[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28813626]Condoms don't break when used correctly.
They only break because fucktards keep the same one in their wallet for 3 years and then think it's still good to go.[/QUOTE]
well that's not true
i FUCKED SO HARD it broke all 3 condoms i was wearing
try wearing 4 next time
as they say, 4 a day keeps the obstetrician away!!
I've only broken one. I was using it as a balloon.
[QUOTE=revanade;28812162]I know this sounds a bit odd,but I figure its up facepunch's alley.
How do I get a girl (whom Im almost certain has a crush on me(Don't know why,I'm a massive nerd)) to stop trying to get my attention?
We have one main classes together where the seats are fucking retarded I'm facing this way ^,and shes facing <. % being the clock.
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I'll try to look at the clock or at the board (in the same area as the clock) and she'll start coughing and laughing and leaning forward and making weird facial expressions. I've tried completely ignoring her,giving in,and even being sort of rude. All without result.
I'd prefer a not so disgusting or rude way,considering one of my friends sits next to me.
P.S. This isn't a Maverick exclusive question,considering the fact that most of you know intricately how to repel women[/QUOTE]
just tell her that you aren't interested in her.
hey there ARE some brands of condoms that break easily. I mean, this 'Vizit' shit, extremely easy to break, just fill one with water and it'll break after the volume exceeds that of a large dick, while something like durex will put up with litres and litres
[editline]26th March 2011[/editline]
this is just a testing technique, mind you
A condom once literally exploded inside my gf as we were having sex, the entire top half had to be... fished out.
That was a stressful day, I fretted so badly that she was going to fall pregnant, but thankfully that didn't happen.
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;28804124]Which reminds me; how's it going with the girl, DL?[/QUOTE]
Good, actually. We've talked about it and we've both finally agreed on where we are with each other. Neither of us want another serious relationship any time soon, especially not with each other, so we're just keeping a close friendship together even though we have such an interesting past, and even though we both know that we still have 'feelings' for each other. It's certainly not conventional, but we never were anyway, and we're both happy with it so I don't really care. We can hang out as friends, and still do all the things we used to love doing together, without all of the emotional stress of a committed relationship.
The other day we even talked comfortably about our future relationships, and that we'd be pleased to hear if the other had found someone else that they're happy with. She's told me that she doesn't want to go off and do thoughtless shit with other guys anymore either, which was good to hear as well. She's definitely trying a lot harder to let me know how much she values me, and that she doesn't ever want to push me away again.
I don't expect a lot of people, especially here, to agree with any of this, but to be honest I don't really think it matters anymore. We're both happy, we both know what we're doing, and it works. It's a nice thing to continue, and eventually it will end but we're both okay with that.
[QUOTE=thisispain;28812625]to sum up what flakattack said:
*sniff* that song by bjork always makes me cry
[editline]25th March 2011[/editline]
cuz it's like sad and happy at the same time[/QUOTE]
Thats a great song, but I cringed with the force of a thousand suns when you quoted it like that. :psyduck:
5 months ago, me and a girlfriend of exactly 10 months broke up. It was more of a mutual break-up since she was so miserable for mixed reasons, I couldn't help her anymore and I just wanted her to be happy.
I was stupid and thought that we would get back together but unfortunately that wasn't the case. So I'm stuck with feelings for her and she just wants to be friends now, calling me the "best friend she's ever had"
I try to avoid her at school and not text her or anything but she always comes to me now. She wants to be friends but I dunno if I can do that because she was my first long-term relationship if you can even call it that and I really had a thing for her, loved her even. I wasn't her first so I'm assuming she had no problem moving on from me.
"Out of sight, out of mind" works wonderfully until the other texts you or adds you on facebook with some nickname thats vaguely similar to her real name and then you realize its her and all these memories come rushing back. I wish she wasn't trying to be my friend because it fucking hurts. A lot.
First break-ups really are the hardest :smith:
I don't expect any responses I just want to post my whining.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28813626]Condoms don't break when used correctly.
They only break because fucktards keep the same one in their wallet for 3 years and then think it's still good to go.[/QUOTE]
I thought you meant they use it, put it in their wallet and use it again the next time for a second there
[editline]26th March 2011[/editline]
and to Dark Descent talk to her, say you still have feelings for her. If you are trying to break contact then either she's gonna find it weird and leave you alone or she's gonna be with you, so win win
No, don't tell her you still have feelings for her, especially not if you want her back. If you want to get over it, then just tell her you need some more time?
She knows I still have feelings for her, she also knows I'm trying to get over her and she does try to give me space.
I just feel sad that I can't let go. That's what I'm trying to do.
Just completely cut off contact with her and avoid talking about her or the breakup with anyone else until you completely feel at peace about it. You can be friends once you stop having any sort of feelings toward her.
