[QUOTE=Jurikuer;25285161]You are 15 kid...What is the big deal with all this dating crap you got going through your head? Be single for a while, date when your graduated at least. You do not want no high school chick. Nothing but drama is what they are all about.
As for your Best Friend since pre-k..don't you think if she liked you she would have asked you by now? Or at least hinted at it.[/QUOTE]
She's hinted 50+ times in the last 1-2 years, but I've been dating someone else.
Good to see you're keeping count...
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285173]She's hinted 50+ times in the last 1-2 years, but I've been dating someone else.[/QUOTE]
That's besides the point. You have 60+ years ahead of you. A good 20 to find a suitable partner. There is no rush.
[QUOTE=Oddshot;25285183]Good to see you're keeping count...[/QUOTE]
Fuck yeah I am, she has 36C man, gotta keep count.
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Dont ask me how I know her cup-size
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Its a guess
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285173]She's hinted 50+ times in the last 1-2 years, but I've been dating someone else.[/QUOTE]
I don't think she'll take the idea lightly that you're asking her out on a date RIGHT after you just broke up with your emo girlfriend that you've been dating for a year now.
Wait a month.. a couple of weeks at least! Dating's complicated stuff and you don't want to pull yourself back into it so suddenly.
I totally dont sneak into her house and steal her bra's or anything.
Even smoother.
I'm starting to lose sympathy here.
I seriously dont though.
But my sister taught me to identify cup-sizes.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285189]Fuck yeah I am, she has 36C man, gotta keep count.
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Dont ask me how I know her cup-size
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Its a guess[/QUOTE]
36C is average size. Breasts aren't everything either. My girlfriend is A cup, but at least she doesn't treat herself with little to no respect like most other girls with large breasts.
That did not help.
Seriously, you need to enjoy your "bachelorhood" while you can. Wait until you're older, and you can deal with this garbage better.
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;25285216]36C is average size. Breasts aren't everything either. My girlfriend is A cup, but at least she doesn't treat herself with little to no respect like most other girls with large breasts.[/QUOTE]
Her breasts arent fucking larger then a watermelon, thats why I care.
Fuck, made a mistake D:
[QUOTE=slinkman;25284899]
Really, I don't understand people sometimes. You're in a negative relationship, you know you are, but you don't do shit about it. The fuck?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes that's hard to do because of emotions and sympathy and shit.
:smith:
I'm not trying to judge you, I'm only trying to point out things you might be over looking. 15 is a young age after all, at least it seems like it now that I'm 21. Only trying to help you make the right choice.
I'm an even bigger ass, I'm about to send her parents all the naughty pictures she's sent me.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285228]Her breasts are fucking larger then a watermelon, thats why I care.[/QUOTE]
Then you shouldn't do it at all. Your friendship will be ruined and all those years wasted.
[QUOTE=Oddshot;25285226]
Seriously, you need to enjoy your "bachelorhood" while you can. Wait until you're older, and you can deal with this garbage better.[/QUOTE]
This, basically.
If you care purely because of breast size, you're in trouble from the start.
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;25285240]Then you shouldn't do it at all. Your friendship will be ruined and all those years wasted.[/QUOTE]
I meant arent.
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No, I care if they are fucking bigger then my head.
op is either being a super troll
or super retarded
i honestly cant differentiate between the both anymore
I feel proud, I just sent her parents all of the nudes she sent me :v:
Me = huge jackass.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285281]I feel proud, I just sent her parents all of the nudes she sent me :v:
Me = huge jackass.[/QUOTE]
You = Childish.
This is why a 15 year old shouldn't worry about girls. Don't know how to handle them, don't know how to leave them.
Aren't super trolls and super retards the same thing?
And I'm beginning to suspect the latter at this rate.
trolls are posers
retards are the real thing
Me = Retard
:v:
I don't know, I'd think trolling would be like the dark side of the force, it'd eventually corrupt you completely.
Im gonna post a long response. Dont read it.
Dear Op.
When i was younger. I was an emo bitch.
[IMG]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8937/37321131988219666112189.jpg[/IMG]
Thats me 4-5 years ago. During this phase (And it is a phase, you'll be happy about it later) i was many things, a little bitch being one of them. I compulsively lied, listened to shit bands, and dated emo girls. Emo girls are not something to fuck with. Although they are posers and their issues often stem from daddy issues/guy issues (They will ALWAYS say they have been raped which sucks for the girls who really have and actually need help) or just seeking attention or not knowing how to fit in, you cant do anything for them. Drop her like a playgirl subscription. These girls need to know that what they are doing is goddamn dumb and they can get through life without these extreme acts of rebellion. Oh and I'm handsome as hell now for all those wondering.
[IMG]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7165/kevingang.jpg[/IMG]
But you're handsome too. i don't know who you are but i KNOW you get ladies/men.
blogpunch
How does someone try to slit their throat and fail? Or jump off a roof and fail?
Also, I'd hardly call you a pussy for giving someone a bloody nose the moment they shove your girlfriend around. Getting a black eye is just something that happens in fights.
[QUOTE=Dr Nick;25285360]
Also, I'd hardly call you a pussy for giving someone a bloody nose the moment they shove your girlfriend around.[/QUOTE]
This. Even if you get your ass knocked out, its the fact you hit the guy square in the nose.
[QUOTE=kenji;25285359]blogpunch[/QUOTE]
Lengthy response.
Well, he's already sent pictures.
Now I'm not posting because I'm sympathetic, I'm just posting because I'm interested in how this turns out.
The breast size bit lost me, Gorillaz.
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