• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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[QUOTE=G71tc4;29266235]I'm not so sure it's "manupulative shit" as it is her not knowing what the hell she wants, but I guess we'll see. (Provided she doesn't break up with me tomorrow because i spit fire and cause abortions or something.)[/QUOTE] A strongly religious individual with an atheist? I don't see this going well. [QUOTE=MaverickIB;29259849]I remember being drunk as hell trying to undo a girl's bra one time, and kept fumbling with it like an idiot. When I finally got it, I yelled "YESSSS." We both busted out laughing, it was pretty awesome, really lightened the mood since she was pretty nervous.[/QUOTE] haha, that reminds me of something... I was playing Mount & Blade Warband multiplayer (drunk of course) with some friends on Teamspeak, and some heavy armor cavalry player was charging me. All I had was a throwing axe and I suck with them, so I wasn't expecting to live. I threw my last axe and got him right in the head. I yelled "YESSSS" and of course, my friends laughed their asses off. [QUOTE=Psychopath12;29260981][img_thumb]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/frustration.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] LOL
I fucking hate it when you send a risky text that you wander whether you should send or not, then the person doesn't reply for fucking ages and you think you've deeply offended them when it turns out they just couldnt be arsed to reply :| damn people
I'm 21, my gf is 18. I can't attend her prom because I am over 20 years old. Her prom is in a couple of weeks. She doesn't have a date of course and is going with her friends that don't have dates either. We both want to go together for prom, but of course we can't. I am seeing her the day before her prom, and I'm planning on buying her a corsage, not sure if it's a great idea or not. What do you think? (also where does one buy a corsage? a flower shop?) [img]http://www.greatpromflowers.com/images/products/ftd/W8-3453_330x370.jpg[/img]
Depends on how long you've been going out and how much it is
[QUOTE=Occlusion;29270964]Depends on how long you've been going out and how much it is[/QUOTE] 3 months ~$20 [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I just thought that it would be a sweet thing to do for her since the date usually gets the girl the corsage. I personally didn't have a date when I went to my high school prom either back when I was 17/18 so I never got one for a girl before. I thought it was something nice to do for her.
Do it so she can wear it while fucking some dude at the afterparty.
Lie about your age and go anyway, jesus. It's like you people don't understand dishonesty and deceit.
[QUOTE=Contag;29271893]Lie about your age and go anyway, jesus. It's like you people don't understand dishonesty and deceit.[/QUOTE] I tried but they needed my old high school to contact them and confirm my age. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MaverickIB;29271872]Do it so she can wear it while fucking some dude at the afterparty.[/QUOTE] I hate you [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I would seriously [b]seriously[/b] [HIGHLIGHT]SERIOUSLY[/highlight] kill myself if she did that :frown: [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I love her so much I would die for her [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I know killing myself isn't dying for her. That's a separate issue.
So you'd comtomplate suicide instead of defending her or saying you trust her enough not to do that. By the way a corsage is a nice gift for an event like prom
collegegrad, welcome back <3.
[QUOTE=E1025;29272409]So you'd comtomplate suicide instead of defending her or saying you trust her enough not to do that. By the way a corsage is a nice gift for an event like prom[/QUOTE] Oh I do trust her. I'm just saying in the unlikely event that DOES happen then I would. But I trust that she wouldn't. So even if I'm not going with her it's still okay to get it for her?
I read the OP and the breakup encyclopedia, and it makes me feel more confident that I do want to break up with my girlfriend. There's just nothing in the relationship anymore, including sex, but the only reason I'm thinking this is because we rarely communicate anymore and the times we do communicate, we just get pissed off at each other. I think the communication side of things is bad is because she's grounded (called her mum an alcoholic), and I don't have any way of contacting her or anything except for the occasional phone call. We both accepted that we're rarely going to see each other any more. (If she rebelled against her parents, they will probably beat the shit out of her (they are dicks)) She dumps all the arguments she has with her family and friends on me and expects me to comfort every time someone looks at her funny. I mean I don't mind being a bitch to an extent, cos I'm an easy going person, but it's getting too much to handle now. (all of the above is a bit of background and various points why I want to break up) Now, because she's grounded and considering moving to her real father's house (1.5 hour drive) she's under a LOT of stress. I was just wondering if this would be awful timing for her, cos as far as I'm aware she's still obsessed with me. Alternatively, is there such thing as bad timing?
