• My friends non-fatally shot a man several dozen times, and everybody had a big laugh.
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OP you should go to open mic night at a comedy club and use that story.
oh god, best read of the month.
What an awesome story. Best read in quite some time. :v:
Made my Day.
How are your threads this good every time wtf why does awesome shit happen in your life
You sure make brilliant threads :allears:
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;26099002]Border patrol has gotten quite militant.[/QUOTE] Are you the new Chris0123 or [editline]16th November 2010[/editline] do you also throw hamsters around for fun
[QUOTE=dookster;26098892]Que?[/QUOTE] Usted no hables Espanol. Yo no comprar. [editline]16th November 2010[/editline] Also, the guy who said he lost faith in America because of this is a fucking retard. OMG ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS GETTING STOPPED? SO TURRIBLE REVOLT MARCH ANGERH FAEC.
Hah. This is great. Wish I could have seen something like that. [editline]16th November 2010[/editline] Actually, knowing my family's history, that guy you shot could very well be related to me. :v:
Awesome story. Thanks for sharing.. definitely will tell my shop (USAF maintenance) later.
You did the right thing.
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ahahahaha that is so great
I love your threads, Big Dumb American, you're awesome.
cool read, are you sure the guns they use are high powered paintball guns or just low-powered ballistic chalk bullets-like actually using explosive charges etc i'd imagine the sound of a very real gun report would scare that immigrant real bad, the bark being worse than the bite
Why would you try and sneak through a military base to get into the US?
[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;26098764]Porque? :v:[/QUOTE] Because?
Border patrol done the proper way
fuck man I was just bringing some taco bell for your friends
Remind me never to play paintball with you BDA.
Welcome to America, bitch.
Haha that was an awesome story
Hahahah, that made my day. Anyways, I was wondering what was your specialization BDA.
BDA, saving General Discussion one thread at a time :v: [editline]16th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=PaChIrA;26102031]Hahahah, that made my day. Anyways, I was wondering what was your specialization BDA.[/QUOTE] If I recall correctly he was going to be a UAV pilot
[QUOTE=wewt!;26102061]BDA, saving General Discussion one thread at a time :v: [editline]16th November 2010[/editline] If I recall correctly he was going to be a UAV pilot[/QUOTE] Oh, that's pretty neat. I thought that UAV's were controlled by members of the Air Force (guessing that BDA is in the Army/Marines)
Wow, the MOS-Ts sound like fucking assholes.
Haha, awesome. Another great post by Big Dumb American. Always looking forward to your posts man.
[QUOTE=Robber;26102245]Wow, the MOS-Ts sound like fucking assholes.[/QUOTE] It's all just fun and games.
They're definitely paintball guns, I got to train with them for MOUT during warrior tasks and drills. And yeah, I was slated to be a UAV operator. The air force guys get all the credit for UAVs, but our ERMP is based off the same platform as the Air Force's Predator. Even the Marines have UAVs. Those are the hot thing right now, you know? And almost all of that training is done right here in good ole' Arizona. This guy not only tried to sneak through a military base, he tried to sneak through the home of unmanned aerial surveillance. Our guys actually see people trying to cross the border pretty regularly, but we're not allowed to interfere. If we catch somebody with our birds, we have to report him to Border Patrol and look the other way, because the military isn't supposed to get involved with law enforcement. The only reason everything was cool with the OP was because he literally stumbled directly into the middle of a training exercise.
fucking hell I can't imagine the PAIN of those paintball guns.
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