• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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Okay now I'm being very self-conscious about this relationship now. FUCK.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29274779]Okay now I'm being very self-conscious about this relationship now. FUCK.[/QUOTE] you're obviously insecure. there's not much you can do about it except think "man the fuck up" a lot. it's what i did and i became a god
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29274804]you're obviously insecure. there's not much you can do about it except think "man the fuck up" a lot. it's what i did and i became a god[/QUOTE] Okay. So no on the corsage?
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29272073] I hate you [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I would seriously [b]seriously[/b] [HIGHLIGHT]SERIOUSLY[/highlight] kill myself if she did that :frown: [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I love her so much I would die for her [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I know killing myself isn't dying for her. That's a separate issue.[/QUOTE] emotions aren't real [URL="javascript:FR_InsertTextHelper(%20'vB_Editor_QR_textarea',%20':downsgun:'%20);"]:downsgun:[/URL]
[QUOTE=thisispain;29275010]emotions aren't real [URL="javascript:FR_InsertTextHelper(%20'vB_Editor_QR_textarea',%20':downsgun:'%20);"]:downsgun:[/URL][/QUOTE] K thanx
you get fined yet for downloading shit off sir tour to rents ?
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29275275]K thanx[/QUOTE] that's what you said
did anyone notice the subtle touch that i added the downs guy who fails at killing himself i'm going to reward myself with a cookie for that one!
[QUOTE=thisispain;29277018]did anyone notice the subtle touch that i added the downs guy who fails at killing himself i'm going to reward myself with a cookie for that one![/QUOTE] do so good squire. Also i had a brief moment of spastification today. Texted a girl saying she was saying dirty shit at a party, in a joking way, to make her wonder wtf she had been saying (as shes done to me before). Then she didn't text back for 2 days and i thought i'd pissed her off or something. Not wanting to be a dick i sent her a message saying "hope you didnt take it the wrong way haha sorry" etc and she replies "lol silly i just lost my charger and forgot you texted" :| why can't people just fucking text back, confuses the fuck out of me. If i was talking to someone in person and all of a sudden they just stopped i'd be freaked the fuck out.
Because you don't mean anything to them.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29277582]Because you don't mean anything to them.[/QUOTE] i've heard of brutally honest but this is ridiculous
Mav, do you happen to get called an ass often?
[QUOTE=Dark_Light;29239385]Oh, in that case forget about him completely. [i]There is no goalie.[/i][/QUOTE] I guess. Apparently he got his rugby team on the last guy she cheated with and he ended up in hospital, so should I wait to make a move?
[QUOTE=Occlusion;29277214]why can't people just fucking text back, confuses the fuck out of me. If i was talking to someone in person and all of a sudden they just stopped i'd be freaked the fuck out.[/QUOTE] Besides Mav's explanation, they could either be A. Bored of the conversation B. Got distracted by something more interesting C. Cell phone battery died Also, Mav's explanation is by far the more hilarious.
[QUOTE=FlakAttack;29267056]A strongly religious individual with an atheist? I don't see this going well. [/QUOTE] Thing is, she isn't "strongly religious". She used to drink before we got together, she doesn't go to church except on Wednesdays (which are pretty much social hour with some prayer), i don't even notice it sometimes, and she's never bothered me about being atheist.
What do women think of tall people? I'm 6'8 with an slight athletic build.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29277582]Because you don't mean anything to them.[/QUOTE] pretty sure we're good friends, i appreciate your advice but you don't need to be a dick
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29170502]Smack a bitch. But nah, I'm really just blunt with girls. Not every girl that comes on to me is a looker, in fact, most are pretty gnarly looking. Instead of wasting time trying to let them down all easy and nice, I'm just straightforward and tell them that they aren't my type of girl. Sometimes they ask, "What is your 'type' of girl then?" I answer, "Pretty."[/QUOTE] I answer something similar only my punchline is "cheap"
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29277582]Because you don't mean anything to them.[/QUOTE] A girl I'm pretty interested texted me 3 times last night: "heyy" "you there?" (later) "hey whats up?" I was downstairs playing potato sack games and just didn't hear my phone. It in no way meant she didn't mean anything to me. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=G71tc4;29278807]Thing is, she isn't "strongly religious". She used to drink before we got together, she doesn't go to church except on Wednesdays (which are pretty much social hour with some prayer), i don't even notice it sometimes, and she's never bothered me about being atheist.[/QUOTE] Which is why I said she was manipulative. I seriously doubt she suddenly told you she was saving herself for marriage. I think she just wanted a reason to get mad at you.
