• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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12-year-olds are all retarded and they all think they're the exception and then they get older and realize how retarded every 12-year-old is. The CIRCLE OF LIIIIFFFEEE
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28308194]lol wat Yes, they are. You have much to learn, young grasshopper.[/QUOTE] We aren't. I'm one of the few people in my grade who type with mostly correct grammar.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28308247]We aren't. I'm one of the few people in my grade who type with mostly correct grammar.[/QUOTE] That's great, I did that when I was 12 too. I was still fucking retarded.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28307885]Yeah, I'm not gonna kiss her yet. I just got an aching stomach because of the above poster. Why do I have to be so afraid![/QUOTE] Just go with the flow, bro. With my current date we kissed only two hours after meeting each other for the first time, but I guess that was due to the perfect circumstances/situation, when the moment comes just go for it. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=b0b0;28308247]We aren't. I'm one of the few people in my grade who type with mostly correct grammar.[/QUOTE] I also thought the same when I was 12, it all comes down to maturity.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28308247]We aren't. I'm one of the few people in my grade who type with mostly correct grammar.[/QUOTE] Every 12 year old will think of themselves as mature. I thought I was mature when I was 12, and looking back, I was far from mature.
Typing with correct grammar does not indicate intelligence or maturity. Every 12 year old thinks they are more mature than the average 12 year old. Johnny hit the nail on the head.
Well At Least He Doesnt Type Like This Just So He Can Piss You All Off
[QUOTE=Moose;28308444]Well At Least He Doesnt Type Like This Just So He Can Piss You All Off[/QUOTE] Fuck I hate it when people who do that, however I know people who still 'tlk ly4e d1s', and their maturity in person reflects that.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28307664]Thanks Johnny, really. I wish to learn more from your untold wisdom. But seriously, I think my age is fine. Not all 12 year old's are complete retards.[/QUOTE] you some how have better grammar then I do. and im 10th grade. the fuck is this shit? [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=robmaister12;28308221]thanks for clearing that up. I definitely wouldn't go mini-golfing alone though, just seemed too obvious for me to write out... but I guess nothing is too obvious when it comes to LA. Also, I thought I'd write out a bit of my past... Just over a year ago I was getting to know a girl pretty well. Most of our communication was via facebook or texting, as we only shared a single class and rarely passed by each other in the hallways. [b][problem #1][/b] We would talk about anything and everything, and all that jazz. Anyways, I may as well just cut to the chase, the night before one of my finals we were chatting on facebook, it was about 1AM. (Note that this was just before I started lurking LA) The subject turned to love, and being an idiot, I professed to her my love [b][problem #2][/b]. Just a bit earlier than that she said that she was simple, and was willing to try something out and if it didn't work out she'd move on. So right after that I asked her out. Not like to a movie or something, just to be my girlfriend. [b][problem #3][/b] At that point she said yes, and that we'd try it out to see if it worked out. so at that point my emotions were elevated, I was basically like "fuck yeah!" I finish studying, wake up in the morning. I checked my facebook, and saw a new private message from this girl. It was a fairly lengthy paragraph full of excuses of why she didn't want to go out. It wasn't even 5 hours since I asked that she shut me down. It caught me off guard, and my parents were in the middle of a 1 1/2 hear long divorce, so I was essentially destabilized emotionally. In other words I felt like complete shit for about a week. My grades on my finals were probably a bit lower than they should have been, but they were generally unaffected. So yeah, I made a lot of mistakes, and I've learned from those mistakes, but damn it would have been so much better if she just straight up said no. I figured I had nothing to lose when I asked, so I did. Then she gave me something to lose and took it away from me. I got myself back together within a week, got over it within a month. The only time we've ever spoken after that message was her asking me for some study guides like she did earlier. Where she'd take them and distribute them to absolutely everyone. Needless to say I told her no and left. Lessons learned: 1) talking to someone in person is significantly better than facebook or texting. Don't think you'll have a shot if you hardly see each other 2) never profess your love. EVER 3) ask girls out to somewhere, it doesn't put them on the spot and gives them a way to say no without being upfront about it. 4) always ask a girl out in person if possible. 