[QUOTE=BurnBlackJay;22657336]I was going to say "LOL!!! DARWIN AWARD" but the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_award#Maturity]rules[/url] the tarde is too young :-([/QUOTE]
And he's not dead.
That's a requirement you know.
I know one dude who when was 16 got a selfmade tattoo or something and got an infection. They had to cut his arm off. Now he has to fap with left hand.
[QUOTE=johanz;22657676]I know one dude who when was 16 got a selfmade tattoo or something and got an infection. They had to cut his arm off. Now he has to fap with left hand.[/QUOTE]
And no one wants to be left handed. Left handed people are smelly.
[QUOTE=bravehat;22657643]And he's not dead.
That's a requirement you know.[/QUOTE]
Judging by his lack of common sense it wont be long.
Forrest Gump puts him to shame.
cut deeper to get a better tattoo
OP, I'm sure whatever you can draw with that sharpie in your skin will look a lot better than what a talented tattoo artist could do in a few years.
Wait...
OP you should take the knife and stab yourself in the dick with it, then pour alcohol in it and handcuff yourself to a bustop.
Do it yourself attention whore kit, huh?
OP, you are 14. You tried to get a tattoo. For what?
Attention whore?
Trying to look 'cool'?
Showing off to your friends?
Trying to have something 'new'?
OH LOOK TEH GROWNUPZ ALL DO THIS ITZ SO KEEEWWWWL! DO WANT!
Look, halfway across the world, in some country you probably never heard of, another 14-year-old is telling you off.
You.are.really.dumb.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;22657713]And no one wants to be left handed. Left handed people are smelly.[/QUOTE]
I smell really good for a lefty.
why dont you just wait a couple a years and get a pro tatto, instead of just "drawing with a sharpie in a wound". seems like you just wanna get a tattoo to get one. and btw sharpie in a wound is not gonna work, your just gonna end up with poisoning
I've done this before with a pin and some ink, it fucking hurts though, and I didn't even do it deep enough for it to be permanent. It lasted a few weeks but eventually faded.
tl;dr Not worth it. And it hurts.
While you're a it, make sure to use a rusty metal razor.
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[QUOTE=watehfreak;22659611]OP, you are 14. You tried to get a tattoo. For what?
Attention whore?
Trying to look 'cool'?
Showing off to your friends?
Trying to have something 'new'?
OH LOOK TEH GROWNUPZ ALL DO THIS ITZ SO KEEEWWWWL! DO WANT!
Look, halfway across the world, in some country you probably never heard of, another 14-year-old is telling you off.
You.are.really.dumb.[/QUOTE]
This
This wont end well.
:psyduck:
These threads scare me when a kid asks the internet if it's a good idea to cut yourself and pour ink in the wound.
Then when he doesn't get the answer he wants to hear he calls us trolls.
The OP wants to be accepted and when he knows that someone isn't on his side he tries to get other people to be on his side. When he can't get this acceptance he goes delusional, "The world isn't right, I am."
This type of thing genuinely worries me.
OP, in the most respectful way possible, get help.
Nah don't get help just drink some bleach.
[QUOTE=raven119;22653785]Hello all, im retarded, and i luckily can't legally get a tattoo without my parents consent, my mom would fucking flip, im practicing on my arm, i cut real deep, and got a fine point sharpie and drew in it really hard. yeah yeah its even more retarded, but this does stay. this does hurt me. aside from the pain of cutting my ar,[/QUOTE]
Fix'd.
On a serious side, don't. Quite a few of the poeple who get tattoos early complain about them later.
I have a tattoo. and its real.
oh jesus i saw the picture, nice one kid!
[QUOTE=Numidium;22662391]Fix'd.
On a serious side, don't. Quite a few of the poeple who get tattoos and don't think them through properly complain about them later.[/QUOTE]
Fix'd chief
[QUOTE=bravehat;22662691]You're awesome.[/QUOTE]
You guess it.
Did he take down the pic? :O
No, i can see it.
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;22662592]I have a tattoo. I think it makes me cool.
I'm also a dumbass.[/QUOTE]
le fixed
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;22662986]le fixed[/QUOTE]
...
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;22662986]le fixed[/QUOTE]
Implying tattoos are for dumbasses.
le?
[QUOTE=bravehat;22663409]Implying tattoos are for dumbasses.[/QUOTE]
which they are
who the hell in their right mind would intentionally scar their self
[QUOTE=Sharkey;22663581]which they are
who the hell in their right mind would intentionally scar their self[/QUOTE]
Someone who enjoys the physical embodiment of their beliefs and personal memories of important things? You know like a family coat of arms or a remembrance tattoo? Who the fuck are you to judge any person on this earth?
My dad marked an "F" on his arm doing this while he was like 16...
and its still there so yeah it works.
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