• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;29007188]Wat do? Should I shoot a message off to T and say "Hey bro, back it up a bit because M thinks you're hitting on her" to avoid potential awkwardness? Should I keep my stupid mouth shut? I need some internetadvice...[/QUOTE] Don't do anything. By saying something to any of the parties involved, you could set off a whole cascade of events that will probably cause a lot of drama.
[QUOTE=Corndog Ninja;29007188]So for this story, I will be [b]I[/b], my friend who is a girl will be [b]M[/b], and my friend who is a guy will be [b]T[/b]. M, T, and I went to middle school together. I was good friends with T, but only kinda friends with M. After middle school, M and I went to one high school while T went to another. Earlier this year, T and I got together and started hanging out again. It was great. A few weeks ago, he invited me to a party at his house at the end of the year (via Facebook), for people we went to middle school with. The next day, M asked me (we have one class together and are friends) if T invited me to the party, and I told her he did. She then asked me if he was single, and I told her no, he has a girlfriend (M recently broke up with her long-time boyfriend, but she's okay about it now). She then said she thought T was hitting on her (again through Facebook) because he was all "can't wait to see you again" and complimenting her and such. Now, I know T. He's a really chill and honest guy, and he was (and is) probably just telling a pretty girl that she's pretty. However, I don't know if she's seeing it this way. Wat do? Should I shoot a message off to T and say "Hey bro, back it up a bit because M thinks you're hitting on her" to avoid potential awkwardness? Should I keep my stupid mouth shut? I need some internetadvice...[/QUOTE] First off, just use fucking names. Even if the names aren't their real names, don't use that code bullshit "hurr this is this person that is that person." It might be easy for you to write it, but it's more difficult than normal to understand it. As for the problem itself, it's none of your business so you shouldn't do anything.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29004967]How many times has she taken that long? I mean it really could have just been a coincidence if it was only twice or something.[/QUOTE] like everytime i txt her but i know it's most likely because of school. i met her on sunday and i could tell she's dedicated as hell to school and, ontop of that, she goes to a all-girl private school. should i drop it till later? i'm busy with school, and she's busy too
We sure get some stupid questions here.
[QUOTE=Devfrost;29007803]like everytime i txt her but i know it's most likely because of school. i met her on sunday and i could tell she's dedicated as hell to school and, ontop of that, she goes to a all-girl private school. should i drop it till later? i'm busy with school, and she's busy too[/QUOTE] Oh, so it's not like you're texting within a pretty normal timeframe, and then she suddenly just doesn't respond for 6 hours? You text first, and then she doesn't respond? It means nothing.
I keep getting dragged into my girlfriend's punishments, it shits me. Wow that came out wrong. What I mean to say is that my girlfriend's parents are incredibly strict and fond of 'taking things away' from her and I've become first on the list of 'things to take away'. I don't appreciate it at all and want to have a word with them about it but its a little bit impossible to do so.
[QUOTE=killerteacup;29008506]I keep getting dragged into my girlfriend's punishments, it shits me. Wow that came out wrong. What I mean to say is that my girlfriend's parents are incredibly strict and fond of 'taking things away' from her and I've become first on the list of 'things to take away'. I don't appreciate it at all and want to have a word with them about it but its a little bit impossible to do so.[/QUOTE] Try to show her parents that you're a good person and just try to gain their trust.
[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;29009033]Try to show her parents that you're a good person and just try to gain their trust.[/QUOTE] It's not about that at all. They "take" him away from his girlfriend as punishment to her, not out of any kind of dislike or distrust they have for him. It's the same thing as taking away your car as punishment. If your car had a penis. And you liked penis.
[QUOTE=killerteacup;29008506]I keep getting dragged into my girlfriend's punishments, it shits me. Wow that came out wrong. What I mean to say is that my girlfriend's parents are incredibly strict and fond of 'taking things away' from her and I've become first on the list of 'things to take away'. I don't appreciate it at all and want to have a word with them about it but its a little bit impossible to do so.[/QUOTE] Go to the house and tell them you want to talk to them. I am sure they would understand that you wish to discuss it with them. If they do not feel like letting you have your word, then just tell her to disregard what they say. That or the whole relationship is going to fail.
