Linelor isn't who you think he is.

[Ordinos]

[QUOTE=Egevened;21877596]in any case if this is true then linelor could actually be taken to court[/QUOTE]
no

[profan]

[QUOTE=lockdown6;21877691]i now hate you so much lineliar

may you die soon[/QUOTE]

Your puns are shit, out.

[GaynericMonk]

I'm surprised, but not all that shocked.

[TH89]

How do you guys know he isn't double trolling us

[profan]

[QUOTE=Barack Obama;21877725]How do you guys know he isn't double trolling us[/QUOTE]

We don't Barack.

[Perfumly]

Can someone send me the greasemonkey script that turns TH89 into barack obama

[whatnow V2]

w/e gayboy

[DuncanFrost]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;21877974]Can someone send me the greasemonkey script that turns TH89 into barack obama[/QUOTE]

hang on, i'll edit the natty-gay one (it's an edit of th89's anyway)

[Parakon]

I always thought he was a douchebag but didn't say anything because he was apparently a deaf war vet.

[slinkman]

I have no idea what is going on in this thread.

[Zeraux]

To be honst I don't really care. He's a nice person anyway.

[DuncanFrost]

okay

// ==UserScript==
// @name         TH89 = Barack Obama
// @namespace    
// @description     There is no TH89, only Barack Obama
// @include       http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/*
// @include       http://www.facepunch.com/*
// @version     1
// ==/UserScript==

//
//Facepunch Namechanger
//

(function() {

	//some performance settings
	var MillisecondsPauseBetweenBatches=3;
	var NodesPerBatch = 20;
	var ReplacementText = "Barack Obama";
	
	//edit the words here
	//sorted alpha backwords to catch bad word groupings
	var badwords=['TH89'];

	var i = 0;
	var st = new Date().valueOf();  //for performance testing	
	var els = document.evaluate('//text()', document, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
	var bw="\\b("+badwords.join("|")+")\\b";
	bw=new RegExp(bw, "gi");

	//do the title first
	document.title=document.title.replace(bw, ReplacementText);

	function CleanSome() 
	{		
		var el;

		var newval="";
		var data = "";
		var loopCount = 0;
		while ((el=els.snapshotItem(i++)) && (loopCount <= NodesPerBatch)) 
		{
			data = el.data;
			newval = data.replace(bw, ReplacementText);
			if (newval.length != data.length ||  newval != data)
			{
				//check the length first since its quicker than a a string comparison.
				//only change the value if we need to. its quicker.
				el.data = newval;
			}
			loopCount++;
		}
		
		if (el != null)
		{
			//more work left to do
			i--;
			GoNow(MillisecondsPauseBetweenBatches);
		}
		else
		{
			//we're done
			DoneNow();
		}
	}
	
	function DoneNow()
	{
		var et = new Date().valueOf();
		//alert("Milliseconds to complete: " + (et - st).toString()); //timer code
	}

	function GoNow(WaitUntil)
	{
		window.setTimeout(CleanSome, WaitUntil); 
	}
	
	//spin the initial "thread"
	GoNow(0);

})
();

//
//Thanks for being the first black prez yo.
//

should work, open a new script and paste it in

[JaegerMonster]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;21873046]Do not take Linelor as a terrible person, but rather as an individual who kept a story going for the betterment of a group.

I am glad that Linelor is being honest, and is not exacerbating a situation that could potentially resulting in a far worse situation.[/QUOTE]

Don't give a shit. Posing as a war veteran is a terrible thing and I would suggest Linelor not ever do it again, for his own safety - there are groups out there who handle "posers" violently.

[Kalshnutz]

[QUOTE=slinkman;21878051]I have no idea what is going on in this thread.[/QUOTE]

Technically, nothing.

[Viper202]

Is it bad that I don't know who the hell Linelor is?