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29272073]I tried but they needed my old high school to contact them and confirm my age. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I hate you [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I would seriously [b]seriously[/b] [HIGHLIGHT]SERIOUSLY[/highlight] kill myself if she did that :frown: [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I love her so much I would die for her [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I know killing myself isn't dying for her. That's a separate issue.[/QUOTE] You love someone you've only been with for 3 months. Hahaha, oh wow.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29273355]You love someone you've only been with for 3 months. Hahaha, oh wow.[/QUOTE] you just provoked a suicidal guy :v:
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29272073][editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I would seriously [B]seriously[/B] [HIGHLIGHT]SERIOUSLY[/HIGHLIGHT] kill myself if she did that :frown: [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I love her so much I would die for her [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I know killing myself isn't dying for her. That's a separate issue.[/QUOTE] Funniest 3 lines of the thread.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29273355]You love someone you've only been with for 3 months. Hahaha, oh wow.[/QUOTE] She's not just any someone, she's the love of my life.
dude you really don't seem 21
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29273511]dude you really don't seem 21[/QUOTE] Do I seem 12?
nearer that age, yeah
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29273565]nearer that age, yeah[/QUOTE] What can I say? I'm a youthful, energetic person :dance:
nah you just sound dumb
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29273673]nah you just sound dumb[/QUOTE] Nah I'm just so clever that I went 999,999 km on the intellectual meter that when I hit 1,000,000 it rolled back to 0 so it makes me seem dumb.
This is pretty funny
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29273697]Nah I'm just so clever that I went 999,999 km on the intellectual meter that when I hit 1,000,000 it rolled back to 0 so it makes me seem dumb.[/QUOTE] digging your own grave
God damn it Facepunch, can you just give me your opinion on the corsage?
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29274364]God damn it Facepunch, can you just give me your opinion on the corsage?[/QUOTE] yeah don't buy one if you're not taking her
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29274364]God damn it Facepunch, can you just give me your opinion on the corsage?[/QUOTE] The opinion was already given: DO IT FAGGOT. Also, if you kill yourself over a 3 month relationship, it's probably for the best that you never had children.
At first I thought you should give her one, but now I see how weird and clingy you are, so I dunno if it's such a good idea to even be in that relationship.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;29274527]The opinion was already given: DO IT FAGGOT. Also, if you kill yourself over a 3 month relationship, it's probably for the best that you never had children.[/QUOTE] I mean over the past 3 months we have literally seen each other every single day and talked for at least 6 hours a day, one time we actually were Skyping because of bad weather, and we talked for 11 hours in a row.. like we even had lunch together on cam. So an average of at least 7 hours a day for 90 days, that's like 650 hours of conversation. Like we never run out of things to talk about she always makes me laugh, and I do the same for her. I wake up every single day thinking about her, and she's the last thing on my mind when I go to bed, I dream even about her most of the time that I remember my dreams. I feel like this isn't your average 3 month relationship, where people sort of see each other a couple of times a week, talk to each other over the phone maybe 10 mins a day, etc. I feel like I've known her for years and years. I know what you're saying guys, but still don't be too quick to judge. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29274636]At first I thought you should give her one, but now I see how weird and clingy you are, so I dunno if it's such a good idea to even be in that relationship.[/QUOTE] Dude I have feelings.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29274664]I mean over the past 3 months we have literally seen each other every single day and talked for at least 6 hours a day, one time we actually were Skyping because of bad weather, and we talked for 11 hours in a row.. like we even had lunch together on cam. So an average of at least 7 hours a day for 90 days, that's like 650 hours of conversation. Like we never run out of things to talk about she always makes me laugh, and I do the same for her. I wake up every single day thinking about her, and she's the last thing on my mind when I go to bed, I dream even about her most of the time that I remember my dreams. I feel like this isn't your average 3 month relationship, where people sort of see each other a couple of times a week, talk to each other over the phone maybe 10 mins a day, etc. I feel like I've known her for years and years. I know what you're saying guys, but still don't be too quick to judge. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] Dude I have feelings.[/QUOTE] that's really creepy [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] no i mean, i thought i was quite clingy at first, but wow
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