HELP, trying to get my friend to fall in love with my fake cousin! - General

I remember doing something similar to this together with a friend of mine once. I was 12. [i]Yeah[/i]

Well, you've quite probably shattered that friendship.

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090662]Pfffft, facepunch and you're goddamn morals... It's not your problem, if you don't think it's right, don't post. I know i'm a douche for it, but I just can't pass it up. Becides hoow do i stop when i've come this far?[/QUOTE] This is facepunch not 4chan, a few people have morals here

uh...........fake your death and anhilate your house in the process, by a new one, and cry (as cherry) about how your cousin died? continue for 2 years, fake a coma in michigan, and return

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090503]I'm not doing this to be a "Great friend" and I relise i'm a sick bastard for doing so, but honestly, he's a dick anyways. Firecracker in my birthday cake isn't as fun as it sounds... No no no, he THINKS that me and "Cherry" are cousins. I "Introduced" him to her via ps3.[/QUOTE] wow are you sure you two ar'nt confusing friends with enemies?

haha your friend is going to hate you

[QUOTE=Louis;20090774]Your friend will A: be depressed B: beat the shit out of you C: not give a fuck Most likely the last 2 :>[/QUOTE] I hope so.

Just act like it never happened and if he brings it up say that you (real you) must have stolen it from "Cherry" as "she" says it all the time. Tbh you both sound like dicks but he seems like more of a dick than you so I'll support you on this one.

You are not a good person Please reconsider your life's direction

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20090794]I get it I get it, it's stupid. Fine. Just stop telling me that, and give me ways to make it better. [/QUOTE] Kill yourself.

.... have you read my suggestions?

[QUOTE=s.n.;20091189].... have you read my suggestions?[/QUOTE] Mine's better.

Reveal that you are a transsexual who's girl name is cherry. Watch as he shits bricks.

You have deep issues that need sorting.

This may be the internet. And you may feel invincible and untouchable on the internet. And I know you may not care that I say this, as so many have. But... YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. Fuck off. Plus, you were stupid enough to almost ruin your own dumb idea. Great job, moron.

stop. just stop. and tell your friend that cherry has hooked up with someone else. if you were really trying to help your friend, what were ya gonna do when the time came that he suggested a meet? if you're gonna tweak a tiger's balls, you had best have a plan for the teeth.

You are a horrible friend.

You are an idiot OP. Grow up

Why would he fall in love with your cousin.

Question: Are you gay? Statement: Tell your friend that Cherry (no reasonable parent names their daughter Cherry btw) hooked up with you instead

Tell Chris that "cherry" is fake but you'd still like him to pop yours. It'll work out great, I promise.

Ask him to suck cherry's dick, because video gamer girls are fat and have dicks.

[IMG]http://fallout3.wikispaces.com/file/view/Fallout3_2008-11-13_17-32-58-84.jpg/46271149/Fallout3_2008-11-13_17-32-58-84.jpg[/IMG] Did you say Cherry?

This brings me back to my old MMORPG days when I masqueraded as a chick and sucked many e-c0cks. Good times...

Some friend you are asshole. :hurr: On the more humorous note.

Oh man, great thread turn out! Well here is what I have to say, I appriciate the various comments that tell me i'm an asshole/to go kill myself/to stop my plan, however I have made up my mind and am fully ready and able to deal with the consequenses. I'm telling you, he will take it as a joke and get back at me in a more elaberate way. And i am fully prepared for that. SO if no one else has any more... :airquote:HELPFUL COMMENTS:airquote: then can a mod please lock this? New avatar just for you guys!

You couldn't come up with a better name for her than "Cherry?"

how shit what the fuck am i reading?

[QUOTE=JesusKitty;20093803]You couldn't come up with a better name for her than "Cherry?"[/QUOTE] The point was this, the friend thinks he's this badass dude, because he's... "Totally into bein Super-Different", and when i told him I have a scene cousin named Cherry who wants to meet him on LBP because he sounds like a cool guy to share her ideals, he nearly jizzed himself on the spot. It was GOLD man, gold...

[QUOTE=Retyuoligkl;20093357]Oh man, great thread turn out! Well here is what I have to say, I appriciate the various comments that tell me i'm an asshole/to go kill myself/to stop my plan, however I have made up my mind and am fully ready and able to deal with the consequenses. I'm telling you, he will take it as a joke and get back at me in a more elaberate way. And i am fully prepared for that. SO if no one else has any more... :airquote:HELPFUL COMMENTS:airquote: then can a mod please lock this? New avatar just for you guys![/QUOTE] Dude, just get a girl to chat with him on live for like, 3 minutes, then say you have to go or whatever. Say you borrowed a mic from somebody, and now you have to give it back. Then he'll be right back in the palm of your hands. Right where you want his dick.