• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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Oh, in that case forget about him completely. [i]There is no goalie.[/i]
was at a party with friends yesterday, good friend (girl) was talking loads about sex, what she's done etc. sent her a text this morning asking if she was hanging and that she was saying loads of dirty shit yesterday (in a bantery way, not a flirty way), but she hasn't responded yet (know she's been on facebook etc). Think i've weirded her out haha?
Wait what, what did the text say? You told her that she was saying shit the previous night? Why would you do that?
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;29243640]Wait what, what did the text say? You told her that she was saying shit the previous night? Why would you do that?[/QUOTE] Just meant in a joking way, just texted asking if she had much of a hangover, that last night was fun, and i remembered her saying some weird stuff. Not in an having a go at her way.
[QUOTE=B-hazard;29237019]Awesome analogy but it doesn't help much. I hit on this girl while drunk on Thursday(apparently I'm a cheesy romantic while drunk), and she asked to hang out on Friday. We just chilled and talked, I didn't make a move since I had tried to make too many while drunk. She said she was free again most of next week. She still has her boyfriend, but she mentioned that she has to pay for everything when they go out and some other things :v:. Any advice LA?[/QUOTE] Analogy? I was talking about soccer!
Deleted facebook a week or so ago. Now, instead of chatting me on facebook or whatever, people have to approach me to talk to me, or at least get my number. I consider it a good decision.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;29256993]Deleted facebook a week or so ago. Now, instead of chatting me on facebook or whatever, people have to approach me to talk to me, or at least get my number. I consider it a good decision.[/QUOTE] Then people just text you anyway... I prefer the chat to text, since I can type much faster than I can text. Of course I prefer talking to either of those, but that's not always an option.
Facebook is what I use to mass communicate with girls when I'm drunk, so losing it is a no-no.
[QUOTE=MindMuncher;29257361]Then people just text you anyway... I prefer the chat to text, since I can type much faster than I can text. Of course I prefer talking to either of those, but that's not always an option.[/QUOTE] And then I can ignore them much easier, instead of having to sit at my computer while getting chats incessantly. "POP. YOU HAVE A CHAT." *ignore* [highlight][u]"POP POP POP NO REALLY YOU HAVE A CHAT ASSHOLE PAY ATTENTION"[/highlight][/u]
So, my gf came over today and we fooled around a little, to the point where her top was off, boobs and such, grinding a bit. Well, when she got home, I decided i would mess with her and I said "Hey, I decided I'm going to abstain till marriage to save myself for the lord. :)" (We're both virgins) Thing is, she knows I'm an atheist. Now she's all pissed because she's doing abstinence (which she has NEVER brought up until now) and said I insulted her religion. I was just making a joke, but now she doesn't even want to talk to me. I tried apologizing and all that, but no luck. What do. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] Oh, and i live in the bible belt. Go figure.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;29258036]So, my gf came over today and we fooled around a little, to the point where her top was off, boobs and such, grinding a bit. Well, when she got home, I decided i would mess with her and I said "Hey, I decided I'm going to abstain till marriage to save myself for the lord. :)" (We're both virgins) Thing is, she knows I'm an atheist. Now she's all pissed because she's doing abstinence (which she has NEVER brought up until now) and said I insulted her religion. I was just making a joke, but now she doesn't even want to talk to me. I tried apologizing and all that, but no luck. What do. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] Oh, and i live in the bible belt. Go figure.[/QUOTE] Maybe just give her space for a bit, then talk to her again?
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[QUOTE=G71tc4;29258036]So, my gf came over today and we fooled around a little, to the point where her top was off, boobs and such, grinding a bit. Well, when she got home, I decided i would mess with her and I said "Hey, I decided I'm going to abstain till marriage to save myself for the lord. :)" (We're both virgins) Thing is, she knows I'm an atheist. Now she's all pissed because she's doing abstinence (which she has NEVER brought up until now) and said I insulted her religion. I was just making a joke, but now she doesn't even want to talk to me. I tried apologizing and all that, but no luck. What do. If you told her that it was a joke and point out that she's never told you about that detail and she doesn't forgive you soon, fuck her. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] Oh, and i live in the bible belt. Go figure.[/QUOTE] [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] Oops I typed my response in the quote box
[QUOTE=G71tc4;29258036]So, my gf came over today and we fooled around a little, to the point where her top was off, boobs and such, grinding a bit. Well, when she got home, I decided i would mess with her and I said "Hey, I decided I'm going to abstain till marriage to save myself for the lord. :)" (We're both virgins) Thing is, she knows I'm an atheist. Now she's all pissed because she's doing abstinence (which she has NEVER brought up until now) and said I insulted her religion. I was just making a joke, but now she doesn't even want to talk to me. I tried apologizing and all that, but no luck. What do. [/QUOTE] what a bloody cock tease take off everything "NO I'M ACTUALLY SAVING MYSELF FOR THE LORD" she needs to be mocked
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;29257563]And then I can ignore them much easier, instead of having to sit at my computer while getting chats incessantly. "POP. YOU HAVE A CHAT." *ignore* [highlight][u]"POP POP POP NO REALLY YOU HAVE A CHAT ASSHOLE PAY ATTENTION"[/highlight][/u][/QUOTE] This is why those 'X's at the top of an internet window let you close the window. You know, in case you don't want the website bothering you, or if you're done with it? You don't have to have FaceBook open unless you have some sort of mental disorder that requires that you be connected to a social networking site constantly...
