• I'm growing suspicious of my Neighbor.
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Show them that you are an ally by growing a beard, wearing a headscarf, and walking around casually with a dynamite strapped to your chest.
ask for their opinions on same-sex marriage
Do as if you would be fucking frighten of them. They'll leave you alone.
Go in with your mad skills and glock 18 akimbo, blast these mofos with stopping power using your marathon!
[QUOTE=Signature;26075809]HAHAHAHAHA This ain't the US man...[/QUOTE] Alright, but you did ask us if you should call the authorities. I don't see why you would have mentioned that in the OP if it wasn't an actual option.
i'd just ignore them, i don't think it would be very profitable or smart for them to randomly kill their neighbors
Infrom your closest police department of their suspicous activity, and warn them that they may be armed and dangerus.
Also, you live in New Delhi. Mystery solved, man.
Just do nothing. If you don't do anything then they won't do anything to you. And as soon as you have enough money move out to west Europe or America. And inform the national guard there and tell them what you've seen and where you've been. They will take action by telling the Indian authorities. And if they ask you to do something for them just accept it. It will make you a friend in their eyes. And if they ask you to smuggle drugs just say"i don't want to risk my life by doing something like that. I respect your offer and your status but I refuse your proposal. "
What you really need to do is confront him with kindness. Show him that not all Westerners are evil infidels, gain his trust. Ask him over for dinner, help him with his groceries, watch the pets when he's away. You know the norm, just like a good neighbor. Surely enough he'll soon realise he's become friends with you. He'll rethink his ideals and maybe toy with the idea that infidels might not be so bad. Things aren't just black and white for him any more, there are subtle shades of gray in between. This will confuse him, his guard will be down. He'll feel no need to hide his vulnerability from you, you are his friend and he trusts you. This is when you strike with all the force you have. How and where is immediately up to you. My suggestion? Attack the throat, it will silence him; therefor not alerting the others to your presence. Now you're in their secret lair. The fate of the world depends on you! Good luck!
Do this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIiyO3f-lDE[/media]
[QUOTE=TH89;26078479]Do this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIiyO3f-lDE[/media][/QUOTE] Why does that movie's effects look as fake as possible?
What do you mean those are real
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;26078541]Why does that movie's effects look as fake as possible?[/QUOTE] It's Bollywood man. Low acting skill, low budget, high amusement.
[QUOTE=mrfrogurt;26076161]All these men with guns, dressing up and going to each others houses and doing suspicious activities. There is only one thing it could be... The Gay Mafia![/QUOTE] [I]Where being whacked is a good thing.....[/I]
Give them kittens! :smile:
Send an anonymous email to the CIA. Watch as next day the manor gets misteriously blown up. :smug:
I guess if the authorities haven't touched them yet, then they probably wont for a while. You should join them and make hella money
why are you living in new delhi
Bake them a cake.
Glocks aren't shitty. If you have to ask on a public forum like Facepunch you probably aren't going to do anything anyway. Let us know how it goes though, and hope they don't browse here!
Get there address, post it on 4chan /b/ with a message saying: "THERE ARE TERRORISTS LIVING HERE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO" There are going to be a lot of pizzas ordered to there address. When the pizza boy comes to there house, see if he comes out. If he does, nothing to worry about. If not there terrorists. Now rate me useful!
Oh man it's india, the police over there are corrupted, they wont' do squat.... Well. OBSERVE THEM dog. lol
[QUOTE=ElectricSquid;26078115]Show them that you are an ally by growing a beard, wearing a headscarf, and walking around casually with a dynamite strapped to your chest.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/5476/casualterrorist.png[/img] im so.. so... sorry. i couldnt help myself
Burst in the front door and rap about jesus
They're having a bake sale Bring something with lemon in it And in all seriousness, I'd move out as soon as possible
Invite them to a dinner with pork, and only pork. If they are gonna eat it, they are just a nice weapon dealer gamg. But thb, how about a Shooting School in their house?
Naked
My neighbours on both sides are policemen. I feel pretty safe.
[QUOTE=EvilMelon;26076153]Look at it this way, they are a hive of wasps, don't provoke, and you won't get stung.[/QUOTE] That's bees. Wasps are angry motherfuckers I got stung once just walking by a nest. :colbert:
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