• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;28291473]and[/QUOTE] this is a matter of life-changing proportions
it is.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;28291129]I have a problem. my girl has never seen starwars. or the green mile. and has never even heard of star trek.[/QUOTE] The Green Mile can be forgiven. Very good movie, but not a ridiculous cultural icon like Star Wars.
Tie her to a chair and force her to watch all 6 movies. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] If you truly love her, this is the only way.
im one of those pissed off teenagers in highschool who gets crowds of awkward highschool girls wet but will remain a virgin due to how in my own head and angsty i am
You should have sex with crowds of awkward highschool girls
this whole thread is well intentioned but bad advice
So if i want to get i to know a girl, the best thing to do is just going up to her and say hi?
it feels weird posting in GD, also, she has never heard of the matrix.
[QUOTE=Sniping Robot;28292067]So if i want to get i to know a girl, the best thing to do is just going up to her and say hi?[/QUOTE] who's stopping you?
[QUOTE=innerfire69;28291844]im one of those pissed off teenagers in highschool who gets crowds of awkward highschool girls wet but will remain a virgin due to how in my own head and angsty i am[/QUOTE] i kid i am just a virgin
[QUOTE=Sniping Robot;28292067]So if i want to get i to know a girl, the best thing to do is just going up to her and say hi?[/QUOTE] that is what you dont do
[QUOTE=nemmises5;28292119]it feels weird posting in GD, also, she has never heard of the matrix.[/QUOTE] Jesus christ man she had better be worth it. I'll bet she watches nothing but the Twilight saga and Harry Potter. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] I fucking love the Matrix, man. :smith:
Get me to proof read Maverick cos I'm pretty grammar Nazi when I want to be.
no
Im single. :saddowns:
[QUOTE=porn;28293721]Im single. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] Celebrate!
[QUOTE=porn;28293721]Im single. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] As am I however you can change that.
[QUOTE=DELL;28293748]As am I however you can change that.[/QUOTE] are you subtly asking him out?
Attention; everyone in this thread looking for advice if you are really considering taking the romance advice from people on a forum you are [i]already doing it totally fucking wrong[/i]
This guy poured his heart out to the girl I've been having over/etc quite a bit. Result: "Sweet, but... creepy" is exactly what she said. Moral of the story - don't go and pour your heart out. I've been going with a much more passive approach, and we both have a great time and she knows it's not intended in a friends way. Don't pour your heart out to a girl (Unless you're proposing or whatever)
A girl I was interested in a while back thought that Star Wars and Star Trek were the same thing :geno:
[QUOTE=abigserve;28294091]Attention; everyone in this thread looking for advice if you are really considering taking the romance advice from people on a forum you are [i]already doing it totally fucking wrong[/i][/QUOTE] You'll change your tune after reading some of Maverick's posts. By the way, Maverick, how the fuck do you manage to be right all the time (or at least be persuasive enough to make everyone think you're right)? 'Cause I'm not just talking about stuff to do with dating, I'm thinking of stuff like that argument you had with Lightbourne about what geography was (just stuff like that) and you dominated that argument. Debate advice, please.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28236376] [I]Like a girl?[/I] Ask her out. It's that simple. If you are interested in a girl, ask her out on a date. Don't write her a letter. Don't confess your undying love for her. Don't sit there and stare at her all day, hoping for her to approach you first. Just fucking ask her out.[/QUOTE] I wish someone had told me this when I started high school.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28290900]I don't date girls and then just forget about them. Like I've mentioned before, I've been dating the same girl for almost a year now. She's practically a girlfriend, just without all of the things that make girlfriends a terrible idea.[/QUOTE] So, here's a good question: When does the Facebook relationship status come into play?
When she changes her status. Then change yours soon afterwards.
[QUOTE=limitofinf;28296104]So, here's a good question: When does the Facebook relationship status come into play?[/QUOTE] Never, because Facebook relationship status is the stupidest thing you can do to your Facebook and it makes you a pretentious attention seeking whore. The people where it is relevant for them to know that you are in a relationship already know (friends, family, etc). They don't need Facebook to remind them. The stalkers, creepy people or otherwise people who don't need to know your relationship status, don't need to know. So why post it at all? Especially with facebook apps out there that stalk everyone on your friends list to send you messages whenever someone goes single. There's nothign more that makes me roll my eyes than seeing someone on my friends list go "SINGLE" on facebook and everyone goes OMG OMG YOU ARE SINGLE OMG WHAT HAPPENED ETC Who the fuck gives a shit? If you actually give a shit about a close friend breaking up, then hearing it through facebook before anything else is actually insulting
That girl I mentioned before and I talk to eachother I guess. She stopped talking to me after I showed her Minecraft. :smith:
Who needs a love life when Skyrim is only 9 months away? What's the point, you'd just need to end it when it comes out. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr.Macintosh;28298157]That girl I mentioned before and I talk to eachother I guess. She stopped talking to me after I showed her Minecraft. :smith:[/QUOTE] If she's that shallow she's probably not worth chasing. Minecraft before hoes.
[QUOTE=nemmises5;28292119]it feels weird posting in GD, also, she has never heard of the matrix.[/QUOTE] tell her it's a movie about linear algebra
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