My friends non-fatally shot a man several dozen times, and everybody had a big laugh.
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[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26107107]And that any time we face budget cuts, it's our cafeterias that shoulder the weight, right?
We used to eat [i]real[/i] meat, you ass.[/QUOTE]
why am I an ass? I was saying no budget cuts.
but OKAYyyy then.
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[QUOTE=thisispain;26107267][img_thumb]http://www.morrice-evans.com/full_1.jpeg[/img_thumb]
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their dead parents
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infection
they have been traveling, they've probably have bacterium all over them[/QUOTE]
you can't get a infection VIA a bruise JUST saying
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[QUOTE=thisispain;26107211]oh so little timmy has to be anally raped to get fed in this country
meanwhile, soldiers snicker while shooting illegal immigrants with expensive bullets
who paid for the treatment that went into his wounds?[/QUOTE]
haha what wounds? you can't treat a bruse... hell the most you could do is put ice on the effected area and some anti-septic if there is some cuts... ice.. well ice dosn't hardly cost a thing, and anti-septic costs like 5-10 dollars a bottle, they probably would use 15-20 cents worth of anti-septic to clean any "wounds" up so at most a dollar and 50 cents was spent on this guys wounds....
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;26107394]why am I an ass? I was saying no budget cuts.
but OKAYyyy then.[/QUOTE]
BDA probably meant thisispain, but didn't quote.
you guys are boring seriously
i thought the eye test thing was obvious when i posted it but no
Oh god I can just imagine his reaction.
"Oh thank fuck I'm nearly there... Wait, what's that rustling over there in the b- OH SHITFUCK THEY SENT THE US MILITARY AFTER ME"
The Mexican border is a long way to go from Missouri for a training exercise.
When I first read the title, I thought it was with an actual, live bullet. When I read half-way through your story, I thought one of the IET guys shit himself and fired on an MOS-T guy with a real gun. Then it turned out to be an illegal immigrant and paintballs.
Them americans is crazy esse they come out of nowhere and shoot you with paint filled pain spheres, at least our drug cartels have the courtasy to kill you out right.
[QUOTE=Mabus;26108959]The Mexican border is a long way to go from Missouri for a training exercise.[/QUOTE]
I've lived here for the past year, Missouri is my home state.
[QUOTE=Azur;26098861]You idiot. This guy was not only trying to illegally cross the border, he was trespassing on military ground and you're saying you're losing faith in America (the entire continent?!) because some soldiers who were doing a training exercise mistook him for a newbie who needed to be hazed?
He got shot with a few paintballs. Get over it.[/QUOTE]
I used to live on base myself, there are many zones that are strictly guarded. Put in mind that this base was a strategic weapons facility with very powerful weapons with equally powerful equipment to transport and fire this equipment. Most of the restricted areas where authorized to use deadly force when they're in use with weapons being stored. Hell there are tons of signs warning it. Hell to even guard or work within this area you have to have a top secret security clearance.
Being hit with paintball is hardly punishment when he could have been easily shot and killed for trespassing.
[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;26109147]Them americans is crazy esse they come out of nowhere and shoot you with paint filled pain spheres, at least our drug cartels have the courtasy to kill you out right.[/QUOTE]
courtasy
[QUOTE=thisispain;26108517]you guys are boring seriously
i thought the eye test thing was obvious when i posted it but no[/QUOTE]
You're a terrible troll and a shitty speller.
[QUOTE=Bomber9900;26109447]You're a terrible troll and a shitty speller.[/QUOTE]
None of those words are spelled incorrectly
Not those but his earlier posts.
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*earlier.
[QUOTE=thisispain;26109440]courtasy[/QUOTE]
It's called a typo, get over it.
thisispain is probably one of the most amusing posters on Facepunch. I have no idea what you're talking about.
Good.
thisispain would make an excellent politician.
He can hate everything.
i love your threadsssss
[QUOTE=Melkor;26106879]Dangerous too. If you get hit in the eye you could be blinded.[/QUOTE]
I think it's pretty obvious they wear goggles. I don't think the military would want to risk the loss of eyesight for the soldiers that play it, considering they put thousands of dollars of training into each of them.
thisisspain, why did you ruin a perfectly good thread?
Anyways, great story BDA, has to be one of the best thing I've read in a while.
[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;26112232]I think it's pretty obvious they wear goggles. I don't think the military would want to risk the loss of eyesight for the soldiers that play it, considering they put thousands of dollars of training into each of them.[/QUOTE]
I was reading this quote and reply thinking I was still in the semen necklace thread, which makes for a much for interesting interpretation.
[QUOTE=Coffee;26102698]With paint?[/QUOTE]
Brown paint.
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Also BDA, you should send a spanish speaking friend to the prison and ask the poor bastard what went through his mind when he saw all those soldiers :v:
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[QUOTE=Mingebox;26112385]I was reading this quote and reply thinking I was still in the semen necklace thread, which makes for a much for interesting interpretation.[/QUOTE]
Semen filled paintballs, for that extra bit of humiliation.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;26098631][b]Most MOS-T's[/b] have been deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan at least once.[/QUOTE]
:v:
oh wow, i would love to see the footage of that :v:
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;26112284]thisisspain
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who
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[QUOTE=Pascall;26109781]thisispain is probably one of the most amusing posters on Facepunch. I have no idea what you're talking about.[/QUOTE]
they are just angry because they couldn't get that i was joking
you are my hero OP.
[QUOTE=thisispain;26112916]
they are just angry because they couldn't get that i was joking[/QUOTE]
Facepunch's satire/joke detector has been faulty lately.
more that faulty.
Title threw me off, i thought it was gonna be about some soldiers shooting an innocent person in afghanistan or something.
Was an awesome read though. Have you been/are you ever going to fight on the front lines?
I have a few buddies over there right now and my best friend is leaving for the marines really soon. :colbert:
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