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Tell her you didn't say that?
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28782982] u keep telling everybody about this so i finally read it so what? i dont get the big deal. its pretty tame and uninteresting.[/QUOTE] sick fuck
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;28789596]Tell her you didn't say that?[/QUOTE] The problem is she doesn't want to talk to me and actively tries to avoid me. She believes some assholes lies.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28789771]The problem is she doesn't want to talk to me and actively tries to avoid me. She believes some assholes lies.[/QUOTE] Leave her a letter, say you never said those things and you really like her. She'll find it sweet
[QUOTE=Occlusion;28790215]Leave her a letter, say you never said those things and you really like her. She'll find it sweet[/QUOTE] She would probably tear it up or ignore it. I am trying to find out who said those things.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28790444]She would probably tear it up or ignore it. I am trying to find out who said those things.[/QUOTE] Just approach her and ask who exactly said that you hated her. Kill two birds with one stone by confronting her about it instead of searching for someone telling lies.
[QUOTE=Evilan;28790686]Just approach her and ask who exactly said that you hated her. Kill two birds with one stone by confronting her about it instead of searching for someone telling lies.[/QUOTE] This. Go up to her and say whoever told her those things aren't true. If she doesn't believe you, say "Get whoever told you those things over here and see if they're still willing to say I said those things to my face." If it's just your word vs. theirs, you'll probably lose since they have the upper hand right now. Get to try and say you said those things to your face and the tides will change. Even if they try to pull a "Yeah, you did say those things," then just play detective on them and make them bury it in lies until facts don't match up. Where were you when you told them those things? What was the conversation about that motivated you to say those things. The setting question seals the deal most of the time. They'll make up some bullshit time you told them, and you can just say, "Oh, so I was talking shit about her to you at the same time I was at football practice? Makes sense," or something like that. Works like a charm.
[QUOTE=thisispain;28775709]oh god noobie here read this: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Story_of_the_eye[/url] so you can be informed on things that i references[/QUOTE] I once read a post on a forum about this novel, the OP fapped to it and promoted using it for porn to open your mind and move your boundaries, most of the replies thanked him. I then made a ban-me thread and never came back. I has some nice illustrations though. [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MaverickIB;28791078]This. Go up to her and say whoever told her those things aren't true. If she doesn't believe you, say "Get whoever told you those things over here and see if they're still willing to say I said those things to my face." If it's just your word vs. theirs, you'll probably lose since they have the upper hand right now. Get to try and say you said those things to your face and the tides will change. Even if they try to pull a "Yeah, you did say those things," then just play detective on them and make them bury it in lies until facts don't match up. Where were you when you told them those things? What was the conversation about that motivated you to say those things. The setting question seals the deal most of the time. They'll make up some bullshit time you told them, and you can just say, "Oh, so I was talking shit about her to you at the same time I was at football practice? Makes sense," or something like that. Works like a charm.[/QUOTE] Solution 2 Find a less shitfucksstupidguilible girl or stop getting black-out drunk and talk about what ou'd like to do to your crushes to questionable friends.
Yeah, I thought about telling the kid to not find a retarded girl to go for, but figured that wouldn't get through very well. Maybe he likes girls with extra chromosomes, who knows.
Does a womans sex skill rise exponentially with er age? I'm 18 and the oldest girl I've ever done was nineteen, youngest 15(younger back then, mind you, not reallly was 17 dontgiveafuck) Obviously the 19 year old was much more easily managable but the question is: I'm working on a 22yrold will she be even better? [I] know it has everything to do with the girls in question, but generally speaking?[/I]
[QUOTE=kaskade700;28791154]I once read a post on a forum about this novel, the OP fapped to it and promoted using it for porn to open your mind and move your boundaries, most of the replies thanked him. I then made a ban-me thread and never came back. I has some nice illustrations though.[/QUOTE] yeah i'm not promoting it because you guys should expand your mind for porn, i'm promoting it because it's really funny and wicked unless you are sick like rusty
How do you deal with a chick who has a fear of losing you? We've been going out for a while but she has a history of dumping guys just because she thinks if she dates them too long they'll hate her, which I honestly don't get..