[Offline]

[QUOTE=Nenghis;21873324]Awww... I read those stories a while ago, and I just thought "We have an Iraq veteran on Facepunch? That is awesome!"
Now.. Everything changed :saddowns:[/QUOTE]

Morphology53 is fighting in Iraq

but you probably don't know him because he doesn't beg for attention

[QUOTE=Perfumly;21877974]Can someone send me the greasemonkey script that turns TH89 into barack obama[/QUOTE]

I once edited that to turn me into Garry. It got odd results in quotes and stuff because it would replace my name with garry in text boxes as well. But I will never understand [url=http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f180/BJK51/236714563.png]this[/url].

[Karlos]

Who gives a shit

[Morbo!!!]

Well played. Still, he can keep a clan disciplined. All I want to know is, is the accent/voice also phony?

[Starpluck]

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;21878093]okay

// ==UserScript==
// @name         TH89 = Barack Obama
// @namespace    
// @description     There is no TH89, only Barack Obama
// @include       http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/*
// @include       http://www.facepunch.com/*
// @version     1
// ==/UserScript==

//
//Facepunch Namechanger
//

(function() {

    //some performance settings
    var MillisecondsPauseBetweenBatches=3;
    var NodesPerBatch = 20;
    var ReplacementText = "Barack Obama";
    
    //edit the words here
    //sorted alpha backwords to catch bad word groupings
    var badwords=['TH89'];

    var i = 0;
    var st = new Date().valueOf();  //for performance testing    
    var els = document.evaluate('//text()', document, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
    var bw="\\b("+badwords.join("|")+")\\b";
    bw=new RegExp(bw, "gi");

    //do the title first
    document.title=document.title.replace(bw, ReplacementText);

    function CleanSome() 
    {        
        var el;

        var newval="";
        var data = "";
        var loopCount = 0;
        while ((el=els.snapshotItem(i++)) && (loopCount <= NodesPerBatch)) 
        {
            data = el.data;
            newval = data.replace(bw, ReplacementText);
            if (newval.length != data.length ||  newval != data)
            {
                //check the length first since its quicker than a a string comparison.
                //only change the value if we need to. its quicker.
                el.data = newval;
            }
            loopCount++;
        }
        
        if (el != null)
        {
            //more work left to do
            i--;
            GoNow(MillisecondsPauseBetweenBatches);
        }
        else
        {
            //we're done
            DoneNow();
        }
    }
    
    function DoneNow()
    {
        var et = new Date().valueOf();
        //alert("Milliseconds to complete: " + (et - st).toString()); //timer code
    }

    function GoNow(WaitUntil)
    {
        window.setTimeout(CleanSome, WaitUntil); 
    }
    
    //spin the initial "thread"
    GoNow(0);

})
();

//
//Thanks for being the first black prez yo.
//

should work, open a new script and paste it in[/QUOTE]
How do I put that shit into Greasemonkey?

[editline]06:03PM[/editline]

nvm found the original script and installed it

[Paravin]

Oh Lenor how have you betrayed us.

[Acezorz]

[QUOTE=Paravin;21878462]Oh Lenor how have you betrayed us.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.uk.pg.com/images/lenorSpring_IL.jpg[/img]

?

[Oglo]

[QUOTE=Hamsterman;21875060]Explains why his paypal name isn't Joshua but James and all the stuff Gunfox mentioned also sorta makes sense but I still have this feeling that this might turn out to be a big troll by multiple people probably not but still.

And who was Cletus then?

And being older than Linelor feels strange

His name is Dylan, he said he was Joshua, who is James![/QUOTE]

Cletus was his dad. and James is his first name, Dylan is his middle name.

[Big Dumb Patriot]

What an incredibly offensive lie.

[Xeon06]

I died a little inside.

[mynames2long]

WHO the FUCK is Linelor

[meefy]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21878864]What an incredibly offensive lie.[/QUOTE]

In the big scheme of things, not really, no.

[dryer-lint]

"It went from lasting a week to lasting a year."

[Zolofto]

maybe he blew up his leg by his own shitty IED.

[Smoot]

Ultimate troll.

[Redkey]

Linelor is still a decisive little plick :3