• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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Who gives a shit if it's official or not?
it's official when you sign dat prenup nigguh (sorry listening to odd future)
[QUOTE=David Tennant;28771084]But none of us have said anything yet, but she's sending messages like "when are we going to kiss" etc?[/QUOTE] Perhaps you view kissing as a much more serious act than she does. She might think it's a pretty casual and common thing (because it is for lots of people). Kissing doesn't mean that she's your girlfriend or that you're her boyfriend.
If every girl I kissed was a girlfriend, then I've not only had a lot of girlfriends, but I've cheated on nearly all of them as well.
Is it strange to be 18 and to never have had romantic feelings toward anyone ever
[QUOTE=Lord Ned;28759622]Would a girl be a slut if she gave up her virginity to a guy who's four years older than her (Think the older guy being... <18) when he won't say no, and I don't think there's much more than physical attraction between them?[/QUOTE] No. I think people throw the word "slut" around WAY too casually. Even in college I hear people say "oh she's such a slut". Oh, so she's a slut because she sleeps with people? What a retarded way of looking at things. Ironically, the girls who do the slut-shaming tend to be the worst offenders or the ones who don't get any (speaking out of jealousy). [QUOTE=David Tennant;28769402]Also, when do I know if we're officially "going out"? She asked me when I'm going to kiss her but we only see each over 2 times a week at college, we talk a lot over email as I said but it doesn't seem enough for if you're "going out" with someone, am I confusing it or what? We're both too shy to.. make it official.[/QUOTE] You're getting ahead of yourself buddy. Being official after 2 dates is too soon. Give it time, enjoy the ride, don't be in such a rush to put a label on everything.
[QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;28773299]I think I still have feelings for my ex. It's odd, we didn't fit together; we're just kids (at 15 and 16), and we've been through two "relationships", both crashing after 2 months. We small talk and such, and for a while after our not-so-deep breakup we both avoided each other; albeit staring at each other a lot. It's incredibly odd, as I have absolutely no intention to get together with her again. We're incredibly different in terms of personalities, general behaviour and tastes. I feel incredibly lonely at the moment (been so the last three months) and I really want someone. Fuck, even my only friends are from Facepunch.[/QUOTE] It's all in your head. You need to learn how to be happy being single.... though I suppose that won't come until later, after you've had a trainwreck or two knock some sense into you.
Fucking hate romance and love it's so complicated and requires so much work. [editline]23rd March 2011[/editline] Ok so what you guys are saying is that I should stop getting ahead of myself? It's my first serious relationship so I agree I'm a little.. anxious, I'll take it easy. Honestly I don't even really "want" a relationship at the minute, but I'll go with it see what happens.
Ugh...I'm considering getting together with the girl that I don't like (enough) to be my girlfriend, just for the sake of it.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;28773512]Ugh...I'm considering getting together with the girl that I don't like (enough) to be my girlfriend, just for the sake of it.[/QUOTE] nothing wrong with havin a good time
[QUOTE=Hmn30;28773512]Ugh...I'm considering getting together with the girl that I don't like (enough) to be my girlfriend, just for the sake of it.[/QUOTE] Fascinating [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] How do you approach a girl about the idea of anal without saying anal
[QUOTE=kaskade700;28774742]Fascinating [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] How do you approach a girl about the idea of anal without saying anal[/QUOTE] You don't. The trick is to wiggle your pinky in there while you're fingering her to see if she's okay with it (known as "The Shocker"). If she doesn't say anything or react to it, then you throw some spit down when you're doing it doggy style and just go for the kill. She'll let you know right away whether it's okay or not, haha.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;28774742]Fascinating [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] How do you approach a girl about the idea of anal without saying anal[/QUOTE] lol, should i do it? it seems like a bad idea to be with someone you dont really like.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28775138]You don't. The trick is to wiggle your pinky in there while you're fingering her to see if she's okay with it (known as "The Shocker"). If she doesn't say anything or react to it, then you throw some spit down when you're doing it doggy style and just go for the kill. She'll let you know right away whether it's okay or not, haha.[/QUOTE] that's the least romantic thing i've ever read
[QUOTE=thisispain;28775271]that's the least romantic thing i've ever read[/QUOTE] Anal is the most beautiful and romantic thing a male and a female can engage in.
