[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28313052]I would tell a girl my birthsign is "The Thief."
If she got the reference, I would make sweet love to her right then and there.[/QUOTE]
This.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28313052]I would tell a girl my birthsign is "The Thief."
If she got the reference, I would make sweet love to her right then and there.[/QUOTE]
If you try to make love and she freaks out and takes a swing at you you can just use Akaviri Danger-sense!
I would just plow her with my two handed meat sword.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28313126]I would just plow her with my two handed meat sword.[/QUOTE]
Meat claymore :eng101:
She can be my Lusty Argonian Maid :q:
:golfclap:
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
wait you like lizards?
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;28313190]She can be my Lusty Argonian Maid :q:[/QUOTE]
Tell her to polish your spear
I'm at a dilemma, I want to ask out this girl but the Year 12 ball (basically Australian prom) is coming up in a month and a half, and my friends tell me I should ask her to that. I was going to do that, but well, after reading this thread I feel like I should just regularly ask her out before then. I'm a bit torn because she'd be more likely to say yes if I asked her to the ball than just normally, but then it's 6 fucking weeks away and I'm not sure what I'd do in that time. Would it make sense to ask her to the ball and then suggest a regular date before then? I'm completely inexperienced with this shit.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28312665]I say that in the OP.
It's never a good idea. I don't know why so many kids think it is. Did you guys have a meeting and agree that confessing your love is a good idea or what?[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/hu3rsh.png[/IMG]
Remember, kids: Don't be this guy!
Jeez 17 pages in 3 days. How are you going to keep up with all these questions Maverick?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28313234]Tell her to polish your spear[/QUOTE]
"Oh but it will take all night, it's so.....BIG!"
"Plenty of time my dear.....Plenty of time..."
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;28313226]:golfclap:
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
wait you like lizards?[/QUOTE]
:tinfoil:
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;28313236]I'm at a dilemma, I want to ask out this girl but the Year 12 ball (basically Australian prom) is coming up in a month and a half, and my friends tell me I should ask her to that. I was going to do that, but well, after reading this thread I feel like I should just regularly ask her out before then. I'm a bit torn because she'd be more likely to say yes if I asked her to the ball than just normally, but then it's 6 fucking weeks away and I'm not sure what I'd do in that time. Would it make sense to ask her to the ball and then suggest a regular date before then? I'm completely inexperienced with this shit.[/QUOTE]
I think you should ask her to the prom. Just wait until it's, lets say 1-2 weeks away.
If you're ever good friends with someone you like either ask them out ASAP or forget about her. I wasted a year being friends with this girl I liked in the hopes that she'd ask me out or something because I was too stupid to realize it would never happen unless I stopped being a passive aggressive fuck and just asked her out. Didn't realize how much time I wasted until several months after we stopped talking.
[QUOTE=mookman22;28313799]If you're ever good friends with someone you like either ask them out ASAP or forget about her. I wasted a year being friends with this girl I liked in the hopes that she'd ask me out or something because I was too stupid to realize it would never happen unless I stopped being a passive aggressive fuck and just asked her out. Didn't realize how much time I wasted until several months after we stopped talking.[/QUOTE]
Yep, pretty much. The direct approach is waaaaay better.
I want to get with someone who is a friend, but I don't know how/what to say without being awkward, what the hell do I do??
I remember girls use to come to me for advice and just told em what I thought was right. It worked all the time. Witch is ironic because my only relationship was terrible. My friend even told me "Every girl goes to you for relationship advice"
[QUOTE=SpaceGhost;28314800]I want to get with someone who is a friend, but I don't know how/what to say without being awkward, what the hell do I do??[/QUOTE]
Just ask her out, it won't be awkward. As long as you say something along the lines of "Hey, want to go out with me to blah blah blah," she should get the message. If she says something like "as friends?" then you just respond with "As whatever you want to go as," or something clever like that.
On the date itself, it'd be important to make physical advances, because if you just sit there and do nothing, it could be mistaken as a friendly outing.
To all those people worried about going out with someone two or three years older or younger than them, its really no big deal. If you can both keep a good conversation going, while both feeling like equals, go for it. It's more about maturity then anything else. I go out with a girl two years younger than me, and it's working out quite well.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28313013]Well, it's acceptable if she tells you that the letter that preceded you mentioned you were born under a certain sign and asks what that would be and you tell her, "The Tower," and she says that's, "INTERESTING."[/QUOTE]
this game is amazing right up to "I CAN TELL WE ARE GOING TO BE GOOD FRIENDS"
According to that Maverick post, he lost his virginity in a dirty bathroom in the middle of the night.
Day. Dirty bathroom in the middle of the day.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28315575]Day. Dirty bathroom in the middle of the day.[/QUOTE]
bloody marvelous
[QUOTE=Nibwoddle;28313236]I'm at a dilemma, I want to ask out this girl but the Year 12 ball (basically Australian prom) is coming up in a month and a half, and my friends tell me I should ask her to that. I was going to do that, but well, after reading this thread I feel like I should just regularly ask her out before then. I'm a bit torn because she'd be more likely to say yes if I asked her to the ball than just normally, but then it's 6 fucking weeks away and I'm not sure what I'd do in that time. Would it make sense to ask her to the ball and then suggest a regular date before then? I'm completely inexperienced with this shit.[/QUOTE]
Just do it. I asked my (now girlfriend) to prom, got up to there, started talking to her, spent my time thinking "Oh shit oh shit why am I doing this this is fucking nuts it'll never work out what am I supposed to say?" during which my mouth was making words to the result of "you, me, prom?" and hey, it worked. :)
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28315575]Day. Dirty bathroom in the middle of the day.[/QUOTE]
Awesome. Added you on Steam by the way.
[QUOTE=Lord Ned;28315911]Just do it. I asked my (now girlfriend) to prom, got up to there, started talking to her, spent my time thinking "Oh shit oh shit why am I doing this this is fucking nuts it'll never work out what am I supposed to say?" during which my mouth was making words to the result of "you, me, prom?" and hey, it worked. :)[/QUOTE]
Wow, that's really encouraging! Thanks!
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
I'll post back tomorrow with how it goes.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28315575]Day. Dirty bathroom in the middle of the day.[/QUOTE]
okay my first time sucked but it was more romantic than that hah
i'm gone for a few days and love advice disappears
r.i.p. LA
[QUOTE=Dysentery;28316571]i'm gone for a few days and love advice disappears
r.i.p. LA[/QUOTE]
you shall be missed aspie central
[QUOTE=thisispain;28316642]you shall be missed aspie central[/QUOTE]
you must be sad with your kin scattered
[QUOTE=Goberfish;28317391]you must be sad with your kin scattered[/QUOTE]
when it comes to aspies i'm the king :smug:
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
actually i think i'd be better off if i was more aspie than i am right now
my physical communication is often so intense that i can't conceal being amused or sad, like trying to conceal laughter while at a funeral
and i often can't stop emphasizing with my peers, which means i'm always buying them food and doing shit for them when i shouldn't
[QUOTE=thisispain;28317486]when it comes to aspies i'm the king :smug:
[editline]27th February 2011[/editline]
actually i think i'd be better off if i was more aspie than i am right now
my physical communication is often so intense that i can't conceal being amused or sad, like trying to conceal laughter while at a funeral
and i often can't stop emphasizing with my peers, which means i'm always buying them food and doing shit for them when i shouldn't[/QUOTE]
i once started laughing when one of my friends told me she might have cancer
most awkward moment in ages
no idea wtf happened
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