• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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This thread is bullshit. It's filled with lonely ass people giving bad advice and making people seeking help like myself and other feel like shit. Don't trust anyone in this thread especially Maverick. I repeat [highlight]DO NOT TAKE ANY ADVICE HERE SERIOUSLY[/highlight]
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29280092]Just dump her. There's no "good" time to dump someone, it's going to suck for them regardless. Get it over with as soon as possible instead of torturing yourself for no reason at all by putting it off. How she takes it isn't your responsibility, you should be numero uno in your life[/QUOTE] i think i'll bear that in mind. i'm not actually 100% if i want to dump her yet anyway, i still love her and all that jazz and enjoy when she's round. i think i'll just see how it goes in the next few days and make a decision by the end of tomorrow thanks though [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=collegegrad;29281346]This thread is bullshit. It's filled with lonely ass people giving bad advice and making people seeking help like myself and other feel like shit. Don't trust anyone in this thread especially Maverick. I repeat [highlight]DO NOT TAKE ANY ADVICE HERE SERIOUSLY[/highlight][/QUOTE] you again we did help you actually, you just didn't get an answer you expected and didn't like what you heard
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29281346]This thread is bullshit. It's filled with lonely ass people giving bad advice and making people seeking help like myself and other feel like shit. Don't trust anyone in this thread especially Maverick. I repeat [highlight]DO NOT TAKE ANY ADVICE HERE SERIOUSLY[/highlight][/QUOTE] You'll be back.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29281346]This thread is bullshit. It's filled with lonely ass people giving bad advice and making people seeking help like myself and other feel like shit. Don't trust anyone in this thread especially Maverick. I repeat [highlight]DO NOT TAKE ANY ADVICE HERE SERIOUSLY[/highlight][/QUOTE] you can trust me
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29281346]This thread is bullshit. It's filled with lonely ass people giving bad advice and making people seeking help like myself and other feel like shit. Don't trust anyone in this thread especially Maverick. I repeat [highlight]DO NOT TAKE ANY ADVICE HERE SERIOUSLY[/highlight][/QUOTE] Just don't come crying to us when you find out that your girlfriend sucked the star quarterback's dick at the prom afterparty and then took it in the ass by half the football team.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29281755]Just don't come crying to us when you find out that your girlfriend sucked the star quarterback's dick at the prom afterparty and then took it in the ass by half the football team.[/QUOTE] crying? he should be rejoicing! how can you claim to be in love with someone and not be happy when their obviously fertile genes lead to many offspring
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29279114] Which is why I said she was manipulative. I seriously doubt she suddenly told you she was saving herself for marriage. I think she just wanted a reason to get mad at you.[/QUOTE] Well, we're good now. Talked to her after her dance team meeting thing and we talked it out.
[QUOTE=TINCAN;29281390]i think i'll bear that in mind. i'm not actually 100% if i want to dump her yet anyway, i still love her and all that jazz and enjoy when she's round. i think i'll just see how it goes in the next few days and make a decision by the end of tomorrow thanks though [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] you again we did help you actually, you just didn't get an answer you expected and didn't like what you heard[/QUOTE] You guys never gave me an answer. I literally got: person 1: no don't person 2: yeah of course person 3: no don't person 4: yeah do it etc. Also, how is "she's gonna wear the corsage while fucking some dude" helpful?
It tells you that it doesn't matter if you buy it or not, she's going to have another dude's dick in her regardless.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29282626]It tells you that it doesn't matter if you buy it or not, she's going to have another dude's dick in her regardless.[/QUOTE] hohoho
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29282505]You guys never gave me an answer. I literally got: person 1: no don't person 2: yeah of course person 3: no don't person 4: yeah do it etc. Also, how is "she's gonna wear the corsage while fucking some dude" helpful?[/QUOTE] We all have different opinions, we're not some collective being. [QUOTE=TINCAN;29281390]i think i'll bear that in mind. i'm not actually 100% if i want to dump her yet anyway, i still love her and all that jazz and enjoy when she's round. i think i'll just see how it goes in the next few days and make a decision by the end of tomorrow thanks though [editline]19th April 2011[/editline] you again we did help you actually, you just didn't get an answer you expected and didn't like what you heard[/QUOTE] You still "love" her and you want to dump her. You either don't know what love is, or you're the biggest idiot in the world.
[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;29283268]We all have different opinions, we're not some collective being.[/QUOTE] You all usually hop onto the same bandwagon though. Most of you just made fun of me. Usually everyone that's giving advice here has no fucking clue what they are talking about. They are obvious trolls that are hiding behind a thread that seems to give them credibility because they are the only ones offering what appears to be help. I honestly think that this thread was originally created for the sole purpose of humiliating others and giving them bad advice till they become anti-social lonely people like the OP and others offering bad advice. I am merely saying these statements because of future FP users that come here expecting serious advice. Not ALL of you are giving horrible advice and not all of you are giving out hurtful statements to vulnerable people like myself just looking for an honest advice, but most of you are taking having a field day with us advice-seeking people. Ffs I am expecting Maverick to give the most helpful and sound advice because this thread is sort of titled "Maverick's Love/relationship/social advice megathread", and he's by far the biggest asshole in the world and no one should pay attention to his advice. I'm not coming back here for any more advice, I'm just posting this so people in the future don't take this thread so seriously.
for fucks sake learn to relax if i cried from the amount of times i was told my mum or girlfriend had a dick inside them i'd die from dehydration but i don't because it's stupid to maverick is an adult and so am i and so are several other people here, i know what he was talking about and i'm pretty sure everyone else did too this is exactly why i don't believe for a second that you are anywhere near the age you claim to be
[QUOTE=thisispain;29283811]for fucks sake learn to relax if i cried from the amount of times i was told my mum or girlfriend had a dick inside them i'd die from dehydration but i don't because it's stupid to maverick is an adult and so am i and so are several other people here, i know what he was talking about and i'm pretty sure everyone else did too this is exactly why i don't believe for a second that you are anywhere near the age you claim to be[/QUOTE] I'm balding ffs..