[QUOTE=CheeserCrice;28817373]Thats a great song, but I cringed with the force of a thousand suns when you quoted it like that. :psyduck:[/QUOTE]
yeah that's the joke
[quote=FlakAttack]Likely easier, as you have a good past but you haven't spent the your time knowing each other as friends, so you can "get to know her again" in a different context. Time apart kind of resets the lines we draw for each other. [/quote]
So how does aproximately 20 months sound?
My mother is convinced that I am trying to get my girlfriend pregnant. :v:
[QUOTE=Lord Ned;28831634]My mother is convinced that I am trying to get my girlfriend pregnant. :v:[/QUOTE]
My friend is convinced that she [i]is[/i] pregnant.
Oh, sorry that wasn't very funny.
Shit, yesterday I found out that she indeed doesn't feel the same as she did a few months back. While she still really likes me, that's as far as it goes. And that's just the biggest insult I could get.
[QUOTE=Lord Ned;28813551]What's with all the stories of the condom breaking and what not. I thought they were pretty damn durable and streachy, which seems to be the qualities needed for one to not break.[/QUOTE]
I've used both the Trojan and Lifestyles brands with no trouble, but the One brand broke on me the first time I used them. Though to be fair, they were not big enough, but neither were the Lifestyles ones so I'm not sure how valid of an excuse that is.
[QUOTE=Cows Rule;28825901]So how does aproximately 20 months sound?[/QUOTE]
20 months is definitely long enough.
Okay, so I ate some girl out about a month ago, I dont really know her but since then I've had this sore throat that wont seem to go away.
I didnt catch anything did I?
I'm so fucking happy right now but every day I'm getting more and more upset, I currently have 2 exes utterley sabotaging my relationship :( exes shouldn't even be on the scene this early in a new relationship! One of them I'm not as fussed about, but one of them...I thought he was my friend :( He's said some really hurtful stuff to me, and of course my boyfriend's seeing it all, he even sent me some horrible texts this morning when we were lying in bed together - they really upset me. This is the one time I've felt really happy with my life and him and the other one are doing their best to ruin it, and I can't stand it :( I'm so upset right now, I'm crying as I type this - it's getting me down :(
[QUOTE=Asm;28837541]Okay, so I ate some girl out about a month ago, I dont really know her but since then I've had this sore throat that wont seem to go away.
I didnt catch anything did I?[/QUOTE]
cooties
[QUOTE=Foghorn;28837876]I'm so fucking happy right now but every day I'm getting more and more upset, I currently have 2 exes utterley sabotaging my relationship :( exes shouldn't even be on the scene this early in a new relationship! One of them I'm not as fussed about, but one of them...I thought he was my friend :( He's said some really hurtful stuff to me, and of course my boyfriend's seeing it all, he even sent me some horrible texts this morning when we were lying in bed together - they really upset me. This is the one time I've felt really happy with my life and him and the other one are doing their best to ruin it, and I can't stand it :( I'm so upset right now, I'm crying as I type this - it's getting me down :([/QUOTE]
Change your number and don't tell them where you are going. If they some how hunt you down, then you should seriously see if they are looking out your window right now.
[QUOTE=Foghorn;28837876]I'm so fucking happy right now but every day I'm getting more and more upset, I currently have 2 exes utterley sabotaging my relationship :( exes shouldn't even be on the scene this early in a new relationship! One of them I'm not as fussed about, but one of them...I thought he was my friend :( He's said some really hurtful stuff to me, and of course my boyfriend's seeing it all, he even sent me some horrible texts this morning when we were lying in bed together - they really upset me. This is the one time I've felt really happy with my life and him and the other one are doing their best to ruin it, and I can't stand it :( I'm so upset right now, I'm crying as I type this - it's getting me down :([/QUOTE]
You gotta have thicker skin than that.
Words are just words.
If you get a text from an ex, delete it before you read it, simple as that. Nobody is forcing you to listen to what they say, it's clear their intentions are to ruin your relationship, so why take what they say to heart? You gotta be smarter than that.
Maverick is da man
I guess I'll break up with her this evening. The last month has just raped my mind, it hurts.
[QUOTE=Paravin;28843037]I guess I'll [b]break[/b] up with [b]her[/b] this evening. The last month has just [b]raped[/b] my mind, [b]it hurts[/b].[/QUOTE]
Man, I scanned that post really quickly and read only those words... Perhaps my subconscious is a little screwy...
:v: oh wow
Still waiting for her to call me as usual, a hundred things to say.
Social networking sites are so useful for relationships, so much easier to introduce yourself.
What the fuck, she completely destroyed any arguments I had just by phoning me back and shit after our first talk. Basically any idea that she didn't feel anything for me was [highlight]annihilated[/highlight] the second she said it really hurts for her too and that she doesn't want me to go. What the fucking shit just happened tonight I need a fucking drink.
[editline]28th March 2011[/editline]
And I need a brain scan since I'm a complete retard.
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