5) not necessarily related to the story, but something I picked up sometime between then and now, be yourself - a girl won't think you're creepy just by looking at you, unless you're staring her down from 100ft away or something creepy like that. 6) another thing I've picked up is that girls are easy to talk to if you make it easy. Any human being can get some idea of another person's emotional state by looking at them. If your eyes are darting everywhere and your voice is shaky, it's pretty fucking obvious. Talk to a girl like you would any guy friend. Just minus the immature jokes. 7) rejection is better than never asking. Don't be afraid of rejection. You can't learn to walk without falling. etc, etc. of course I still don't have a girlfriend so I can't say I've tested all of my advice to be true, but at least now I'm not nearly as socially awkward with the ladies. And remember, your rejection probably won't be nearly as bad as mine, if that makes you guys feel any better.[/QUOTE] I have a experience just like this. but she never rejected me, she literally didn't say anything when i told her i liked her. Then the next day she started to text me like bonkers.. and did this for 2 months.. Felt like i was being lead on, sucked. I also learned the 7 things you did. Sucked, and i was a autistic kid about it, but HEY, its experience in a way. [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MaverickIB;28308364]Typing with correct grammar does not indicate intelligence or maturity. [/QUOTE] Finally, someone who understands this.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28308247]We aren't. I'm one of the few people in my grade who type with mostly correct grammar.[/QUOTE] Congrats on being mature for a 12 year old. Here's the thing, and I know it's gonna be tough to hear, because I was exactly like you, but there is no line for "mature" and "immature." It's a very, very long process. Time and experience are the only things that will move you forward, and so if your mom or your girlfriend tell you that you're "mature for your age," that doesn't mean you're suddenly an adult. "The wise man knows only that he knows nothing," and that's true. I was "mature for my age" when I was 12, too, and now I can look back and laugh at how naive I was. And I know I'm "mature for my age" now at 18. I've dated a college girl and girls from high school, and I've been smart about my decisions and am leaving high school with a good grip on who I am and what my values are, but I'm still very aware that I will look back and laugh at how naive I still am, even though I don't know just how much yet. A lot will happen in high school, and you're still even a year away from that. You've only been out a few times in the past year? That's a laugh for people just a few years older than you, but big news for people your age, so there's an example of just how big the maturity gaps are going to get from here on. So don't stress yourself out or do anything stupid yet. It's just not worth it.
[QUOTE=limitofinf;28298552]You sound like an angsty teenager that's mad because he's never had the chance to put "In a Relationship" on facebook.[/QUOTE] Or maybe I don't want to broadcast my relationship status to the world because it's nobody's business except the people who already know IRL. And breaking up via facebook status makes you a massive tool
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28308236]12-year-olds are all retarded and they all think they're the exception and then they get older and realize how retarded every 12-year-old is. The CIRCLE OF LIIIIFFFEEE[/QUOTE] This is so fucking true, it's unreal. and thanks to Maverick's advice, I've started to talk to a couple of girls.
[QUOTE=b0b0;28308247]We aren't. I'm one of the few people in my grade who type with mostly correct grammar.[/QUOTE] Emphasis on MOSTLY. [editline]26th February 2011[/editline] Oh, wonderful way to completely waste my 100th post.