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29283863]I'm balding ffs..[/QUOTE] my dick
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29283732]You all usually hop onto the same bandwagon though. Most of you just made fun of me. Usually everyone that's giving advice here has no fucking clue what they are talking about. They are obvious trolls that are hiding behind a thread that seems to give them credibility because they are the only ones offering what appears to be help. I honestly think that this thread was originally created for the sole purpose of humiliating others and giving them bad advice till they become anti-social lonely people like the OP and others offering bad advice. I am merely saying these statements because of future FP users that come here expecting serious advice. Not ALL of you are giving horrible advice and not all of you are giving out hurtful statements to vulnerable people like myself just looking for an honest advice, but most of you are taking having a field day with us advice-seeking people. Ffs I am expecting Maverick to give the most helpful and sound advice because this thread is sort of titled "Maverick's Love/relationship/social advice megathread", and he's by far the biggest asshole in the world and no one should pay attention to his advice. I'm not coming back here for any more advice, I'm just posting this so people in the future don't take this thread so seriously.[/QUOTE] Seriously dude man the fuck up and deal with it. This may sound sad but this thread and Love Advice when it was still around have greatly improved my life in a bunch of ways so you're just plain wrong.
plus i've actually been cheated on before and i'm not even that paranoid
I just cut the fuck out of my lip while shaving. This is a problem because I'm already ugly. Girls will be extremely deterred. :saddowns:
asked a cute girl out for a date. we've known each other for a little while, we were in a musical production at our school together, and we were jokingly flirtatious the whole time but i'd never really started taking a liking to her until... closing night of the show, haha. we're gonna catch a flick then walk on down to a creamery for some ice cream. i asked her by text, not cause i was scared, but because it was kind of done on an impulse, and she said yes anyway. it's on a thursday, but we've got break this week so all's well that ends well. i've found that acting impulsively is sometimes a pretty good thing to do, rather then mulling over the possibilities in your head. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Big Ben;29284102]I just cut the fuck out of my lip while shaving. This is a problem because I'm already ugly. Girls will be extremely deterred. :saddowns:[/QUOTE] tell them you got in a fight. if they ask with who, say a bear, then laugh it off and say you were shaving. if you're feeling especially wily, you could say "nah, i was shaving... when a bear burst through my bathroom window"
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29271059]3 months[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=collegegrad;29272073]I would seriously [b]seriously[/b] [HIGHLIGHT]SERIOUSLY[/highlight] kill myself if she did that :frown: [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] I love her so much I would die for her[/QUOTE] ಠ_ಠ Are you sure when you said 21 you didn't mean 14?
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29284399]ಠ_ಠ Are you sure when you said 21 you didn't mean 14?[/QUOTE] :psyduck:
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29279277]Why are people taking what I said seriously? I was just being an ass, it wasn't serious, haha.[/QUOTE] I thought that was pretty obvious but apparently some people need it said explicitly.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;29284121] tell them you got in a fight. if they ask with who, say a bear, then laugh it off and say you were shaving. if you're feeling especially wily, you could say "nah, i was shaving... when a bear burst through my bathroom window"[/QUOTE] I'm not shitting you, my friend said the exact same thing.
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29284484]I'm not shitting you, my friend said the exact same thing.[/QUOTE] I have a bunch of bruises on my arm and my friend told me to tell people I got them in a fight with a bear. I think every excuse for injury involves bears. Or ninjas.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29283732]You all usually hop onto the same bandwagon though. Most of you just made fun of me. Usually everyone that's giving advice here has no fucking clue what they are talking about. They are obvious trolls that are hiding behind a thread that seems to give them credibility because they are the only ones offering what appears to be help. I honestly think that this thread was originally created for the sole purpose of humiliating others and giving them bad advice till they become anti-social lonely people like the OP and others offering bad advice. I am merely saying these statements because of future FP users that come here expecting serious advice. Not ALL of you are giving horrible advice and not all of you are giving out hurtful statements to vulnerable people like myself just looking for an honest advice, but most of you are taking having a field day with us advice-seeking people. Ffs I am expecting Maverick to give the most helpful and sound advice because this thread is sort of titled "Maverick's Love/relationship/social advice megathread", and he's by far the biggest asshole in the world and no one should pay attention to his advice. I'm not coming back here for any more advice, I'm just posting this so people in the future don't take this thread so seriously.[/QUOTE] You are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real.
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;29284659]You are. SO. STUPID.[/QUOTE] :smith:
I made it nicer
It's funny how nobody should listen to me just because I didn't give good advice to some ridiculously immature kid who thinks he's in love after being with a girl for a few months. Yeah, forget all of the other people I've helped. Nobody listen to me because I didn't help collegegrad, therefore I am the worst advice giver in the history of mankind.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29284732]It's funny how nobody should listen to me just because I didn't give good advice to some ridiculously immature kid who thinks he's in love after being with a girl for a few months. Yeah, forget all of the other people I've helped. Nobody listen to me because I didn't help collegegrad, therefore I am the worst advice giver in the history of mankind.[/QUOTE] you have no idea what you're talking about most of the time, to be fair.
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29284732]It's funny how nobody should listen to me just because I didn't give good advice to some ridiculously immature kid who thinks he's in love after being with a girl for a few months. Yeah, forget all of the other people I've helped. Nobody listen to me because I didn't help collegegrad, therefore I am the worst advice giver in the history of mankind.[/QUOTE] Give me your credentials.
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