[QUOTE=thisispain;29258985]what a bloody cock tease take off everything "NO I'M ACTUALLY SAVING MYSELF FOR THE LORD" she needs to be mocked[/QUOTE] Minus that, though, I'm crazy about the girl. I'm not gonna dump her for this. Oh, and she said she "forgave me", but i doubt she meant it. Now she's saying she wants to go slower in the relationship, which i'm fine with and all (since i suggested it 2 days ago since we've been technically dating for like 2 weeks), but COME ON, if you're gonna do me like that, at least have the decency to own up to it instead of putting it all on me. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO UNDO A BRA BEFORE TODAY. That may be pathetic, but it proves my point. And before someone says "dating for 2 weeks can't like her that much", we've been friends for a long time and we've liked each other for a long time. Notice I said TECHNICALLY dating.
I remember being drunk as hell trying to undo a girl's bra one time, and kept fumbling with it like an idiot. When I finally got it, I yelled "YESSSS." We both busted out laughing, it was pretty awesome, really lightened the mood since she was pretty nervous.
I learned how to take off a girl's bra by snapping it. From a girl, oddly enough. Also, MindMuncher, there are certain people I DO wanna talk to, so I stay on. I just have to deal with the annoyance of weird kids.
bras are my mortal enemy i swear every girl has a different kind of bra, you always have to learn how to take them off every time [editline]17th April 2011[/editline] and fuck. my plan has been foiled. complications came up and the flight was cancelled.. i was looking forward to her reaction too :frown:
I just imagined someone trying to unclasp a bra and a little lockpick minigame appears
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29260949]I just imagined someone trying to unclasp a bra and a little lockpick minigame appears[/QUOTE] [img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png[/img]
She showed me how and that shit still kinda confuses me...it's like you have to pinch then slide but only right in a certain spot or something....bras are ho shit
[QUOTE=G71tc4;29259544]Minus that, though, I'm crazy about the girl. I'm not gonna dump her for this. Oh, and she said she "forgave me", but i doubt she meant it. Now she's saying she wants to go slower in the relationship, which i'm fine with and all (since i suggested it 2 days ago since we've been technically dating for like 2 weeks), but COME ON, if you're gonna do me like that, at least have the decency to own up to it instead of putting it all on me. I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO UNDO A BRA BEFORE TODAY. That may be pathetic, but it proves my point. And before someone says "dating for 2 weeks can't like her that much", we've been friends for a long time and we've liked each other for a long time. Notice I said TECHNICALLY dating.[/QUOTE] She sounds really annoying. You make one joke about christians and she suddenly puts the brakes on, even though she never mentioned it to you in the first place. If you stay with her you realize you'll have to put up with a lot of this manipulative shit, right?
[QUOTE=G71tc4;29261020]She showed me how and that shit still kinda confuses me...it's like you have to pinch then slide but only right in a certain spot or something....bras are ho shit[/QUOTE] unclamp my bra, AND GO WITH GOD!
I just carry scissors in my pocket. Keeps them from putting it back on too!
Note to self: Rock climbing isn't all that great for conversation, but it's superb if you really like looking at asses.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29261830]I just carry scissors in my pocket. Keeps them from putting it back on too![/QUOTE] Hahahaha, genuinely good idea. Bras are some malicious shit when you're tired/drunk and it's dark. I've completely forgotten how to do it.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29261084]She sounds really annoying. You make one joke about christians and she suddenly puts the brakes on, even though she never mentioned it to you in the first place. If you stay with her you realize you'll have to put up with a lot of this manipulative shit, right?[/QUOTE] I'm not so sure it's "manupulative shit" as it is her not knowing what the hell she wants, but I guess we'll see. (Provided she doesn't break up with me tomorrow because i spit fire and cause abortions or something.)
Some local girl has started to come onto me whilst I might be about to get into a long distance thing (that might not work) with another girl, great.
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