• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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motherfuckin charizard
I enter the thread, hoping for lots of great advice. I find nine year olds and Pokémon. :frown: [editline]13th May 2011[/editline] I have a Lugia and shit.
I miss pokemon... My friend seems to have used girls to replace pokemon. Gotta catch em all... :smith:
While we're sorta on the topic of Pokemon but in an attempt to veer the discussion back towards relationships, one of the girls who called me at 4 am yesterday met up with me and decided to start talking about Pokemon at one point (this was unprecedented too). It eventually got to the point where she said that she'd like to be a Charmander and then arbitrarily asked me what I'd be. I said I couldn't recall, so she gave me a short list and eventually stopped at Haunter. I agreed and then she started giggling. The conversation ended after that since we were both called home for dinner. Anyway, about an hour or so ago, she messages me a gif and then goes offline without saying anything else. The gif in question was this: [url]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rm4w961x1qdtuqno1_250.gif[/url] I think that something fun is going to be starting in the near future.
Next time you see her, lick her face...? v:v:v
Lick the fuck out of her face, making sure to deposit your saliva all over her. [editline]13th May 2011[/editline] :ninja:
fat juicy lick on the bridge of her nose
If he licks her face he's pretty much guaranteed the same reaction that Charmander gives.
What, a fiery night of passion?
Know this girl (two years older than me (17)) that I only ever talk to on Facebook. I'm likely to see her in person in a couple of weeks. Is it horrific and terrible to use Facebook to ask out people in a situation like this?
I really don't get talking to people on Facebook you've never even seen before. Well I hardly ever talk to someone on Facebook, If they are worth talking to I've got their number and text them.
Ok, Monday. Monday I'll talk to her.
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;29795176]I really don't get talking to people on Facebook you've never even seen before. Well I hardly ever talk to someone on Facebook, If they are worth talking to I've got their number and text them.[/QUOTE] I talk to quite a lot of foreign people over facebook, modders and developers and such [QUOTE=Fhux;29795179]Ok, Monday. Monday I'll talk to her.[/QUOTE] Oh fuck off and do it.
[QUOTE=Fhux;29795179]Ok, Monday. Monday I'll talk to her.[/QUOTE] for fhux sake.. Do it already [editline]13th May 2011[/editline] I was trying to hard with that joke
Ok, hello all,first time posting here (i think) and i need some advice. so the whole girlfriends / dating business is completely alien to me, i have no experience or anything to that matter, however, an opportunity just arose. the situation is, well, i'll start from the beginning and say that my reputation among my secondary colledge is very unusual, i'm not hated by everyone but not liked outside my group of friends, pretty much everyone knows me because i'm "that russian nerd kid". before i go on with my life's story, i'll explain how this lead to the situation, recently i was invited to a party of people i "kind of" know, why? is because apparently a certain individual heard of me. and apparently she's into nerdy guys. [Citation needed] now, i have no idea whether she asked for me to be invited, or her friends just made the connection in their heads, the only thing i know about her is her name and i'm guessing that's all she knows about me too. but now i'm faced with many questions: should i go? what happens if i don't go? what should i do at the party? how should introduce/talk to her? should i even approach her? what if she thinks i'm an awkward weird nerd? what if he's even awkwarder and weirder than i am? what if i am rejected? what if she doesn't exist and this all has been an incredibly mean joke? i really need advice from those who are more experienced than i
Overthinking it big time bro. Just go and try to have fun. Don't plan shit out or think about their opinion of you or you will just make things awkward for everyone. Just go with the flow and if you happen to meet a few people and a girl or two, great. If you don't, at least you can finally say that you got invited to a party once, right? :v:
should i go? - Yep what happens if i don't go? - You sit at home and do something else what should i do at the party? - Whatever everyone else is doing, which will most likely be drinking, socialising, doing random stuff and just having a laugh. how should introduce/talk to her? - Don't think about this at all, don't plan it and let it come naturally. should i even approach her? - Don't go with the sole intention of approaching her. If you see someone hot or who looks interesting to talk to, then yeah try start up a conversation with em. what if she thinks i'm an awkward weird nerd? - If she doesn't like you because you were awkward, then carry on and don't give a shit. You've then had some practice and you'll be slightly less, or a lot less awkward next time you have that situation. If she doesn't like you because you're a nerd, then she's not the one for you. what if he's even awkwarder and weirder than i am? - Then you won't like her or you will, I dunno. what if i am rejected? - Then don't give a shit, that's the most important thing here. The one thing you can do to be succesful in these kind of things is be confident and not give a shit, because in reality you shouldn't. So what if 1 girl doesn't like you, you will meet so many more in your lifetime. The worst case scenario would be that you talk to her, and she doesn't like you. You've then lost nothing, but gained some experience. As long as you play cool, be confident, and don't give a shit only good things will come out of it. what if she doesn't exist and this all has been an incredibly mean joke?
