• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;28888891]I pissed off a gang member and now I'm pretty concerned for my family's safety. He yelled out that he would find me by my license plate via the internet. Time to get a gun permit, I think.[/QUOTE] :ohdear:
[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;28888891]I pissed off a gang member and now I'm pretty concerned for my family's safety. He yelled out that he would find me by my license plate via the internet. Time to get a gun permit, I think.[/QUOTE] Right... I doubt he's going to pay money to use one of those search sites. I'm almost 100% sure you're in the clear. [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=DoctorSalt;28886260]That's where it's a lil tricky. I'm just about on the cutoff date, so I turn 18 pretty much when Senior Year begins. She'll be a sophmore then. I don't know exactly how old she is.[/QUOTE] She's probably 15-16 then. Just date her if it makes you happy, and don't worry what other people think of it. A taboo in high school really doesn't carry much weight.
What does it mean when a you and a girl are walking in the opposite direction, but before and during when you pass each other, she either looks away or looks at you with a smirk. Are either of them good? Both good? Either of them bad? both bad? I'm not sure if when that situations arises should my confidence be shattered or boosted? I thought about it, sometimes when I see a good looking girl walk towards me I get nervous and look away pretending I'm looking at something else. Is that what they're doing aswell or are they thinking "omg a creep, I'm gonna look away". So when they look away or look at you with a smirk ... which one is good or bad or both?
[QUOTE='[ToRn];28891029']What does it mean when a you and a girl are walking in the opposite direction, but before and during when you pass each other, she either looks away or looks at you with a smirk. Are either of them good? Both good? Either of them bad? both bad? I'm not sure if when that situations arises should my confidence be shattered or boosted? I thought about it, sometimes when I see a good looking girl walk towards me I get nervous and look away pretending I'm looking at something else. Is that what they're doing aswell or are they thinking "omg a creep, I'm gonna look away". So when they look away or look at you with a smirk ... which one is good or bad or both?[/QUOTE] I wouldn't take 'signs' seriously.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];28891029']What does it mean when a you and a girl are walking in the opposite direction, but before and during when you pass each other, she either looks away or looks at you with a smirk. Are either of them good? Both good? Either of them bad? both bad? I'm not sure if when that situations arises should my confidence be shattered or boosted? I thought about it, sometimes when I see a good looking girl walk towards me I get nervous and look away pretending I'm looking at something else. Is that what they're doing aswell or are they thinking "omg a creep, I'm gonna look away". So when they look away or look at you with a smirk ... which one is good or bad or both?[/QUOTE] Grab her ass and find out [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] srsly [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] ToRn I know you're lurking take my advice [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] Girls love that stuff [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] Even if the signs turn out to be negatory she will change her mind on you
[QUOTE='[ToRn];28891029']What does it mean when a you and a girl are walking in the opposite direction, but before and during when you pass each other, she either looks away or looks at you with a smirk. Are either of them good? Both good? Either of them bad? both bad? I'm not sure if when that situations arises should my confidence be shattered or boosted? I thought about it, sometimes when I see a good looking girl walk towards me I get nervous and look away pretending I'm looking at something else. Is that what they're doing aswell or are they thinking "omg a creep, I'm gonna look away". So when they look away or look at you with a smirk ... which one is good or bad or both?[/QUOTE] Oh my. If your confidence is being 'shattered or boosted' based on if a girl looks at you or not, then you've got some major issues. Walking past a pretty girl 101: Just look at her and smile like a normal human being. Let her break eye contact first to show that you are ~alpha~. If you do break eye contact, don't break it downwards (this is a SIGN that you are a massive VAGINA). They probably look away because you look all awkward and nervous because all this stupid shit is going on in your head. Just relax, if a girl is looking at you just look back at her and smile. [editline]31st March 2011[/editline] By the way, it means nothing. She's looking at you SHE WANTS TO COPULATE, no seriously she's just looking at you.
[QUOTE='[ToRn];28891029']What does it mean when a you and a girl are walking in the opposite direction, but before and during when you pass each other, she either looks away or looks at you with a smirk. Are either of them good? Both good? Either of them bad? both bad? I'm not sure if when that situations arises should my confidence be shattered or boosted? I thought about it, sometimes when I see a good looking girl walk towards me I get nervous and look away pretending I'm looking at something else. Is that what they're doing aswell or are they thinking "omg a creep, I'm gonna look away". So when they look away or look at you with a smirk ... which one is good or bad or both?[/QUOTE] You should never look away. Also, this is not a sign, she's thinking the exact same thing as you are when she looks away "This is awkward to me." Keep your head up, keep a passive facial expression, and avoid looking away otherwise you look like what Dark_Light said, a massive puss.
My girlfriend is tight as hell. I've eaten her out and fingered her before, but when it comes to sex I can't even fit it in there. I'm not gigantic, 6" on a good day, but there's really no budging when I try to get it in. How can I stretch it out a little bit? I can't really even fit in more than one finger without her saying it hurts.
Alrighty, tomorrow I'm gonna talk to her, see what she thinks of me. [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] She's gotta like me, and if she doesn't then whatever.
[QUOTE=MrJazzy;28894300]Alrighty, tomorrow I'm gonna talk to her, see what she thinks of me. [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] She's gotta like me, and if she doesn't then whatever.[/QUOTE] Oh my god are you retarded. You don't ask a girl what she thinks of you, you ask her out.
