• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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put your blue veined porridge gun in her ham wallet
[QUOTE=SamD;28754044]Invited a girl round to watch a DVD tomorrow, things are going well and we've been about a few times before, nothings happened so far but what/how should I get things started, it seems a bit awkward to just turn round and say "Hey, want to kiss me?"[/QUOTE] Just turn to face her, she'll turn to face you when she sees you do so through her periph, then dive in for a kiss. No words necessary.
Hey everyone, I decided to take the advice posted here and just go for it. I think it went pretty well, but a second opinion would be great. [img]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x29/PownUnoobs/convo.jpg[/img]
um is facebook really counted as 'going for it' though?
[QUOTE=Pown;28756167]Hey everyone, I decided to take the advice posted here and just go for it. I think it went pretty well, but a second opinion would be great. [img_thumb]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x29/PownUnoobs/convo.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] She's leaning towards no.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;28756596]She's leaning towards no.[/QUOTE] BUT THAT DOUBLE SMILEY! that sounds sooo convincing!!!111one i dunno it could go both ways
[QUOTE=Pown;28756167]Hey everyone, I decided to take the advice posted here and just go for it. I think it went pretty well, but a second opinion would be great. [img_thumb]http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x29/PownUnoobs/convo.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Wow, every girl in america is exactly the same. the extra e after maybe is your indication that she likes you enough to be nice, but not enough to say yes sorry, champ, you fucked up [editline]22nd March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=CorporalRoss;28756645]BUT THAT DOUBLE SMILEY! that sounds sooo convincing!!!111one i dunno it could go both ways[/QUOTE] no, it couldnt. trust me, when they respond in the affirmative to shit like "keep me posted", they will never keep their word.
should've asked her out in person tbh
Well that bites. Thanks for chiming in and being constructive everyone. [QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;28756959]should've asked her out in person tbh[/QUOTE] Yeah. I was worried that, because of our schedules, that I'd end up just running into her randomly in the halls and catching her off guard and therefore worsening my chances. OH well, lesson learned for next time.
[QUOTE=Pown;28757127]catching her off guard and therefore worsening my chances. [/QUOTE] I feel like someone will argue against you.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;28757206]I feel like someone will argue against you.[/QUOTE] That would be me. Catching her off guard? And doing it over facebook didn't catch her off guard? There's a good chance that when you ask a girl out, she won't be expecting it. It's not like she's going to think "I'm caught so off guard, therefore I will say no." If anything, you're more likely to get a straightforward impulse answer if you do it out of nowhere, since she won't really have time to formulate a ridiculous excuse.
Wellp, I just realized that this has been a different summer for me, I managed to "reject" one girl and make out with another one.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28757469]That would be me. Catching her off guard? And doing it over facebook didn't catch her off guard? There's a good chance that when you ask a girl out, she won't be expecting it. It's not like she's going to think "I'm caught so off guard, therefore I will say no." If anything, you're more likely to get a straightforward impulse answer if you do it out of nowhere, since she won't really have time to formulate a ridiculous excuse.[/QUOTE] That makes a whole lot of sense. Thanks
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;28756666]Wow, every girl in america is exactly the same.[/QUOTE] holy shit! you're right, ive not met a girl yet who doesn't drag the end of words in their texts.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;28758073]holy shit! you're right, ive not met a girl yet who doesn't drag the end of words in their texts.[/QUOTE] Generalizations are win (I have plenty of female friends that don't do that). Were you being sarcastic?
Would a girl be a slut if she gave up her virginity to a guy who's four years older than her (Think the older guy being... <18) when he won't say no, and I don't think there's much more than physical attraction between them?
is this a "hypothetical" "my friend" situation
[QUOTE=Lord Ned;28759622]Would a girl be a slut if she gave up her virginity to a guy who's four years older than her (Think the older guy being... <18) when he won't say no, and I don't think there's much more than physical attraction between them?[/QUOTE] No, she would be someone with a sexuality. Like everyone.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;28739451]Just be yourself. [b]e.[/b] :v: [editline]21st March 2011[/editline] Why would you do that? I was serious, she (my friend) didn't understand the term. I am more curious, why did you take the time to point out that this friend of yours is a girl (almost as if it was an achievement).[/QUOTE] I think it is important that we get the female perspective, she disagreed with some of the things, that's all
[QUOTE=Monovfox;28760491]I think it is important that we get the female perspective[/QUOTE] i'm more female than most girls heh plus sawah never really contradicted us much at all, told people to grow balls
[QUOTE=thisispain;28760873]i'm more female than most girls heh plus sawah never really contradicted us much at all, told people to grow balls[/QUOTE] So am I I stand by the fact that I'm a female with balls though so its all good
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;28759740]No, she would be someone with a sexuality. Like everyone.[/QUOTE] It doesn't make a huge difference to me. My friend thinks she's "whore status" for wanting to, I don't particularly care one way or another. [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=lexus04;28759633]is this a "hypothetical" "my friend" situation[/QUOTE] Nah this is a different person.