I think being brutally honest is more useful to the people in this thread. I guess Maverick just knows that comforting won't help anyone, but telling the harsh truth will.
Why are people taking what I said seriously? I was just being an ass, it wasn't serious, haha.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;29278054]Mav, do you happen to get called an ass often?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=MaverickIB;29279277]Why are people taking what I said seriously? I was just being an ass, it wasn't serious, haha.[/QUOTE] :mmmsmug:
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29273152]I read the OP and the breakup encyclopedia, and it makes me feel more confident that I do want to break up with my girlfriend. There's just nothing in the relationship anymore, including sex, but the only reason I'm thinking this is because we rarely communicate anymore and the times we do communicate, we just get pissed off at each other. I think the communication side of things is bad is because she's grounded (called her mum an alcoholic), and I don't have any way of contacting her or anything except for the occasional phone call. We both accepted that we're rarely going to see each other any more. (If she rebelled against her parents, they will probably beat the shit out of her (they are dicks)) She dumps all the arguments she has with her family and friends on me and expects me to comfort every time someone looks at her funny. I mean I don't mind being a bitch to an extent, cos I'm an easy going person, but it's getting too much to handle now. (all of the above is a bit of background and various points why I want to break up) Now, because she's grounded and considering moving to her real father's house (1.5 hour drive) she's under a LOT of stress. I was just wondering if this would be awful timing for her, cos as far as I'm aware she's still obsessed with me. Alternatively, is there such thing as bad timing?[/QUOTE] not to sound rude or anything, but i'm gonna see my gf tomorrow and just wondering if i could dump her then [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] aka can i get some lovely advice please
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29273445]She's not just any someone, she's the love of my life.[/QUOTE] aren't you the dude that said emotions were worthless because they were just chemicals?
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29279955]not to sound rude or anything, but i'm gonna see my gf tomorrow and just wondering if i could dump her then [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] aka can i get some lovely advice please[/QUOTE] Just dump her. There's no "good" time to dump someone, it's going to suck for them regardless. Get it over with as soon as possible instead of torturing yourself for no reason at all by putting it off. How she takes it isn't your responsibility, you should be numero uno in your life. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Dysentery;29280002]aren't you the dude that said emotions were worthless because they were just chemicals?[/QUOTE] Haha, oh wow, that is the kid. I knew the name looked familiar.
[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;29278872]What do women think of tall people? I'm 6'8 with an slight athletic build.[/QUOTE] what do women think about tall people collectively?
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29279277]Why are people taking what I said seriously? I was just being an ass, it wasn't serious, haha.[/QUOTE] Well you've gotta admit sometimes you make it hard to distinguish between your real advice and your assery.
[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;29278872]What do women think of tall people? I'm 6'8 with an slight athletic build.[/QUOTE] 6'0-6'5 best area, anything more then that you'd have to be fucking massively ripped to look attractive, since you'll be basically a stick and everyone will call you giraffe
Well, from what I've read the OP Maverick knows what he's talking about. Call me Captain Obvious, but I didn't realize people were so open about this sort of stuff. Where I live it's all secrecy and talking behind each other's backs. However face to face you act all so nice and polite. With me being the unruly exception. Maybe that's why I choose to solo.
[QUOTE=Bone Thugz;29278872]What do women think of tall people? I'm 6'8 with an slight athletic build.[/QUOTE] I've had about this in school when my teacher was teaching us about body-language. We saw some TV-programmes about it, and i can clearly say, that from what I've learned from them, you have an advantage over small people. In one of the tests they made, they put a big and a small man beside each other, and asked random people on the street, what they thought their job was. Everyone thought the tall guy had a better job than the small guy, when in reality, the tall guy was studying, and the small guy was leader of the Danish postal service.
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