My friends non-fatally shot a man several dozen times, and everybody had a big laugh.
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I want BDA's babies. His stories are the best :allears:
Oh, and I hope to be one of those credit stealing bastards in the Air Force one of these days. How technical is the training for Recon work? I'm definitely joining the Air Force, but I'm not sure if I'll need extra training.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26102361]They're definitely paintball guns, I got to train with them for MOUT during warrior tasks and drills.
And yeah, I was slated to be a UAV operator. The air force guys get all the credit for UAVs, but our ERMP is based off the same platform as the Air Force's Predator. Even the Marines have UAVs. Those are the hot thing right now, you know?
And almost all of that training is done right here in good ole' Arizona. This guy not only tried to sneak through a military base, he tried to sneak through the home of unmanned aerial surveillance.
Our guys actually see people trying to cross the border pretty regularly, but we're not allowed to interfere. If we catch somebody with our birds, we have to report him to Border Patrol and look the other way, because the military isn't supposed to get involved with law enforcement. The only reason everything was cool with the OP was because he literally stumbled directly into the middle of a training exercise.[/QUOTE]
Ah, I wonder if he realized he was heading to the military base (not sure how the base looks so don't yell at me if it would be obvious D:) Also, what do you do usually each day while you are at that base? I am curious as to how it goes since I might join the military.
Imagine how quickly he filled his underwear
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;26102684]Imagine how quickly he filled his underwear[/QUOTE]
With paint?
This is totally awesome
Border patrols should have these guns, along with their real ones.
I still don't understand why they wont deploy national guard on the border.
in large quantities
Jesus Christ this is hilarious. I can imagine this dude shitting himself as he sees 20 soldiers pop out and open fire on him.
[QUOTE=W0w00t;26105640]I still don't understand why they wont deploy national guard on the border.
in large quantities[/QUOTE]
Because it would be a massive logistics nightmare. Not to mention the large amount of democrats who don't give a damn about stopping the undocumented Mexicans. They want to give them amnesty, give them greencards, and rake in the votes from the millions of new citizens who are grateful for the free citizenship.
Aw, they probably just thought he was a deer.
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Is it just me, or does waking somebody up by shooting them with a non-lethal gun seem like a terrible idea?
Mental note: if I am going to cross the border illegal, make sure I don't go near any military training grounds..
[QUOTE=fenwick;26106827]Is it just me, or does waking somebody up by shooting them with a non-lethal gun seem like a terrible idea?[/QUOTE]
Dangerous too. If you get hit in the eye you could be blinded.
Wow. That's an awesome story.
Good job.
another good reason to cut miltary spending
having starving kids in the street while soldiers literally shoot dollars out of their guns because they are bored
you know what else is a good training? being bored and starving to death
[QUOTE=Strongbad;26099829]Usted no hables Espanol. Yo no comprar.[/QUOTE]
Tú no puedes hablar español tampoco.
Only rated dumb because Bad Spelling is gone (may it rest in peace).
[QUOTE=thisispain;26107036]another good reason to cut miltary spending
having starving kids in the street while soldiers literally shoot dollars out of their guns because they are bored
you know what else is a good training? being bored and starving to death[/QUOTE]
you realize they were training right? and that the paint-balls they shoot are probably really cheap too right?
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;26107059]you realize they were training right? and that the paint-balls they shoot are probably really cheap too right?[/QUOTE]
paint-balling is not a cheap hobby 1000 paintballs for 29 bucks could buy like 50 49 cent mcdonalds cheeseburgers for starving childeren
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;26107059]you realize they were training right? and that the paint-balls they shoot are probably really cheap too right?[/QUOTE]
And that any time we face budget cuts, it's our cafeterias that shoulder the weight, right?
We used to eat [i]real[/i] meat, you ass.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26107107]
We used to eat [i]real[/i] meat, you ass.[/QUOTE]
yeah well staving childeren eat cardboard meat
[QUOTE=thisispain;26107122]yeah well staving childeren eat cardboard meat[/QUOTE]
There's plenty of food in prison, which makes a life of crime a totally valid option for these youngsters.
See? You're making mountains out of molehills.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26107176]There's plenty of food in prison, which makes a life of crime a totally valid option for these youngsters.[/QUOTE]
oh so little timmy has to be anally raped to get fed in this country
meanwhile, soldiers snicker while shooting illegal immigrants with expensive bullets
who paid for the treatment that went into his wounds?
[QUOTE=thisispain;26107122]yeah well staving childeren eat cardboard meat[/QUOTE]
Tell their parents to stop being lazy asses.
[QUOTE=thisispain;26107211]oh so little timmy has to be anally raped to get fed in this country
meanwhile, soldiers snicker while shooting illegal immigrants with expensive bullets
who paid for the treatment that went into his wounds?[/QUOTE]
What kind of wuss needs medical attention for bruises
You stopped being fun, because I can now see that you're serious.
I don't know what that the code is for that emote of the little guy folding his arms with an "are you shitting me?" look on his face is, but if I did I'd post it.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26107248]You stopped being fun, because I can now see that you're serious.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=PaChIrA;26107223]Tell their parents to stop being lazy asses.[/QUOTE]
their dead parents
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[QUOTE=RandomE;26107247]What kind of wuss needs medical attention for bruises[/QUOTE]
infection
they have been traveling, they've probably have bacterium all over them
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their dead parents
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infection
they have been traveling, they've probably have bacterium all over them[/QUOTE]
If their parents are dead, why don't they get to a foster home
[QUOTE=thisispain;26107267]
infection
they have been traveling, they've probably have bacterium all over them[/QUOTE]
Ha, infection from a wound that doesn't rupture skin? They're just as likely to get some sickness without the bruising
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They can suck it up anyway
[QUOTE=RandomE;26107317]Ha, infection from a wound that doesn't rupture skin? They're just as likely to get some sickness without the bruising
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They can suck it up anyway[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PaChIrA;26107288]If their parents are dead, why don't they get to a foster home[/QUOTE]
YEAH YEAH YEAhh save it for Glenn Beck
Colourful justice.
[QUOTE=thisispain;26107350]YEAH YEAH YEAhh save it for Glenn Beck[/QUOTE]
What?
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