• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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[QUOTE=ScoutKing;28867029]you're fucking retarded if you forget communication that easily.[/QUOTE] You're challenged. Action requires thought; thought leads to thinking solely on action; straying thought leads to phone (which, for me, is stuck on vibrate (thus inaudible and not often noticed)) being forgotten.
Most human beings have the ability to multi-task.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28867417]Most human beings have the ability to multi-task.[/QUOTE] To prove that point, I bet that at least two people who read this page have their hands idly down their pants while they read. Multi-tasking.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;28867417]Most human beings have the ability to multi-task.[/QUOTE] Distracted easily. Meaning, if I lose my train of thought, unfortunately, I have to start over again. It gets real frustrating with math, so, I forget the lesser of importance and finish the homework. I can multi-task, so long as one of the tasks is done easily with the subconscience. Trying to combine to actively-thought processes is not as simple as you seem to make it. At least, not for me. Tell me if I am being defensive. I am trying to debate as logically as I can.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;28867646]Distracted easily. Meaning, if I lose my train of thought, unfortunately, I have to start over again. It gets real frustrating with math, so, I forget the lesser of importance and finish the homework. I can multi-task, so long as one of the tasks is done easily with the subconscience. Trying to combine to actively-thought processes is not as simple as you seem to make it. At least, not for me. Tell me if I am being defensive. I am trying to debate as logically as I can.[/QUOTE] you can get shit done and still not forget what you were doing before. My point is people who actually genuinely forget they are communicating with another person VIA text are fucking retarded and have the memory of a fish.
Man at college today this hot girl who was wearing leggings that were litteraly less than nanometer thick bent over and I could see a near perfect outline of her underwear and veluptuous butt. I just wanted to rear my hand back as far as it could go and give those luscious buttcheeks a nice big slap. Kinda sucks being faithful to a girl you love, but itll all pay in the end.
[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;28868057]Man at college today this hot girl who was wearing leggings that were litteraly less than nanometer thick bent over and I could see a near perfect outline of her underwear and veluptuous butt. I just wanted to read my hand back as far as it could go and give those luscious buttcheeks a nice big slap. Kinda sucks being faithful to a girl you love, but itll all pay in the end.[/QUOTE] Sounds like the beginning to a great porno.
So was feeling a little depressed about going to Mexico alone (was supposed to go with my ex, thought I wouldn't find a girl like her again etc) Only in Mexico will I meet a girl at night and talk to her for a few hours, realize we share the same outlook on life (take things serious in the long run, but go slow and enjoy time as it goes by type of shit) Next day I fuck her in a bathroom, and my room, and some beach house we broke into. Cuddle under the moonlight, laugh and talk. Next day she seems entirely distant, has daddy trust issues, doesn't like to keep guys close because they're always breaking her heart. Feel slightly depressed, spend last day walking the beach alone. Flight back, realize "i just fucked some hot chick three times" :smug: why be depressed?
[QUOTE=Mr.Dounut;28868880]So was feeling a little depressed about going to Mexico alone (was supposed to go with my ex, thought I wouldn't find a girl like her again etc) Only in Mexico will I meet a girl at night and talk to her for a few hours, realize we share the same outlook on life (take things serious in the long run, but go slow and enjoy time as it goes by type of shit) Next day I fuck her in a bathroom, and my room, and some beach house we broke into. Cuddle under the moonlight, laugh and talk. Next day she seems entirely distant, has daddy trust issues, doesn't like to keep guys close because they're always breaking her heart. Feel slightly depressed, spend last day walking the beach alone. Flight back, realize "i just fucked some hot chick three times" :smug: why be depressed?[/QUOTE] Atta boy!
You lucky mother fucker.
you should be depressed because you made up a story to impress us
Yeah, cause if you really went to Mexico, you woulda had your head cut off and hung from a bridge near the border.
better check yourself for chlamydia and herpes fool
[media]http://i56.tinypic.com/2mnlkd1.jpg[/media] i need a good DAT ASS caption and some cropping
wow you creepy as fuck
[QUOTE=thisispain;28869838]wow you creepy as fuck[/QUOTE] she's just tired from earlier :smug:
dude i'm like looking at a blurry picture obviously taken from far away while you are going [noparse]:smug:[/noparse] this is so creepy that i'm gonna go lock my door
pussy was taken by my older cousin when he was fucking around with me btw
[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;28868057]Man at college today this hot girl who was wearing leggings that were litteraly less than nanometer thick bent over and I could see a near perfect outline of her underwear and veluptuous butt. I just wanted to rear my hand back as far as it could go and give those luscious buttcheeks a nice big slap. Kinda sucks being faithful to a girl you love, but itll all pay in the end.[/QUOTE] reminds me of this one time where my boyfriend and i went to the store i had spilled on my leggings that are not see through, so i just thought fuck it, put on a pair and was sure nobody would notice then when we got to the store my boyfriend was like "so remember when you thought nobody would notice?" "uhuh?" "that guy standing behind us definitely just noticed"
hah you wacky danes
I learned that habanero chilies are hot as fuck today. I used to think that taking a big ass bite out of any hot chilie might be fun but not anymore that's for sure [editline]29th March 2011[/editline] Oh and I learned to wash your hands twice, maybe even three times, before touching the tip of your dick before taking a piss. Shit burns
do guys touch the tip of their dick before they piss?
i don't think all guys share the same exact technique
well i thought it was just a question of hep hey little dick and then just piss
well apparently it isn't i try to not touch my dick at all, just zip down and open fire and if necessary, scrub and clean up
[QUOTE=SaWAH;28870739]do guys touch the tip of their dick before they piss?[/QUOTE] wtf nobody does that
I only touch my dick when I need extra precision to remove shit stains.
bitches be crazy
my girlfriend has not broken up with me [URL="javascript:FR_InsertTextHelper(%20'vB_Editor_QR_textarea',%20':slick:'%20);"][IMG]http://cdn.fpcontent.net/fp/emoot/slick.gif[/IMG][/URL]
but i have its over thisispain
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