What? No. It's her parents, their word is final. He's just her fucking boyfriend, he has no business talking to them about how they should raise their child. He should just suck it up and deal with it. The relationship isn't doomed to fail just because some parents don't give a shit about what a pubescent boy has to say.
romeo and juliet. read it. just dont take it literally, for the love of god
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;29009776]romeo and juliet. read it. just dont take it literally, for the love of god[/QUOTE] That story seems all SO ROMANTIC OMG <3 until you realize they're like 14 and 13 respectively and then it just becomes a story about two retarded middle schoolers with their first crush who take it too seriously and kill themselves
i think that's what shakespeare was going for anyway
I think Romeo is significantly older, which makes it a story of a pedophile and teenager taking it too far.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;29010134]I think Romeo is significantly older, which makes it a story of a pedophile and teenager taking it too far.[/QUOTE] no.
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;29010134]I think Romeo is significantly older, which makes it a story of a pedophile and teenager taking it too far.[/QUOTE] he's 14
[QUOTE=Phsykotik;29010134]I think Romeo is significantly older, which makes it a story of a pedophile and teenager taking it too far.[/QUOTE] Yeah he was actually 68 years old in the story.
Yeah he had Benjamin Button disease.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29010342]he's 14[/QUOTE] i thought he was 16.
I swear to god I'm going to tape my dick down if I don't stop getting erect from a simple kiss [editline]6th April 2011[/editline] or fucking superglue it
You know what, just take that chop saw in your garage and do to your penis as you would to wood...
[QUOTE=geogzm;29012525]I swear to god I'm going to tape my dick down if I don't stop getting erect from a simple kiss [editline]6th April 2011[/editline] or fucking superglue it[/QUOTE] Tuck it on the top of your boxers, so it goes straight up, your belt should hold or you'll face embarrassment or major success, worst being she could be grossed out, best being she could give you a blow job.
Okay so I asked a girl out and she said yes (great) Now, I stupidly said I had to go and would text her about it later, before I even discussed what we were doing! I was just too overwhelmed and shy to say anything further So, I what is a good idea for a first date/meetup (I'm not even sure she thinks of it as a date :doh:) Bearing in mind I'm quite shy around girls and will probably mess up if we went for dinner or something (That would be awkward) Shes waiting on a text, so I would love some advice :buddy:
Just take her for lunch or something then head to the nearest cinema. Don't think about it too much man, just let things flow and you'll be fine.
[QUOTE=ZeroMinus;29013468]Tuck it on the top of your boxers, so it goes straight up, your belt should hold or you'll face embarrassment or major success, worst being she could be grossed out, best being she could give you a blow job.[/QUOTE] Problem is, normally I'm not in a good position to uptuck, because either she's in the way and would feel my hand going down my boxers and freak out or my hands would be around her waist.
[QUOTE=geogzm;29015823]Problem is, normally I'm not in a good position to uptuck, because either she's in the way and would feel my hand going down my boxers and freak out or my hands would be around her waist.[/QUOTE] Stop freaking out about it dude. You get hard, chicks know this. Fact of life.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;29016214]Stop freaking out about it dude. You get hard, chicks know this. Fact of life.[/QUOTE] kinda hurts to have my man banana rubbing against my leg though
Something's wrong with the positioning of your penis if it hurts when you get hard. Stop wearing skinny jeans.
[QUOTE=ScoutKing;29011182]i thought he was 16.[/QUOTE] oh yeah same thing, retarded teenager offing himself
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29017309]Something's wrong with the positioning of your penis if it hurts when you get hard. Stop wearing skinny jeans.[/QUOTE] British school trousers. Isn't a problem outside of school. Plus, my foreskin gets pulled back and the head just goes all BRHFREUFSFSEFRHSER when it hits my leg.
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