Protip: Never profess your love to someone straight up [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I know from experience :smith:
[QUOTE=Mort and Charon;28306112]I stopped listening when you said in TV. God you've watched too many movies.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Mort and Charon;28306232]Sorry if I sounded a bit harsh, and yeah, It think it will be very easy to hold hands ice skating, but that whole kiss thing is straight out of romance movie. It's not realistic, she's more likely to scream if I try and randomly kiss her.[/QUOTE] There is hope for this man. [QUOTE=MaverickIB;28306738] For a lot of girls, kissing is actually a bigger thing than having sex. Seriously.[/QUOTE]A few summers ago, I had a bit of a fling with a girl. Died pretty quick but whatever. Coming into the school year, I got into a pretty serious relationship. One day she asked about my previous relationships and whatnot and was genuinely curious. I told her about it all, including the girl I was with just weeks before meeting her. She seemed really uncomfortable about the fact I would do something casual like that, but when I told her I couldn't kiss the other girl (which was true), she calmed down. As I understand it, for women, it has less to do with the physical sex and is more about the emotional relationship that might be developed. When this ex of mine discovered it really was just a physical thing and not emotional, it stopped being an issue. Now, on another topic... I had a pretty bumpy past with girls too. I may tell the story one day, but no one has shown interest in it and it really isn't that great. The important part is, I failed with women at every turn, largely because I was a pussy. That all changed when I discovered a better way to look at women and dating. The problem is, people do not accurately measure the Risk vs. the Reward. Example: You walk into a room and see a cute girl with her friends. You talk to her for a bit and then if you click, you ask her out on date. If you don't get the number... you came in with nothing and you left with nothing. If you do get her number, you potentially have dates in your future. Do you see it now? No risk, but potentially great reward. Doesn't take an investing genius to figure out how to bet on that one.
[QUOTE=hgncommand;28311799]Protip: Never profess your love to someone straight up [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I know from experience :smith:[/QUOTE] That's pretty sad :saddowns:
[QUOTE=hgncommand;28311799]Protip: Never profess your love to someone straight up [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I know from experience :smith:[/QUOTE] Aaah man, I feel bad for you :saddowns:... Have a heart.
[QUOTE=hgncommand;28311799]Protip: Never profess your love to someone straight up [editline]27th February 2011[/editline] I know from experience :smith:[/QUOTE] I say that in the OP. It's never a good idea. I don't know why so many kids think it is. Did you guys have a meeting and agree that confessing your love is a good idea or what?
Forget that girl..... Minecraft is all I need..... I want to go outside :smith:
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28312665]I say that in the OP. It's never a good idea. I don't know why so many kids think it is. Did you guys have a meeting and agree that confessing your love is a good idea or what?[/QUOTE] people just know any better cause they have 0 experience with anything besides video games.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28312665]I say that in the OP. It's never a good idea. I don't know why so many kids think it is. Did you guys have a meeting and agree that confessing your love is a good idea or what?[/QUOTE] blame nasa [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya_D9IwB3-s[/media]
Do zodiac signs affect your compatibility with others?
If a girl asks you any question about your astrological birthsign in the serious belief that it will affect your compatibility with her punch her in the face
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28312853]If a girl asks you any question about your astrological birthsign in the serious belief that it will affect your compatibility with her punch her in the face[/QUOTE] That's one way of dealing with it.
[QUOTE=HazeFyer23;28312815]Do zodiac signs affect your compatibility with others?[/QUOTE] No. Zodiac signs are bullshit.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28312853]If a girl asks you any question about your astrological birthsign in the serious belief that it will affect your compatibility with her punch her in the face[/QUOTE] sure sure sure let's see maverick try to get it on with a pisces or a sagittarius disaster WAITING to happen
Well, it's acceptable if she tells you that the letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign and asks what that would be and you tell her, "The Tower," and she says that's, "INTERESTING."
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28312937]No. Zodiac signs are bullshit.[/QUOTE] Thanks Maverick
Now before I stamp these papers, make sure this is correct.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28313013]Well, it's acceptable if she tells you that the letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign and asks what that would be and you tell her, "The Tower," and she says that's, "INTERESTING."[/QUOTE] I would tell a girl my birthsign is "The Thief." If she got the reference, I would make sweet love to her right then and there.
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