• The story of how I am dating a suicidal bitch
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Dude she is pregnant why the hell did you break up with her?
[QUOTE=Andaeeee;25295305]Break up with her, it's so much fucking easier trust me.[/QUOTE] don't do what this guy says, that's the easy way out.
[i]A boy enters a large tent, illuminated by a fire. He sits, weary from his travel, in front of the fire. Three lonely figures, draped in cloth and hooded, watch his every move. He prepares himself. "Spirits..." He begins. "I come in search of advice." "What advice might that be?" One of the spirits asks, in a growling, intimidating manner. "My maiden is...challenged. She is upset, I feel she doesnt like herself. She wishes to depart from this realm by her own hand... ...What should I do?" The boy asks. The spirits look at each other, whispering in a long forgotten language. Finally, they looked back to the boy. "You must...leave your maiden." "You must become a lone wolf. But lone wolves dont live for long if they cant be strong. Find yourself in the wilderness." The voices fell silent. The boy would have said more, but he felt that the words carried more meaning than first thought. He stood, thanked the spirits, and left the tent, striving to become the lone wolf they said he could become..."[/i] TL;DR: Dump her.
tried to slit her own throat? Isn't that like trying to tickle yourself? Surely primal self preservation would stop the cut from getting too deep?
[QUOTE=one free man;25295774]tried to slit her own throat? Isn't that like trying to tickle yourself? Surely primal self preservation would stop the cut from getting too deep?[/QUOTE] It does kick in, that's why it never works.
^ nevermind [QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284386]tried to slit her own throat[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Wootman;25295637]Dude she is pregnant why the hell did you break up with her?[/QUOTE] Because it wasn't him that made her pregnant :downs:
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At the beginning of the thread I thought OP was a jackass. As it went on, I realized that the girl was the jackass here. However, I read on. Now I think both are jackasses.
Been there, done that. Take my advice: get the fuck away from her. She'll pull you down to her level and make you miserable. It's true, that misery likes company. Run like hell and don't look back. Find someone emotionally stable, preferably in a year or three.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284386]she tried to get hit by a car, tried to slit her own throat, and then try to jump off a fucking roof[/QUOTE] Okay if she's really tried all that and "failed" every time, clearly it means she's putting it on for attention. When I was your age (implying 16 is wayyyyy older than 14-15) I knew lotsa people that depressed everybody around them because they put on this suicidal personality for attention. When you feel ready, tell a counselor about it and arrange a harmless way to break up. Clearly this miserable attention-craving needs some help to fulfill her uh... Crave for attention, and a boyfriend who's being affected by the situation in such a way won't help either you or her. Look, you're too young to be getting into relationships (in my opinion) like this. Just quit mindlessly looking for dates you actually don't *love* (Really, it's so easy to tell that these people that are constantly with somebody new don't actually have much of a thing at all for the people they're with. It's more of a social status thing) and focus on your LIFE.
I would of tried to help her all I could of, but if you had to break up with her, I can understand.
ok, let me get this straight. a complete stranger walked up, groped her, threw her to the ground, and no one saw this but you and no one reported this to the school authorities? :frog:
Reading your stupid thread made me angry. can't you book MMO lessons or Boxing Lessons in the amount of time it took you to make a thread? If anyone pushed my bird around they'd be in hospital. This video actually helped me knockout a guy that was a 3 year trained boxer. The guy ain't shittin' this works! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZytwlTFPY[/media]
One night stands are where its at :razz:
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285281]I feel proud, I just sent her parents all of the nudes she sent me :v: Me = huge jackass.[/QUOTE] Ok, now you're just taking it a bit too far. Technically that's child pornography since she is only 14. Just back away from her and her family. That would be the best decision, in my opinion.
[QUOTE=Dragon Master;25297137]Reading your stupid thread made me angry. can't you book MMO lessons or Boxing Lessons in the amount of time it took you to make a thread? If anyone pushed my bird around they'd be in hospital. This video actually helped me knockout a guy that was a 3 year trained boxer. The guy ain't shittin' this works! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lZytwlTFPY[/media][/QUOTE] bird :smug:
[QUOTE=Andokool12;25296938]Okay if she's really tried all that and "failed" every time, clearly it means she's putting it on for attention.[/QUOTE] Actually he didn't say whether she was hit by a car and it failed to kill her or whether she failed to get hit by a car. My friend Lee lives in a village about a mile away from me and he must get hit by a car every three months. Mainly cuz he is a retard and just sprints across the road. but luckily the cars have only bee small that have hit him in the passed plus only going about 20 miles an hour.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25285281]I feel proud, I just sent her parents all of the nudes she sent me :v: Me = huge jackass.[/QUOTE] Congrats on getting charged with child porn you idiot
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284841]Fuck no, you guys will message her going "LOLOLOL, UR BOYFRIEND POSTED A THREAD SAYING UR SUICIDAL! LOLOLOL"[/QUOTE] What else did you actually expect after coming to Facepunch?
Ahhh. A good read this thread is.
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284901]Just dumped her, she called yelled at me and was like "YOUR SUCH AN ASS BROOKLYN! GO SUCK A DICK YOU COCKSUCKER! I'M PREGNANT AND YOU WONT EVEN SUPPORT ME! I HATE YOUR GUTS, NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN!" all while she was crying. [editline]12:46AM[/editline] I feel like a major jackass right now.[/QUOTE] [i]The boy smiled. His maiden, a wreck, laid in the dirt, her tears falling into the dirt and muck. He was a MAN now.[/i]
From the way you went "my life sucks huh" and not "she is obviously very traumatised please give advice" it seems you don't really care about her.
[QUOTE=ACupXOfXNoodles;25297325]Ahhh. A good read this thread is.[/QUOTE] Yea, i just want him to post proof of things like the parents message on facebook. otherwise i think we may have just gotten... maximumtrolling.jpg
[QUOTE=MegaJohnny;25297382]From the way you went "my life sucks huh" and not "she is obviously very traumatised please give advice" it seems you don't really care about her.[/QUOTE] He is probably a Homo, and Facpunching a plan to get out of saying so. If his contact details were provided, I would happily send him yesterday's breakfast....If you catch my drift. :smugdog:
Ain't secondary school great? /sarcasm
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284595]She's actually not ugly, nor is she fat. [editline]12:28AM[/editline] Nope, been dating her since she was 12-13, she used to be a happy, down to earth person, now she's a typical emo kid.[/QUOTE] I'd be suicidal too if I dated a faggot like you who fishes for sympathy on an internet forum , you didn't even ask for advice you just complained. [editline]04:42PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284955]AHAHAHA, HER MOM JUST MESSAGED ME ON FACEBOOK GOING "Hey, you know I'm calling the cops on you for knocking up my daughter, right you little inbred hick?" she's telling her parents huge fucking lies.[/QUOTE] Tell her you'll be ready for a DNA test any time, why the hell would you even be dating her if she got pregnant off somebody else?
[QUOTE=Gorillaz;25284386]he punches me a few feet away from where I was standing, I got a black eye, not to mention my girlfriend now knows I'm a weak-ass little bitchy cunt. [/QUOTE] At least you didn't end up like Teddy Roosevelt.
love her, care for her, protect her, go to the gym and put on some muscles Do the right thing
It's funny because today I got called a scrawny ass emo girl. I'm a boy. :smith:
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