[QUOTE=Mr.Moustachio;51967439]GOTTA GO POO
[VID]http://i.imgur.com/Rq9zqLP.mp4[/VID][/QUOTE]
Super mega extended cut now with 50% more squatwalk and 100% more early FMV rail shooter tier voice acting
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bWGANKbYrI[/media]
this game would make Tommy Wiseau proud
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/iopgcd.webm[/vid]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/BItTUvf.png[/IMG]
Terrible OC made for terrible people on discord
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;51967502]this game would make Tommy Wiseau proud
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/iopgcd.webm[/vid][/QUOTE]
Who in the actual fuck wrote that dialogue.
What is this.
"Sorry, my face is tired from dealing with ... everything."
[I]They knew[/I]. [B]They know.
[/B]Edit: I am absolutely sure I must be being bamboozled right now. This must be some elaborate ruse. Someone pulled the old spicy keychain on me, and this is just cleverly editted. Right?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/xkfU8Ai.png[/img]
What the fuck kind of sentence is- "My face is tired"
Andromeda needed at least another six months in the oven, maybe another year.
[IMG]http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/man-in-disbelief-watching-television-picture-id78487879?s=170667a[/IMG]i knew it was gonna be underwhelming...
[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;51965691]Old gold
[IMG]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/186989935239233536/291672718724825088/jxTSnvo.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
fem ryder in the middle on the left
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;51967210]I did read about how the size difference between Shepard and Ryder is intentional.
Shepard purposefully is much taller and has a smaller head, making him/her look taller, sturdier, more heroic. Shepard's teammates have it as well, where other regular NPCs are on a realistic scale, as to make Shepard and co. look like big damn heroes.
Something about how people are meant to be like 7 (of their own) heads tall or some shit for a realistic scale, where Shepard is more so like 9.5.
Ryder on the other hand has a realistic scaling in their limbs and head like any other character, and when compared to Shepard's intentionally designed appearance, makes Ryder look small.
Example, NPC Ash vs Shepard and teammate Miranda
[t]http://i.imgur.com/tPAWT33.png[/t]
But none of it really matters because the animations and facial expressions are absolutely horrific. :s:[/QUOTE]
None of what I've seen so far suggest that they've put anywhere near that level of thought or effort into this. I call bullshit on their part.
[editline]15th March 2017[/editline]
[QUOTE=StrawberryClock;51967607]Andromeda needed at least another six months in the oven, maybe another year.[/QUOTE]
Tear the whole thing up, purge the dev team, start from scratch. Come back in five years.
[QUOTE=Ott;51966720][video]https://youtu.be/EUyM-qyAmRg[/video][/QUOTE]
is this the quentissential new copypasta?
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;51967502]this game would make Tommy Wiseau proud
[vid]https://my.mixtape.moe/iopgcd.webm[/vid][/QUOTE]
Please tell me this is an edit or a blooper or something. I mean it doesn't fix how weird their faces look but that dialogue seems beyond the pale...
[QUOTE=gunguy765;51967890][video=youtube;LzGsud6ERzY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzGsud6ERzY&list=LLkx69wIZQPilYnkOUdQsGLw&index=16[/video][/QUOTE]
Holy shit, these are way too good.
[video]https://youtu.be/Ahwwuy1aLkE[/video]
[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/VwitJSc.jpg[/IMG]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/cq9zm0I.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Sprockethead;51967571]What the fuck kind of sentence is- "My face is tired"[/QUOTE]
My face is so tired, that it can't express emotions anymore. (Also the writer was fucking tired too, fuck off)
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;51968070][IMG]https://68.media.tumblr.com/710665ceac502bdd4fbf5f3f43a262b3/tumblr_omvjjvokLi1vnq1cro1_400.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Video
[video=youtube;kuqANKDAqxA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuqANKDAqxA[/video]
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;51968070][t]http://i.imgur.com/z3KJPjn.png[/t][/QUOTE]
I'd imagine this Scar dude would have the same dead expression he has here when he sees he is sharing a poster with a clothesless furry right behind his ass
[QUOTE=kiloy;51968081]Video
[video=youtube;kuqANKDAqxA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuqANKDAqxA[/video][/QUOTE]
This fucking dumbass shit is what gets people killed. Guy needs to have his credentials revoked.