[QUOTE=Oddshot;25285438]Well, he's already sent pictures.
Now I'm not posting because I'm sympathetic, I'm just posting because I'm interested in how this turns out.
The breast size bit lost me, Gorillaz.[/QUOTE]
He's lieing anyway
Still, would like to see what he posts either way.
Good times.
[QUOTE=Oddshot;25285504]Still, would like to see what he posts either way.
Good times.[/QUOTE]
True. I mean at least it's a fun story.
Funny in a strange sense.
Also, why am I wasting so much time here when I could be gaming?
[QUOTE=Oddshot;25285533]Funny in a strange sense.
Also, why am I wasting so much time here when I could be gaming?[/QUOTE]
i don't know. It's TF2 time.
If only I had TF2 on my new comp.
Anyways, will be off to see if I can Pixel Warz.
Sort this out Gorillaz.
She's underage and you distributed naughty pictures to her already crazily protective parents who have apparently already contacted the police about you? Oh dear...
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284841]Fuck no, you guys will message her going "LOLOLOL, UR BOYFRIEND POSTED A THREAD SAYING UR SUICIDAL! LOLOLOL"[/QUOTE]
Download picture to computer
Reupload onto a site like tinypic
post here
done
Help her accomplish her goals.
[QUOTE=AntoniD;25284454]Get her some mental help. Talk to your counselor at school about it[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285281]I feel proud, I just sent her parents all of the nudes she sent me :v:
Me = huge jackass.[/QUOTE]
You = Going to jail.
That's CP brah, you're a dumbfuck, and this never seemed real from the start.
You are a selfish little cunt. Your girlfriend obviously has problems, and all you care about is how you look and how your life suck? Fuck off.
[QUOTE=slinkman;25284708]and here you have grounds to dump her stupid ass.[/QUOTE]
get her pregnant, say it isn't yours, ignore her forever. now that's being a man.
[QUOTE=chaz13;25294264]She's underage and you distributed naughty pictures to her already crazily protective parents who have apparently already contacted the police about you? Oh dear...[/QUOTE]
Wait....that's not.....is it?
AAAAWWWWW YEAH THIS GONNA BE GOOD!!!
post nudes on facepunch
[QUOTE=moffe;25294964]post nudes on facepunch[/QUOTE]
Asking for CP? This isn't gonna end well, is it?
Damn, this thread is going places.
Hi there, Wallid.
aw lawd this thread is the best i have read in long time.
[QUOTE=JamesBaum7747;25285337]Im gonna post a long response. Dont read it.
Dear Op.
When i was younger. I was an emo bitch.
[IMG]http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8937/37321131988219666112189.jpg[/IMG]
Thats me 4-5 years ago. During this phase (And it is a phase, you'll be happy about it later) i was many things, a little bitch being one of them. I compulsively lied, listened to shit bands, and dated emo girls. Emo girls are not something to fuck with. Although they are posers and their issues often stem from daddy issues/guy issues (They will ALWAYS say they have been raped which sucks for the girls who really have and actually need help) or just seeking attention or not knowing how to fit in, you cant do anything for them. Drop her like a playgirl subscription. These girls need to know that what they are doing is goddamn dumb and they can get through life without these extreme acts of rebellion. Oh and I'm handsome as hell now for all those wondering.
[IMG]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7165/kevingang.jpg[/IMG]
But you're handsome too. i don't know who you are but i KNOW you get ladies/men.[/QUOTE]
I think you looked better as an emo bitch
[QUOTE=Robot Jesus;25295113]Hi there, Wallid.[/QUOTE]
Not likely. I actually know Wallid, this can't be him.
Good guess.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284750]I need to listen to tau, holy shit he was the one who drew the Mass Effect MSPAINT Pictures, No?
[editline]12:38AM[/editline]
She's a typical emo kid.
Example: [img_thumb]http://www.emobucket.com/albums/userpics/49974/normal_2.jpg[/img_thumb]
Also, of course that is not her, just searched up emo and found that.[/QUOTE]
No way in hell is that an emo person. Her expression is nowhere near that of an emo person. She looks more like some stupid bitch that thinks being emo is cool.
Anyway, ask her why she is so suicidal. Maybe she'll tell you about something you can deal with. If she's suicidal because she was attacked, try finding self-defense classes for her.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Rate me bad reading for not realising there were two more pages.
Slap her.
i want updates from op
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;25295239]i want updates from op[/QUOTE]
+1
Break up with her, it's so much fucking easier trust me.
[QUOTE=slinkman;25284465]1. Break up with her.
2. Become a man.
3. Date someone who is mentally stable.
4. Problem solved.
I love simple step solutions.[/QUOTE]
Quoteth for truth. Related:
[I]Among the maxims on Lord Naoshige's wall, there was this one: "Matters of great concern should be treated lightly." Master Ittei commented, "Matters of small concern should be treated seriously."[/I]
[QUOTE=Murkat;25295213]No way in hell is that an emo person.[/QUOTE]
It's apparently called "Scene"
[img_thumb]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KZ5qdgu3avM/Sm9MsiCEtjI/AAAAAAAABj4/y91qcAONnVQ/s400/Exciting+Scene+Kid+Girl+5.jpg[/img_thumb]
Which so happens to resemble emo. Same thing really.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;25294712]You are a selfish little cunt. Your girlfriend obviously has problems, and all you care about is how you look and how your life suck? Fuck off.[/QUOTE]
She fucked another guy and blamed it on him (He hadn't fucked her)
[QUOTE=Triumph Forks;25284547]she does those things because she knows someone will stop her
she says bad things about herself so people will do their best to assure her otherwise, ie showering her with compliments and praise
she's like pretty much every 14 year old girl.
[editline]02:25AM[/editline]
also, don't worry about dumping her. if she's as ugly and fat as she says she is, then a wimp is probably the best she can get, especially considering the whiny bullshit[/QUOTE]
Wait a tick.
She sounds like an attention whore!! OP ye know what ye must do.
[QUOTE=bravehat;25295425]Wait a tick.
She sounds like an attention whore!! OP ye know what ye must do.[/QUOTE]
Give her loads of attention from conspicuous internet sources until her dad rages and threatens to call the Police?
Sounds familiar.
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