[QUOTE=Monovfox;28760491]I think it is important that we get the female perspective, she disagreed with some of the things, that's all[/QUOTE] I bet if i bothered my pals they are leaning towards this advice. Despite our religion, it feels as though we are relatively down to Earth (judging from what is said/interactions compared to my friends). I think your friend is just a tad eccentric. Give some examples of a disagreement.
So, I have quite a serious issue considering sex. It's a something I don't fully understand and things get quite tense lately. Well, I've been with a girl for almost 2 years now. We know eachother so well and we share a lot of secrets, stories and so on. So we do trust eachother very much. Something I really appreciate, because you don't get that to often. Furthermore she is pretty and hot aswell. It's a jackpot. But in those 2 years we didn't have any sex and I don't know why. I love her and I find her so attractive, but for a long time we were into "petting" and all that jazz. It felt good at first but now it's just shite. Naturally we tried it a few times, but I always was kind of uneasy and felt something wrong. I just couldn't do it. Literally my dick failed me because I felt so strange. But afterwards I went more horrible, when I think about it I just want to fuck her but in the end I cannot fulfill it. I don't know why, now I ask myself if I'm gay but it is not possible or maybe I don't love her(I'm a person who have to get everything right before doing anything seriously) or perhaps it's some complexity inside of me. Luckily my girlfriend was very patient and we talked about this for a long while, but right now things are getting tight. She is not satisfied. I do understand that but I still don't know what to do. I have to pull myself together. It's so embaressing but at the same time sometimes I don't want to have sexual intercourse. It's odd. My girlfriend said several times that she is not the right type and that I will find another perfect girl. And please spare me dumb comments, I'm really desperate.
I need help! I went on a date with a girl I've been moderately friends with since I started college last september, it's obvious she likes me and I like her, but I've not been in an intimidate relationship since I was 14 (as sad as that sounds, I'm not 18). Things seem to be going well and we chat over e-mail a lot, most days, she's shy in person but over e-mail she's much more outgoing, I'm a little shy too, anyway, what I need help with is this: [img]http://gyazo.com/ce26e51e564eb416a35dceec0a0d4865.png[/img] Typical gibberish I usually get from girls over the internet, but I live with it. Now, she wants to take it slow and so do I, but she's already talking about kissing, we've been on 1 date so far (the cinema one, typical again I know) and nothing really happened, no touching or kissing, just talked and had a laugh (and watched a film) and I offered to walk her home from the cinema (not far) but she insisted I just get on go to the bus station. So here we are, where should I take her for the "2nd date" and when should I.. make a move? I don't want to be too frisky, should it be a short kiss on the lips, cheek, tongue, should I get passionate or what? And when should I do it? I really need help! Thankyou.
So who else misses Fix Up, Look Sharp thread? [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] Also I got my first girlfriend in 2 years recently. It's a result of going to all the parties I can, being as social as possible, stopping playing pc games and getting cool clothes. :smile: Would have happened so much sooner if I just GOT OVER MY FUCKING FRIEND WHO FRIENDZONED ME, who, now that i'm not infatuated with anymore, just annoys the fuck out of me.
Also, when do I know if we're officially "going out"? She asked me when I'm going to kiss her but we only see each over 2 times a week at college, we talk a lot over email as I said but it doesn't seem enough for if you're "going out" with someone, am I confusing it or what? We're both too shy to.. make it official.
[QUOTE=Akimotoz;28768784]So who else misses Fix Up, Look Sharp thread? [/QUOTE] [url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1064166-Fix-Up!-Look-Sharp-V3-Crazy-Hipsters-Edition[/url] [QUOTE=David Tennant;28769402]&#1079;&#1097;&#1099;&#1077;[/QUOTE] your penis is broken, return to manufacturer for a replacement
[QUOTE=David Tennant;28769402]Also, when do I know if we're officially "going out"? She asked me when I'm going to kiss her but we only see each over 2 times a week at college, we talk a lot over email as I said but it doesn't seem enough for if you're "going out" with someone, am I confusing it or what? We're both too shy to.. make it official.[/QUOTE] it's official when both parts agree that it's official
[QUOTE=SaWAH;28770564]it's official when both parts agree that it's official[/QUOTE] But none of us have said anything yet, but she's sending messages like "when are we going to kiss" etc?
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