[QUOTE=leet;28894256]My girlfriend is tight as hell. I've eaten her out and fingered her before, but when it comes to sex I can't even fit it in there. I'm not gigantic, 6" on a good day, but there's really no budging when I try to get it in. How can I stretch it out a little bit? I can't really even fit in more than one finger without her saying it hurts.[/QUOTE] You can either stop dating pre-teens or let her develop her body. You can also do like that one pedophile I saw a documentary on and give her a set of crayons and then tell her to alert you when she can fit 4 or 5 in there. sort of like you know, giving her an exercise she can have fun with.
Asking a girl out over facebook chat is weird, right?
[QUOTE=Barnhouse;28895448]Asking a girl out over facebook chat is weird, right?[/QUOTE] if you think being a pussy is weird yes and it is, ask her out in person
Damn, just found out that the girl I want to ask out is 1 year older than me at the minimum, 3 years at max.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;28895482]Damn, just found out that the girl I want to ask out is 1 year older than me at the minimum, 3 years at max.[/QUOTE] so?
[QUOTE=plazzydan;28895517]so?[/QUOTE] That's a big age difference maturity wise when you're both teenagers. If we were both in our 20s this wouldn't matter.
[QUOTE=Evilan;28890142]Right... I doubt he's going to pay money to use one of those search sites. I'm almost 100% sure you're in the clear.[/QUOTE] I thought this too but this guy seemed crazy. I wouldn't doubt he would find a way. I also thought about making a thread about this in GD but something tells me it wouldn't be received well
[QUOTE=Big Ben;28895649]That's a big age difference maturity wise when you're both teenagers. If we were both in our 20s this wouldn't matter.[/QUOTE] I'm 17 and the girl I'm gonna ask out is almost 19. It doesn't feel weird at all for some reason.
Hell yeah, just got a 'yes' to a date.
omg, gais. i lost my vcard. respekt me now. Woah, "respekt" is accepted by Google Chrome's spellchecker, but "woah" is not.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;28895649]That's a big age difference maturity wise when you're both teenagers. If we were both in our 20s this wouldn't matter.[/QUOTE] Maturity and age does not mean shit. Just because a person is 25 doesn't mean they are going to be super mature. Ask the girl out and judge her on her actions, not by her age.
[QUOTE=General Omega;28896202]Maturity and age does not mean shit. Just because a person is 25 doesn't mean they are going to be super mature. Ask the girl out and judge her on her actions, not by her age.[/QUOTE] Half-truth.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;28895094]You can either stop dating pre-teens or let her develop her body. You can also do like that one pedophile I saw a documentary on and give her a set of crayons and then tell her to alert you when she can fit 4 or 5 in there. sort of like you know, giving her an exercise she can have fun with.[/QUOTE] She's 16.
[QUOTE=leet;28897152]She's 16.[/QUOTE] And yourself?
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;28897774]And yourself?[/QUOTE] 16 as well. Though it's not to be expected, I don't want to hear people saying we're too young. We've been dating for almost 2 years now, we're both very sure we want to go through with this.
[QUOTE=leet;28898502]16 as well. Though it's not to be expected, I don't want to hear people saying we're too young. We've been dating for almost 2 years now, we're both very sure we want to go through with this.[/QUOTE] omg 2 yung!!! No, I was hoping you were older so I could press the pedophile joke further. [editline]30th March 2011[/editline] Also, I might suggest this: [img]http://www.atcrux.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Oral_pear.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=leet;28897152]She's 16.[/QUOTE] I didn't ask for her age. And my advice is actually quite relevant. Sure, Crayons might not be your first choice but when something goes in it's going to stretch, and if your dick is too much of a Goliath to get in you're gonna have to find something smaller, or she is, a sausage maybe? Of course that is only if you want to hurry the process. a lot of sixteen year old girls experience this and the vast majority grows out of it. So here's what you can do: 1) Stop being an impatient fuck and keep your paedophiles tendencies at bay by dating developed girls. 2) Influence her to use her free time stuffing objects increasing in size as time goes by into her Faviola. This stretch however in her age will not be permanent like the stretch many non Asian porn-stars and easy-to-get-into-the-pants-girls experience. So in short it's an obscene amount of trouble you go trough but it's(Not really) gonna be worth it. 3)Use your Dick much like you would use a jackhammer next time.
How can I just fucking balls up and ask this one person out? I've done plenty of scarier shit, yet this is the most frightening.
[QUOTE=kaskade700;28899392]So here's what you can do: 1) Stop being an impatient fuck and keep your paedophiles tendencies at bay by dating developed girls. 2) Influence her to use her free time stuffing objects increasing in size as time goes by into her Faviola. This stretch however in her age will not be permanent like the stretch many non Asian porn-stars and easy-to-get-into-the-pants-girls experience. So in short it's an obscene amount of trouble you go trough but it's(Not really) gonna be worth it. 3)Use your Dick much like you would use a jackhammer next time.[/QUOTE] terrible advice, are you joking? [QUOTE=Zambies!;28904500]How can I just fucking balls up and ask this one person out? I've done plenty of scarier shit, yet this is the most frightening.[/QUOTE] Collect all your confidence and just do it, atleast thats how I did it, and I succeeded and am now still in a relationship with her, 4 years now and engaged
[QUOTE=MrParalegal;28904548] Collect all your confidence and just do it, atleast thats how I did it, and I succeeded and am now still in a relationship with her, 4 years now and engaged[/QUOTE] Congrats bro.
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