major jackass right now.[/QUOTE] :golfclap: Good job buddy. No need to feel bad, its isn't your kid, she cheated on you. You did what you needed to. We're all proud of you.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284750]I need to listen to tau, holy shit he was the one who drew the Mass Effect MSPAINT Pictures, No? [editline]12:38AM[/editline] She's a typical emo kid. Example: [img]http://www.emobucket.com/albums/userpics/49974/normal_2.jpg[/img] Also, of course that is not her, just searched up emo and found that.[/QUOTE] I had a girlfriend like that man, they mess up your life. Get out fast, don't talk to her, just carry on with your life.
Your 15, get back to school. Worry about bitches later.
Late: Oh you dumped her, good for you.
Dumping her = Bring out the sob story. Brining out the sob story = Sympathy Sympathy = Maybe getting a new girlfriend. So something good [b]might[/b] come out of it.
Well, surely you noticed she was a bitch before hand. Must have been some kind of clue. And yeah, she cheated on you, you shouldn't feel bad.
yeah girls like these arn't worth the trouble. I've been there hell and back. My ex happened to be an emo and I managed to make her pull herself together, but she took me for granted and dumped me, and I was really heartbroken. We haven't spoke ever since. Just forget bout her and move on. You'll find someone better than her for sure.
Guys, do you think I should try to go on a date with my best friend whom I've known since Pre-K?
uh asking someone out on a date right after all this shit? lol
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285099]Guys, do you think I should try to go on a date with my best friend whom I've known since Pre-K?[/QUOTE] You are 15 kid...What is the big deal with all this dating crap you got going through your head? Be single for a while, date when your graduated at least. You do not want no high school chick. Nothing but drama is what they are all about. As for your Best Friend since pre-k..don't you think if she liked you she would have asked you by now? Or at least hinted at it.
[quote="Gorillaz"]Guys, do you think I should try to go on a date with my best friend whom I've known since Pre-K? [/quote] Smooth one.
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