[QUOTE=Bellminator;28792656]How do you deal with a chick who has a fear of losing you? We've been going out for a while but she has a history of dumping guys just because she thinks if she dates them too long they'll hate her, which I honestly don't get..[/QUOTE] you tell her she's being immature
"you're being immature" "NOOO YOU RESENT ME FOR MY IMMATURITY I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU"
[QUOTE=thisispain;28791832]yeah i'm not promoting it because you guys should expand your mind for porn, i'm promoting it because it's really funny and wicked unless you are sick like rusty[/QUOTE] try reading american psycho its a lot worse than ur pansy story although i havent read it myself but ive heard about some things in it it seems right up my alley [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] if i wrote a book it would get banned from all countries
[QUOTE=Rusty100;28796731] if i wrote a book it would get banned from all countries[/QUOTE] because IT WOULD SUCK
I tried your advice and now the authorities and school teachers think I have broken the law. People are too fucking gullible. Nobody listened to me and thought I was lying, it just made everything worse. I did manage to find out that it was some kike that told her though. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Antisemitism" - JohnnyMo1))[/highlight]
Kill him and wear his skin as a mask, and then confess to her that he was a sacrifice for your love for her. It will show your confidence and dominance, and that you are the alpha-male. Best of luck.
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;28798721]Kill him and wear his skin as a mask, and then confess to her that he was a sacrifice for your love for her. It will show your confidence and dominance, and that you are the alpha-male. Best of luck.[/QUOTE] Yeah right, the previous advice I was given was crap what good will this do.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28791242]Yeah, I thought about telling the kid to not find a retarded girl to go for, but figured that wouldn't get through very well. Maybe he likes girls with extra chromosomes, who knows.[/QUOTE] mo chromosomes, mo betta
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28798582]I tried your advice and now the authorities and school teachers think I have broken the law. People are too fucking gullible. Nobody listened to me and thought I was lying, it just made everything worse. I did manage to find out that it was some kike that told her though.[/QUOTE] 10 bucks says you handled the situation nothing like how I suggested you handle it. The key was to keep the pressure on the kid that made up the shit, forcing them to bury themselves in lies right in front of the girl's face, which would make her trust you more than them. You probably sat there and let them keep the pressure on you, so you were the one trying to explain yourself. Also, it's your fault for not asking her out before all this shit went down.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28801261]10 bucks says you handled the situation nothing like how I suggested you handle it. The key was to keep the pressure on the kid that made up the shit, forcing them to bury themselves in lies right in front of the girl's face, which would make her trust you more than them. You probably sat there and let them keep the pressure on you, so you were the one trying to explain yourself. Also, it's your fault for not asking her out before all this shit went down.[/QUOTE] I doubt he even really tried what was suggested. Sounds like he tried doing it in his own desperate creepy sort of way if it went so bad that "the authorities" and teachers got involved in it too. Why would you even want to hang around a girl who wouldn't even bother to try and hear your side of the story? Fucking fuck I'm so glad high school is in the past for me when I read/hear about shit like this [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] Which reminds me; how's it going with the girl, DL?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28798582]I did manage to find out that it was some kike that told her though.[/QUOTE] You sound like quite a pleasant person I am in shock as to the fact that anyone wouldn't like you
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;28798582] I did manage to find out that it was some kike that told her though. [/QUOTE] let's see -hates "degenerate art" -listens to wagner -advocates a fascist state -hates jews yeah i knew it all along
As I understand it, it is more difficult to engage in a relationship with a friend. Is it more or less difficult to be with a friend with whom I've been out of contact with for an extended period of time?
I know this sounds a bit odd,but I figure its up facepunch's alley. How do I get a girl (whom Im almost certain has a crush on me(Don't know why,I'm a massive nerd)) to stop trying to get my attention? We have one main classes together where the seats are fucking retarded I'm facing this way ^,and shes facing <. % being the clock. % < ^ I'll try to look at the clock or at the board (in the same area as the clock) and she'll start coughing and laughing and leaning forward and making weird facial expressions. I've tried completely ignoring her,giving in,and even being sort of rude. All without result. I'd prefer a not so disgusting or rude way,considering one of my friends sits next to me. P.S. This isn't a Maverick exclusive question,considering the fact that most of you know intricately how to repel women
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;28811627]As I understand it, it is more difficult to engage in a relationship with a friend. Is it more or less difficult to be with a friend with whom I've been out of contact with for an extended period of time?[/QUOTE] Likely easier, as you have a good past but you haven't spent the your time knowing each other as friends, so you can "get to know her again" in a different context. Time apart kind of resets the lines we draw for each other.
to sum up what flakattack said: [quote] While you are away My heart comes undone Slowly unravels In a ball of yarn The devil collects it With a grin Our love In a ball of yarn He'll never return it So when you come back We'll have to make new love[/quote] *sniff* that song by bjork always makes me cry [editline]25th March 2011[/editline] cuz it's like sad and happy at the same time
What's with all the stories of the condom breaking and what not. I thought they were pretty damn durable and streachy, which seems to be the qualities needed for one to not break.
Condoms don't break when used correctly. They only break because fucktards keep the same one in their wallet for 3 years and then think it's still good to go.
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