I think you should subscribe to "don't give a fuck-ism". Seriously, go to that party, have fun, do whatever... If you LET it happen, instead of FORCING it to happen, you will meet people.
Just act the way you do around any other people.
I know, I'm stupid, but I just couldn't. I'll do it Monday, I promise.
[QUOTE=Fhux;29802606]I know, I'm stupid, but I just couldn't. I'll do it Monday, I promise.[/QUOTE] We already told you not to plan it out. That just makes so much more pressure on you. Just do it when it feels natural.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29802685]We already told you not to plan it out. That just makes so much more pressure on you. Just do it when it feels natural.[/QUOTE] Pressure is what I needed... Might be different for him, but... Create an opportunity, and do it.
[QUOTE=Octyl;29802814]Pressure is what I needed... Might be different for him, but... Create an opportunity, and do it.[/QUOTE] Problem is we're not in the same class. We're the same age, but I've skipped a class. Anyway, it's weekend now, will return at Monday.
I'm not in the same class as the girl I gave my number to... I spent all lunch searching the halls for her, found her, gave her my number as lunch ended. Made the opportunity myself.
[QUOTE=Octyl;29804614]I'm not in the same class as the girl I gave my number to... I spent all lunch searching the halls for her, found her, gave her my number as lunch ended. Made the opportunity myself.[/QUOTE] Sounds like a dream come true. Too bad, as we've talked about earlier, that I've next to never talked to this girl, and she barely knows me. :saddowns:
Really does get annoying sometimes how women are generally vague about things. Can never tell if they're trying to give a hint or if I'm subconsciously making a hint out of nothing. [editline].[/editline] How obvious should it be if a girl (17yr) is keen for you?
Depends on the girl, but there's one surefire way to tell. ASK HER OUT
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29805601]Depends on the girl, but there's one surefire way to tell. ASK HER OUT[/QUOTE] Aye, if I'm right in thinking she's aiming for me to ask her out in June. So just before June shall do. [editline].[/editline] We're both packed up with exams until around then anyway, so that's the nearest to a good time to do it as any.
[QUOTE=Fhux;29805020]Sounds like a dream come true. Too bad, as we've talked about earlier, that I've next to never talked to this girl, and she barely knows me. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Oh, tracking her down was a disaster. And I have pretty much never talked to her, either... Besides last semester, when we sat next to eachother in science... But we never actually had a proper conversation. Didn't stop me spending all lunch hour searching for her, finding her, and giving her my number. Really... I'll keep saying it. Just. Do. It.
[QUOTE=Psychopath12;29791775]While we're sorta on the topic of Pokemon but in an attempt to veer the discussion back towards relationships, one of the girls who called me at 4 am yesterday met up with me and decided to start talking about Pokemon at one point (this was unprecedented too). It eventually got to the point where she said that she'd like to be a Charmander and then arbitrarily asked me what I'd be. I said I couldn't recall, so she gave me a short list and eventually stopped at Haunter. I agreed and then she started giggling. The conversation ended after that since we were both called home for dinner. Anyway, about an hour or so ago, she messages me a gif and then goes offline without saying anything else. The gif in question was this: [url]http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rm4w961x1qdtuqno1_250.gif[/url] I think that something fun is going to be starting in the near future.[/QUOTE] Something happened. I'll go into further detail in the morning, I'm too fatigued to type out what happened.
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