Linelor isn't who you think he is.

[Reaver1991]

I never liked Linelor anyway.

[Dr.Billington]

I don't really care but I kind of hope he gets drafted into the military or something in the future and this shit happens to him.

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=DuncanFrost;21878093]okay

// ==UserScript==
// @name         TH89 = Barack Obama
// @namespace    
// @description     There is no TH89, only Barack Obama
// @include       http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/*
// @include       http://www.facepunch.com/*
// @version     1
// ==/UserScript==

//
//Facepunch Namechanger
//

(function() {

	//some performance settings
	var MillisecondsPauseBetweenBatches=3;
	var NodesPerBatch = 20;
	var ReplacementText = "Barack Obama";
	
	//edit the words here
	//sorted alpha backwords to catch bad word groupings
	var badwords=['TH89'];

	var i = 0;
	var st = new Date().valueOf();  //for performance testing	
	var els = document.evaluate('//text()', document, null, XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
	var bw="\\b("+badwords.join("|")+")\\b";
	bw=new RegExp(bw, "gi");

	//do the title first
	document.title=document.title.replace(bw, ReplacementText);

	function CleanSome() 
	{		
		var el;

		var newval="";
		var data = "";
		var loopCount = 0;
		while ((el=els.snapshotItem(i++)) && (loopCount <= NodesPerBatch)) 
		{
			data = el.data;
			newval = data.replace(bw, ReplacementText);
			if (newval.length != data.length ||  newval != data)
			{
				//check the length first since its quicker than a a string comparison.
				//only change the value if we need to. its quicker.
				el.data = newval;
			}
			loopCount++;
		}
		
		if (el != null)
		{
			//more work left to do
			i--;
			GoNow(MillisecondsPauseBetweenBatches);
		}
		else
		{
			//we're done
			DoneNow();
		}
	}
	
	function DoneNow()
	{
		var et = new Date().valueOf();
		//alert("Milliseconds to complete: " + (et - st).toString()); //timer code
	}

	function GoNow(WaitUntil)
	{
		window.setTimeout(CleanSome, WaitUntil); 
	}
	
	//spin the initial "thread"
	GoNow(0);

})
();

//
//Thanks for being the first black prez yo.
//

should work, open a new script and paste it in[/QUOTE]

What do I do with this? How do I install it?

[BlackDeath292]

Not cool, man...

Not cool.

[deggemannen]

Never heard of him

[GarrettFox]

Linelor has a bangin' sister.

[BlackDeath292]

[QUOTE=GunFox;21880671]Linelor has a bangin' sister.[/QUOTE]

Oh really? Proof.
Need proof.

[onox37]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/justsayin.png[/img]

[GarrettFox]

[QUOTE=BlackDeath292;21880689]Oh really? Proof.
Need proof.[/QUOTE]

While handing over his sister to Facepunch would be a suitable punishment, I am unsure if I am quite willing to do so.

[Starpluck]

[QUOTE=Shibbey;21880446]What do I do with this? How do I install it?[/QUOTE]
Just Google like the first line, and the greasescript addon page will be the first result, click on that and click 'Install'.

Make sure you have Greasemonkey.

[editline]08:21PM[/editline]

That's 1,500 posts

[dookie]

I remember when Linelor believe the XM8 never existed. I knew from there he wasn't no veteran.

[WeztPoint]

Linelor's a bit quiet, eh?

Understandable.

[Station15]

I'm disappointed.

[Greaterbeing~]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21878864]What an incredibly offensive lie.[/QUOTE]

jesus christ we get it youre in the army no-one cares

[playelite]

OH MY! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE HAS LIED ON THE INTERNETZ!!!
c

[Big Dumb Patriot]

[QUOTE=Greaterbeing~;21881693]jesus christ we get it youre in the army no-one cares[/QUOTE]

:colbert:

[notgeogzm]

I used to sit in the ArmA forums and Linelor acted pretty douchey about his "army-service"

[WickedIcon]

Don't really care, he was pretty cool in the 368th (or whatever that ArmA 2 clan was).

[postmanX3]

Actually, I'm fairly shocked. Still, I think he should keep his RU status because he's managed to convince us all that he's someone he's definitely not.

Most successful troll I ever knew. :911:

[Greaterbeing~]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21882939]:colbert:[/QUOTE]

seriously all ive seen you post about the last 2 weeks is how youre in the army and how hard it was and how much you gave up and how proud you are and how bored you are

[profan]

[QUOTE=Greaterbeing~;21883492]seriously all ive seen you post about the last 2 weeks is how youre in the army and how hard it was and how much you gave up and how proud you are and how bored you are[/QUOTE]

He doesn't deserve his RU.

[Big Dumb Patriot]

[QUOTE=Greaterbeing~;21883492]seriously all ive seen you post about the last 2 weeks is how youre in the army and how hard it was and how much you gave up and how proud you are and how bored you are[/QUOTE]

I bought a window fan yesterday, would that be a more interesting topic to write about? Or maybe I could tell you about the various types of laundry detergent I've used- or even about how I like to save the boxes that things are shipped in, just in case I need to return them?

Yeah, I write about my experiences in the Army quite a bit. The Army is my home, job, school, and primary hobby. What else would I write about?

[marvinpone]

[URL]http://howmanyofme.com/search/[/URL]

Well one was killed in a bar fight...
Fifteen to go.

[CannedBeans]

i've been lied to

[Plasticnoob]

I hate when people lie about themselves. You think you someone and then bam off comes the mask and you're talking to a total stranger. How awkward. Luckily I never knew you, but still, fuck you.

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=567150[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=698849[/url]
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=717707[/url]

[Jund]

Dick move. Even though people lie on the Internet all the time, I find it horrible that you would try to impersonate someone who would give their life to save you.

[GarrettFox]

[QUOTE=GunFox;21880671]Linelor has a bangin' sister.[/QUOTE]

Cousin*

[lettuce_head]

Damnit Linelor, you were like the cool old guy. Why do it? God fucking damnit.

Regardless, you are a pretty nice and respectable guy for an 18 year old.

[editline]11:07PM[/editline]

I'm not joking I'm really pissed off

[Linelor]

I'm not going to elaborate further because it will just start a flame war, but basically the whole thing started as an experiment. I'm not trying to justify what I did in the least, I deserve all the blame and it was a stupid and dick thing to do on my part.

I started it trying to do a social experiment with FP and it ended up getting into Wessex and I didn't want to bring it up because that would have blew my validity in that group. At that point it was selfish and I should have stopped, but I didn't. Well about 3 months passes after I left Wessex and I didn't do anything further.

When June rolled around I started wanting to do a clan for ArmA 2 and I started that not thinking about the identity I made for the experiment and it quickly went downhill. After that I basically kept it up just so the group wouldn't fall apart. I didn't do it for personal gain or gratification, I just did it so the 386th wouldn't end up falling apart over it.

Anyway, that's all I'm going to say.

[ShaunOfTheLive]

[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;21883961]Yeah, I write about my experiences in the Army quite a bit. The Army is my home, job, school, and primary hobby. What else would I write about?[/QUOTE]

Propane and propane accessories.