nah it's shoving eggs up her bum
[QUOTE=thisispain;28775508]nah it's shoving footballs up her bum[/QUOTE] I assume this is what your going for
[QUOTE=CorporalRoss;28775586]I assume this is what your going for[/QUOTE] oh god noobie here read this: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_the_eye[/url] so you can be informed on things that i references
I got some knowledge to throw down. Make sure to do a background check on a girl you might be interested in. Last girl I was talking to, I kept her a secret from my friends. One of them who's known her for a good while. Anyway when I did tell them about her I learned she was some huge slut who was in some orgy with four guys. I was like, "Fuck that..." Next morning when she texted me I replied back, "Hallo schlampfe." (prolly spelled that wrong) She laughed and asked what that meant but I didn't reply back. Last I heard from her is that she might be pregnant from getting some guy after I stopped talking to her. Now that I think about it. Every girl I've got involved with recently have had their lives go a little down south. One got kicked out of continuation school and her best friends stopped hanging out with her completely, one's going out with some loser, another went bisexual, and another got sent to continuation school. But maybe I have bad timing or something.
You're probably just a terrible judge of character. I've messed around with some nutcase girls, but I've always known exactly what I was dealing with.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28778529]You're probably just a terrible judge of character. I've messed around with some nutcase girls, but I've always known exactly what I was dealing with.[/QUOTE] The one that went out with a loser after me was actually a really nice girl but I had to break it off because we didn't have much in common.
[QUOTE=Hmn30;28775251]lol, should i do it? it seems like a bad idea to be with someone you dont really like.[/QUOTE] I would, if she looked decent and all.
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;28778601]The one that went out with a loser after me was actually a really nice girl but I had to break it off because we didn't have much in common.[/QUOTE] it's better to date someone who complements you rather than a female version of yourself
[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;28778601]The one that went out with a loser after me was actually a really nice girl but I had to break it off because we didn't have much in common.[/QUOTE] You don't have to have anything in common with a girl, where this concept that your partner has to have the same interests as you came from, I have no idea. I mean, the girl I've been dating likes the same music as me, and that's about it. She loves driving, I fucking hate driving. She loves painting, drawing, and photography; I love writing, geography, and beer. She doesn't really party, doesn't smoke at all, and doesn't even cuss nearly as much as I do. However, we work well together. Gunning for a girl that has the same interests as you closes you off from a lot of compatible girls. It's more fun to be with someone different than you. [editline]24th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=PrusseluskenV2;28782567]It's fucking odd because I already have a crush on someone, but I can't keep myself from imaging her and myself again.[/QUOTE] The reason why you can't get over your ex is because you're still in contact with her. As long as you remain in communication with her, you're probably going to have feelings for her. You need to cut communication until you fully get over it.
Maverick your anal advice sucked.
[QUOTE=thisispain;28775709]oh god noobie here read this: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_the_eye[/url] so you can be informed on things that i references[/QUOTE] ah shit... i remember this i shall never doubt you again /bows
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28775503]Anal is the most beautiful and romantic thing a male and a female can engage in.[/QUOTE] no DVDA is [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;28775709]oh god noobie here read this: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_the_eye[/url] so you can be informed on things that i references[/QUOTE] u keep telling everybody about this so i finally read it so what? i dont get the big deal. its pretty tame and uninteresting.
How do I have sex?
[QUOTE=kaskade700;28782785]Maverick your anal advice sucked.[/QUOTE] tell all the gossip or stop posting jeez
Somebody told the girl I fancied that I hated her and called her a bitch, amongst other insults. She responded by blocking me on facebook, telling me she never wanted to see me again and seemed quite angry. I myself have become even more angry at my failings and problems. Somebody told her this series of lies and I do not know who did it and why they would do such a thing.
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