• Maverick's Love/Relationship/Social Advice Megathread
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[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29284732]It's funny how nobody should listen to me just because I didn't give good advice to some ridiculously immature kid who thinks he's in love after being with a girl for a few months. Yeah, forget all of the other people I've helped. Nobody listen to me because I didn't help collegegrad, therefore I am the worst advice giver in the history of mankind.[/QUOTE] Get off your high-horse dude. "JUST ASK HER" isn't very good advice a lot of the time.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29284771]Give me your credentials.[/QUOTE] i had sex with your mother, those are my credentials
[QUOTE=thisispain;29284838]i had sex with your mother, those are my credentials[/QUOTE] You did not. You don't even know who I am nor who my mother is. See. This thread is filled with bullshitters.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29284865]You did not. You don't even know who I am nor who my mother is. See. This thread is filled with bullshitters.[/QUOTE] i got the pink slip to prove it
collegegrad has GOT to be trolling. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] heeheheheuhehh "pink" slip
[QUOTE=thisispain;29284904]i got the pink slip to prove it[/QUOTE] Getting a pink slip from anywhere means that you are fired. That just means that you were fired from my mother if that's really the case. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Big Ben;29284812]Get off your high-horse dude. "JUST ASK HER" isn't very good advice a lot of the time.[/QUOTE] I help a lot more people out in private messages than I do in this thread/used to do in LA threads.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29284928]Getting a pink slip from anywhere means that you are fired. That just means that you were fired from my mother if that's really the case. :colbert:[/QUOTE] yeah i got fired because she liked black dudes more
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;29284920]collegegrad has GOT to be trolling.[/QUOTE] No shit. I don't even have a girlfriend lol Every now and then I come here and take a giant dump in this thread. [b]Edit[/b] Oh darn I can't rate myself anymore. I was trying to rate myself Winner. Would someone do that for me? Thanks. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Shitposting." - Pascall))[/highlight]
[QUOTE=thisispain;29284904]i got the pink slip to prove it[/QUOTE] i had sex with bjorn lackluster if anything
Well, that's that.
[QUOTE=FunTykoon;29284965]i had sex with bjorn lackluster if anything[/QUOTE] you had sex with bjorn? nice i mean i'm not gay but if that's how you live then cool
[QUOTE=MaverickIB;29284944]I help a lot more people out in private messages than I do in this thread/used to do in LA threads.[/QUOTE] Yeah I can vouch for Maverick, he's a good guy..... [highlight]NOT!!![/highlight] :laugh:
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29284956]No shit. I don't even have a girlfriend lol Every now and then I come here and take a giant dump in this thread.[/QUOTE] well you fucking suck at trolling, the point of trolling is to generate laughs and humiliate people. it's not to make yourself look spastic
[QUOTE=thisispain;29285015]well you fucking suck at trolling, the point of trolling is to generate laughs and humiliate people. it's not to make yourself look spastic[/QUOTE] i mean, i laughed at him. But the magic is gone.
[QUOTE=thisispain;29285015]well you fucking suck at trolling, the point of trolling is to generate laughs and humiliate people. it's not to make yourself look spastic[/QUOTE] You clearly have no clue about trolling then. [b]Edit[/b] God damn it, I forgot we can't self-rate (Again) someone rate me Zing.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29285046]You clearly have no clue about trolling then.[/QUOTE] pff all my life has been one giant trolling session
I come here to read advice and witty remarks by Maverick but lately for the last 2-3 pages has been pure trolling or a half ass attempt of it, stop derailing and the pussies keep asking for advice i need my fix.
[QUOTE=thisispain;29285055]pff all my life has been one giant trolling session[/QUOTE] How old are you boy? :clint:
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29284956]No shit. I don't even have a girlfriend lol Every now and then I come here and take a giant dump in this thread. [b]Edit[/b] Oh darn I can't rate myself anymore. I was trying to rate myself Winner. Would someone do that for me? Thanks.[/QUOTE] :frog: [editline]asdfd[/editline] Thanks, Pascall.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29285086]How old are you boy? :clint:[/QUOTE] he's older than you.
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29285004]Yeah I can vouch for Maverick, he's a good guy..... [highlight]NOT!!![/highlight] :laugh:[/QUOTE] this is the worst post
[QUOTE=thisispain;29285001]you had sex with bjorn? nice i mean i'm not gay but if that's how you live then cool[/QUOTE] have you ever stuck your dick in a old turtle shell that's filled with sewer muck something like that
[QUOTE=collegegrad;29285046]You clearly have no clue about trolling then. [b]Edit[/b] God damn it, I forgot we can't self-rate (Again) someone rate me Zing.[/QUOTE] So the point [i]is[/i] to make you look like a spastic? Good work. [editline]18th April 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=collegegrad;29284956]I don't even have a girlfriend lol[/QUOTE] :siren:surprise of the century!:siren:
Did not see that coming. I thought he was legit. I almost sent him a PM asking for advice.
I knew he was a terrible poster but that made me suspect more that he was telling the truth tbh he probably was. Puppetmaster defense.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;29285468]I knew he was a terrible poster but that made me suspect more that he was telling the truth tbh he probably was. Puppetmaster defense.[/QUOTE] Thought the same exact thing. I mean, he handled it in textbook fashion. Say some retarded stuff and get stomped because of it, then pull the "hurr I was just trolling lol" card.
Oh collegegrad.
im having an issue and i dont know why. i had sex with a girl about a week ago and she is really prude and now i feel really really guilty. i mean i had sex before that and never felt this before but now its just really awkward... ah i dont know what is wrong with me
[QUOTE=Sir Tristan;29287611]im having an issue and i dont know why. i had sex with a girl about a week ago and she is really prude and now i feel really really guilty. i mean i had sex before that and never felt this before but now its just really awkward... ah i dont know what is wrong with me[/QUOTE] So you are regretting having sex with a girl basically? you need to clarify more
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